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imPERSONater
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1324 Posts
August 26 2010 01:54 GMT
#21
One of the funniest things I have read in a long time :D I literally started laughing out loud when I go to the sentence
(NOTE: in the following paragraphs, the words “map control” will be replaced with “balls.”)
Well done sir.... well done. Proud to be a fellow zerg after this literary masterpiece. Especially like the crack about the terran's camo pants!
Fan of: IdrA, Sen, Stephano, Snute, Axlav, Hero
ThE.SparkZ
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States381 Posts
August 26 2010 01:57 GMT
#22
Another win for the swarm
A battle between gods is just so damn beautiful
Bowdy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States232 Posts
August 26 2010 02:00 GMT
#23
dimaga could be a goldmine...
bowdy.smiteam.net
Edso
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada112 Posts
August 26 2010 02:03 GMT
#24
epic, just like the last one, keep it up!
FindingPride
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1001 Posts
August 26 2010 02:05 GMT
#25
lmao... epic
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
August 26 2010 02:09 GMT
#26
Them Zerg balls!

<3
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
3nvy
Profile Joined August 2010
New Zealand24 Posts
August 26 2010 02:19 GMT
#27
Artosis has epic balls you say?
I can't build there, there's something in the way.
Beef Noodles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States937 Posts
August 26 2010 02:19 GMT
#28
I was thinking about doing Dimaga, but I'll need to see if he stays true to the Swarm or switches races :/
boredcouch
Profile Joined May 2008
United States110 Posts
August 26 2010 02:24 GMT
#29
Do one for the future, when Jaedong plays sc2.

BTW: I'm crying right now this shit is so funny!!!
starcraft is the greatest game ever
Beef Noodles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States937 Posts
August 26 2010 02:32 GMT
#30
Yes. Artosis has epic balls.
ShivaN
Profile Joined January 2007
United States933 Posts
August 26 2010 02:39 GMT
#31
LOL I found this one extremely hilarious. Wasn't the biggest fan of the first, but you've won me over with this masterpiece. :D
Half
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2554 Posts
August 26 2010 02:43 GMT
#32
On August 26 2010 10:30 red.venom wrote:
artosis is actually a pretty mediocre player who has no reason to be as much of a faggot online as he is considering he cant beat anyone good + has really bad/inflexible strategies in games

sad that having a whole weird thing like this written about him will only fuel his bizarre ego

eh idunno

Persephone (Artosis), captured by Hades (IdrA) and raped repeatedly into submission, has accepted her role as the second fiddle mistress of the Swarm.

I kinda hopes this makes him cry in a corner once it brings back and makes him relive very painful moments with Idra.

:/
Too Busy to Troll!
Enfold
Profile Joined March 2010
United States110 Posts
August 26 2010 02:43 GMT
#33
This was amazing lol.
Alou
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States3748 Posts
August 26 2010 02:45 GMT
#34
Well worth the read. Plus the fact that I was studying for classical mythology before this didn't hurt either
Life is Good.
thehitman
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1105 Posts
August 26 2010 02:50 GMT
#35
man this is one hell of a sick-o job.
eazo
Profile Joined March 2008
United States530 Posts
August 26 2010 02:56 GMT
#36
This. Is. Amazing. who should be next.........
aurum510
Profile Joined July 2010
United States229 Posts
August 26 2010 02:56 GMT
#37
What can balls do for you?
Shiladie
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1631 Posts
August 26 2010 02:59 GMT
#38
I'm just waiting for Artosis or Idra to post in these threads...
charlie420247
Profile Joined November 2009
United States692 Posts
August 26 2010 04:06 GMT
#39
how can you even say that artosis has really bad inflexable strats and that he cant beat anyone good lol? whats your rank hot shot
there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.
NeWnAr
Profile Joined April 2010
Singapore231 Posts
August 26 2010 04:14 GMT
#40
Theses "comprehensive look" threads are complete pwnage. Zerg FTW!!!
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