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Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
March 10 2011 22:45 GMT
#261
[image loading]

:D
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
ApocAlypsE007
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Israel1007 Posts
March 11 2011 13:12 GMT
#262
Played 2v2 with my friend in the ladder, and, well we rushed 2 dudes and one of them released this gem:
[image loading]
Racist :X
I'm playing the game, the one that will take me to my end, i'm waiting for the rain, TO WASH-- WHO I AM!!!
FinnGamer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany2426 Posts
March 11 2011 13:54 GMT
#263
Mass Stalker, the Strat all Ginger use....
[image loading]
"hopefully swing the favor in your advantage." - Day[9]
Beefwipe
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom56 Posts
March 11 2011 15:04 GMT
#264
[image loading]
Whirlwindfox
Profile Joined January 2011
19 Posts
March 11 2011 15:30 GMT
#265
On December 14 2010 05:39 Zorkmid wrote:
From another post.


A terran named RickyBobby tried to 2 rax bunker rush me on LT, I held it off and teched to banelings.

I busted into his base (he was trying to expand) and overwhelmed him with Banes and Speedlings. Called me a homosexual slur......

He proceded to lift all of his buildings, and scatter them all over the map. He took the island expo, but I nailed it with mutas and a baneling carpetbomb.

He said something pretty damned funny just before I cleaned up the rest of his floating buildings.....

[image loading]


Hey man, you said it, not me!


I have a replay of his!
http://replayfu.com/r/MRkghg
Quite full of lulz, i might add XD
dantroid225
Profile Joined April 2010
United States56 Posts
March 11 2011 16:05 GMT
#266
On December 25 2010 14:38 mung wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2010 12:28 Djeez wrote:
I did not want to make a new thread, so I decided to bump this one. I decided to hand out free wins on the ladder on this Christmas Eve night, and I'm trying to be somewhat creative with it.

[image loading]

Unfortunately it's not very good for the ranking

[image loading]


Thanks for the win Djeez. Your BM opener into drone-dance-party-in-my-base was awesome and had me llol.


Hahahaha, this is the funniest/coolest thing on this thread so far!

After a game where I schooled my opponent, I got messaged with a:

Get cancer and die, Nigger

The pure shock value had me laughing my ass off. Some people get PRETTY touchy when it comes to their losses...
BeMannerDuPenner
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Germany5638 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-11 16:44:35
March 11 2011 16:43 GMT
#267
from a friend. 2rax harrass(no bunker or anything.just pokes kills/forces some lings) into fe. he rages about T beeing for retards. he goes for a huge baneling bust which totally fails.

he rages more and claims its just a smurfacc (nice smurf with barely above 50% winratio in mid masters). tries another baneling bust which again fails, types out, flames after game plus instantly ignores.

truly epic.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


spoilered cause of size
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
March 11 2011 21:10 GMT
#268
00:16:28 - Kprx to ALL: grats u can build colloosssus andwin
00:16:33 - Rkie to ALL: i never do
00:16:36 - Rkie to ALL: trust me
00:16:42 - Rkie to ALL: it was a rare occasion
00:17:01 - Rkie to ALL: i only did because you went so many mutas
00:17:14 - Kprx to ALL: gl when u get nerfed

then i went to a chat with him

Me: I always go HTs, but your mutas would have raped that
Him: stfu
Him: your race is the best, dont get use to it
Me: Whatever
Me: Want to play a PvZ, me Zerg and your Protoss just to show you its not the race?
Him: lmao
rickybobby
Profile Joined October 2010
United States405 Posts
March 11 2011 21:31 GMT
#269
my rage has twice made it to this thread :D being creative with your bm pays off!
Zystra
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom79 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-11 21:42:16
March 11 2011 21:38 GMT
#270
On December 12 2010 17:06 Yoshimi wrote:
There was only this once instance where this guy legitimately made me 'lol'.

It was PvP on Delta Quadrant, I went 1/1/1 which is Zealot/Immortal/Void Ray.
As I was killing him he wrote the following:
[image loading]


haha, its like a totally different person wrote the forth statement who isnt an arsehole.

A guy tried to cannon rush me whileI was still in silver league and I killed off his initial pylon with my probes and he said "WHAT THE FUCK. WORKERS ARE FOR MINING. THEY ARNT SUPPOST TO BE USED LIKE THAT. YOUR AN ABUSER" and then left.
Dapixelman
Profile Joined March 2011
Ireland1 Post
March 11 2011 21:45 GMT
#271
I won a game on Shattered Temple, Zealot/Cannon Rush, the following conversation took place as I hunted down his CC which landed in what used to be the SE island expansion

Him: Gonna report you!
Me: Oh?
Him: hf at being banned
Me: I don't think you can just get anyone you wish banned
Him: i can
Him: already banned 3 people
Him: and you are the next one
Me: oh well
Me: how does it work then?
Me: Blizz never got back to me after a complaint i made
Him: cuz you have noone who works there!
Me: oh, who's your friend? Developer? IT? Tester?
Him: Family
Me: But they have a specific job title right?
Him: yep
Me: that's cool
Him and you will be banned
Me: what's their opinion on the activision takeover?
Him: and i like it
Me: was it very profitable or was it lots of people pulling in different directions?
Him: so hf at buying a new game
Him: but well
Him: it wont help
Him: gonna get you ips ban
Him: so there will be no sc2 for you anymore
Platomi has left the game

It was pretty funny, normally I just get vulgar abusive messages, which I always report, such people shouldn't be allowed play online

Let The Galaxy Burn
Sbrubbles
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil5776 Posts
March 12 2011 16:16 GMT
#272
[image loading]

This was in a game where he 2 rax bunkered my nat. I fended it off and denied his nat for the rest of the game with banelings, lings and mutas. Also there was a very sweet moment in which I rolled 6 banelings into 15 scvs (right after he transfered them to his nat)
Bora Pain minha porra!
bgx
Profile Joined August 2010
Poland6595 Posts
March 12 2011 16:45 GMT
#273
On March 11 2011 07:45 Leviance wrote:
[image loading]

:D


few days ago Lalush lost to Dimaga 2-1 and after first loss he said that Dimaga plays ZvZ like drunken gambler. After 2nd loss (Dimaga all inned him with lings/blings) he said "whats substance you are on ?" :D
Stork[gm]
ZUR1CH
Profile Joined February 2011
United States108 Posts
March 12 2011 21:12 GMT
#274
On February 22 2011 17:18 Natt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2011 21:56 Wiwiweb wrote:
[image loading]

I checked his sc2ranks profile, and his last match is today, so luckily he didn't do it.


Lol ahah i crushed this guy on a macro game, I recognized him instantly lol !

From our game :

00:00:24 - Natt to ALL: who called in the fleet ? [He has got the battlecruiser pic]

00:00:32 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: ?????

00:00:40 - Natt to ALL: nvm

00:00:54 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: i am

00:01:02 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: warming up fingers :0

00:01:08 - Natt to ALL: okay

00:01:21 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: uk
00:01:22 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: so cold
00:01:23 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL:

00:01:40 - Natt to ALL: france too

00:25:02 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: ffs > Moment when he scans my 200/200 banelings muta

00:25:13 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: I FUCKING FAIL AT EVERYRTHING > Moment when i ROFLAMOVE
00:25:16 - FrayzZeUsher to ALL: I JUST WANT TO DIE


Then, he got me some funny discussion afterwards. Poor boy (he's 16 iirc btw).


Wow this kid needs help. Not only is he talking about suicide very seriously, he's talking about it over Starcraft. His parents desperately need to get him help. He has absolutely no one to talk to, clearly, when he is threatening to kill himself to complete strangers over a video game. Looking for compassion from completely strangers who really don't give a flying fuck is pretty bad... Kid needs help.
Cade
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1420 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-13 04:45:43
March 13 2011 04:41 GMT
#275
Here is one from a kid I just played that I thought was absolutely awesome! =D

Context: I hadn't played in a few weeks and I ran into him on ST, lost to a 4 gate in 6 vs 3 positions. Ran into him again on Meta, and he tried to 3 gate + robo and FE, so I roach/ling all-ined him and beat him pretty fast. He then proceeds to say "Yeah you can't even play a macro game with me you fucking newb" etc etc. cusses me out for a bit, then after the game this conversation happens:

You: i'm platinum and i play like 2-3 games a week, what do you expect :D

RichJA has reconnected.
RichJA: yea ok
ur platinum
i can see u lie to
ur !@#$n pathetic

You: haha

RichJA: jesus

You: ok if you say so

you're a cutie pie

RichJA: i checked u
ur not platinum u !@#$in liar
now !@#$

You: I am platinum

RichJA: !@#$
!@#$%^

You: in fact

RichJA: !@#$
do u know what that means?

You: no sorry

RichJA: learn it
fag

You: please explain
but you will have to explain in a different way
mature language filter

RichJA: stfui

You: is owning you

RichJA: klid
ur baf
i beat u
ur not good

You: you're right
i am bad

RichJA: stop message me

You: i never said i wasn't
lol

RichJA: so why are you talking to me?

You: because you are cute
and you make me smile

RichJA: ur a fag

You: :D

RichJA: ui cant even hold a 4 gate
uj blow

You: this is true
i never denied that

RichJA: !@#$
kid
go play ANOTHER GHAME
STOP MESSAGING ME

You: okay well I will talk to you later
!

RichJA: stfui

You: <3 :D

RichJA: !@#$%^
ur a fag

You: i loooove you!

RichJA: !@#$ %^&*!@
AKomrade
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States582 Posts
March 13 2011 04:53 GMT
#276
Guy from sPs opened our custom game match with a BM gg, then proceeded to tell me how bad I was as we kept playing. Dude probably would've won if he hand't been so busy telling me how "bad" I was and how "broken" TvZ is.
ALL HAIL THE KING IN THE NORTH! HAIL! HAIL!
Zorkmid
Profile Joined November 2008
4410 Posts
March 13 2011 07:31 GMT
#277
Played against a Terran on Shattered temple. He warned me not to rage quit. (not sure why)



Zorkmid - GLHF
nvsports - ...
Zorkmid - LOL
nvsports - can't say it now, its too fun (or something weird)

3 or 4 minutes into standard game
nvsports - Hope you don't rage quit
Zorkmid - Hopefully yea.

He does a one base push, I crush it with zerglings and 2 infestors.

The rest is hilarious, see rep
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replays/149591-1v1-terran-zerg-gutterhulk
ondik
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Czech Republic2908 Posts
March 13 2011 15:15 GMT
#278
On March 11 2011 07:45 Leviance wrote:
[image loading]

:D

i love how even Khaldor and minimap are smiling.
Bisu. The one and only. // Save the cheerreaver, save the world (of SC2)
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
March 13 2011 15:30 GMT
#279
So im playing a TvT, the guy walls himself in, i immediately suspect a hellion drop, stand with all my units in my mineral line and fends it off without losing a single unit. His response:

- lol nice hack, how did you know i was going to do that
Me: Its not my first TvT game you know

He keeps trying to harass from 1 base while i expand and makes a load of tanks and vikings, after every drop/banshee harass fails miserably he goes for an all-in off his 1base with every unit+scv he has. Ofc his units die instantly to my 10+ tanks and he responds:

- HOW CAN THIS BE? FUCKING RIDICULOUS
- fucking game is so imba, even noobs like you can win

leaves the game
Shermac42
Profile Joined January 2011
United States14 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-13 15:37:11
March 13 2011 15:33 GMT
#280
[image loading]

r u f*%@ing kidding
gratz winning with the most op class fuck
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