When people fail at allin inbase proxy-rushing you, proceed to cry about imbalance and calling me a fag, ofcourse I´ll savor the moment after the game <3

Xyrskford

5 Posts

October 26 2010 00:56 GMT

#742

I'm fucking retarded.

I didn't have any reason too not to mention I am terrible at it.

Rush. 2-Gate and then 6 pooled.

Lost both games and I just started facepalming saying why the fuck did I just do that?

Midnight70

United States9 Posts

October 28 2010 07:39 GMT

#743

In the middle of a 2v2, I catch one of my opponents morphing banelings and tried to attack them before they can morph in:

I was just like wtf lol and his partner leaves shortly after his rage quit.

theqat

United States2856 Posts

October 28 2010 19:52 GMT

#744

this guy was really mad about tvz after he let all his marines die to my still-slow banelings, hahaha

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Aegis Runestone

United States54 Posts

October 28 2010 19:58 GMT

#745

Okay, here's my story. I was playing a pretty bad Terran. I'm a Zerg player, and well, I used the classic, Muta/speedling build in order to keep map control and be everywhere and anywhere at once. I destroyed his base with Muta/speedling (though, my lings died), and he said: "Typical Muta Strategy."

To tell you the truth, I'm not sure if he rage quit or not, but it seemed like one.

kyouriharu

United States9 Posts

October 28 2010 20:28 GMT

#746

In a ZvT, after the first few rounds of harass, he let me macro too hard so I decided to mass Infestors. While he was taking his expansions, I spewed around 20 Zombie Marines to prevent him from doing so. In the end, it was me on 7 base and him on 2 fully mined out with my fleet of 50 or so Infestors. Before the finishing blow he went "Infested Terran are fucking dumb."

Darthnoko

Philippines9 Posts

October 28 2010 21:44 GMT

#747

I was playing a ZvT I was the zerg and I went muta-ling. Pretty standard stuff I was on 2 bases and he was at one. I tried to harass with mutas but lost them all to his thor/marine army because of a grave mis-micro. I eventually got a 3rd and made a lot of speedling/baneling. He was just starting his 2nd base when I thought what the heck I'm on 3 bases he's barely got his natural up. I attacked with like 90 upgraded lings and a couple of banelings and quickly overrun him. He goes "So lame, learn to make more than two kinds of units" I had to smile when he did that felt somehow good. I tried to pm him saying "learn to macro" but he was already ignoring me

FinestHour

United States18466 Posts

October 28 2010 21:53 GMT

#748

TVZ on LT. My dorm room didnt have any internet so I was at the residence hall computer lounge. The computers there are much higher quality then the one I have, but the keyboard was much bigger so i was having a lot of issues with hitting the proper keys.I joined the game and saw him going 15 hatch. Bunker goes down at his nat with marines, he doesnt pull drones and hes forced to cancel and automatically leaves. I join another LT. It's the same guy and he starts going "nice job man no skill strat fuckin scrub" I try to explain to him that im just practicing some basic micro cuz im not using my home computer. He doesnt believe me. I do practice finger positioning and do a thor drop on him. He gets angry again and tells me that "Blizzards gonna fix that soon GSL watching scrub all the bad terrans get easy wins against zerg with that no skill strat". I wasnt aware of terrans getting easy wins in gsl :D

Hatorade

299 Posts

October 29 2010 07:17 GMT

#749

Heres a few i thought were pretty good haha

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I play 2v2 as random and I forgot to pick toss when I switched to 1v1 in the 2nd one

megagoten

318 Posts

October 29 2010 19:08 GMT

#750

i actually had twice his bases before i stormed the first time
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"omg op things can't be countered"

Silence-

Canada116 Posts

October 30 2010 04:47 GMT

#751

First time poster here, but I thought this was kinda funny at the time. Pretty much scouted his proxy 2 gate in the most obvious location, then crushed him XD

MagmaRam

United States395 Posts

October 30 2010 08:23 GMT

#752

I played a PvT, and my opponent tried a bunker rush. Unfortunately, his bunker was in the sight range of my mineral line.

Me: bunker rush?
Him: omgwtf hack much?
Me: you built next to my mineral line, do you expect me to not notice?
Him: gay fag map hack im reporting u to billzard[sic]
Me: Yeah, okay.

I then proceed to crush his rush by killing the SCV building his Barracks. Then:

Him: gay protoss op
Me: lolwut

Ragequit.

risk.nuke

Sweden2825 Posts

October 30 2010 08:43 GMT

#753

On October 30 2010 13:47 Silence- wrote:
First time poster here, but I thought this was kinda funny at the time. Pretty much scouted his proxy 2 gate in the most obvious location, then crushed him XD

lol, u mad? xD

nocturnal_no

4 Posts

October 30 2010 08:47 GMT

#754

You guys have probably seen this rage before.

I'm gonna let u guys get a quick reminder of how epic this moment was:

SoL[9]

Portugal1370 Posts

October 30 2010 12:14 GMT

#755

I dont like to post rage´s because in bad days i something say something stupid after losing a game but i tho was fun so.
I play him 2 times in a space of 1hour.
First game

He pause the game, i unapuse, he pause and i unpause again thats why i said that. He tries to see if i did a mistake of pushing the surrender

Second game

He did the the same thing with pause and insult me and whem i said "gonna post in teamliquid he leave

Slakter

Sweden1947 Posts

October 30 2010 12:46 GMT

#756

Just met a protoss on Shakuras, I 16hatched (becouse its shakuras lolololol) and he blindly 15nexuses. If I had gone for any sort of aggressive build i would have won straight up, instead i Doubleexpand before pool. Yes, 16hatch, 18 hatch 17pool. He doesnt punish it. Instead he goes into some stupid 3stargate-build and masses phoenixes, I techswitch from mutas to hydra/roach and just stomp him. He starts QQing about PvZ imbalance. I start chatting with him about it afterwards and he says "Haha, try playing protoss yourself!" So I do. I challenge this noob to a PvP on Metalopolis. I´ve played 10 games as protoss, and those were all 4v4s. He starts with QQing about how Metalopolis is a "4gate map". He then techs straight to DTs, ofcourse he doesnt wall off at all so I can scout it (lol). I roflstomp his butt again. He leaves and says "Haha, I havent practiced that build enough so I cant even beat bad players with it!" Then he ignored me. Deffo the highlight of today <3

Rice89

13 Posts

October 30 2010 13:01 GMT

#757

I was on a winning streak so I tried my "fun" strat. I basically spine crawler the front and tech to infestors as fast as I can. Get burrow, go to the opponents base, and throw Infested Terrans in his mineral line. He raged after I sniped both his Nexuses.

TheFinalWord

Australia790 Posts

October 30 2010 18:01 GMT

#758

*after i got about 20 kills with 2 banshees on scrap after he didnt scout me

Dregos: lawl
loss to complete fucking noob

me: fail scout

Dregos:no
your just shit

me: lol
why do you think that?

Dregos: I know it
I can tell u play
ur bad

me: totally
"you just know"

Dregos: noob like ui relies on luck

me: you fail scouted
you lost your overlord for no reason ( he lost his first overlord to my first marine
you suck

(me later on when i was demolishing his base)
me:i'm so bad

him: i know you are
dregos was defeated

after the game:He goes about what a lucky noobshit i was
embarassing as fuck etc.

I compare our records and i had a 5% win/loss % over him.

SharkSpider

Canada606 Posts

October 31 2010 01:58 GMT

#759

Yup. Terran's UP.

taintmachine

United States431 Posts

October 31 2010 02:21 GMT

#760

i say glhf. no response. guy fails bunker rush on me and then calls me a noob. complains as i build up and forcefield his pure MM army outside of my ramp. complains again when i cut his army in half on my ramp and kill half of it. complains as he runs away. complains as i crush him w/ 2base colossi and 2x his unit count in supply. tells me to play a skill race

i don't get people that do brainless, one-dimensional builds like pure bio off one-base and get upset when they lose to anyone that manages to effectively play a macro game against their retarded a-move aggression.