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BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
December 24 2013 17:09 GMT
#16721
That awesome moment when you counterspell the enemy's mind control for the win. Merry Christmas Eve to everyone.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 24 2013 17:17 GMT
#16722
You guys are doing a poor job keeping me entertained through this xmas eve work day
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35162 Posts
December 24 2013 17:18 GMT
#16723
On December 25 2013 02:09 BlackPaladin wrote:
That awesome moment when you counterspell the enemy's mind control for the win. Merry Christmas Eve to everyone.

Haha, HS RNGesus gives the mage a lump of coal.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
December 24 2013 17:18 GMT
#16724
I'I agree with Soniv. You guys suck.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 24 2013 17:20 GMT
#16725
It's ok 6ah. We'll make our own TLLOLOTGDT, with blackjack and hookers.

Fortunately, our office will likely close early, and I'm not working a double =P
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
December 24 2013 17:20 GMT
#16726
Obama has dictated coal is not enviornmentally friendly enough and has taxed samta for his distribution of coal. Santa had to shut down his workshop and christmas is canceled. What now, hater?
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
December 24 2013 17:21 GMT
#16727
On December 25 2013 02:20 jcarlsoniv wrote:
It's ok 6ah. We'll make our own TLLOLOTGDT, with blackjack and hookers.

Fortunately, our office will likely close early, and I'm not working a double =P


I'm done in about 40 minutes. I just have to work 0400-2000 tomorrow. 16 hours of quad time op
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 24 2013 17:22 GMT
#16728
you're working on xmas? dafuq man, aren't there jews that can man the tolls?
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 24 2013 17:22 GMT
#16729
http://www.noradsanta.org/

Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
December 24 2013 17:22 GMT
#16730
Yea, but if something breaks on Xmas someone needs to be here to make sure the right people get woken up at the crack of bullshit oclock so that they can go fix it.

24/7/365.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-24 17:24:20
December 24 2013 17:24 GMT
#16731
so what you're saying is that jews aren't the right people to fix the problem

wow 6ah, such harsh
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 24 2013 17:24 GMT
#16732
I don't have to work today :D

But then again I have no job.
It's your boy Guzma!
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 24 2013 17:25 GMT
#16733
Maybe I can entertain you with a little story
my lil sis is like 1.5yo or so and what shes been doing recently is that she sticks her fingers in her throat until she gags/vomits, because she is stupid. My mum said "oh no why do you keep doing this" I said "shes practicing for when shes 18"
end story
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-24 17:27:06
December 24 2013 17:25 GMT
#16734
Jews are good at getting all the money from the people driving on the tollways. I just tell the working man to go to work.

Its pretty easy actually.

On December 25 2013 02:25 Scip wrote:
Maybe I can entertain you with a little story
my lil sis is like 1.5yo or so and what shes been doing recently is that she sticks her fingers in her throat until she gags/vomits, because she is stupid. My mum said "oh no why do you keep doing this" I said "shes practicing for when shes 18"
end story


Wat. How did she not beat you like a good parent?
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 24 2013 17:27 GMT
#16735
On December 25 2013 02:25 Scip wrote:
Maybe I can entertain you with a little story
because she is stupid.
end story


best part of story

stupid 1.5 year olds
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 24 2013 17:41 GMT
#16736
I got this you guyz, count on me
Ahem

Once upon a time, I hate morning fuck this
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 24 2013 17:46 GMT
#16737
gandhi, you're not old enough to hate mornings

Soon enough, everything will ache and crack when you wake up and try to move. Spoiler alert: because of gymnastics, my body is like, 15 years older than it should be
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
remedium
Profile Joined July 2011
United States939 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-24 17:49:45
December 24 2013 17:48 GMT
#16738
Do you need an active Blizzard account to use a Hearthstone beta key, or can you make one on the fly and enter the code?

On December 25 2013 02:21 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 25 2013 02:20 jcarlsoniv wrote:
It's ok 6ah. We'll make our own TLLOLOTGDT, with blackjack and hookers.

Fortunately, our office will likely close early, and I'm not working a double =P


I'm done in about 40 minutes. I just have to work 0400-2000 tomorrow. 16 hours of quad time op


Dang that's nice.
Stay positive!
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-24 18:04:38
December 24 2013 18:02 GMT
#16739
On December 25 2013 02:20 BlackPaladin wrote:
Obama has dictated coal is not enviornmentally friendly enough and has taxed samta for his distribution of coal. Santa had to shut down his workshop and christmas is canceled. What now, hater?

Santa is a false and non-existent figurehead developed by bourgeoise capitalists and propagated by corrupt media magnates and multinational corporations to suppress and exploit the proletariat through the inducement and elevation of rampant consumerism, with a thin veneer of religiosity. The basic tenants of this capitalist myth should serve as ample evidence: this "Santa Claus" exploits and overworks an underclass of indentured elvish workers in toy factories reminiscent of the so-called "Gilded Age" juxtaposed with undertones of a 1850s Southern plantation system of chattel slavery. As a result, this "Santa" is anathema to a world revolution of the proletariat and the construction of a just and equitable society of all mankind, and the great enemy of anyone aspiring to create a communist utopia.

In other words, Santa is [le]terally Hitler.

checkmarx
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35162 Posts
December 24 2013 18:03 GMT
#16740
On December 25 2013 02:46 jcarlsoniv wrote:
gandhi, you're not old enough to hate mornings

Soon enough, everything will ache and crack when you wake up and try to move. Spoiler alert: because of gymnastics, my body is like, 15 years older than it should be

Spoiler alert: because of esports, my body is 20 pounds heavier than it should be.
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