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stoneric
Profile Joined April 2010
United States69 Posts
August 26 2010 12:43 GMT
#61
hahaha, so great to read this on my last day of work.
sup?
NeoLearner
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Belgium1847 Posts
August 26 2010 12:45 GMT
#62
Dude, you almost made me LOL in class Glad I managed to stop reading in class after the first paragraph.

Brilliant use of the word balls. It's good to see real men playing Zerg, making full use of their balls. Speedlings and mutalisk, they suppport our huge balls.

Also, I will never play the clarinet, nor ever look at it being played in the same way af before.
Bankai - Correlation does not imply causation
Vorrenus
Profile Joined March 2010
Afghanistan94 Posts
August 26 2010 12:50 GMT
#63
Read the first sentence and then i went like.... wat.
Sputty
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada161 Posts
August 26 2010 12:50 GMT
#64
I fantasize about Artosis all the time, sometimes we're alone in a log cabin in winter, sometime he is giving me a sensual massage. Sometimes he's just holding me in his powerful arms.
mmmm
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
August 26 2010 12:50 GMT
#65
I laughed my ass off at this.. Zerg for life man.
HyperDeath
Profile Joined May 2010
United States64 Posts
August 26 2010 12:57 GMT
#66
On August 26 2010 15:49 biarecare wrote:
Artosis is kind of old (born in 1983) plus he's a vegetarian. Won't have enough stamina to be a progamer.


old?
...wtf
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Lighioana
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway466 Posts
August 26 2010 13:15 GMT
#67
Artosis will make a video of you and your family.
And forgive me nothing for I truly meant it all
illumination
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (South)248 Posts
August 26 2010 13:30 GMT
#68
You forgot to mention IdrosiS - IdrA and Artosis's child. God help us all
Welcome to TL - Where Terran have been teaching the Zerg / Toss pros how to play since Patch 11
Lighioana
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway466 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-26 13:31:11
August 26 2010 13:30 GMT
#69
One of the good points the OP makes is that Zerg players in BW were given huge donkey balls to move out and contain/flank the opponent by using the speed their units. In SC2 the general speed of the Zerg units seems lower and we do get some speed bump on creep. What this does is to castrate the Zerg by not allowing the use of speed to contain/flank the opponent.

So what should be done? Allow queens put creep tumors outside creep? Creep diarrhea out of Zerlings asses upgrade? I don't know... All I want is my balls back...
And forgive me nothing for I truly meant it all
Mearis
Profile Joined August 2010
Italy76 Posts
August 26 2010 13:43 GMT
#70
Who is Demeter in this analogy though? Also amazing post.
Jakalo
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Latvia2350 Posts
August 26 2010 14:08 GMT
#71
Dont ever stop
Nostalgia is not as good as it used to be.
Pervect
Profile Joined June 2007
1280 Posts
August 26 2010 16:18 GMT
#72
On August 26 2010 10:30 red.venom wrote:
artosis is actually a pretty mediocre player who has no reason to be as much of a faggot online as he is considering he cant beat anyone good + has really bad/inflexible strategies in games

sad that having a whole weird thing like this written about him will only fuel his bizarre ego


Yeah. Artosis is overrated and at the very least marginally delusional.
Beef Noodles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States937 Posts
August 26 2010 17:19 GMT
#73
I don't know when another "comprehensive look" will come out. And its not really a time issue. The IdrA and Artosis threads took maybe ten minutes each to write. It's more of an issue of trying to find cool Zerg players. I like Dimaga, but he might switch, and I'm not sold on Mad Frog yet. If Jaedong ever switched to SC2, I'd write a 10 page paper (don't hold me to that).
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
August 26 2010 18:30 GMT
#74
You know Beef, both idra and artosis played terran in sc1, so they are hardly the epitome of balls.
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
Schtrudel
Profile Joined August 2010
Romania56 Posts
August 26 2010 19:01 GMT
#75
sorry for being soo noobish, but i dont get it ) although it is funny how you say those things about poor artosis ( am i getting something wrong here ? )
Schtrudel 678 add me for practice/friend to play with http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/502495/1/Schtrudel/
Kokosaft
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany172 Posts
August 26 2010 19:07 GMT
#76
On August 26 2010 10:06 Beef Noodles wrote:

Persephone (Artosis), captured by Hades (IdrA) and raped repeatedly into submission, has accepted her role as the second fiddle mistress of the Swarm.


oh my god, best piece of literature i've ever read

yeah, its literature, honestly :-O
bjwithbraces
Profile Joined April 2010
United States549 Posts
August 26 2010 19:10 GMT
#77
I’m not hear to complain. I’m here to get back some...


How do you misspell a word and then use the same word in the same context 3 words later, and spell it correctly
http://steamcommunity.com/id/unipolarity/inventory/
neurolite
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada26 Posts
August 26 2010 19:12 GMT
#78
Hades = god of underworld, other than that, fun article and a lot less offensive than comparing idra's bm to churchill standing up to the nazis.
Ohdamn
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany765 Posts
August 26 2010 19:18 GMT
#79
On August 26 2010 10:06 Beef Noodles wrote:

“Playing Protoss and Terran is like playing the clarinet only to find out that said clarinet was in fact a hairy penis.” Where as playing Zerg is like “dating the hottest girl in your high school, but you are only in fourth grade.”



hahahah that made me laugh soo hard

awesome thread is awesome
"If you can chill....chill!"
4Servy
Profile Joined August 2008
Netherlands1542 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-26 19:27:44
August 26 2010 19:27 GMT
#80
teh internet always delivers.
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