On February 13 2011 01:32 BlindGamer wrote:
Not realising my q button was broken on my old keyboard, wondering where the hell my queens were at ~8 mins

You should sell it on ebay as Funday Monday #1 keyboard.

Existential

Australia2107 Posts

February 12 2011 16:38 GMT

#862

I think any game I accidentally build 2 Cybers.

mizU

United States12125 Posts

February 12 2011 16:44 GMT

#863

Just finished a game where I got 4-gated with a proxy pylon in my base, but I defended it.

I played my next game and had a probe build a pylon near my mineral line and then though it was an enemy pylon. I lol'd at myself, thinking this guy was stupid, and easily took it out with a zealot and stalker.
Then my food went negative.

FML.

karma227

Canada15 Posts

February 12 2011 16:53 GMT

#864

when i went to do the final push instead of attack moving i just moved... lost my whole MMM ball to a few tanks.....

MowerRH

United States25 Posts

February 12 2011 17:00 GMT

#865

Rallied my collosus to his base

SC2Real

Germany184 Posts

February 12 2011 17:01 GMT

#866

I once lost about 60 mutas to one nuke that was aimed at the entrance of a friends base (was a 4v4) and i just randomly flew this way -_-

Hulkoff

Sweden51 Posts

February 12 2011 18:27 GMT

#867

I was playing against this protoss who 6 gated me. I held it off and started attacking his natural and traded armies in my favour. By this time I had about 5 fps so I asked for a pause so I could check what was wrong. The toss kid refused and just kept unpausing. I figured it'd be fine. He wasn't very good and I'd finish the game with 5 fps. Then when I'm about 1-2 minutes away from a win, my computer dies.

Rage. To make the matter worse I was favoured.

Kyandid

Canada124 Posts

February 12 2011 18:41 GMT

#868

TvZ - Set up my walloff with 1 rax / 1 depot at the bottom of my ramp on Shakuras. Couldn't understand why all of my bio walked out of my base nice and clean, but all of my thors insisted on bee-lining it right to his base - because they couldn't fit through the gap at the bottom, they'd go the long way around - through the backdoor rocks right into his base.

I lost about eight thors that way before I realized why they kept suiciding.

shankems2000

United States103 Posts

February 12 2011 20:50 GMT

#869

Was playing vs a zerg the other day on shakuras plateau after I just got promoted to rank 1 in gold league. So anyway it was back and forth for the first 12 minutes and then I started pulling ahead with my drop harass. I had massed a thor, and MMM army and went for the final gigapush when suddenly.....SYSTEM RESTARTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS UPDATES.

Rofl, I knew in the back of my head it was gonna happen because I kept pressing postpone whenever it popped up on my desktop, but I forgot about it when I started playing lol.

BandonBanshee

Canada437 Posts

February 12 2011 20:57 GMT

#870

I was lifting off my rax at the front to move to the lowground on LT JUST as I was getting baneling busted

Yamulo

United States2096 Posts

February 12 2011 21:04 GMT

#871

On August 10 2010 05:49 MangoTango wrote:
Every game against a Protoss is a FML moment.

good QQ

Johnny Business

Sweden1251 Posts

February 13 2011 00:39 GMT

#872

Look at my minimap...

Xahhk

Canada540 Posts

February 13 2011 00:42 GMT

#873

Running all my templar into bio army, which were the only thing stopping him from killing a crucial expansion.

Bobble

Australia1493 Posts

February 13 2011 02:22 GMT

#874

leaving the sound off and not hearing a nydus worm in my base, so I decided to just base trade. Killed everything off except the Nydus worm, I have two pylons left, to I rush my Colos back to kill it, it's in the red, it's bleeding, and then suddenly "you have been defeated"

I was so pissed.

Abstinence

United States328 Posts

February 13 2011 02:26 GMT

#875

Looking through my match history and realizing about 75% of my losses were from disconnect.

darkevilxe

Canada346 Posts

February 13 2011 02:31 GMT

#876

i forge fast expanded but blocked my natural's base location with the forge, so i decided "why not FE cross map", so i did. i thought i had lost the game anyway but i ended up winning. the zerg didnt gg after he scouted my cross-map base :s

Kyandid

Canada124 Posts

February 13 2011 04:10 GMT

#877

I felt fine. Not sure about the zerg, though.
http://i.imgur.com/in6D3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BfTcD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AMKPz.jpg

Disquiet

Australia628 Posts

February 13 2011 04:26 GMT

#878

Mass up a 2base with High templar push as protoss vs zerg. Once I engage I realize forgot to research psi storm, I lose my whole army and get steamrolled. He only had hydras I would have won easily if I had storm...

LanTAs

United States1091 Posts

February 13 2011 04:50 GMT

#879

i was playing a PvP, was playing at school too so i was using some crappy ass keyboards that i really couldnt stand.

anyways, was planning to transition to carriers off of 3 base, but then, i built two fleet beacons.

FML.

Dingo_egret

Brazil97 Posts

February 13 2011 06:37 GMT

#880

2 of them, can't decide which is worse. Both happened a long time ago; phase 1 of beta.

First one: I'm playing TvT on metalopolis, placement match. My scout hits his base on his 1st try (Close air (I realize I probaably should've scouted close ground first)) and I see a three supply depot wall. So I think "Well, he's very likely cheesing. Now where's that rax?". I pulled another SCV, did a quick check in my base and then sent it to look near my base, check behind my natural's minerals, checked beside the xel'naga towers, checked the gold expos, checked the bottom expo, ran it a little aimlessly around, re-checked most of those... then I see a bunch of marines in my base. Then I remember the fucking smoke on the back of my base which blocks sight.... man, I was SO pissed, I nearly punched myself in the face out of shame.

Second one has a long explanation, bear with me. It was a little while later as I was playing 2v2 with a close friend of mine. We were PT v TT. I was P. So I just see this Day9 daily where he's talking about this NonY build of doing Warpgate units + Phoenixes, so I think alright, I'm gonna try that. I ask my friend to go tanks and marauders. So we're having a merry little time, and I send my first phoenix to scout.

I see a terran doing two starport with tech lab, and I say over skype "Save 50 energy please, I skipped my robo and won't have an obs". No response. I assume he heard and just didn't reply. So about ~~1m later as I'm harassing with some phoenixes, my probes are under attack and I think "ok, it's the banshees" so I fetch some stalkers and some phoenixes who were just done and sent them over to the glimmer on top of my nexus. So I'm like over skype "Ok dude, send the scan now". He doesn't. "Dude, I really need the scan now. SEND THE SCAN NOW. SEND THE SCAN NOW MOTHERFUCKER" and then while repeating this over skype I hit alt and start to ping like a fucking psycho on my base. Still no scan. I check his OC... over 50 energy (surprised you didn't I?).

Then when I'm looking around in desperation I see my ramp, there's like 3-4 of his tanks jamming it and I'm like "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" and he said "Weren't you asking for tanks?" (In portuguese the sound for "send the scan" and "send the tanks" is a little closer than in english if you're talking fast but it still isn't all that similar, either).

Long story short, I raged for days... I was accusing him of pissing me off on purpose; his defense is that he was talking with someone on his house when I told him to save the energy (his mic has a mute button which he usually uses on these situations so fair enough). Then he said he misheard me, and when I asked why the fuck I would want tanks in my main he said "I dunno, was wondering that myself". I even confronted him about it again in college the next day and he said the same damn thing. To this day I dunno what to think...