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Write a haiku related to SC2, a fun easy way to lol/rage/poke fun
I'll start things off
The Terran Marine
Goddamn that DPS hurts
Stim is a mofo
Edit:
We seem to be having some issues with the format of a Haiku, so here are some guidelines.
Haiku is not strict on the rules, but generally you count syllables in English. There should be 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.
Variations like 3, 5, 3 or 4, 5, 4 are somewhat common. Being off by 1 syllable for the last line can be acceptable as well but takes away from the cleverness of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku for more info
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General forum
When you clicked the post button
Probably closed now
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A Ghost Nuke
Happiness Always Comes
When it Blows Shit Up
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A thread for our Trozz
Here he is our only boss
Soon he'll come across
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Fly Mutalisk Fly
Oh no don't clup together!
Wow, thor splash OP
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MMM
When your opponent get units that counter it
make more
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My Poor Siege Tank,
Once hit like the fist of god,
but now can't gib lings.
Foolish High Templar
Why did you float to move there?
walking is faster
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MMM power
Rips apart all opponents
Oh shit infestor.
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A sturdy reaver from Aiur,
said I'm more deadly than a colossus with fire.
But when they went to attack,
he soon had to report back
that he got stuck in a sinking mire.
Wait, haiku? Oh...
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Some people in here
Can't count syllables or they're
Hiding some of them
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Lovely gold expansion
Oh here comes a thor
A cat is fine too
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Rolly Polly banelings
Heading fast towards your ball
gg.
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Forge fast expand
Then came roach range buff
all hope is lost
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Thread is full of trolls
Or people that cannot count
Either way they're dumb
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Marauders use stim
Everything rolls over and dies
Terran takes skill lol
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Latham should know this
a useful skill toi have is
making mutalisks
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A chat systeme
Where are you
I fell alone
Local area network
I hate those lagg
Blizzard is stupid
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Look, writing a haiku is not just about writing three sentences in a row.
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Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe
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Without the dragoon
What happens to dead zealots?
Seems wasteful to me
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this Thread
i Don't get it
at all
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The creative part of my brain just died a bit whilst reading this thread.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
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On October 22 2010 23:17 DarKFoRcE wrote:
what is a haiku?
The internet, friend
Type "haiku" into google
It's really not hard
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Edited OP
For those who do not know what
A haiku should be
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You know guys haiku is
More than writing three sentences of text
There is an exact number
^
There is the right composition for haiku, 5-7-5.
Oh the poor Protoss Zealot
Thought he was running so fast now
Marauder kited the poor Zealot
Edit: Oh, so the instructions came just after my post...
Well, though luck
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Im with darkforce, whats a haiku??
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Someone already tried,
that thread got locked in a hurry.
This one is doomed too.
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Listen to this tale
My life got twisted and turned
I, prince of Bel-air
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On October 22 2010 23:20 Gangr3l wrote:
You know guys haiku is
More than writing three sentences of text
There is an exact number
^
There is the right composition for haiku, 5-7-5.
Oh the poor Protoss Zealot
Thought he was running so fast now
Marauder kited the poor Zealot
Edit: Oh, so the instructions came just after my post...
Well, though luck
Nice try, but you're wrong.
You count syllables, not words
Better luck next time
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The post above me
Says it all
I <3 Haiku threads
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I am a haiku
master. Thoughts can flow from line
to line. Oh, noobies.
In fact, every
haiku needs a turning point.
Change cannot be stopped.
When you leave off a
syllable from the last line
You give a pause.
That pause teaches us
and wise men anticipate
The implied beat's truth.
Fireworks and firearms
Both make bright lights and loud noise.
Only one ends a
The poem above
implies the word "life," the right
to bear arms stole it.
Now that I have taught
some nuances of haiku.
I will contribute.
_______________________
Six spawning pool down
And drones harvesting away
We find religion.
Zealots capture the
glory, diving into each
battle. Sentries wait.
Flash "saved" us from the
rule of the Tyrant. Alas,
I preferred Jaedong.
There are 2 Starcrafts.
The game we are all playing
And what Nada plays.
I have found wisdom.
Day[9] says, "You must think." The
ladder says, "You suck."
Which is the greater,
Korea or foreigners?
Whoops, they win again.
When God's army won,
Satan cried out, "So OP!"
Stop the "imba" threads.
Moderating this
website, climbing Everest,
No real difference.
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I really don't see
Why this thread should be shut down
TL needs haiku
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On October 22 2010 23:14 Gaga wrote:
this Thread
i Don't get it
at all
A silly poster
Don't feels the need to complain.
Go google haiku!
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On October 22 2010 23:18 NevilleS wrote:The internet, friend Type "haiku" into google It's really not hard
Beaten to the punch!
The shame is too much to bear...
I must Seppuku
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Terran is stupid
They are so fucking op
At least theres banelings
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On October 23 2010 00:02 Sleight wrote:
...
Zealots capture the
glory, diving into each
battle. Sentries wait.
...
Masterfully done!
Goes in my signature if
you do not mind.
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People are so bad
When the concept is simple
Why not just Google?
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Zerg moves fast on creep
Terran mirrors make me sleep
With Toss, wins I'll reap
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On October 22 2010 22:07 Jermstuddog wrote:
The Terran Marine
Goddamn that DPS hurts
Stim is a mofo
Marines are crazy.
It's cuz they can clump so close.
Where's your psi storm at?
On October 22 2010 22:12 kojinshugi wrote:
General forum
When you clicked the post button
Probably closed now
Where threads go to die.
I don't make threads in that place.
Mostly only blogs.
On October 22 2010 22:18 XsebT wrote:
A thread for our Trozz
Here he is our only boss
Soon he'll come across
Crafty rhyme attempt.
I guess that means you're exempt.
This rhyme is unkepmt.
On October 22 2010 22:19 number1gog wrote:
Fly Mutalisk Fly
Oh no don't clup together!
Wow, thor splash OP
Learn magic boxes!
You can avoid the Thor splash
If you are baller.
On October 22 2010 22:26 plated.rawr wrote:
MMM power
Rips apart all opponents
Oh shit infestor.
Infestors wreck that.
Feedback also wrecks that shit.
You should EMP.
On October 22 2010 22:30 Maginor wrote:
A sturdy reaver from Aiur,
said I'm more deadly than a colossus with fire.
But when they went to attack,
he soon had to report back
that he got stuck in a sinking mire.
Maginor, your base is under attack.
I snuck a nydus worm in the back.
Much to your ire,
Your shit's now on fire,
Thanks to my Zerglings on crack.
On October 22 2010 22:52 luckyjj10 wrote:
Thread is full of trolls
Or people that cannot count
Either way they're dumb
On October 22 2010 22:33 kojinshugi wrote:
Some people in here
Can't count syllables or they're
Hiding some of them
Ya it's so easy.
Some people can't do it though.
They're the funny posts 
On October 22 2010 22:55 Latham wrote:
Marauders use stim
Everything rolls over and dies
Terran takes skill lol
Sentries block that shit.
Forcefield can stall you all day.
Watch out for void rayzzz.
On October 22 2010 22:57 kojinshugi wrote:
Latham should know this
a useful skill toi have is
making mutalisks
Oh Kojinshugi...
If only your sentences
weren't so bloody long.
On October 22 2010 23:02 NevilleS wrote:
Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe
Shit, misclicked rally.
Now when they spawn, they follow.
Nice copper league skillz.
On October 22 2010 23:10 NevilleS wrote:
Without the dragoon
What happens to dead zealots?
Seems wasteful to me
What about stalkers?
Maybe they omnom the souls.
Just ask Zeratul.
On October 22 2010 23:18 Jermstuddog wrote:
Edited OP
For those who do not know what
A haiku should be
It's 5 7 5,
7 9 7s are great,
but they aren't for me.
On October 23 2010 00:25 Jermstuddog wrote:
I really don't see
Why this thread should be shut down
TL needs haiku
I love Haiku threads.
Let's see a limerick thread!
I'd be game for that.
On October 23 2010 00:46 ThE.SparkZ wrote:
Terran is stupid
They are so fucking op
At least theres banelings
Zerg is stupider,
Cuz banelings counter banelings.
It boggles the mind.
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ZvT again
MMM Thor Banshee Hells
I don't even
Get everything
That's what people say I need
Maybe I just suck
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Gateway Cybercore
I don't know what hes doing
Fuck, its a four gate
Terran fast two gas
God damn banshees rape my probes
need detection fast
Ter walls of his base
I dont go robotics fac
probes raped by banshees
mutalisk flying
2 warpgate starport pheonix
mutas are red mist
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A carrier
viking void ray corruptor
gg
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trozz you are truly
a master of your very
profession indeed
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Crowd yells for M.Ship
Don't worry, taht's just halo
Lose Idra's respect
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On October 22 2010 23:20 Celadan wrote:
Im with darkforce, whats a haiku??
how can someone be
alive in 2010
and not know google?
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There was another haiku thread about 2 weeks ago and it got closed.
I thought it was a cool thread :/
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GSL tonight
Oh Shit! Boxer got knocked out
Korea riots
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Oh a haiku thread
That means all readers have to
Tally syllables
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are yall serious?
Zerg is OP race all time
Mutas nuff said
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Roach buff wtf
stalkers never countered it
all Zerg OP lol
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Ultralisks brood lords
Toss want to buy fair counter
no cooldown on stim
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Team liquid forums:
full of gold rated players
claim to be like me
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I'll roflstomp this guy.
Wait, I am supply blocked !
Need more overlords.
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Terran needs to know
How to play fairly wait M
MM banshee lol
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Even overlords
overpowered, scout before
9 supply OP
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Spine crawlers range 10
requirement: spawning pool
hit like truck G_G
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Zerg strat: expo at
fourteen supply; thousand ling
inc. no way to block
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Gotta go to class
Ill be back at 3 mountain
Ter and Zer OP
User was warned for this post
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Travito is gay
wont even post cuz hes gay
he's bad at haikus
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Idra is raging
whiney ginger fag virgin
everyone likes him?
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Idra dunt talk girls;
he plays starcraft all day long
Zerg buffed; OP now
User was warned for this post
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On October 23 2010 00:55 Trozz wrote:Show nested quote +On October 22 2010 23:02 NevilleS wrote:
Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe Shit, misclicked rally. Now when they spawn, they follow. Nice copper league skillz.
DTs in my base
It's OK, I've got a scan
Shit, called down a mule
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On October 23 2010 02:40 NevilleS wrote:Show nested quote +On October 23 2010 00:55 Trozz wrote:On October 22 2010 23:02 NevilleS wrote:
Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe Shit, misclicked rally. Now when they spawn, they follow. Nice copper league skillz. DTs in my base It's OK, I've got a scan Shit, called down a mule
Bad Terran players
Make a missle turret for
SCVs; move out
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libbie whines too much
plz shut the fuck up u nerd
your casting sucks dick
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Travito gold league
Zerg buffed; How u not diamond?
Never will beat me
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at least I get girls
work at starbucks = gay
pouring coffee hard?
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Idiot admins
Whining like little virgins
DUR DUR we're retard
User was temp banned for this post.
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Travito's mom hot
I would get on that but she's
My friend's mom G_G
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libbie sister aight...
fudlites sister is hotter
i would tap that shit
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Stop the post spamming
Haiku is fun but you'll ruin
It for everyone
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just cause we are smart
at poetry, do not hate
learn to be like us
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On October 23 2010 02:41 RTLstarcraft wrote:Show nested quote +On October 23 2010 02:40 NevilleS wrote:On October 23 2010 00:55 Trozz wrote:On October 22 2010 23:02 NevilleS wrote:
Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe Shit, misclicked rally. Now when they spawn, they follow. Nice copper league skillz. DTs in my base It's OK, I've got a scan Shit, called down a mule Bad Terran players Make a missle turret for SCVs; move out
I play like a boss
Snipe DTs with EMP
Gretorp is handsome
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On October 23 2010 02:50 Jermstuddog wrote:
Stop the post spamming
Haiku is fun but you'll ruin
It for everyone
Everyone is
alot of syllables get
at me u baddie
letting you know, ur
Haiku sucks cuz its too long
at the end Q_Q
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förstår er inte
det här är svenska faktiskt
inte engelska
what up now non swedes wooooo!
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The question now
Does Haiku in Swedish count
Syllables as well?
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Your race is too strong
If you disagree with me
You are just bi-est
----------------
Teamliquid's stupid
Only play with inbred pals
They are so bi-est
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Feeling like Jaedong
3 hatch muta on the way
Rines; nothing to say
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Probe harrassing me
End up cancelling CC
I quit this dumb game
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On October 23 2010 03:06 simme123 wrote:
förstår er inte
det här är svenska faktiskt
inte engelska
what up now non swedes wooooo!
What do you mean man,
non-swede can understand you.
Then again, Norway.
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Ultras IMBA
OMG splash is gone
What now?
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Lol post-spammer got
Owned by 'Idiot Admins'
Off to Disneyland.
Blizzcon will start soon
Just announced: SC2 DOTA
What is this madness?
Seattle so rainy
Everyday is gray and gloomy
It's time to ladder.
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I would be better at
Haikus if I were not
So bad at counting.
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Focus on micro...
Where did all his void rays go?
Wait where is my base
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On October 23 2010 04:19 Gummy wrote:
I would be better at
Haikus if I were not
So bad at counting.
Wait, shouldn't the 'at' be on the next line?
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On October 23 2010 04:27 wizard944 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 23 2010 04:19 Gummy wrote:
I would be better at
Haikus if I were not
So bad at counting Wait, shouldn't the 'at' be on the next line?
You missed the joke.
seven high templar
terran presses the E button
no gg ragequit
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Dark Templar weapon
Blade or two scythes on a stick
Two scythe is stupid
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Fucking Immortal
Hurts more than a crucio tank
HP is OP
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Random people
Typing random Haikus
Do they play random?
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Cant stop my
Marine maurader Med-V
Snipe the Nexus lol
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From dusk till dawn
"Find match" stares at me,
Same chills run down on my spine,
The dusk is falling.
The countdown begins.
No turning back, no bailing,
I sight the eagle.
The match is starting.
Pylon, gateway, gas and core.
The day nine daily.
Only now i hurry..
Morphed visage of swirling time,
The storm is coming.
Too late, still too late!
Zealots charge on open field;
Mere snails on catwalks.
Stalkers on the move;
I hear "stim" beyond the fog..
Score screen, my old friend.
Now i write haikus...
Heart of the swarm cometh soon!
The dawn is breaking.
How about? 
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Starcraft Two is hard
to play because I am bad
at worker rushing.
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Zerg is slimy race,
Protoss is highly advanced,
Terran are just men.
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Terran is too hard.
I send my units over,
and have to press t.
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block with zealot
zerglings run by him anyway
many probes die
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My hydralisks died
Because they are so damn slow
No drones left to mourn
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On October 23 2010 05:37 Dagon wrote:From dusk till dawn ... How about?
I approve! 
At Blizzcon:
War 3 running long
No Dario 
Blizzcon Live Report Thread is
Nothing but QQ; why no report?
Now I am complaining too...
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On October 23 2010 07:06 aidnai wrote:I approve! At Blizzcon: War 3 running long No Dario Blizzcon Live Report Thread is Nothing but QQ; why no report? Now I am complaining too...
Thanks!
"They shoud have sent a poet"
And the one with "block with zealots/probes die" îs so hilarious!!
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Lets post Starcraft Haiku
But dont tell users what it is
Much fail follows
All say zerg is weak
Blizzard did decree oh well
Now all say OP
Blizzcon on TV
Says event is coming soon
Will watch tomorrow
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A storm is coming
Winged claws rushing to kill
And die for the swarm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Workmen scattering
Under a bright cloudless sky
His fury hits thrice
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On October 23 2010 09:40 Nycaloth wrote:
A storm is coming
Winged claws rushing to kill
And die for the swarm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Workmen scattering
Under a bright cloudless sky
His fury hits thrice
That's actually very good
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Terran PF Fort
Causes IdrA to QQ
He rapes MLG
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Mining at my base
Oh shit where did my drones go?
God I hate cloaked ghosts
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they say 'coming up',
we're still waiting, blizzard,
bnet crashed again?
oh why did i pay,
my forty dollars wasted,
could have bought pizza
wanna see day9,
and tasteless and artosis,
it says 'coming up'
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On October 22 2010 23:02 NevilleS wrote:
Countdown is over
Start mining, good luck have fun
Shit, forgot first probe
WIN!
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The fierce Hydralisk,
I used to love you so much.
Why can't you run fast?
Beautiful Banelings,
No more fear of bio-balls,
Liquefy them ALL!!!
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Prepare a shuttle
Bring it to zerg nat empty
Damage economy
Build 7 stargates
Hallucinate 10 carriers
Wait for the gg
When you're Lee Jaedong
Just don't build a drone at start
And thousands will scream
Hi guys I'm Kwanro
All in all in all in all
In all in all in
The difference between
Cheese and smart aggressive play
Is in fanbase size
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hydras, please go fast
i beg of you, tank splash kills
whoops there goes 10 food
-
neural parasite
oh how the mighty do fall
time to die to thors
-
lings, i do adore
but now, your time has ended
engage baneling bust
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Dance contest on stream
White guy outdoes asian girl
Even with girl dance
Emperor and Cool
Bunker rush at the front base
Because he's Boxer
Boxer is losing
Why am I super excited?
Because he's Boxer
In the second game
Boxer crashes internet
For the second time
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FD vs boxer
got my girlfriend to watch it
why disconnect why
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On October 23 2010 09:40 Nycaloth wrote:
A storm is coming
Winged claws rushing to kill
And die for the swarm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Workmen scattering
Under a bright cloudless sky
His fury hits thrice
These are really good! Well done!
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On October 23 2010 12:58 Borked wrote:
what
is
haiku
It's
not
that
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On October 23 2010 02:44 RTLstarcraft wrote:
//a bunch of shit//
LOL.. new users ftw! Maybe make the edit button bigger? Its presence appears to evade the SC2 guys...
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"The difference between
Cheese and smart aggressive play
Is in fanbase size."
Shicklesors
Truer words were never spoken.
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haiku is hard
TL can't figure it out
sc2 is here
I've to admit some are really good tho, and I don't even know if mine is correct.
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am i
doing it
right?
hydralisk you suck
then overlord come and poop
now everything will die
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On October 23 2010 11:49 shucklesors wrote:
Hi guys I'm Kwanro
All in all in all in all
In all in all in
Oh god hahaha
this is oddly sad but true
i salute you sir
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On October 24 2010 06:36 MangoTango wrote:Show nested quote +On October 23 2010 11:49 shucklesors wrote:
Hi guys I'm Kwanro
All in all in all in all
In all in all in
Oh god hahaha this is oddly sad but true i salute you sir
No one understands
the 9 pool mentality
better than I do.
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User brings good point
10 gold leaguers spam "??? OP"
Thread is closed, I'm sad
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GSL Terrans
Double You Tee F You Guys
BattleCruisers Suck
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Battle net two point oh
Facebook RealID for all!
Do you really want chat?
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I'm a hydralisk
I have a big head and claws.
Then I say hello.
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On October 22 2010 22:33 kojinshugi wrote:
Some people in here
Can't count syllables or they're
Hiding some of them
best one yet
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Haiku is for Trozz
Did he post in this thread yet?
I want to read it :D
Edit: i saw it
Hes the master of haiku
Trozz is so awesome
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Sleight's haiku is best
making words be alive,
playing in his hands.
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Marauders everywhere
Marauders medivacs STIM
Needs more marauders
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seige tank on a cliff
infestor tries a fungal
zergs are real squishy
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Sound of injection
A banshee has cloaked
Drones are dead
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My zealots have charge
Sentry force fields blocked off
Dead bodies on the floor
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this is a necro
I wanted to make this thread
but found it in search
Wanted to see what other people would come up with.
vs 2 rax terran
close positions are a bitch
bunker wall g.g.
voidrays, what a joke
queens take them out too easy
oh shit! 2 phoenix. :/
burrow is useful
deny expo, baneling mines
misplace all your lings.
planetary fort
morphing by my fast expand
cancel hatch and laugh
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I love playing Zerg
Nevermind, I just got owned
I want to four-gate...
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Heroes clash in dark
One alone is standing tall
"My name is Boxer"
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Ladder makes me mad
But I play it anyway
Need to get masters
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Protoss is easy
Zerg well played is way too strong
Cry as a Terran
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Level up, Ladder
I've got Platinum mettle
We are on the Grid
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I cry a little
When the hellions arrive
Rest in peace probies
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Toss: 4 gate all-in
Build spine, cut drones, build roaches
Wait what? He expo'd?
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I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro?
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On May 27 2011 22:26 57 Corvette wrote:
I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro?
Good Terran macro
Means low OC energy
Punished cuz too good
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On May 27 2011 22:31 Zedders wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 22:26 57 Corvette wrote:
I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro? Good Terran macro Means low OC energy Punished cuz too good
A good point from you
They should make some turrets then
It saves their workers
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On May 27 2011 22:50 57 Corvette wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 22:31 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:26 57 Corvette wrote:
I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro? Good Terran macro Means low OC energy Punished cuz too good A good point from you They should make some turrets then It saves their workers
Good thing that dts
do not one-hit ere'thing
oh wait, they do lol!
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On May 27 2011 23:13 Zedders wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 22:50 57 Corvette wrote:On May 27 2011 22:31 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:26 57 Corvette wrote:
I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro? Good Terran macro Means low OC energy Punished cuz too good A good point from you They should make some turrets then It saves their workers Good thing that dts do not one-hit ere'thing oh wait, they do lol!
Marauders are strong
They don't get killed really fast
3 Rax gives you some.
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On October 23 2010 00:55 Trozz wrote:
Maginor, your base is under attack.
I snuck a nydus worm in the back.
Much to your ire,
Your shit's now on fire,
Thanks to my Zerglings on crack.
Trozz wins, as always
He's unbeaten at this game
Oh teach me, master
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On May 27 2011 23:16 57 Corvette wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 23:13 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:50 57 Corvette wrote:On May 27 2011 22:31 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:26 57 Corvette wrote:
I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro? Good Terran macro Means low OC energy Punished cuz too good A good point from you They should make some turrets then It saves their workers Good thing that dts do not one-hit ere'thing oh wait, they do lol! Marauders are strong They don't get killed really fast 3 Rax gives you some.
Hey dude what the hell?
We were discussing dts
Why hate the 'rauder?
I can see you're toss
The age old TvP rage
Makes me, a zerg, smile
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On May 27 2011 23:22 Zedders wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 23:16 57 Corvette wrote:On May 27 2011 23:13 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:50 57 Corvette wrote:On May 27 2011 22:31 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:26 57 Corvette wrote:
I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro? Good Terran macro Means low OC energy Punished cuz too good A good point from you They should make some turrets then It saves their workers Good thing that dts do not one-hit ere'thing oh wait, they do lol! Marauders are strong They don't get killed really fast 3 Rax gives you some. Hey dude what the hell? We were discussing dts Why hate the 'rauder? I can see you're toss The age old TvP rage Makes me, a zerg, smile
I do not have rage
I was only saying that
3rax gives you some.
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On May 27 2011 23:28 57 Corvette wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 23:22 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 23:16 57 Corvette wrote:On May 27 2011 23:13 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:50 57 Corvette wrote:On May 27 2011 22:31 Zedders wrote:On May 27 2011 22:26 57 Corvette wrote:
I don't even know
Why Terrans don't see DTs
Why you no scan bro? Good Terran macro Means low OC energy Punished cuz too good A good point from you They should make some turrets then It saves their workers Good thing that dts do not one-hit ere'thing oh wait, they do lol! Marauders are strong They don't get killed really fast 3 Rax gives you some. Hey dude what the hell? We were discussing dts Why hate the 'rauder? I can see you're toss The age old TvP rage Makes me, a zerg, smile I do not have rage I was only saying that 3rax gives you some.
A truer statement,
Was never said. However,
4rax gives you more.
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Canada135 Posts
Time to attack!
The banelings are gone!
...Now we are dead...
Classic example of baneling mines.
EDIT: Looks like I'm a combo-breaker
EDIT2: Yes sir, fixed now ^_^
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On May 27 2011 23:39 CrucialSC wrote:It's time to attack! The banelings are gone! ...Now we are dead... Classic example of baneling mines. EDIT: Looks like I'm a combo-breaker
more like a haiku rule breaker
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On May 27 2011 23:39 CrucialSC wrote:Time to attack! The banelings are gone! ...Now we are dead... Classic example of baneling mines. EDIT: Looks like I'm a combo-breaker EDIT2: Yes sir, fixed now ^_^
(5-7-5)
Where are those banelings?
I will move out and kill them
Oops, my guys are dead.
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Canada135 Posts
On May 27 2011 23:51 57 Corvette wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 23:39 CrucialSC wrote:Time to attack! The banelings are gone! ...Now we are dead... Classic example of baneling mines. EDIT: Looks like I'm a combo-breaker EDIT2: Yes sir, fixed now ^_^ (fixed version) Where are those banelings? I will move out and kill them Oops, my guys are dead.
Challenge accepted.^^
You're building marines?
No sweat, I've got tons of Green...
And Green means: you DIE.
Baneling/Infestor is pretty good against marines, wouldn't you say?
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On May 27 2011 23:58 CrucialSC wrote:Show nested quote +On May 27 2011 23:51 57 Corvette wrote:On May 27 2011 23:39 CrucialSC wrote:Time to attack! The banelings are gone! ...Now we are dead... Classic example of baneling mines. EDIT: Looks like I'm a combo-breaker EDIT2: Yes sir, fixed now ^_^ (fixed version) Where are those banelings? I will move out and kill them Oops, my guys are dead. Challenge accepted.^^ You're building marines? No sweat, I've got tons of Green... And Green means: you DIE. Baneling/Infestor is pretty good against marines, wouldn't you say?
Talking in Haikus, Fun
I agree with your Statement
But I play Protoss.
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Another 2 rax, yay
scv bunker rush
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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プロトスよ
なんでこんなに
簡単だ
Jesus I'm baller.
EDIT: In case anyone's wondering, it says "ey protoss, why u so easy?".
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Canada135 Posts
On May 28 2011 00:06 Zorkmid wrote:
Another 2 rax, yay
scv bunker rush
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
14 Gas and Pool:
Marines will be greeted with
A zergling surprise :D
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Shit I did not scout
How much tragedy they cause
DTs Warping In
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On May 28 2011 00:12 CrucialSC wrote:Show nested quote +On May 28 2011 00:06 Zorkmid wrote:
Another 2 rax, yay
scv bunker rush
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 14 Gas and Pool: Marines will be greeted with A zergling surprise :D
Zerglings are quite good
Banelings are even better
Boom goes the bunker
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I am a protoss
damn strait son they are o p
i play them all day
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EPT
