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cLutZ
Profile Joined November 2010
United States19574 Posts
June 11 2015 03:04 GMT
#441
I'm a Maokai. I just always have wanted to be able to Twisted Advance for some reason.
Freeeeeeedom
Holyflare
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom30774 Posts
June 11 2015 03:10 GMT
#442
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/story

so this is a thing apparently
thejuju
Profile Joined January 2015
United States413 Posts
June 11 2015 03:13 GMT
#443
mfw there's a $150,000,000 perk
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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 11 2015 03:14 GMT
#444
On June 11 2015 12:13 thejuju wrote:
mfw there's a $150,000,000 perk

...well?

What's your face? I've never seen you before. I can't just imagine it.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
June 11 2015 03:15 GMT
#445
lol wtf.

Gonna stream a draft. Bastion tomorrow.
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Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
June 11 2015 03:34 GMT
#446
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.
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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
June 11 2015 03:40 GMT
#447
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


That really blows

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cLutZ
Profile Joined November 2010
United States19574 Posts
June 11 2015 03:44 GMT
#448
https://twitter.com/TurnsOutBot

This is a thing, and it has bizarrely retweeted me.
Freeeeeeedom
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-11 03:49:17
June 11 2015 03:45 GMT
#449
Blech.

Fuck that place 6er

On June 11 2015 11:55 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2015 09:50 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On June 11 2015 09:05 Alaric wrote:
On June 11 2015 05:03 AsmodeusXI wrote:

Oh hey since when are you Zac?

I think I'm calmer with some kind of mild noise around than total silence.
I did start leaving the pc on with some kind of stream or music to get myself to sleep when I was being pretty anxious and suffering from random bouts of panic attacks some time ago, just because having something like that in a corner can distract your mind and prevent it from having... thoughts... or stuff not suited to feeling well. Or just focusing on your anxiety instead, which is a dumb and a vicious circle.


I'm much more a Zac than a Diana, both in game and out of it.

I see.

So you are more of an amorphous Zaunian science experiment superhero wannabe with a penchant for cheesy one-liners than a cynical, lesbian moon fanatic with a penchant for terrible anti-jokes.


Edit: Also yes to all of this.
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TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28090 Posts
June 11 2015 03:46 GMT
#450
That sounds rough. Are you kinda stuck at this job? I'd almost recommend just leaving, it sounds really terrible to me
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God Killer v2
Profile Joined March 2015
United States434 Posts
June 11 2015 03:47 GMT
#451
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


So basically most if not all things that could go wrong for you, went wrong. Sucks man, I'm sorry. Hope this doesn't become too serious
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Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
June 11 2015 03:53 GMT
#452
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.

the perfect conditions for an unmitigated shitstorm

rip
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
June 11 2015 03:56 GMT
#453
Ayyyye, I can finally go back to Liquidlegends again.

Jesus christ I feel old. My nephew who I'm really close to, asking me all these questions about what HS is going to be like, right after sweating my ass off for his Catholic Middle School graduation. I swear the kid was 10 years old a year ago.

Also, building my first own computer from scratch. Wish me luck....

On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


Damn bro, sorry to hear that.
Forever Young
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
June 11 2015 03:59 GMT
#454
Jesus Christ Cixah, it would have just been easier if you had just killed someone on accident and needed to bury a body...

Also, we should add a rule to LLL, no linking to buzzfeed articles.
liftlift > tsm
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
June 11 2015 04:01 GMT
#455
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


Dude, that really, really sucks.

Why do you stick at this job? Are you really just tied down there, or need them for a recommendation? It sounded previously like you had a couple of jobs that were lined up and you were considering them, why not move?

I don't know if you were joking about Chicago before but I know some headhunters around here that are really excellent at finding good matches, if you need a hookup let me know.
It's your boy Guzma!
ketchup
Profile Joined August 2010
14521 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-06-11 04:05:54
June 11 2015 04:04 GMT
#456
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


That sucks, but honestly, I see more of an issue with your workplace being bad. Your coworkers don't seem to know how to do their jobs. That old guy is just a bad employee in general. He just hung up on a customer, attempted to shift responsibility for his actions because he couldn't handle it, and then just left the job. Also your boss sucks. I don't get how you having a phone there caused any of the issues mentioned above.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35152 Posts
June 11 2015 04:06 GMT
#457
On June 11 2015 12:56 sung_moon wrote:
Ayyyye, I can finally go back to Liquidlegends again.

Jesus christ I feel old. My nephew who I'm really close to, asking me all these questions about what HS is going to be like, right after sweating my ass off for his Catholic Middle School graduation. I swear the kid was 10 years old a year ago.

Also, building my first own computer from scratch. Wish me luck....

Show nested quote +
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


Damn bro, sorry to hear that.

I'm free the next couple days. If you want me to head over in case you need help, that's doable.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
June 11 2015 04:18 GMT
#458
On June 11 2015 13:04 ketchup wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


That sucks, but honestly, I see more of an issue with your workplace being bad. Your coworkers don't seem to know how to do their jobs. That old guy is just a bad employee in general. He just hung up on a customer, attempted to shift responsibility for his actions because he couldn't handle it, and then just left the job. Also your boss sucks. I don't get how you having a phone there caused any of the issues mentioned above.


I suppose its my perspective. I know that most of what I do around the office gets unnoticed or is just pass off pieces of jobs people dont want, but the main reason I stay here is job security. I know what projects are coming in the state of Texas and for the most part the greater New York area. So long as I don't actually start to "whistleblow" govenment secrets I'm pretty sure I couldn't lose this job unless I wanted to. Which is actually a nice feeling right now. The down side comes in the fact that I really dislike genuinely everything else about this job, from where I live, to the people I work with. My end goal is to just finish this current Project, which runs till about October. After that I'm likely to look else where, but I still need things on my Resume at this point. This is the first job i've had outside of working Fast Food/Arcade that I've had and I had to bust all kinds of ass to get it. Plus with the amount of people I work with who don't know how to politics, it's pretty easy to pull my way to the top like I've been doing.
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AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
June 11 2015 04:22 GMT
#459
On June 11 2015 13:18 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2015 13:04 ketchup wrote:
On June 11 2015 12:34 Cixah wrote:
+ Show Spoiler [TIFU by Leaving my Phone at the Desk] +
While most people kinda know what I do, the bigger jist of the job besides working at stupid hours is the fact that we field calls from the customer whenever they have an issue with some of the tolling equipment. Normally it's not too busy, but when something or somethings blow up like they tend to do it can take some doing and get quite busy. When this happens I actually field the calls and help out. Helping out requires that I sit at the desk with everyone else rather than in my office so naturally it does doesnt cross my mind that my picture texts go straight to the front of my OPO. We will get to why that's important later.

So it's 1700 and this drive i complained about earlier still isnt finished because the new guy is being lazy about it (strike 1) so I leave my phone at the desk and walk over to assist him. The phone is just ringing off the hook at this point, the customer is calling and emailing asking for updates. The plaza personel are trying to figure out why their logins arent working and were asking them to relax and be patient and people are complaining because they want to go home because this is the last thing they do for the day. I hear my phone buzz and just continue walking the newbie through how this drive is imaged, what it needs to do, why he should have done it sooner. Answering the phone with the wireless headset that we have if i hear mine start to ring. Little to my knowledge that this particular headset isn't working because its been in use all day so now there's 5 people on hold. The old guy at the desk (whos now being reamed by some manager at a plaza) has a tendency to get angry when pushed is now FURIOUSLY rubbing his hands together which signals hes about to pop a blood vessel. Around this time, someone who's leaving the office off handedly says "Someone going to answer the phone?" which just causes the old man to lose his collective shit.

He hangs up on the customer. Throws this 300 Dollar headset across the room, starts ripping his paper notes into pieces. All the while i'm trying to calm him down, "Just relax we can work on this, I'll answer the phones we can..." When he just goes off as loud as possible at me. "What do you know about working? You spent 1 year here and get you're own office, I've been here for 10 years and I'm still riding the fucking desk over here. Maybe I should do what you do all day you little shit, Sexting and facebooking and just... Fuck this i'm out."

And walks out the door. Now if you didn't catch that last part he did mention sexting, remember when I said I wasn't actually paying attention to my phone? Turns out my Ex decided to send an unsolicited image with the caption of "Miss me yet" to my phone while I was at work. Which normally probably isn't the worse thing in the world aside from her being a vindictive little bastard. The problem of course now lies with the fact that this old man who has now left the center with 5 people on the line has yelled to the rest of the people in the office that I'm sexting at work. Which while not entierly untrue isn't the correct phrase I would use to describe this. Of course not giving a flying shit about what just happened because I'm not thinking about it, I begin to fix all the holes that weren't getting fixed anyway.

2 Hours later everything is finally being drove out to where it needs to go, I get surprised by my boss showing up to work in her baseball gear because she got a complaint about someone "sexting" at work. An hour later after getting reamed by my boss, I finally get to explain the whole situation which culminates in me very likely losing my ability to keep a phone in the office at all other than my work one as a "precaution". Add in the fact that the old dude (who likely quit, he hasn't responded to anyones calls yet) is my "shadow" on the schedule so I'm likely to be working until idiot junior can figure out how to actually get his shit together and work.


Today sucked.


That sucks, but honestly, I see more of an issue with your workplace being bad. Your coworkers don't seem to know how to do their jobs. That old guy is just a bad employee in general. He just hung up on a customer, attempted to shift responsibility for his actions because he couldn't handle it, and then just left the job. Also your boss sucks. I don't get how you having a phone there caused any of the issues mentioned above.


I suppose its my perspective. I know that most of what I do around the office gets unnoticed or is just pass off pieces of jobs people dont want, but the main reason I stay here is job security. I know what projects are coming in the state of Texas and for the most part the greater New York area. So long as I don't actually start to "whistleblow" govenment secrets I'm pretty sure I couldn't lose this job unless I wanted to. Which is actually a nice feeling right now. The down side comes in the fact that I really dislike genuinely everything else about this job, from where I live, to the people I work with. My end goal is to just finish this current Project, which runs till about October. After that I'm likely to look else where, but I still need things on my Resume at this point. This is the first job i've had outside of working Fast Food/Arcade that I've had and I had to bust all kinds of ass to get it. Plus with the amount of people I work with who don't know how to politics, it's pretty easy to pull my way to the top like I've been doing.


Well bb, if I read your posts correctly, you do a lot of IT and server architecture stuff (correct me if I'm wrong).

I could get you an interview at my company, especially if you're willing to move north. On the other hand, they also have 4 locations in TX.

It's pretty great imo. Just throwing it out there.

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thejuju
Profile Joined January 2015
United States413 Posts
June 11 2015 04:24 GMT
#460
On June 11 2015 12:14 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 11 2015 12:13 thejuju wrote:
mfw there's a $150,000,000 perk

...well?

What's your face? I've never seen you before. I can't just imagine it.


SORRY FOR FORGETTING MY FACE OK

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