EPTOn November 18 2013 23:33 jcarlsoniv wrote:
If I did that, then how will he know how much I love him?!
If I did that, then how will he know how much I love him?!
I knew you'd never be the same after visiting the TL dating thread.
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AsmodeusXI
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I knew you'd never be the same after visiting the TL dating thread. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
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Cixah
United States11285 Posts
The only time I don't play fast is when I'm playing dredge. The only reason that's the case is because your hand is like 40 cards at any given point so it takes awhile to go through all the motions correctly. | ||
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BlackPaladin
United States9316 Posts
On November 18 2013 23:35 Alaric wrote: I wonder what you do to your cat to show him how irrationally in love you are with him. It's okay, cats are inherently evil murder machines. | ||
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Sponkz
Denmark4564 Posts
On November 18 2013 19:39 JonGalt wrote: EU shitposting seriously lacking. if you could be any animal, what would you be? I'd be a Canadian Lynx. for whatever reason, ever since I did a project on them in elementary school they've been my favorite animal. edit: das wassup Anglerfish are like the coolest thing ever. That and Koala's are prolly my fav animals | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21245 Posts
On November 18 2013 23:48 Sponkz wrote: Anglerfish are like the coolest thing ever. That and Koala's are prolly my fav animals did you know that all the anglerfish you picture/see are actually female? the male ones are these tiny (think mm - cm size) parasites that live only to reproduce - they have highly developed olfactory capabilities and just swim around to find a female, at which point they proceed to fuse with her skin and blood vessels to provide sperm directly, and loses all organ functions except the testes that's your life if you become an anglerfish. | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On November 18 2013 23:46 BlackPaladin wrote: It's okay, cats are inherently evil murder machines. You shut your dirty whore mouth And Asmo, you've heard me on skype/stream when my cat is doing shit just to annoy me. | ||
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AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
On November 18 2013 23:59 Requizen wrote: Finished Name of the Doctor, time to start from Hartnell. Damn son just in time. On November 19 2013 00:02 jcarlsoniv wrote: You shut your dirty whore mouth And Asmo, you've heard me on skype/stream when my cat is doing shit just to annoy me. "Cat this is literally the worst time for you to be fucking with my mouse. I have bees lob at gods." | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On November 19 2013 00:03 AsmodeusXI wrote: Damn son just in time. "Cat this is literally the worst time for you to be fucking with my mouse. I have bees lob at gods." Dude, he's such an asshole. I kinda feel like streaming Smite tonight if the gf doesn't come over | ||
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BlackPaladin
United States9316 Posts
On November 19 2013 00:02 jcarlsoniv wrote: You shut your dirty whore mouth And Asmo, you've heard me on skype/stream when my cat is doing shit just to annoy me. http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/November-13-2012-14-56-44-catslovemurder.jpeg YOUR CAT IS A MURDERER! | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
But I have no doubt he would murder countless furry little animals based on how he plays with his mouse toys. | ||
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Osmoses
Sweden5302 Posts
It's pretty horrific. | ||
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BlackPaladin
United States9316 Posts
On November 19 2013 00:36 jcarlsoniv wrote: My cat stays indoors. But I have no doubt he would murder countless furry little animals based on how he plays with his mouse toys. That's what you think. But as you sleep.... MURDER. | ||
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caelym
United States6429 Posts
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red_
United States8474 Posts
On November 19 2013 00:37 Osmoses wrote: I've had many cats. I've seen them at play, letting the injured mouse go only to catch it again, then letting it go, catching it, tossing it around a bit etc until it finally stops moving. Then they try to make it move again so they can fuck with it some more. It's pretty horrific. I once watched my sister's cat tear the wings off a bee and continue to play with it. I'm not sure if they're smart enough to know 'these wings make it fly, tear them off' or if it was some happy(for the cat) coincidence, but it was like watching a sociopathic little boy. It obviously never ate the bee, just eventually let it lie lifeless on the rug for someone to clean up. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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mr_tolkien
France8631 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
On November 19 2013 00:17 jcarlsoniv wrote: Dude, he's such an asshole. I kinda feel like streaming Smite tonight if the gf doesn't come over You asked for it yo. Wait, no. You even went out of your way for it earlier than you were supposed to have resolved to. Such a weak-willed fool, no wonder he lets people in during hermit periods. | ||
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