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On August 21 2015 05:20 jcarlsoniv wrote:But then you're committed to using both hands for your pizza.
And you're also committed to both hands for most burgers. I don't see a problem here?
Personally, I've done two hands or utensils depending on the needs of the situation. Some of the pizzas I've made at home just weren't stable enough even for two hands and wanted to spill all the toppings everywhere. One hand is for small pizzas only. The more you fold a pizza the less of a pizza it becomes although even a 180 degree fold still retains some scientifically measurable pizza-ness... just not a lot.
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On August 21 2015 05:01 Ketara wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2015 04:29 Numy wrote: I don't get why folding or folk is the only way to eat. Can't you just eat it like a normal human being? Is there a third way to eat pizza??? I think in my cities list if I had to pick one from the US, I'd go for San Diego. Europe prob Berlin. Asia prob Luang Prabang. Asia is hard because I haven't spent enough time in Seoul and haven't been to Tokyo. I have been to a proper maid cafe though, which is obviously why I want to go to Tokyo in the first place.
Kyoto though.
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In naples you take, fold, and eat an entire margherita pizza. Given Margherita is the best pizza in the world, this is clearly the correct way to eat pizza.
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On August 21 2015 05:27 Slayer91 wrote: You can hold the crust and use the thumb to prop up the base just enough to put the flaccid end of the tip into your eager mouth
Yip that's how I do it. You get the excitement of "will this flaccid pizza enter my mouth before it explodes or will it drip all over me" while still having the security of your hands on the hand pizza base.
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I'm not sure I can talk with you people anymore. You disgust me.
On August 21 2015 05:26 Skitter wrote:Pizza is srs bznz, it demands all of my attention 
This might be the only legitimate reason I've heard.
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On August 21 2015 04:01 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2015 04:00 Numy wrote: Well what if you want to be a little bitch? Seems that being great should accommodate those kinds of people! Then you can stay inside on Tumblr and talk to other bitch-kin while I eat my deep-dish pizza and cheer for the Hawks. Tough talk from someone who treats this forum like his livejournal page 
I also cheer for the hawks. Only my hawks are actually good.
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Isn't a good pizza worthy of both your hands?
Wtf the thread moves way too fast today. Why don't you do that while I'm at work?
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Hawaiian pizza is best pizza.
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Euro pizza >> american pizza sry not sry.
On August 21 2015 05:44 Ansibled wrote: Hawaiian pizza is best pizza.

Thats an American pizza not possible with a proper one.
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On August 21 2015 04:51 mordek wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2015 04:29 Numy wrote: I don't get why folding or folk is the only way to eat. Can't you just eat it like a normal human being? It's about picking sides man, now get off the fence or we'll beat you with blunt objects until you have no legs! + Show Spoiler +Day9 Funday Monday reference Yeah! Come shapes nipples rule! Let's kill those ripple-nipples bastards!
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I've recently come to enjoy this way more than conventional pizza. And I eat it any damn way I please.
+ Show Spoiler +
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On August 21 2015 05:46 WaveofShadow wrote:I've recently come to enjoy this way more than conventional pizza. And I eat it any damn way I please. + Show Spoiler +
That's called a calzone
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United States37500 Posts
I prefer knife and fork but sometimes hand is just easier.
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I usually don't like pizza that much anyways tbh with you guys
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You're from California neo, stop eating pizza like a European it will turn you racist.
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On August 21 2015 05:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2015 05:46 WaveofShadow wrote:I've recently come to enjoy this way more than conventional pizza. And I eat it any damn way I please. + Show Spoiler + That's called a calzone Actually, panzerotti.
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On August 21 2015 05:56 Ketara wrote: You're from California neo, stop eating pizza like a European it will turn you racist. He's Asian, he's already racist.
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On August 21 2015 06:02 WaveofShadow wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2015 05:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:On August 21 2015 05:46 WaveofShadow wrote:I've recently come to enjoy this way more than conventional pizza. And I eat it any damn way I please. + Show Spoiler + That's called a calzone Actually, panzerotti.
Panzerotti are deep fried and calzone are baked. Panzerotti usually have fewer fillings than a calzone which is more like a pizza folded over.
Interesting. Never even heard of a Panzerotti.
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On August 21 2015 05:43 GhandiEAGLE wrote:Show nested quote +On August 21 2015 04:01 Requizen wrote:On August 21 2015 04:00 Numy wrote: Well what if you want to be a little bitch? Seems that being great should accommodate those kinds of people! Then you can stay inside on Tumblr and talk to other bitch-kin while I eat my deep-dish pizza and cheer for the Hawks. Tough talk from someone who treats this forum like his livejournal page  I also cheer for the hawks. Only my hawks are actually good. Oh yeah, winning the super bowl 2 years ago is pretty ok.
But wait! The Blackhawks have 6 Stanley cup wins? 3 of which were in the last 5 years?
Can't hear you over the sound of more winning and also it's raining where you're at.
On August 21 2015 05:46 WaveofShadow wrote:I've recently come to enjoy this way more than conventional pizza. And I eat it any damn way I please. + Show Spoiler +
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On August 21 2015 05:52 NeoIllusions wrote: I prefer knife and fork but sometimes hand is just easier. Deep Dish can be eaten by hand too, but knife and fork is better.
Except when you eat it cold. Leftover cold deep dish pizza is like omg so good.
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Ketara knows. I had lunch with him before.
idk, my first pizza experience was a Pizza Hut when I was like 4-5. Ate in, used fork and knife over plate, it just stuck after that.
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