This thread doesn't live up to the title. I've read through it and all I see is screenshots with random variations of "fuck, shit, cock", either without any context or with absolute standard situations when context is provided. The whole of this thread has maybe one or two examples of BM that genuinely made me grin because it was something unusual.

I thought this was about awesome or truly confusing situations? Instead most of what's posted here is just everyday b.net BM, where clueless or bad-mannered people flame away and quit the game.

LightBulbSC2

United States1 Post

February 13 2011 20:12 GMT

#222

This guy kept talking nonstop in the Terran discussion and challenged for a 1v1 and it didnt end well for him

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ChickenLips

2912 Posts

February 14 2011 18:32 GMT

#223

On February 14 2011 04:03 Holdinga wrote:
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needless to say, he tried dt rush

=)

haha mayzerg

he's a whiny little bitch

i applied to the clan he was in, after a totally abysmal start i managed to edge out a win after 20 mins of being behind

after the loss he quickly opens a new game (without the clan people watching this time) on xelnaga: ZvP

i go hatch first he does a gateway expand. I tech to speedroach and do some pressure while gearing up to take my 3rd (which i do every single ZvP) and I see he has no units so i just decide to make more units and go kill him

after the game he calls me an 'all in noob' and i shouldnt lecture him how to play (all i was saying was that he needed immortals) since he's clearly the better player yada yada yada

turns out i started making units when i had 56 drones vs his 29 probes, we both went unharassed until that point

oh yeah and in game 1 he went for a 6gate, i should really learn his ways and stop all-inning all the time ^_°

GrandCrusader

New Zealand47 Posts

February 19 2011 09:48 GMT

#224

I played a 4v4 today where an ally of mine got taken out early(a zerg). On sand canyon he rebuilt close to my other allies natural expansion( a protoss). Hellions came for the zerg and so he tried to pull his drones away by escaping towards the protoss natural, the hellions killed his drones and a couple of the protoss' probes. The protoss went nuts and proceeded to attack the zergs hatchery and kill all his remaining drones. He then said that the zerg had made him 'pieed' so he now had to kill everyone elses bases, he proceed to run his stalkers around sniping all our bases while my other ally and i defeated the opponents. We eventually won the game while he hung out in the middle of the map repeatedly saying that we had to lose.
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Asherak

New Zealand34 Posts

February 19 2011 09:56 GMT

#225

Had an interesting conversation with the "3500 pt platinum" (actually 400 points) player after that 4v4, he challenged me to a 1v1 adding that "u scary cat, u grandmom" and that I was a "noob diamond".

Played a PvT (as protoss) on Lost Temple, he didnt get his main orbital till 6 minutes into the game and after fast expanding. Pushed him with a simple 3 gate robo timing attack and walzted right through, wiping him completely, he claims i was an "all in cheese noob" on a "nooby map" and attacked me for not expanding. So I dropped to 2 Nexus in his base.

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Apparently we had him blocked from a previous team game so he's clearly gone out of his way to troll before.

Conti

Germany2516 Posts

February 19 2011 12:30 GMT

#226

Behold! Zerg's infamous 3-base all-in!

Needless to say, my economy was better than his for the entire game.

Beefwipe

United Kingdom56 Posts

February 19 2011 21:07 GMT

#227

CaptnAsia

United States61 Posts

February 19 2011 23:31 GMT

#228

so he did a delayed fourgate and I destroyed him with colossus

So then he eventually hosted a game on agria valley (????)

I win again, he leaves with no gg and blocks communication from me so I can't rub it in ;(

KingOctavious

United States324 Posts

February 20 2011 02:58 GMT

#229

One time I ling rushed a Terran that didn't wall off. This ensued:

Him: Pretty lame bro.
Me: What, beating you with zerglings?
Him: ***damn neckbeard.
Me: I don't know what that means. [Let me note, I do know what a neckbeard is, but I thought he was using the word to somehow refer to my strategy.]
Him: It's a nerd who doesn't shave his neck, so he has a beard on his neck.
Me: Okay, so I'm a nerd because I beat you in Starcraft 2. Got it. Thanks.
Him: [Disconnect]

I also once had a guy cuss me out and order me to get out of his base when I was gravitron-harassing his mineral line and he had no anti-air (as Protoss, of all races).

Cobrakessen

Canada12 Posts

February 20 2011 07:16 GMT

#230

Played a game on Blistering Sands with alil frustrated seemingly Terran. To be honest this is the first time ive been scv all in'd since silver and now im in Plat.

So I guess I was overdue and apparentally "done" as I was told..... though his opinions have merrit. I think Broodlords that shoot banelings would be so sweet.

After he gave me a nice little lecture about Zerg early game OP'ness. If only he had something to shoot my floating supply depots early overlords wouldnt be so OP

I meant to say pyramid up to hit Banshees.... Zerglings have useless wings

Tuneful

United States327 Posts

February 20 2011 07:30 GMT

#231

I played hills, he raged after engaging my banelings on creep. I was promptly put on ignore soon after.

mczbot

Germany70 Posts

February 20 2011 07:36 GMT

#232

On February 05 2011 11:02 NUCLEARFACILITY wrote:

didnt fall for it luckily :D:D

HAHAHAHAA
that is actually a friend of mine, he got promoted into platinum that way. works at least 30% of the time :DD

Wiwiweb

France56 Posts

February 20 2011 12:56 GMT

#233

<Screenshot removed by request of the other player>

I checked his sc2ranks profile, and his last match is today, so luckily he didn't do it.

KingVietKong

United States170 Posts

February 20 2011 13:09 GMT

#234

On February 20 2011 21:56 Wiwiweb wrote:
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I checked his sc2ranks profile, and his last match is today, so luckily he didn't do it.

Yea I imagine running into the deep questions on SC2 is not the best way pass the day. Also, was fucking gold when you said "Wait, I don't know who's trolling who."

joe_

30 Posts

February 20 2011 16:52 GMT

#235

counter attacking not allowed ;\

he kept messaging me after the game about it but I didn't screen it.

InsaniaK

Sweden120 Posts

February 20 2011 17:08 GMT

#236

On December 13 2010 20:50 Wolf wrote:
Couldn't sleep. Played a game on the ladder, opened DTs against a Zerg who didn't pressure at all, and I expanded behind it. The second the DTs got into his base, he said 'rofl' and left the game. I messaged him after "T_T", and this was the result:

(PS-- He had a WoW portrait)

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You: T_T
DreadLord has reconnected.
DreadLord: stfu
You: Oh right I forgot you play WoW
You have no dignity
DreadLord: yeah
stfu
You: I was going to discuss the opener with you
DreadLord: stfu
You: But now you're all "stfu"
DreadLord: stfu
You: :<
DreadLord: i dont read your shit
sooo
s
t
f
u
You: I just
DreadLord: really
not reading
shut it
You: I wanted to talk with you about the build..
:<
DreadLord: lol
ol.,
o
l
o
l
ol
o
l
l
olo
lo
o
o
lsee
see
dont care
s
t
f
u
tnx
You: Are you seven?
DreadLord: dsas
d
adsa
dada
sd
d
sd
ad
a
sda
sda
sda
sd
stfu
do you get it?
or dont you
You: I don't.
Remind me.
DreadLord: k
stfu
for the last time retard
You: What's a "last time retard"?
The player is ignoring you.

Ehm... Why would you post yourself BMing? Normally one would show other people BMing you.

audiosnag

Canada9 Posts

February 20 2011 19:34 GMT

#237

I remember back when I first started playing the beta, I lost a ZvT and the guy goes "Nice job you noob, why don't you go read a strategy guide lol"

Strategy guide burn. I never thought I'd ever see something like that. I just laughed at him.

MenschFeind

Sweden12 Posts

February 21 2011 00:16 GMT

#238

Long time lurker, first time poster. I got this interesting BM tonight, and decided it might be worth posting.

http://i.imgur.com/BjpSW.jpg
(Long chatlog, so only linking)

Playing ladder late night, I ended up ZvT on Steppes, decide to try out something based on a 7pool -> gold for once (CatZ's build). His greeting phrase is a bit... strange. After the game ended (I pushed with 160ish food, he had 45...) he opened a conversation and continued to chat with me, telling me how I sucked, and that he could offer me lessons for 30$ (yes, that's 3 different prices the 3 times he says it). I'm not sure if he was trying to scam me or what he was up to. The best part ofc is that we're both in platinum - he with 2200 games, me with 80ish.

exactlythesame

United States6 Posts

February 21 2011 02:25 GMT

#239

Here are some fairly awesome BM I've received so far:

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3v3: Thor push with SCV backup that destroyed three armies late game

1v1: Zealot rush through backdoor

A suggestion

2v2: Ally fed me while I macroed up a Protoss Death Ball with 3/1/0 atk/def/shd

'It is hax!'

Player 1 leaves

The threats! They scare me!

MacDaddy proceeded to continue messaging me out of game and did indeed report me for cheating. This was a couple of months ago, and I'm still on the same account.

Savior_Ice

United States7 Posts

February 22 2011 06:05 GMT

#240

http://imgur.com/OjfqX
After a 1 base 3 gate void ray robo build my protoss opponent said this little gem. Needless to say I play terran.