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Deathlabel

United States50 Posts

May 19 2011 19:51 GMT

#741

A really long time, was fuckin hilarious imo

On May 20 2011 04:03 DeCiBle wrote:

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On May 20 2011 03:49 Deathlabel wrote:
Warning this is madddd long! put it in a spoiler so it didn't eat your mozilla!
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BlackJackBob: wow hahaha you got fcking schooled in the score too HAHAHAH
BlackJackBob has reconnected.
BlackJackBob: wow you are one big faggot
take the dick out of your mouth and talk to me like a man
you little faggot
you got out played so fucking hard
You: mabie we will play againa and if you win your still only 3-1 lol
The player is ignoring you.
BlackJackBob: enjoy your terran imba bs for now
cause i fucking owned you hard
mother fucker
eat a cock faggot
You: you dont even know how to make more then teir 1 bro
The player is ignoring you.
BlackJackBob: why arent you responding?
dick got your tongue?
tgbigwig, what a fucking faggot name that is
jesus christ more lke tgbigcock in your ass
faggot
go take some more cock
and then learn to play a real race
and not get outp[layed yet get a win
little faggot
hahaha i love this
that you havent blocked me
hahahaha
you faggot
whats wrong
in a game and dont know how to block?
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you fucking faggot
its because you are taking too much cock
in the ass
and bleeding faggot
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OMFG
you have 749 win, whi9ch for a faggot like you is 1500 games HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow get a fucking life you little faggot
my fucking god
thats fucking sad
go get some pussy faggot
or i guess in your case, cock
if thats whatyou're into
little fag like you who sucks his moms cock
yep,
faggot
kinda gross
you your mom fucking each other in the ass cause you all have cocks
sick family right there
your sister have a cock too?
i bet she sucks yours though?
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faggot
go get a fuckjing life faggot
BlackJackBob has disconnected.

Holy Shit! :O What the fuck? This guy... ....I... wow... I don't even know what to say to that. Is he on NA server? If so I need to pre-emptively block him, this would be hilarious, but it would make me lose my rhythm if I were laddering seriously. Damn haha. How long was he messaging you for?

ZeromuS

Canada13404 Posts

May 19 2011 20:45 GMT

#742

Been laddering a lot today and been getting some Bm from a number of players.

This one is from a PvZ where I forge FE and then my void ray harass is shut down by super early hydras. Lots of nydus worms denied, one accomplished its goal but I survived. As taking my 4th base I went for some DTs sicne I was very behind. The 5 DTs were able to kill a lot of drones and took out a greater spire.

Well In the end I get given a little piece of parting advice :D

As an FYI Kill counts on the DTs
- 13
- 14
- 27
- 21
- 31

Oh man I love DT swith :D

Not too bm it could have been worse but I think when you dont get detection at every base 25 minutes in DTs aren't stupid :p

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

May 19 2011 23:37 GMT

#743

On May 20 2011 05:45 ZeromuS wrote:
Been laddering a lot today and been getting some Bm from a number of players.

As an FYI Kill counts on the DTs
- 13
- 14
- 27
- 21
- 31

Man that would make me rage. But more at myself for not making a single overseer or spore crawler.

Perihelion

82 Posts

May 20 2011 00:47 GMT

#744

Early roach aggression to make taking my second base that much easier. He pulled most of his SCVs to defend, so I just killed them all. I guess that made it an all in?

TheWestWind

Canada87 Posts

May 20 2011 03:30 GMT

#745

Just dropping in to recount my first real BM on ladder, which was today from a zerg player on scrap station.

I gl hf, zerg is also polite.

He 8-pools, I scout it and wall up, so he expos. I make a stargate, make 1 phoenix and a void to deny overlord vision and harass, and zerg responds by making tons of hydras.

But I had really been teching for collosus the whole time (standard meta game tactic), and when he drops my main he loses his whole army. I a-move for the win, and then

+ Show Spoiler +

[All]wellversed: protoss faggot
[All]wellversed: why dont you try playing Starcraf
Game Paused
wellversed has left the game!

Simberto

Germany11786 Posts

May 20 2011 03:49 GMT

#746

On May 19 2011 07:33 jdseemoreglass wrote:

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You raise me? Well then I am going all in!
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This poor guy is living in the past. Not sure how he won any money at anything given how terribly he played. I literally doubled his drone count at 10 minutes.

I am more and more convinced that that guy is trolling this thread. There is simply no way he could be serious.

FlaminGinjaNinja

United Kingdom879 Posts

May 20 2011 10:18 GMT

#747

Played a 2v2 random a LONG time ago, back when i was bronze all over :s (now in plat)

Im playing with a French guy whose english is not exactly the best. Anyway, we rush and completely destory one of the players leaving us in a 2v1. I had 3-4 bases and an army of roaches. Had a couple burrowed between with main and natural for spotting. I see a probe transfer and imediatly hit it with lings, then follow where they were going to check for a hidden expo, sure enough theres an expo just finishing with ~8 cannons warping in.

I get this:

Him: "You fucking hap hack, fucking gay noob"
Me: Why? Because i found you expo?
Him: "You took out my probes and found my expo, fucking map hacks"
Me: "It's called scouting, and following the probe line"
Him: "Map hack noob, your reported, enjoy loosing your account Blizz gona get you"

LOL. I watched the replay and tbh everytime he moved out i was there waiting with roaches and lings appearing out of no where

krooked

376 Posts

May 20 2011 10:29 GMT

#748

1v1 TvT, platinum. Im supermegahorrible at this game, so I just go 1:1:1 with a tank marine viking push right after I get 3 tanks. He does some weird onebase thingy and pushes my tank-line, loses all his marines and I counterpush him, spots with the viking etcetc takes out his units/buildings. Hilarity ensues

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

May 20 2011 10:45 GMT

#749

Thats the strangest BM i've ever heard at the end.

In laugh at you (4)
from above (3)
little insect (4)

Its like a weird almost haiku of BM.

I just had a friendly bored match with the standard
"I could have won at any time."
This kind of person leaves because its obviously more hip and retro to lose. Winning is so cliche blaise.

:D

Edit:

On May 20 2011 19:18 FlaminGinjaNinja wrote:
Played a 2v2 random a LONG time ago, back when i was bronze all over :s (now in plat)

+ Show Spoiler +

I get this:

Him: "You fucking hap hack, fucking gay noob"
Me: Why? Because i found you expo?
Him: "You took out my probes and found my expo, fucking map hacks"
Me: "It's called scouting, and following the probe line"
Him: "Map hack noob, your reported, enjoy loosing your account Blizz gona get you"

LOL. I watched the replay and tbh everytime he moved out i was there waiting with roaches and lings appearing out of no where

Please upload that I'd love to watch it

FlaminGinjaNinja

United Kingdom879 Posts

May 20 2011 12:57 GMT

#750

On May 20 2011 19:45 Probe1 wrote:
Thats the strangest BM i've ever heard at the end.

In laugh at you (4)
from above (3)
little insect (4)

Its like a weird almost haiku of BM.

I just had a friendly bored match with the standard
"I could have won at any time."
This kind of person leaves because its obviously more hip and retro to lose. Winning is so cliche blaise.

:D

Edit:

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Please upload that I'd love to watch it

Unfortunatly i had to rebuild my PC a while back and lost the reply

was so long ago i doubt i could find it even if i still had it

Just remembered another game, played this one last night. was a 4v4 and i was lagging BIG time. The other team start BMing me for lagging, i missed most of it cus of the lag but after a while it just stopped and we couple play normally. I crush an army of pure maruaders with roaches and infestors, had 1 roach and all my infestors left at the end. (yes that counts as we crushing it) Then the zerg on their team starts flameing me, something like:

Him: WTF CHEATER
Me: Why?
Him: You lag when we attack! FUCKER
Me: bad internet

Him: w/e fag. fucking cheater fag
Him: Only way you can win is cheating
Me:

i was soo close to just leaving the game in the middle of the lag, glad i didn't

kevymon

United States32 Posts

May 21 2011 01:12 GMT

#751

just had a weird conversation with a fellow starcraft player..

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was playing a pretty standard TvT with 1rax-factory-cc opening vs this kid's all-in, 10 minutes later after repeatedly destroying his army he bursts out and says this:

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followed by

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ZeromuS

Canada13404 Posts

May 21 2011 02:35 GMT

#752

edit:wrong thread lol

so keep the bm coming

Mortal

2943 Posts

May 21 2011 04:44 GMT

#753

apparently 3 gate sentry expand into macro is cheesy

vOdToasT

Sweden2870 Posts

May 21 2011 11:54 GMT

#754

Uploaded with ImageShack.us

It says:

"go to hell fucking unskilled sucker lucker"

"apparently I am going to hell
the rapture was today and I'm still here"

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He did a marine drop all in, I stopped it easily then owned him with mutalisks. I never said anything.

Monophonic

Canada5 Posts

May 22 2011 01:39 GMT

#755

This guy. http://wow.joystiq.com/tag/Zilea/

It just goes to show you, that just because you won $75000 at blizzcon in 2009 playing WoW doesn't mean you have any manners.

Calling gg for the other player and proceeding to lose is really classy

Also, How low is your self esteem that you have to tell random ladder players to kill themselves?

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Tabbris

Bangladesh2839 Posts

May 22 2011 01:46 GMT

#756

On May 22 2011 10:39 Monophonic wrote:
This guy. http://wow.joystiq.com/tag/Zilea/

It just goes to show you, that just because you won $75000 at blizzcon in 2009 playing WoW doesn't mean you have any manners.

Calling gg for the other player and proceeding to lose is really classy

Also, How low is your self esteem that you have to tell random ladder players to kill themselves?
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Well if it makes u feel better you lost to this guy
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Famous for taking nude photos with his cats. He would also pull his cats tale so he could hear it meow when he arena-ed. He was actually pathetic lol

Monophonic

Canada5 Posts

May 22 2011 01:54 GMT

#757

lolololol.... i kinda feel bad for him now

ps. i won the game, he called "gg, get out" on me and proceeded to lose

Kater

72 Posts

May 22 2011 02:44 GMT

#758

ZvT on xel naga.
I scout and defend that nowadays standard bunker stuff.
He stays on 2 bases, gets tanks + rines and attacks me on creep when i get my 4th base at gold.
And just like a lot of T's with a bad positioning he gets frustrated about his rine/tank play didnt work out.

btw why do u guys keep typing stuff even tho it shows u are being ignored?

dLKnighT

Canada735 Posts

May 22 2011 05:33 GMT

#759

My Stalker got away from his two Marauders with slow:

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Led to:

Which led to:

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And after the game:

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holynorth

United States590 Posts

May 22 2011 07:59 GMT

#760

On May 22 2011 10:54 Monophonic wrote:
lolololol.... i kinda feel bad for him now

ps. i won the game, he called "gg, get out" on me and proceeded to lose

He actually only got 25k. 75k split three ways. Sad that he has to lie about that because 25k is such a sad figure for the amount of time he has spent playing video games.

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