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Testosis, the true GSL story!

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Zolhein
Profile Joined January 2011
17 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-10 01:24:51
February 08 2011 19:48 GMT
#1
Once upon a time in a distant galaxy using his Metamorese Fusion Dance learned in the DBZ anime Artosis fused with Tasteless to become the most awesome nerd baller archon ever: Tastosis!

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**EDIT fixed to Tastosis



And so a archon was born and this is his story, the true GSL story. Warning this may cause nerdmorphing into ultra ballers!

True GSL story #1: Mammals
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True GSL story #2: What? It's True!
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True GSL story #3: The graken strikes!
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Okay guys...I was totally bored and thought I'd do this for the lulz after watching the GSTL today...hope nobody takes this serious or gets offended ( sorry tasteless for making you look less than the total nerd baller that you truly are! )

Any requests on who should be on the true gsl story next?


Hope I didn't goof up making this topic in general >_< and I hope you guys like it.

***EDIT*****
I already posted this in Page 5 so I'm gonna repost this here if you are too lazy to go check out the original post:

Okay guys...here is the True GSL story #4. Hope you guys like it (It's longer than usual...).

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Anyway True GSL #5 is here...it's a bit diffrent but hopefully just as amusing. Artosis said (while being under the influence of medicine and a flu) : "Kryptonite hurts Batman.". So here is what happens when the wrong people hear that:

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YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE TL COMMUNITY! WE ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS!


Your face after you realize Joker is watching GSL:
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He has heard things...and seen things...
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
February 08 2011 19:50 GMT
#2
None of the pics work for me or maybe its just me idk.
KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
February 08 2011 19:50 GMT
#3
images are borken!
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Zolhein
Profile Joined January 2011
17 Posts
February 08 2011 19:50 GMT
#4
>_< 1 sec trying to fix it >_< sorry!
hmunkey
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom1973 Posts
February 08 2011 19:51 GMT
#5
Rehost your images on Imgur. In my experience, it's a far better service.
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
February 08 2011 19:51 GMT
#6
right click and view image. Nice grack picture
MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
February 08 2011 19:51 GMT
#7
Bloggggggg. Images aren't working for me either actually. T_T
Doubt is the venom that has paralyzed humanity.
Zolhein
Profile Joined January 2011
17 Posts
February 08 2011 19:53 GMT
#8
Okay working now?
KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
February 08 2011 19:54 GMT
#9
Oh hohoho. I foresee these being used as templates for many comics to come.
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nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
February 08 2011 19:55 GMT
#10
Yeah working and haha pretty good pics ^^
deepfield1
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States373 Posts
February 08 2011 19:55 GMT
#11
haha
Skyze
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada2324 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-08 19:56:51
February 08 2011 19:56 GMT
#12
i dont understand how you get Testosis...

TASTeless
artOSIS

there is nowhere in either of those, that starts with TES, theres not even TES anywhere in tasteless' name unless you mix it up..

Testosis would be a combination of Testie and Artosis..
Canada Gaming ~~ The-Feared
supersoft
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany3729 Posts
February 08 2011 19:56 GMT
#13
yep :D
this fishthing was hillarious
Wesso
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands1245 Posts
February 08 2011 19:56 GMT
#14
working, the gracken one is pretty good
PepperoniPiZZa
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Sierra Leone1660 Posts
February 08 2011 19:57 GMT
#15
Those are actually pretty cool ^_^. Thumbs up if you've practiced KaMeHaMeHa as a kid.
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SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10307 Posts
February 08 2011 19:57 GMT
#16
lmao, hilarious

who is Siderman ?
"LOL I have 202 supply right now (3 minutes later)..."LOL NOW I HAVE 220 SUPPLY SUP?!?!?" - Mondragon
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
February 08 2011 19:57 GMT
#17
The Fauxhawk has evolved into a rhino horn!
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Godstorm
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania845 Posts
February 08 2011 19:58 GMT
#18
Haha pretty funny, well done! The gracken was pretty nicely done also.
"It's not that he's dumb, he's just neural parasited by a retarded infestor"-Day 9
KevinIX
Profile Joined October 2009
United States2472 Posts
February 08 2011 19:58 GMT
#19
On February 09 2011 04:57 selboN wrote:
The Fauxhawk has evolved into a rhino horn!

The hair is amazing.
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Elefanto
Profile Joined May 2010
Switzerland3584 Posts
February 08 2011 19:58 GMT
#20
i my god, that first picture is awsome, good work!
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