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MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
August 26 2010 19:29 GMT
#81
Zergballs: Not for girlymen.

I lol'd. Hilarious followup.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
rS.Sinatra
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada785 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-26 19:44:38
August 26 2010 19:30 GMT
#82
On August 26 2010 10:06 Beef Noodles wrote:
Persephone (Artosis), captured by Hades (IdrA) and raped repeatedly into submission, has accepted her role as the second fiddle mistress of the Swarm.

“So Beef?” You might say. “You just said Artosis is a great Zerg player because he’s worse than IdrA and hasn't preformed very well?” Well sir, we must remember we’re all worse than IdrA. Also, Artosis has something IdrA will never have. A brain. That gorgeous Artosis brain.

_______________________________________________________________________________
Is all this possible in SC2? I don’t know. I’m not hear to complain. I’m here to get back some of that lost swagger all Zerg players had. How did we lose it? Theory 1: n00b Zergs. Answer 1: STOP PLAYING OUR RACE! (or stop complaining). Theory 2: Terrans are draining our pride. Answer 2: who gives a fuck what a Terran says? They are Terran because a high ladder rank is the only thing assuring them that their penises are still inside their camouflage cargo pants.



Win...

As entertaining as your last post imo.
www.rsgaming.com
Beef Noodles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States937 Posts
August 26 2010 19:37 GMT
#83
Spelling is not my forte... and it's not like I am taking my time on these, looking over drafts, and getting feedback from my publisher. But, yes I fixed the typo.
rastaban
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2294 Posts
August 26 2010 19:45 GMT
#84
Excellent work, just what my zergy heart needed.
Tyler: "...damn it, that's StarCraft. Opening doors is what we do. Being the first to find food is the greatest pleasure a player can have!"
cyrus.beacon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States22 Posts
August 26 2010 20:51 GMT
#85
I love you Beef. My favorite parts were the hairy clarinet penises and the Terrans with camouflage cargo pants. It is almost enough to make me want to go try Zerg again, but I can't handle the Queen macro...guess I just don't have enough balls.


Where the heck is Artosis? Someone must have told him about this by now.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
August 26 2010 21:29 GMT
#86
My favorite thing about these write-ups is that the people/race (or their attached fanboys) being mocked don't realize it at all.
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
August 27 2010 01:12 GMT
#87
for the swarm!!!!!
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
brain_
Profile Joined June 2010
United States812 Posts
August 27 2010 01:15 GMT
#88
Hehe... I love Artosis but this was hilarious. IdrA's blushing bride LOL
Deindar
Profile Joined May 2010
United States302 Posts
August 27 2010 01:19 GMT
#89
Seriously 2nd best thread i've ever read only slightly behind the comprehensive look at idra. keep it up
EG|Liquid|QxG|DTG fighting!
J3rk
Profile Joined April 2010
United States25 Posts
August 27 2010 01:27 GMT
#90
Haha Dictate!

I see what you did there :p
I am more animal than the zoo allow
nihoh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia978 Posts
August 27 2010 01:31 GMT
#91
is Greek mythology a subject of enthusiastic perusement in America or are TL users jsut big geeks?

Nicely written I suppose.
Dont look at the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.
[-]Ocelot[-]
Profile Joined February 2006
United States256 Posts
August 27 2010 01:44 GMT
#92
The Swarm is strong with this one.

Let there be SWARM!

But really these posts are hilarious and so righteously good. Thank Kerrigan I play Zerg! BY THE SWARM does it feel good.
Who Dares Wins
dabom88
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3483 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 04:31:48
August 27 2010 04:31 GMT
#93
Do Dimaga next! He's probably the most popular of the SC2 Zerg Players.
You should not have to pay to watch the GSL, Proleague, or OSL at a reasonable time. That is not "fine" and it's BS to say otherwise. My sig since 2011. http://www.youtube.com/user/dabom88
shinarit
Profile Joined May 2010
Hungary900 Posts
August 27 2010 06:41 GMT
#94
That compare to a hen was hilarious :D

Also Editor's note if full of win too.
T for BoxeR, Z for IdrA, P because i have no self-respect
keioh
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France1099 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 07:19:03
August 27 2010 07:18 GMT
#95
I play Zerg and I played the clarinet when I was a young boy (pun intended). It wasn't a hairy penis, but the thing is I find myself kind of confused now. Am I a glorious swarm hero, like I thought I was, or am I a repressed protoss ? (Terran is out of a question : I don't think there is a point in playing a human race when you are a human person.)
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES I CAN GET FOR THIS MONEY !!!!!! BELGIAN WAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLEEEEEEEEES
brothathunda
Profile Joined July 2010
United States35 Posts
August 30 2010 21:48 GMT
#96
I think my favorite part pete was the "does kerrigan put out on the first date" sentence, but by that point I was already laughing at the hilarious replacement of the words map control with the word balls. I guess you could call that a metonym? I don't know, I'm no english major, but either way, great job. I do somewhat agree with whoever said that you're coming out with them a little too fast. Consider Christopher Paolini... He waits 10 years between each fucking book!!!!!.. Ok don't wait that long, because I'll kill you, but I do think you should let these sit and age like a fine wine.

sex pot AKA Monkies AKA Chris
Arckan
Profile Joined September 2010
243 Posts
September 12 2010 10:46 GMT
#97
I gotta say, I think I enjoyed the Editor's Note more than the actual look at Artosis. That big sexy brain of his, just... irresistible.
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