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Scrap Station, T(me)vP.
I just had watched Day9's qxc daily.
"Man I gotta do some drops!" So I do
I go into killing tons of probes from both main and expo, doing tons of damage, always retreating once his army would appear, qxc style.
Then I finnaly break the middle rocks and go with a good sized MMM+tanks, as a way to "protect" my third(gold) base.
Him: "Finnaly you stopped running like a bitch."
Him: "gg"
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Well, at least he gg'ed lol.
ZvT on LT, me as terran, close grounds(him at 6, me at 3), The guy goes for muta rush, while I go into mass thor/marine as a response. I tried some double banshee harass but his mutas came at the same time my banshees appeared on his base so I was like "FUCK LOL".
After that, I make two factories and get my starport's tech lab into them, while getting my natural and defending well with turrets and marines. And I start massing thors and marines, only.
Then I decide to attack with a reasonably high army. when I appear at his base, he has like 25 mutas and some morphing banelings. Needless to say, he was raped.
Him: "Man zerg is so weak."
Him: "Did you see how many mutas there was?"
Me: "But marines and thors are muta's hard counters!"
Me: "You also didnt expand enough."
Him: "Lol I had three bases!"
When I watched the replay, it was like the worst zerg macro I've ever seen. No droning(only mutas!), From his three bases he hasnt satured neither of them, not even the main. Also really bad micro when harassing with mutas.
I felt offended, really.
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When I play modern warfare or halo is usually when I get the funniest BM. Kids who break the sound barrier with their voices raging about how im camping or how i didnt die to your m16 with stopping power etc: its actually quite hilarious.
On another note, im not sure if this has happened to anyone else, but ive gone into mw2 or halo games and hear raging political debates happening. i cant help but roll.
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Why is this thread more full of people actually BMing people, or doing some other stupid shit and then their opponents responding the same way? Or just people overall who have no idea what BM is
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Lost temple, me as Zerg against gyllen as Protoss:
In this game he goes colossi and I get roach/ling/muta and some corruptors to deal with colossi. I outmacro him badly so even in some fights that I mess up, I just have a much bigger army.
(printout from sc2gears)
00:00:07 - namtlade to ALL: glhf
00:00:09 - gyllen to ALL: hfgg
(at this point I'm destroying his army)
00:20:59 - gyllen to ALL: man
00:21:03 - namtlade to ALL: :D
00:21:06 - gyllen to ALL: would u can gimme win?
00:21:12 - namtlade to ALL: hmmm
00:21:12 - gyllen to ALL: i got diamond..
00:21:15 - namtlade to ALL: no
00:21:20 - gyllen to ALL: why
00:21:20 - gyllen to ALL: ?
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: why?
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: ??
00:21:30 - namtlade to ALL: Are you asking me if I will let you win?
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: y
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: ?
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: pls?
00:21:30 - namtlade to ALL: Why are you asking me?
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: i need fucking win.
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: have like 3 loose in row
00:21:30 - namtlade to ALL: I'm sorry sir, but I must decline your offer
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: what u maen?
00:21:30 - namtlade to ALL: In short
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: "decline you offer"
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: ?
00:21:30 - namtlade to ALL: No
00:21:30 - namtlade to ALL: in long
00:21:30 - namtlade to ALL: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
00:21:30 - gyllen to ALL: ?
00:21:37 - gyllen to ALL: regame then
00:21:37 - gyllen to ALL: ?
00:21:41 - gyllen to ALL: ill own u..
00:21:46 - namtlade to ALL: ok we can try
00:21:59 - gyllen to ALL: u sux tho..
He was platinum, and this game would be the second loss for him in a row. He was very strange, but this made me laugh a lot.
Some 1 base terran said that he will "wirote to blizz about creep spread" after I covered the entire map apart from his base for funsies
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This isn't so much a rage story, but I think it still applies. I should mention that I'm only in silver. TvT on Lost Temple. I scout the guy and see he does a one rax fast expo. So I throw down some extra rax and move out and win the game around the 15 minute mark. Kid finally says, "gg but i want to practice my micro" and proceeds to make the game 1.5 hours long. I'm stupid and I checked the islands for a bit too late and noticed he had turreted up so I start mass BCs and use tanks to start picking off turrets. Of course the BCs owned. And then I had to take out another base again and again until he finally doesn't have a CC and ggs. Pretty sure every mineral patch was mined out. So frustrating... I think I knocked him from gold to silver though lol.
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Once, as protoss, I was playing a zerg on Xelnaga Caverns. The game was going pretty average and such until I realized that my initial scouting probe that I send out on 9 was still in the upper left corner of his base (he was in the southwest base). So since it had been sitting there for so long, I proceeded to build a pylon and then cannons. Eventually he notices this and tries to attack it but my cannons hold him off alright and i proceed to just setup camp in his base. Using the cannons as a defense, I warp in units here. I am well defended in his base with a force that I can continue to reinforce within his base and so I end up easily winning. Now this was pre-patch 1.1 and so he starts raging that I used cheese against an imbalanced race. I was like 'what?' It wasnt even a cannon 'rush' it was just cannons. I, being a good person, begin to tell him what he did wrong. 'You should always be aware of your base. That probe was there all game' He continues to rage and is like 'there was no way i could have accounted for that or countered it.' I continue to explain that he should've prevented it from the beginning and there were multiple times when he had enough forces to destroy my cannons but didnt. He finally leaves the game and continues rage about imba in a chat after the game was done. I continue to try to educate him until he blocks me ^^
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I play Zerg mostly, so I figured. Why not try Protoss and do some drops in a FFA? What's the worst that can happen?
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I was vs a zerg on Xelnaga caverns, i scout his base see a pool at the usual timing expect an expo to go down wait to block it. No expo? get scared maybe a 7RR! OH NO check the main still just drones pool queen no lings? im getting nervous he either sucks or has a secret expo. I build up a force say screw it push out what do i see? CREEP?! AT MY NATURAL! WTF and theres the enemy expo with 4 spines and 12 lings waiting.
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I join a game today, a Random vs Random that ends up with me as protoss and him as zerg.
I expect he's going to fast expand, scout it and throw down a forge and some cannons, lucky for him he cancelled building before the hatchery finished.
![[image loading]](http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/5958/screenshot2010111520274.jpg)
He secretly takes the gold expo, yet we stay on even economic ground somehow. I then see that he has roaches when he finally destroys the cannons, so I throw down a stargate and pump out 3 void rays and 3 phoenix. I then push into his base and get fully charged before his newly made mutas attack.
![[image loading]](http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1530/screenshot2010111520310.jpg)
He destroys that air army with mass hydras, so I decide to just roll with it. I start making carriers and a mothership along with chargelots and the 2 phoenix and 3 void rays that survived the first attack. I move down and crush his army with the lots and carriers before the mothership arrives and antics ensue:
![[image loading]](http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9258/screenshot2010111520341.jpg)
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I message him after still inquiring about how I failed and get the usual "you can't play, you're not even 2k points in, can't do anything except cheese". I try to get a straight answer out of him, but he just reports me for harassment...
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On November 16 2010 10:53 Sartee wrote:I join a game today, a Random vs Random that ends up with me as protoss and him as zerg. I expect he's going to fast expand, scout it and throw down a forge and some cannons, lucky for him he cancelled building before the hatchery finished. He secretly takes the gold expo, yet we stay on even economic ground somehow. I then see that he has roaches when he finally destroys the cannons, so I throw down a stargate and pump out 3 void rays and 3 phoenix. I then push into his base and get fully charged before his newly made mutas attack. He destroys that air army with mass hydras, so I decide to just roll with it. I start making carriers and a mothership along with chargelots and the 2 phoenix and 3 void rays that survived the first attack. I move down and crush his army with the lots and carriers before the mothership arrives and antics ensue: I message him after still inquiring about how I failed and get the usual "you can't play, you're not even 2k points in, can't do anything except cheese". I try to get a straight answer out of him, but he just reports me for harassment...
as someone who sees that all the time, you shouldn't taunt the person after you've done it. zergs fast expand for the most part with minimal risk, it's just the way it is. your argument of it's not cheese, just punishment for fast expand is BS. punishment for fast expand is a big 1 base push. that was just cheese. to be frank, i don't see how it would be very fun to do as toss. it's certainly no fun as zerg...
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i had a guy told me i was a silly terran about 2 mins before i put 2 dropships full of upgraded marines in his main and 1 in his natural expansion he didnt stay to explain why i was sillly
i had 1 guy repeatedly call me a motherfucker and an idiot because all i was building was marines aparently i didnt know how to play (i won btw)
i had some zerg asshat try to 6 pool me i scouted it coming finished my wall of in time chucked dow another 2 baracks and started pumping marines once i moped up the lings on my wall i pushed out with my marines and the idiot had tried to 6 pool then fast expand so his economy was in tatters as he was transitioning into losing his whole fucking base i typed " fking 6 pool bs " he told me to burn in hell then quit
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I just raged a bit. :D Diamond level PvT. I play safe and go 3gate robo->obs->expand. We're on close air positions on Metalopolis, my obs arrives, sees 1rax, one in the making and a couple depots. I send it over his natural because I suspect a fast expand. The second my obs sees there is no expansion, a Thor, 6-7 marines and the same number of SCVs run into my natural. I do it all right (as far as I know), run up my ramp, CB my gates (don't have the minerals for an Immortal nor the time to wait to get them), pull probes. He has zero micro (SCVs don't even repair in the beginning), leaves my warping in Nexus be and just runs up my ramp. I forcefield perfectly after his Thor to block of a couple of Marines and SCVs. Then focus his Thor and break his push. Did lose a ton of probes though. 30 seconds later, he does the same push again with another Thor. I pull all probes but it's over.
Went something like this:
Me: haha yeah let's wait until blizz fixes this
Me: gg
Me: "wp"
Him: nerd
Me: except you did nothing
What's funny is not my mini rage there but rather his attempt at insulting me. We're in a game of SC2, both Diamond, and he calls me a nerd. :D
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On November 16 2010 11:02 let_FLY wrote:
as someone who sees that all the time, you shouldn't taunt the person after you've done it. zergs fast expand for the most part with minimal risk, it's just the way it is. your argument of it's not cheese, just punishment for fast expand is BS. punishment for fast expand is a big 1 base push. that was just cheese. to be frank, i don't see how it would be very fun to do as toss. it's certainly no fun as zerg...
Actually, it's a pretty effective way to do a few things:
1) Force Zerg to make more units than they might otherwise to kill off the pylons and cannons.
2) Possibly force expansion farther away, and thus farther to defend.
3) Get some pylons near the main, if Zerg decides to bypass that expansion entirely.
Seems like a lot of useful results for a few hundred minerals and an early forge.
And yeah, it's frustrating for the Zerg player, but so's winning.
Anyway, I don't mean to derail the flood of trash-talk-stories, sorry about that. 
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Close air TvT on LT. Guy pumps a million rines and tries to push up my front. I'm going 111 so I bunker up and hold him off while my medivacs finish. I drop his base, snipe his main CC and workers, and fly back.
Guy goes "oh great another skilless terran drop" and starts whining about it. I figure he's done so I stop paying attention. Asshole drops my main and goes "how do you like it". Seriously, why is EU plat full of whiny scrubs who complain about legitimate strategies?
Last night had a high plat toss respond to "glhf" with "i'll respond nicely if you don't play that faceroll race". We're on Metalopolis close ground, so I go 3 rax with a hidden ghost academy. I put down my expansion, saturate it, and push into his nat. I EMP his 2 immortals and clean up really quickly. He barely gets one colossus out and I snipe it, and he starts going "lol scrub why am I not surprised you went 3 rax" and drops random nexuses all over the map until he runs out of money. Then afterwards he messages me and tells me I'm terrible for still being in gold.
Dude, first of all, you were matched against my terrible ass and you lost. Second, I countered your build, expanded, and killed you. You had a robo and you flew your obs right into my army and got it sniped. You didn't scout the ghost academy or the ghost on my ramp, then clumped up your immmortals so one EMP can hit both of them. You're one basing with 3 gate robo and I'm one basing with 3 rax ghost. Do I need to go 4 fact hellion? Pure SCVs?
Why do these people even play?
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Me: Mass Roach against a Protoss after I raped his economy with my first 6 lings.
Him: "BROKE ASS MECHANICS!"
Me: ? O_o?
gg ^_^
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End of an action packed back and forth game :
*game paused*
Me: ?
Him: Sorry. Meant to quit in rage and instead fucking hit pause.
Me: Oh
*** has left the game
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Me (~1600 zerg) vs an 850 protoss.
I've taken the liberty of creating a little flowchart of screenshots - the image is a little large so it might take a while to load.
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Okay, i played this guy 5 minutes ago in a ZvZ and im pretty sure he has some issues ...
The conversation was in German i can upload the chat if you want proof of what he said ( and speak german)
Oh and ich = me in german
First : at the start of the game no glhf
Then after ~ 4 min he just says : HAHAHAHAHAAHA
nothing else .. i play pretty poorly , he was even worse and ragequits
Then after 1 minute:
RainerErnst: !@#$ING CHEATER!!!!!!
Ich: rofl
RainerErnst: stupid cheater!
!@#$ you !
Ich: dude what?
RainerErnst: learn to play stupid noob
Ich: what did i do?
RainerErnst: You cheated
unlimeted money!
!@#$%
Ich: ROFL
RainerErnst: go die
Ich: i thought
RainerErnst: !@#$ YU!!!!!!
Ich: lololol
i think this is pretty funny
RainerErnst: dont think
Ich: Dude watch the replay and learn to play
RainerErnst: lol how old are you?
right go masturbate watching your cheater replay
Ich: i am grown up, you apparently not
jah cheater replay
boy
watch it
see that you were crap and i won
RainerErnst: lol you grown up?
Ich: and then come back and apologize ( okay im in a bad mood today and this guy kinda helped )
RainerErnst: YOu cheated
i was better than you
Ich: and why did you lose?
RainerErnst: and when you saw
RainerErnst: quickly start cheating so you wont lose
you = CHEATER?
Ich: just watch the replay, seriously
RainerErnst: you are stupid
Ich: just watch it ..
RainerErnst: seriously grow up
Ich: and tell me where i cheated
RainerErnst: before you start insutling me
Ich: i insulted you ? okay.. interesting
RainerErnst: and stop masturbating while watching your replays
Ich: learned sth new
RainerErnst: idiot
you = not allowed to talk
Ich: dude do you realize how emberassing you are
RainerErnst: idiot
lol do you know how embarassing cheating is you !@#$%?
Ich: thats true
RainerErnst: well then stop you idiot
Ich : but i just did not cheat thats so easy to prove
Ich: if you watch the replay
xDDD
RainerErnst: dont lie to me
Ich: ive never cheated
man this is getting funny
RainerErnst: wank wank
lol you are funny
"no i didnt cheat"
Ich: Watch the replay you idiot so you will see i did not cheat
so
maybe you understand now?
RainerErnst: stop insulting me . how old are you? 12?
Ich: okay
Thats the best rage i have ever seen
i will translate this and put it on TL
RainerErnst: lol, you are the rage idiot
Ich: okay ,we will see who is right
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Ich: xDD
RainerErnst:who thinks he needs to cheat
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Ich: hey ^.^
RainerErnst: lets do a rematch so we will see who is better you monkey
Ich: please tell me you are kidding me or else you are the worlds biggest idiot
RainerErnst: why do you pretend to be inteligent
do you masturbate about that as well?
idiot
Ich: <3
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i raged last night. it was because for whatever reason my A key wasn't pressing very well, and i ended up move commanding my army into my opponent's.
i proceeded to say "MY FUCKING KEY DIDN'T WORK" and then left.
but he will never know which key it was because, as previously stated, it wasn't working properly.
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Hey  i thought you may enjoy this.
These incidents happened couple of weeks ago.
Exhibit A: the box of bubble gum i threw against the wall after some bullshit loosing streak
+ Show Spoiler +It actually takes quite for to bend this like this.
Exhibit B:
+ Show Spoiler +The result of throwing coffee mug against the wall. That was stupid.
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