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Day[9]'s terrible secret.

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Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-31 04:05:11
January 06 2011 19:24 GMT
#1
Ladies and gentlemen, I have come across startling information about Day[9] that will shock all of you.

Day[9] is actually a muppet.


Now I know what you're thinking. You're saying "But Ketara, I love Day[9], he is hilariously funny and provides excellent commentary on my daily life." But to this I ask you, have muppets not done the same for years?

Let us examine the evidence.


Exhibit A:
The most important realization that Day[9] is a muppet comes from a distinct lack of lower body screentime. This is in fact because our illustrious Mr. Plott does not have a lower torso. Because he is a muppet.

Day[9] has even been quoted on his show saying that nobody has any idea if he is wearing pants, because they cannot see them. In reality, we all know that he is NOT wearing pants, because he has no legs. Because he is a muppet.

Edit: To people saying that we have seen Day[9]s legs before, you obviously have never watched The Muppets. They all have legs from time to time, there are just strings attached to their arms while they walk. Can you tell me there are definitely no strings attached to Day[9] when he walks?


Day[9] also exhibits some other muppetlike body features. He has big arms and waves them around excessively when he talks. Furthermore, his mouth is exceptionally oversized compared to the rest of his body, something that will be illustrated in the points below. All of these facts point conclusively to Day[9] being a muppet.

The below points shall examine video evidence of Day[9] displaying muppetlike features.


Exhibit B:
Have you ever seen a real person do something like this when they hear trumpets?
+ Show Spoiler +



alt video

(ninja mod edit)


No, you haven't. Because he's a muppet:
+ Show Spoiler +






Exhibit C:
What about this one? Have you ever seen a real person do something like this?
+ Show Spoiler +



Possible? alt gif
[image loading]
GIFSoup

OR (not the original)
[image loading]
(ninja mod edit)


Nope, you've never seen a real person do that either. Only muppets do things like that:
+ Show Spoiler +


Possible? alt gif

(ninja mod edit)


Exhibit D:
As we all know, Day[9] was recently featured on Sesame Street, a place that is frequently visited by muppets:
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]


Exhibit E:
This one is pretty self explanatory. Clearly an actual photograph of Day[9] at a family reunion.
+ Show Spoiler +

On January 07 2011 15:21 Day[9] wrote:
[image loading]



UPDATE: As of Sunday 1/09/2011, Day[9] has admitted that he is in fact a muppet. Congratulations to all of our heroes, for getting him to admit his dark and terrible secret, and allowing us to all move on with full knowledge of his lack of torso space.


It is also worth noting that Day[9] has never said that he is NOT a muppet. This means it is perfectly plausible that he is one.

I'm sorry that I have had to reveal this dark and terrible secret to the public. But it's okay Day[9], we all still love you, and are looking forward to your upcoming contract with Disney where you will star in its new musical, "The Muppets do Tron"

The only question that remains is which of Jim Hensons creations Day[9] most resembles. I'm sure there is ample room for debate on this topic. Is he Kermit the Frog because of his disposition towards waving his arms around wildly? Or perhaps Animal because he likes to scream for no reason? Or maybe he is Stadtler and Waldorf, because of his fondness for heckling.

[image loading]

Please discuss. And thank you for your time.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Skamtet
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada634 Posts
January 06 2011 19:25 GMT
#2
I expected the flight story.
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
January 06 2011 19:28 GMT
#3
"Because he's a muppet." is now a serious answer to any questioning in regards to Day[9]'s behavior.
now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but don't mess up your hair.
Kalingingsong
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada633 Posts
January 06 2011 19:28 GMT
#4
which muppet?

the really awesome one of course.
Dess.JadeFalcon
BouBou.865
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands814 Posts
January 06 2011 19:28 GMT
#5
Muppets don't call themselves muppets. Besides, if he gets up to get water you can see his two legs, and sometimes a third.

Myth: Busted
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confusedcrib
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1307 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-06 19:36:25
January 06 2011 19:28 GMT
#6
Unfortunatley we actually have seen his lower body hurry edit that part out so it's still legitimate!

Edit: I have been disproven, the arguement stands
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ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
January 06 2011 19:28 GMT
#7
Lol nice write up XD
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Vinx
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada259 Posts
January 06 2011 19:29 GMT
#8
my vote

[image loading]


<3 Day 9, Keep up the good work
Starcraft 2 > RL ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Dental Floss
Profile Joined September 2009
United States1015 Posts
January 06 2011 19:29 GMT
#9
But wait! The muppet in the picture has legs. Now I'm really confused.
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SmoKim
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark10305 Posts
January 06 2011 19:30 GMT
#10
so that's why i love Sean so much



god i love Muppets <3
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lofung
Profile Joined October 2010
Hong Kong298 Posts
January 06 2011 19:30 GMT
#11
that must be a really high tech cheesy muppet
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Kelwyn
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany143 Posts
January 06 2011 19:30 GMT
#12
Needs further research in regards of the Waldorf and Statler theory though, we seriously need to investigate the muppetness of djWheat!
-Strider-
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Mexico1605 Posts
January 06 2011 19:30 GMT
#13
On January 07 2011 04:25 Skamtet wrote:
I expected the flight story.

What's that?
What is up? IM NESTEAAAA!
Blackk
Profile Joined November 2010
South Africa226 Posts
January 06 2011 19:33 GMT
#14
Then nhis brother tastless is a muppet and so is artosis since muppets only hang out with muppets
hah.
Impervious
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada4199 Posts
January 06 2011 19:34 GMT
#15
On January 07 2011 04:30 -Strider- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 07 2011 04:25 Skamtet wrote:
I expected the flight story.

What's that?

It is what it is.
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Boyo
Profile Joined October 2010
United States226 Posts
January 06 2011 19:35 GMT
#16
so much win.
MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
January 06 2011 19:35 GMT
#17
I find this even more reason to love Day9. I do not know a single soul that does NOT love muppets.
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FlamingTurd
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1059 Posts
January 06 2011 19:36 GMT
#18
You know... I've always had this sneaking suspicion as well...
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Almisael
Profile Joined May 2010
Austria235 Posts
January 06 2011 19:36 GMT
#19
On January 07 2011 04:24 Ketara wrote:
Exhibit B:
Have you ever seen a real person do something like this when they hear trumpets?
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77dAx4V-1S8


when did he actually do this? i only can watch the blip archive d9ds so i know about the trumpet dance. so is he doing stuff on his stream which he doesn't upload at blip.tv? anything related to starcraft or only "funny" things?
2v2SNAX
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada97 Posts
January 06 2011 19:36 GMT
#20
Haha this is great
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