EPTOn January 25 2013 04:43 decafchicken wrote:
My mom is a yoga instructor. I take no advice from her.
My mom is a yoga instructor. I take no advice from her.
Hey, that's ANOTHER one I've heard I should use to fix my Crohn's!
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
Hey, that's ANOTHER one I've heard I should use to fix my Crohn's! | ||
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decafchicken
United States20161 Posts
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On January 25 2013 04:46 decafchicken wrote: She believes that hanging crystals around the house will make us feel better. Well, my parents believe that they can get the laws of physics temporarily suspended on their behalf, assuming they're unworthy enough to be worthy. The crystals might actually make more sense, from that perspective.  | ||
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farvacola
United States18857 Posts
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On January 25 2013 05:01 farvacola wrote: My dad is a forensic pathologist, and keeping in mind that that is effectively a doctor of the dead, his general health advice tends to be rather.......cold Heh, I have a fair working knowledge of anatomy and biomechanics, but it's useless from most exercise perspectives, since I developed most of it while studying various ways to kill people in the Army (optional reading in Basic, but I was a geek with no good books available), or by watching people hurt themselves. So I know lots of "don't do this" type shit. | ||
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farvacola
United States18857 Posts
On January 25 2013 05:10 JingleHell wrote: Heh, I have a fair working knowledge of anatomy and biomechanics, but it's useless from most exercise perspectives, since I developed most of it while studying various ways to kill people in the Army (optional reading in Basic, but I was a geek with no good books available), or by watching people hurt themselves. So I know lots of "don't do this" type shit. "No, I do not have any idea how to even begin to fix that dislocated shoulder. I do, however, know how to dislocate it again should the need arise."  | ||
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On January 25 2013 05:12 farvacola wrote: "No, I do not have any idea how to even begin to fix that dislocated shoulder. I do, however, know how to dislocate it again should the need arise." Well, basic trauma first aid, actually, is something I'm pretty good with. But more normal stuff related to exercise, no. I've relocated shoulders, put in IVs, know how to do a needle-chest decompression for a tension pneumothorax, can treat sucking chest wounds, know tourniquets, pressure dressings, I used to be CPR certified, I can do (and have done) mouth to mouth, and a few others fun things along those lines. Like, if someone is critically dehydrated (and not injured anywhere in the abdomen or chest), an enema can rehydrate them faster, along with not needing to stick them if their veins aren't particularly exposed (which is also good if they've lost blood...) So yeah. You picked a bad example, but the idea was right. | ||
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farvacola
United States18857 Posts
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On January 25 2013 05:32 farvacola wrote: Damn, sounds like some good training. I've seen a few shoulders relocated and even witnessed a shoulder replacement surgery, and I'll tell you that there are few things in life that produce such awful sounds. Out of curiosity, do they teach you any tracheotomy techniques? I once helped my dad trach a dude whose jaw had been so badly impacted by a car crash that he was unable to breath through his mouth, but that pretty much sums up my emergency response experience. Well, good trauma first aid training is kind of critical in the military, since you can't exactly count on having the ability to call 911. Nothing like tracheotomy. | ||
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GoTuNk!
Chile4591 Posts
255kg deadlift, here's the vid. Cameraman did like the worst possible job ever though ;( | ||
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HornyHerring
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20161 Posts
Third day in a row heavy squatting then totaling over 90% Fs 180, Sn 122 then PRd my clean. Inspired by gotunk | ||
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AoN.DimSum
United States2983 Posts
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
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ShadeR
Australia7535 Posts
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MeShiet
Canada290 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20161 Posts
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Malinor
Germany4740 Posts
My training is going to suffer the next weeks, and I was just getting back into the groove... But besides that: closer to home, way more money, fuck yeah. Cologne here I come (if someone knows a got Gym in Cologne, let me know, ROFL). | ||
zatic
Zurich15365 Posts
Good gym anywhere: McFit | ||
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