i had a dream where i was playing the original starcraft on one of the fastest maps ever custom games and turtled myself in with cannons until i maxed on carriers.

Chopin

Norway55 Posts

February 13 2012 22:07 GMT

#322

I dreamt that Jaedong was practising SC2, and he was loosing so bad. And actually got so angry that he kinda lost control! Was so strange. I was so sad in that dream. It was so dark. How?!

haka

United States1414 Posts

February 13 2012 22:13 GMT

#323

I had a dream that Tastosis and I broke into some 80s swanky house with a pool in the back. I was watching both of them (with 80s hairstyles) scour the surface of the pool, looking for a flea (or a tick). I have no idea why. Then this hot, bossomy woman (she owned the house) in a bikini and shades comes out from the house, tilts her head downwards, and looks at us from the top of her sunglasses. Then some stuff happened. Unfortunately, Tastosis weren't involved (they were relegated to that cameo appearance).

BigJoe

United States210 Posts

February 24 2012 16:28 GMT

#324

I had a dream I was playing Starcraft but it was really laggy and I had to physically place buildings on my screen with an n64 controller. My supply depots would never completely wall off ramps and I kept getting matched against platinum players (im masters). Worst. Nightmare. Ever.

I also just woke from a dream where I had a huge advantage vs Zerg (on some weird ass map) and I decided it was a good idea to go pee without pausing. As soon as I come back my whole army is getting rolled by banelings. Then I couldn't type "gg" because my keyboard was messing up T_T

Mutable

Canada5 Posts

February 24 2012 21:01 GMT

#325

I had a dream,

Feeling impatient and twitchy I walked in my dermathologist office. He start to look at my face closely saying hmmm and ooh my and grunting etc.
He then look at me like hes going to announce me I am the source of all evil and must be purged and say :

"im afraid you have a bad case of baneling mines"

I dont understand at first and feel even more twitchy, and scratchy. So out of nowhere the dermato guy takes a 'uge serringue and tell me "It's going to hurt but I need you to stay calm", he then proceed to inject himself with a classic "Oh yeeah" moan and then everything start going way too fast.
He starts scanning my face with a sort of mirror on his forehead and he micro that single marine on my face really fast and starts killing burrowed baneling...

This was utterly uncomfortable especially since my face was trying to respond by unborrowing banelings and runnning after the marine but the doctor was way too good for that and started to move his way toward my forehead with methodic stutter step dispatching of baneling after baneling. At that point I felt a big focus on my forehead and after a scan reveals a creep tumor the dermatologist says "here we go" and star to run toward it...

But his stim finishes right about the time he enters the creep and I feel a creepy yet comforting hand on my shoulder with a kerrigan like voice saying to me softly "now its time" and my mouth opens and a sea of mutalisk just shoots out.

I woke up kinda disapointed because by the end I felt like I was winning

wtf am I infested or what..

Dalavita

Sweden1113 Posts

February 24 2012 21:12 GMT

#326

I dreamed I won against protoss lategame.

Shit was crazy.

If I ever have SC2 dreams because I play a lot the previous day it's usually me pulling off some perfect strategy flawlessly while microing like a korean, and becoming world champion of course

VTFlow

United States84 Posts

February 24 2012 21:21 GMT

#327

idra hugging huk and they were both naked

Poehalcho

149 Posts

February 24 2012 21:53 GMT

#328

I dreamed of spiderminesweeper today D:

MortOrGuilt

United Kingdom23 Posts

February 24 2012 21:59 GMT

#329

The OP's Select dream is still the winner for me, that's hilarious.

AirbladeOrange

United States2574 Posts

March 22 2012 13:55 GMT

#330

I had a dream last night that I was going to get SC2 coaching from Incontrol. I think I was supposed to be at the EG Lair because I was somewhere with Incontrol and Machine. Incontrol hooked up Mortal Kombat II because that's what he thought the lesson was for. I kicked his ass at MKII a few times as Machine watched then asked when we were supposed to play Starcraft. He got a bit flustered but then decided we should play SC2. I had an hour long lesson scheduled and I had my running watch to start timing after we were done with MKII.

Hulavuta

United States1252 Posts

March 22 2012 14:06 GMT

#331

Am I the only one who's had a sex dream with Infested Kerrigan?

Mementoss

Canada2595 Posts

March 22 2012 14:08 GMT

#332

Don't remember the dream but my girlfriend recalls me sleep talking saying " Huk! Huk! Is it really you?!"

HyperionDreamer

Canada1528 Posts

March 22 2012 14:11 GMT

#333

On February 25 2012 06:12 Dalavita wrote:
I dreamed I won against protoss lategame.

Shit was crazy.

If I ever have SC2 dreams because I play a lot the previous day it's usually me pulling off some perfect strategy flawlessly while microing like a korean, and becoming world champion of course

LOL I feel you!

OP still wins by far man, that shit was hilarious. Like who has a dream about select wanking and is like "imma make a tl thread about this".

OFCORPSE

Sweden355 Posts

March 22 2012 14:13 GMT

#334

Been a while so I've forgotten most details, but MLG finals, Grubby vs some Zerg?
Grubby had blademaster. I specifically remember him bladestorming like 50 zerglings and then game was over, crowd went wild, nobody but me found it strange.

Nudelfisk

Sweden104 Posts

March 22 2012 14:15 GMT

#335

Man these are crazy. I loved the one about the doctor microing a marine on your forehead, lol, and the climactic ending of kerrigan releasing a number mutalisks from your mouth. I'd love to have that dream haha..

My only starcraft-related dream was playing zvz in the GSL against Nestea in Heart of the Swarm. I'm feeling okay, he's attacking with an inferior number of roaches, and then suddenly he attacks me with a cloaked viper (wtf) and kills me as I didn't get any detection. GG.

I've had a number of wc3-related dreams when i was younger. The only one i remember vividly was when I woke up and still thought I was in the dream, went down my stairs and thought like "hey, where's the gold mine? I can't start my day without a gold mine" and I was really confused for a second until I realized life isn't wc3.

Actually made me think quite a bit on how you shouldn't treat life like it's a game (it's ok to do it "as if" it's a game sometimes but not always). lol

ki11z0ne

United States427 Posts

March 22 2012 14:19 GMT

#336

was driving with day9 to what i think was his aunts house??? and we were going like 90 on like a maroi kart course.... so ya woke up to that like WTF lol

Zealos

United Kingdom3576 Posts

March 22 2012 14:26 GMT

#337

I had a nightmare about sc2.

I was playing zerg against a protoss, and he had FFE'd, so I responded with a double expo. However, I noticed he had gone for an 8 gate timing attack, to try to all out kill me, but for some reason, even though I scouted I had Built No Units!!! so when he arrived at me third (On Shakuras Plateau I believe) and all I had was 1 spine crawlers + drones, I panicked and woke up

Salivanth

Australia1071 Posts

March 22 2012 15:04 GMT

#338

I don't think I've ever had a Starcraft dream, but having just read this entire thing at 2 in the morning, I'm hoping I get one. Ideally one of the less disturbing ones.

FuRong

New Zealand3089 Posts

March 22 2012 15:13 GMT

#339

The weird thing is that I basically never remember my dreams, but for some reason I remembered this one quite clearly.

It was the OSL semifinals, and I was playing a bo3 against Zero in an airport cafe (I don't know why). I won game one, and there was some time in between so I went walking around for a while, and kind of got lost. Then I ran into Calm, and he told me that I had to go back soon or I would forfeit. I started running around outside by the area where those tourist buses drop people off, but I couldn't figure out which way to go, and by the time I managed to get back, I found Calm had played in my place and lost the last two games. Then I woke up =/

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Salivanth

Australia1071 Posts

March 25 2012 01:19 GMT

#340

Well, it worked. Had a dream where I lost like, 3-4 PvZ in a row, all to 6-pool, and got demoted to Gold...was scary. A few minutes after waking up I thought "Man, I need to learn to practice holding up 6-pool...no, no you don't, that was a DREAM."