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Czech Republic11293 Posts
On April 18 2017 03:25 Cixah wrote:
Scip.
I'm both appalled and incredibly entertained by your story.
Very soon after I arrived, Katka and one of our mutual friends Filip (who did have a willow whip with him) came and I stayed for a chat for about 2.5 hours. Didn't get any poontang though.
I finally managed to offend Katka when she asked me if I'd really do Kamila, and I said it'd be impractical since they came in so soon, but I could probably do it in 5 minutes. She got upset and said that's really rude, and that maybe I'd have enjoyed it, but Kamila wouldn't have anything from those 5 minutes. She then said she'd send me some pointers over facebook.
She now explained to me the basics of what foreplay is over facebook: about 15 minutes of kissing, cuddling, fingering and oral sex. She then agreed to go for some food and chat if I find us some orienteering run to go to together.
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Is this like the Czech version of the harem or something. >_>
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she's into teaching virgins, get in there bruh
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I wonder if there's a new dick smell to her like there is with cars.
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I still can't believe Scip is joking around with an actual woman about sex. What happened to the little boy who fed in the jungle 24/7.
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Well, Scip has been making sex jokes since he came out of the womb, and since he doesn't discriminate this is only a logical next step on his journey in life.
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On April 18 2017 06:29 Numy wrote:
I still can't believe Scip is joking around with an actual woman about sex. What happened to the little boy who fed in the jungle 24/7.
Not much
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impress a girl with my sick cooking skillz
she comes over
accidentially too much salt
join scip in the no-poontang lounge
salty in two different ways now
a poem by D. Andel
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For people with stupid election systems, what does this mean?
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United Kingdom30775 Posts
On April 19 2017 00:10 killerdog wrote:
WELP
There goes england
But who the fuck do I vote for now?
On April 19 2017 00:33 Gahlo wrote:
For people with stupid election systems, what does this mean?
Ours isn't any better...
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On April 19 2017 01:30 Holyflare wrote:But who the fuck do I vote for now?
Bernie
He can still win!
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On April 19 2017 01:30 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On April 19 2017 01:30 Holyflare wrote:On April 19 2017 00:10 killerdog wrote:
WELP
There goes england But who the fuck do I vote for now? Bernie He can still win!
Hillary, she's so electable!
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Watching ASL is so great.
I didn't realize how much BW nostalgia I really had until Remastered was announced. I want to play now but there's just no time. Watching tournaments will have to suffice for now.
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On April 19 2017 00:33 Gahlo wrote:
For people with stupid election systems, what does this mean?
Not really election system related. More just labour being a complete shitshow, and lib dems still in radiation cleanup mode from the chernobyl of 2015.
Tories, already way ahead in opinion polls, will have their entire campaign already prepared and will likely eat a large chunk of the ukip vote since they calle this after triggering article 50.
Labour has basically no chance of getting anything coherent together within 6 weeks, and Farron will be snapping at their heels stealing votes all over the place. Plus god knows what'll happen to the SNP, probably another referendum promised in scotland before july.
Most likely going to be may's supermajority going into 2022 unless something drastic happens. England is fucked >.>
If there's any silver lining, it's that corbyn will either have to get his shit together REAL fucking fast, or he's out. And maybe we can have a functioning opposition again.
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What happened to the lib dems in 2015?
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Seems a bit crazy to trigger elections after triggering article 50 after having non-elected president women trigger article 50 after the elected douche that did the referendum that didn't even get 2/3 majority left. Guess people love to buttfuck themselves with barbed wire.
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United Kingdom30775 Posts
Where they lost everything in the general election. Primarily because of all the lies and bull shit.
I honestly don't know who to vote for though. Do I want the NHS gutted and sold off and poor people to be decimated by budget cuts which can blatantly be taken from elsewhere?
Or do I want a leader who can't even get his party together and has done nothing noteworthy throughout his time.
Or do I want the party of get all the students to vote us for reducing fees and then triple them lulz.
Or do I want the one that has good ideas but also probably 0 leadership experience and no chance whatsoever of winning?
So many choices.
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United Kingdom30775 Posts
On April 19 2017 03:00 Numy wrote:
Seems a bit crazy to trigger elections after triggering article 50 after having non-elected president women trigger article 50 after the elected douche that did the referendum that didn't even get 2/3 majority left. Guess people love to buttfuck themselves with barbed wire.
Actually it's the perfect time.
Tories are ahead in opinion polls. If they win they're in for another 5 years afaik. Calling it now is smart. If they win they get to remain in power and gut the entirety of the UK's services for money and leave the next government nothing.
If they lose they don't have to deal with brexit.
Win win imo.
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EPT
