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On March 30 2013 07:10 BluDragon wrote:
I recently switch to KR server and I got matched up with this master zerg player. He was typing something I don't understand, but I do know I'm losing. So I typed in "I'm American. gg" I got a message afterward in Korean, I use google translate.
Korean: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
아메리칸은 개뿔
지랄하고앉았네 ㅋㅋ
존나못하네 병신색퀴
ㅋㅋ
English:
ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ
American f**king
F**k and looking after them!
F**king a**hole saekkwi unwelcome
ㅋ ㅋ
I guess he doesn't like being matched with American. xD
I think a nordkorean got lost.
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Was recently playing a ZvT (platinum level, mind you). Opponent attacks around 9 minutes with a 6 marine drop in my main and also the front of my natural with two tanks and 8 marines. I of course have the watchtower and have lings chilling outside his base to I crush both attacks. Then I proceed to scout that he doesn't have anything in his base except two tanks and a bunker. Baneling bust and win. Then the fun starts:
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After the game ends, this ensues:
rportnfordty: gl getting to the next level  You: Dude that wasn even an all in rportnfordty: mm hm You: you attacked first I had +1 +1 on the way and muta tech and was gettting a 3rd rportnfordty: k u're not good sorry You: no i'm not rportnfordty: u shouldn't play u don' thave fun obviously no good and no fun You: but clearly you are just a sore loser rportnfordty: why even bother? so what if i'm a sore loser You: it's called fuckin ranked for a reason rportnfordty: u shouldn't play games You: it's competetive rportnfordty: why is it called ranked You: you should just go chill the fuck out rportnfordty: u seem really mad You: so do you rportnfordty: for a guy who just won.. lol You: clearly you felt you should've won rportnfordty: i know cuz i'm good and u're not but there's luck element in this one You: Well, I just beat you pretty clat out rportnfordty: nah closer than u think You: dude rportnfordty: but if u wanna tell some of ur friends u raped go ahead ddue duuuuude You: whaat how old are you dude you think rape is a fuckin joke rportnfordty: too old to get mad over sc grow up man You: no really how old are you
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On the first page the following is said:
NEW RULE: DO NOT POST YOUR OWN BM!!!!!! Post you getting bm'ed please its funnier that way. Think "Did I starcraft Rage? Did he starcraft rage and I just sit passively? If the answer is yes to the second question then please post :D
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On April 02 2013 05:34 DuBlooNz wrote:On the first page the following is said: NEW RULE: DO NOT POST YOUR OWN BM!!!!!! Post you getting bm'ed please its funnier that way. Think "Did I starcraft Rage? Did he starcraft rage and I just sit passively? If the answer is yes to the second question then please post :D
Wait, what? Watch the two other links, maybe?
He's the one bming me, I'm just provoking him later on.
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Is reading the OP of a thread before posting in it a difficult concept for you to understand? A lot of people like you seem to have trouble with this.
There isn't much humour in two immature people flaming each other. Keep it to yourself.
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On March 19 2013 04:49 MindSoup wrote:
Message between me and my oppenent after a game of 2s, he tries to make himself sound reasonable, then this happens,
Chinaski: No need to be rude.
You: lol you were rude in start, plus not leaving was rude
Chinaski: I wasn't rude, I was joking around. And not leaving as soon as you all-in me isn't rude.
Trying to hold is perfectly legitimate gameplay.
And your mom's farts smell like wet bologna.
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lol
Hahhaa how did no one comment on this yet? This one post beats the last 6 pages. I can't stop laughing at that final line!
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Northern Ireland26021 Posts
Sigh, there are amusing ones here for sure, but most of what I am seeing is just people raging and blaming anything but themselves for their losses, which is pretty pathetic.
Anyway this comes more from my good buddy Shodan, infamous for his 2-rax but also a pretty solid high masters T from Ireland, which is super rare.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/w7K1Ngs.jpg)
This is more amusing to me as his Liquipedia describes him as the 'nicest guy ever', but hey people do have their off-days!
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/Phamut
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why do people keep posting their own bm?
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Haha some of these are really funny. It's confusing sometimes because you have to read from bottom to top on the in-game chat logs xD.
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On April 02 2013 06:24 serpan wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2013 05:34 DuBlooNz wrote:On the first page the following is said: NEW RULE: DO NOT POST YOUR OWN BM!!!!!! Post you getting bm'ed please its funnier that way. Think "Did I starcraft Rage? Did he starcraft rage and I just sit passively? If the answer is yes to the second question then please post :D Wait, what? Watch the two other links, maybe? He's the one bming me, I'm just provoking him later on.
Even if he started it, you adding fuel to the fire is inappropriate for this thread.
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On April 02 2013 12:17 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2013 06:24 serpan wrote:On April 02 2013 05:34 DuBlooNz wrote:On the first page the following is said: NEW RULE: DO NOT POST YOUR OWN BM!!!!!! Post you getting bm'ed please its funnier that way. Think "Did I starcraft Rage? Did he starcraft rage and I just sit passively? If the answer is yes to the second question then please post :D Wait, what? Watch the two other links, maybe? He's the one bming me, I'm just provoking him later on. Even if he started it, you adding fuel to the fire is inappropriate for this thread.
Also, the thread title is "Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM". So it'd be great if these posts could actually be funny, or absurd, or cool in some way :o
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This one was from a while ago, WoL days.
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When guys spout shit like this I never reply... the "sweet" came when he showed up at my base with carriers and void rays. Needless to say I hated losing to this guy.
But, do you guys see the double meaning? ...BM?
This next one was more recent. He pressured me with four marines then I show up at his base and he's building a planetary in his natural at 12:30, and if that laugh wasn't enough:
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bump! how do i post an image? got one saved on my desktop pasted it on paint idk how to post it here though i'm a total computer moron.
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On April 03 2013 00:47 absoluteX wrote:
bump! how do i post an image? got one saved on my desktop pasted it on paint idk how to post it here though i'm a total computer moron.
[ img ] paste the upload link in between here example : http://i.imgur.com/your mom.jpg[ / img ]
But instead of that, don't leave spaces in your brackets. gl.
edit: just in case, you can google upload pic and pick any of those websites to upload your pic. should be able to figure it out from there.
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This guy can't take criticism at all lol. i was gonna offer him advises but o well
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On April 03 2013 00:55 MrRicewife wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2013 00:47 absoluteX wrote:
bump! how do i post an image? got one saved on my desktop pasted it on paint idk how to post it here though i'm a total computer moron.
[ img ] paste the upload link in between here example : http://i.imgur.com/your mom.jpg[ / img ] But instead of that, don't leave spaces in your brackets. gl. edit: just in case, you can google upload pic and pick any of those websites to upload your pic. should be able to figure it out from there.
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Just click the Upload Image button when you go to write a post (to the right of the Smilies and Poll buttons).
Then it'll prompt you to find the file (picture) you wish to upload, and it'll format it for you. Then just copy and paste that link into the comment.
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On April 03 2013 01:01 absoluteX wrote:This guy can't take criticism at all lol. i was gonna offer him advises but o well
Yeah, that went south real fast. He clearly wanted you to say it was broken, rather than it was his fault or he could have done better. Well you can't make everyone happy, unless you lose games on purpose.
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On April 03 2013 01:12 Plansix wrote:Show nested quote +On April 03 2013 01:01 absoluteX wrote:This guy can't take criticism at all lol. i was gonna offer him advises but o well Yeah, that went south real fast. He clearly wanted you to say it was broken, rather than it was his fault or he could have done better. Well you can't make everyone happy, unless you lose games on purpose.
people get mad about that too
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