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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
June 29 2012 01:12 GMT
#4021
The MAKING of an Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM post
This is directed at the bottom 30% of the posts in this thread. There are genuine moments of lol to be had. This is an example of a bad post.


Hm, that guy just typed 'zergs' then quit! How BM was HE! How dare he not have perfect manner to a stranger after losing. How can I make him pay since he's already gone on with his life?....

OH SHIT THIS THREAD!

Time to post screens! LOL EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT HIM AND I WILL WIN AGAINST HIM AGAIN!
[image loading]

Hmm. Shit. They can see me provoking him after his non-gg comment in game.

[image loading]
[image loading]

FIXED.

Owned that noob. Oh.. well this is kinda short. I better elaborate with a lot of shit from the replay that I won't post or confirm.

Him: LOL UR MOM SUCKS D IN HELL
Me: Good sir, why would you say such a thing?
Him: I BET U'D BE IN HUFFLEPUFF. ZERG I M BA L A N C E D
Him: [repeating for several lines] LOSER
Him: THIS ISNT EVEN MY MAIN ACCOUNT IM IN GM AND MY DAD WORKS 4 BLIZZARD HAHA UR BANNED
Him: plz talk to me i have no friends ;__;

Looks good, lets hit post!




This has been another episode of grandmaster-piece theater. Remember guys, if it's not awesome or confusing, nobody gives a shit.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
CyDe
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States1010 Posts
June 29 2012 02:33 GMT
#4022
On June 29 2012 10:12 Probe1 wrote:
The MAKING of an Awesome/Confusing SC2 BM post
This is directed at the bottom 30% of the posts in this thread. There are genuine moments of lol to be had. This is an example of a bad post.


Hm, that guy just typed 'zergs' then quit! How BM was HE! How dare he not have perfect manner to a stranger after losing. How can I make him pay since he's already gone on with his life?....

OH SHIT THIS THREAD!

Time to post screens! LOL EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT HIM AND I WILL WIN AGAINST HIM AGAIN!
[image loading]

Hmm. Shit. They can see me provoking him after his non-gg comment in game.

[image loading]
[image loading]

FIXED.

Owned that noob. Oh.. well this is kinda short. I better elaborate with a lot of shit from the replay that I won't post or confirm.

Him: LOL UR MOM SUCKS D IN HELL
Me: Good sir, why would you say such a thing?
Him: I BET U'D BE IN HUFFLEPUFF. ZERG I M BA L A N C E D
Him: [repeating for several lines] LOSER
Him: THIS ISNT EVEN MY MAIN ACCOUNT IM IN GM AND MY DAD WORKS 4 BLIZZARD HAHA UR BANNED
Him: plz talk to me i have no friends ;__;

Looks good, lets hit post!




This has been another episode of grandmaster-piece theater. Remember guys, if it's not awesome or confusing, nobody gives a shit.

You're a beautiful human being who deserves medals and cookies for your contributions to community <3

This may sound sarcastic, but I promise it isn't.

Really, I swear.

Fuck it still sounds REALLY sarcastic. But it's not.

Pinky promise.
youtube.com/GamingCyDe-- My totally abandoned youtube channel that I might revisit at some point
Exoteric
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia2330 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-29 10:21:41
June 29 2012 10:20 GMT
#4023
So, one day, I decided to play a custom game on Daybreak. Got matched with a Terran who had a barcode name, so I thought they would be somewhat decent. I'm playing as Zerg. Long story short, he tries to be aggressive multiple times and gets beaten down by ling/bling/muta. Their only words before leaving the relatively one-sided game are 'regame now.'

I look up the person's profile after the game and it turns out they're only a mid-diamond level player, around the same as me. They immediately invite me to a party. I refuse, because I was going to go watch GSTL, and I really didn't feel like listening to somebody who sounded so... demanding with their request to play another game.

I try to message him but it turns out he's ignored me immediately. What follows after is... well, somewhat interesting one-sided ranting from our lovely barcode.

/Not safe for work text/


[image loading]





hell is other people
Emix_Squall
Profile Joined February 2012
France705 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-29 11:10:45
June 29 2012 11:05 GMT
#4024
On June 29 2012 19:20 Exoteric wrote:
So, one day, I decided to play a custom game on Daybreak. Got matched with a Terran who had a barcode name, so I thought they would be somewhat decent. I'm playing as Zerg. Long story short, he tries to be aggressive multiple times and gets beaten down by ling/bling/muta. Their only words before leaving the relatively one-sided game are 'regame now.'

I look up the person's profile after the game and it turns out they're only a mid-diamond level player, around the same as me. They immediately invite me to a party. I refuse, because I was going to go watch GSTL, and I really didn't feel like listening to somebody who sounded so... demanding with their request to play another game.

I try to message him but it turns out he's ignored me immediately. What follows after is... well, somewhat interesting one-sided ranting from our lovely barcode.

/Not safe for work text/


[image loading]




Now that's EXTREMELY confusing ....

(Doesn't it deserves to be on front page :D ?)

EDIT: but yes it's pretty sick too ...
Defrag
Profile Joined February 2010
Poland414 Posts
June 29 2012 11:09 GMT
#4025
Thats not confusing, that is simply disgusting.

Sick f*@% like this should be permed without second thought.
Fencar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States2694 Posts
June 29 2012 12:34 GMT
#4026
I agree with the above poster. That's absolutely disgusting.
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-29 12:37:18
June 29 2012 12:35 GMT
#4027
I like how he unignored you at some point then reignored you.

That's disgusting sure but it's disgusting in the way a child would say bad things. Somebody should take away that little brats collection of Dexter episodes. - actually his parents should just take away his computer.

I think that kid wins the rager crown of the whole thread. It goes from mad to furious to depraved in a snap.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
Chriscras
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Korea (South)2812 Posts
June 29 2012 23:56 GMT
#4028
[image loading]
"En taro adun, Executor."
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
June 30 2012 00:02 GMT
#4029
@above post: Just delete your post. This BM is not awesome/confusing in any way, and you have the balls to post your proxy 2 gate cheese.

No one's laughing with you.
=Þ
Whatson
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States5357 Posts
June 30 2012 00:03 GMT
#4030
On June 30 2012 09:02 Heh_ wrote:
@above post: Just delete your post. This BM is not awesome/confusing in any way, and you have the balls to post your proxy 2 gate cheese.

No one's laughing with you.

lol what?
i think it's pretty funny
¯\_(シ)_/¯
Fencar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States2694 Posts
June 30 2012 00:13 GMT
#4031
I do too. Not as amusing as "step on a lego faggot", but it still gives me a warm feeling.
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
MVega
Profile Joined November 2010
763 Posts
June 30 2012 00:25 GMT
#4032
On June 30 2012 09:02 Heh_ wrote:
@above post: Just delete your post. This BM is not awesome/confusing in any way, and you have the balls to post your proxy 2 gate cheese.

No one's laughing with you.


To be honest I am. I laughed. Then I looked and saw that it was in fact 2 gate proxy cheese and it became funnier because I think we've all been there.
bumkin: How can you play like 50 games per day... I 4gate 2 times then it's nap time
SpiZe
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada3640 Posts
June 30 2012 01:32 GMT
#4033
On June 26 2012 08:34 Sanctimonius wrote:
So I'm kinda confused on this one. Guy is playing random and drops within seconds of the game starting. So I message him asking if he didn't like the race he got. Apparently this did not go down too well.

[image loading]

My questions are apparently enough to get me reported. That was...interesting.


This one is weird, most probable thing is that he got dropped and was angry about it. Still, some free insults there :S
Fencar
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States2694 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-30 01:40:11
June 30 2012 01:35 GMT
#4034
^I thought we were supposed to laugh about it?

It is really funny how many symbols he makes with the filter on. :D
Edit: Try imagining someone speaking that out-loud with the -bleep- noise in place of the symbols. It gave me a chuckle just now!
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Sepheren
Profile Joined May 2012
United States66 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-30 05:24:43
June 30 2012 04:28 GMT
#4035
[image loading]

2 base blink stalker all in, killed my third but didn't press into my nat. Let me max off roaches and he didn't tech or anything but mass stalkers. Still didn't understand why he lost after I attempted to explain :/

EDIT: tried to make the image less bulky
baldgye
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom1103 Posts
June 30 2012 06:38 GMT
#4036
"um roaches"
*leaves the game

Ahahaha Genious, that's actually the first thing in a while in this thread that's actually made me laugh
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
June 30 2012 09:51 GMT
#4037
On June 30 2012 08:56 Chriscras wrote:
[image loading]


no....
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
June 30 2012 09:53 GMT
#4038
On June 30 2012 10:32 SpiZe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 26 2012 08:34 Sanctimonius wrote:
So I'm kinda confused on this one. Guy is playing random and drops within seconds of the game starting. So I message him asking if he didn't like the race he got. Apparently this did not go down too well.

[image loading]

My questions are apparently enough to get me reported. That was...interesting.


This one is weird, most probable thing is that he got dropped and was angry about it. Still, some free insults there :S



not sure why u would bm by baiting him after the game and then post it here?
SpiZe
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada3640 Posts
June 30 2012 12:17 GMT
#4039
On June 30 2012 18:53 NEEDZMOAR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2012 10:32 SpiZe wrote:
On June 26 2012 08:34 Sanctimonius wrote:
So I'm kinda confused on this one. Guy is playing random and drops within seconds of the game starting. So I message him asking if he didn't like the race he got. Apparently this did not go down too well.

[image loading]

My questions are apparently enough to get me reported. That was...interesting.


This one is weird, most probable thing is that he got dropped and was angry about it. Still, some free insults there :S



not sure why u would bm by baiting him after the game and then post it here?


This is not BM 0.o . The guy immediately left , so he messaged him to know why. If this is BM then make sure you never speak to people ever again... When I was deranking my offrace account I got plenty of messages asking me why I left, I didn't considered it BM that they speak to me after the game 0.o

People in this thread consider every line said by the poster as "bm baiting"... If I get messaged after a game that I lost I won't consider it BM either, except if he says something like "rolled noob". People need to stop considering everything bm : speaking in game, speaking after game and so on. I can see why people complain about SC2 lacks of connectivity if talking to other players is being frowned upon.
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
June 30 2012 12:39 GMT
#4040
On June 30 2012 21:17 SpiZe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 30 2012 18:53 NEEDZMOAR wrote:
On June 30 2012 10:32 SpiZe wrote:
On June 26 2012 08:34 Sanctimonius wrote:
So I'm kinda confused on this one. Guy is playing random and drops within seconds of the game starting. So I message him asking if he didn't like the race he got. Apparently this did not go down too well.

[image loading]

My questions are apparently enough to get me reported. That was...interesting.


This one is weird, most probable thing is that he got dropped and was angry about it. Still, some free insults there :S



not sure why u would bm by baiting him after the game and then post it here?


This is not BM 0.o . The guy immediately left , so he messaged him to know why. If this is BM then make sure you never speak to people ever again... When I was deranking my offrace account I got plenty of messages asking me why I left, I didn't considered it BM that they speak to me after the game 0.o

People in this thread consider every line said by the poster as "bm baiting"... If I get messaged after a game that I lost I won't consider it BM either, except if he says something like "rolled noob". People need to stop considering everything bm : speaking in game, speaking after game and so on. I can see why people complain about SC2 lacks of connectivity if talking to other players is being frowned upon.

It's accepted that messaging the loser after a game IS bm. He/she just lost the game, most people will take messaging as "rubbing salt into your wounds".
=Þ
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