I had my first thing I think I can post here.

OK, I just got HotS beta and I'm playing a TvP, trying all kinds of crazy shit. This game I decided to try out a maurauder/hellion build with mines for defence. I opened with a weird little reaper push.

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I actually quite like the new reapers. Mr Bitter would be proud of me.

He seems to be playing pretty normal, but I don't really care what he's doing, I'm just trying new units out.

I just keep on macroing, still making marauder/hellion which works out pretty good. Minor skirmishes, nothing game ending.

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If you see the production tab, we're both expanding at the same time.

He makes a pretty ill-fated attack. Note he only has WoL gateway units, and pretty bad macro (not that mine is a tremendous amount better)

So yeah, since he attacked me at my own base and lost pretty much everything, it was a case of attacking a little after and he just died. Then this happens, and I have no words so I'll just leave you with it. Thanks for your time reading.

MajuGarzett

Canada635 Posts

November 15 2012 06:54 GMT

#5103

http://www.reddit.com/r/starcraft/comments/137gme/so_how_long_monologues_well_almost_do_you_get/

This one from reddit is pretty funny.

NesquiKGG

100 Posts

November 17 2012 23:07 GMT

#5104

This guy rly confused me... very nice at the begining and suddenly....
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ArtyK

France3144 Posts

November 17 2012 23:15 GMT

#5105

On November 15 2012 09:07 Monty113 wrote:
PvT on Entombed, he goes for cloaked banshe into tripple cc, so i do a quick 3rd base myself and crush him right as he tries his first attack. I seem to not have crushed him hard enough, shame on me

This guy is a french player, was on team Alt Tab with sage until its disband...
And i don't really think that was bm, he even says gg

PassiveAce

United States18076 Posts

November 17 2012 23:18 GMT

#5106

^It's bm because hes deriding his opponent for using a build which is "imba" while simultaneously stroking his own dick by saying his own build is "innovative."

Apoth

England194 Posts

November 19 2012 17:17 GMT

#5107

Well that was...something. For context the diamond thing may be because I'm diamond in both 1v1 and 4v4 (where this game was played).

RPR_Tempest

Australia7799 Posts

November 23 2012 15:32 GMT

#5108

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Apparently for this guy, losing on the SEA server...was just too much.

The_Templar

your Country52798 Posts

November 23 2012 19:44 GMT

#5109

^ Um, if you are going to censor his name, you might want to be a bit more thorough.. :D

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609_uu

Finland8 Posts

November 24 2012 16:50 GMT

#5110

I got this one mad kid on ohana and decided to 2 rax bunker rush him ez.

The start was ok.
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I can hear the mad levels rising up lol.
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Well that was rather rude. I must punish GREEDY ZERGS. It's not a thing to get mad about heh.
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Just b4 he leaves he let's all the mad out without shame. No scout hatch first 16 pool was defeated gg

Hylirion

Netherlands968 Posts

November 24 2012 17:15 GMT

#5111

Wow I just played a game with someone who's only purpose was to BM for 2 minutes long, it started at the first second of the game, I threw a hopeful gl hf at him:

He continued on relentlessly:

Never dropping a beat, he left after this:

His build order was very cool too:

quaZa

Germany58 Posts

November 24 2012 21:13 GMT

#5112

Thats funny Toss rage right here, [image loading]

CuteMadCat

Germany25 Posts

November 24 2012 21:15 GMT

#5113

On November 25 2012 06:13 quaZa wrote:
Thats funny Toss rage right here, [image loading]

Nice tab-roaches
Why toss crying while 800 800 overressources! LOL!

Chupacabra(UCSD)

Mexico225 Posts

November 26 2012 06:29 GMT

#5114

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On November 25 2012 01:50 609_uu wrote:
I got this one mad kid on ohana and decided to 2 rax bunker rush him ez.

The start was ok.
[image loading]

I can hear the mad levels rising up lol.
[image loading]

Well that was rather rude. I must punish GREEDY ZERGS. It's not a thing to get mad about heh.
[image loading]

Just b4 he leaves he let's all the mad out without shame. No scout hatch first 16 pool was defeated gg

That guy was mild towards you for a 2 rax bunker rush, most people would have been much more nasty, including myself.

Seldentar

United States888 Posts

November 26 2012 07:22 GMT

#5115

On November 26 2012 15:29 Chupacabra(UCSD) wrote:
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On November 25 2012 01:50 609_uu wrote:
I got this one mad kid on ohana and decided to 2 rax bunker rush him ez.

The start was ok.
[image loading]

I can hear the mad levels rising up lol.
[image loading]

Well that was rather rude. I must punish GREEDY ZERGS. It's not a thing to get mad about heh.
[image loading]

Just b4 he leaves he let's all the mad out without shame. No scout hatch first 16 pool was defeated gg

That guy was mild towards you for a 2 rax bunker rush, most people would have been much more nasty, including myself.

I don't play anymore, at least not for now, but stuff like this pisses me off from any race. It's just a game!!! Don't take it so seriously >.>

No need to get nasty just shrug it off, leave, and move on to the next game which will hopefully be more fun, or don't do a greedy build and crush the 2 rax...

It isn't that hard to not have a shitty attitude...

End of rant

Illiterate

Netherlands49 Posts

November 26 2012 11:37 GMT

#5116

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On November 25 2012 02:15 Hylirion wrote:
Wow I just played a game with someone who's only purpose was to BM for 2 minutes long, it started at the first second of the game, I threw a hopeful gl hf at him:

He continued on relentlessly:

Never dropping a beat, he left after this:

His build order was very cool too:

I'm pretty sure this guy was just trying to tank his MMR.

Zheryn

Sweden3653 Posts

November 27 2012 17:38 GMT

#5117

How does one die on aids?

Sajiki

Germany522 Posts

November 27 2012 17:53 GMT

#5118

actually theres some funny ones now, but most of the people posting here are just proud of being BM'd and post it here without it being awesome or confusing in any way. the one with the "you stupid americans dont even know where your country lies" what pretty good though :D