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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 12 2013 12:19 GMT
#1201
On September 12 2013 18:02 Badboyrune wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2013 15:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm gonna be a dentist.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


All dentists are horrible sadists who's only reason for choosing that line of work was so they could torture people with sharp objects and get paid for it.


"You know, you wouldn't be bleeding like this if you flossed more."
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
September 12 2013 12:37 GMT
#1202
On September 12 2013 21:19 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2013 18:02 Badboyrune wrote:
On September 12 2013 15:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm gonna be a dentist.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


All dentists are horrible sadists who's only reason for choosing that line of work was so they could torture people with sharp objects and get paid for it.


"You know, you wouldn't be bleeding like this if you flossed more."

I routinely start flossing about 3 weeks before going to the dentist and than usually break the habit a couple weeks later haha.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 12 2013 12:44 GMT
#1203
On September 12 2013 21:37 onlywonderboy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2013 21:19 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On September 12 2013 18:02 Badboyrune wrote:
On September 12 2013 15:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm gonna be a dentist.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


All dentists are horrible sadists who's only reason for choosing that line of work was so they could torture people with sharp objects and get paid for it.


"You know, you wouldn't be bleeding like this if you flossed more."

I routinely start flossing about 3 weeks before going to the dentist and than usually break the habit a couple weeks later haha.


I rarely floss.

"No, I wouldn't be bleeding if you weren't digging for treasure with a metal hook in my gums."

Fuck that bitch.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
September 12 2013 12:47 GMT
#1204
I used to have terrible flossing habits, like once a month maybe and usually because there was something stuck between my teeth driving me crazy. I've also never had a cavity. My last appt in June the dentist showed me the beginning of what could possibly become a cavity and the only chance it doesn't continue was if I flossed more. Haven't missed a day yet :X
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Badboyrune
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Sweden2247 Posts
September 12 2013 12:55 GMT
#1205
On September 12 2013 21:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2013 21:37 onlywonderboy wrote:
On September 12 2013 21:19 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On September 12 2013 18:02 Badboyrune wrote:
On September 12 2013 15:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm gonna be a dentist.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


All dentists are horrible sadists who's only reason for choosing that line of work was so they could torture people with sharp objects and get paid for it.


"You know, you wouldn't be bleeding like this if you flossed more."

I routinely start flossing about 3 weeks before going to the dentist and than usually break the habit a couple weeks later haha.


I rarely floss.

"No, I wouldn't be bleeding if you weren't digging for treasure with a metal hook in my gums."

Fuck that bitch.


for srs

"Does that hurt?"

yes you are fucking poking my mouth with needles what do you think
"If yellow does start SC2, I should start handsomenerd diaper busniess and become a rich man" - John the Translator
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
September 12 2013 13:52 GMT
#1206
PSA: I started flossing all the time when my dentist suggested I'd get gingivitus if I didn't. SO YEAH.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
September 12 2013 14:43 GMT
#1207
On September 12 2013 21:11 Slayer91 wrote:
Alaric talks too much when he gets worked up? Well I never

Na, I talk too much or I don't talk at all.

Or maybe it means I'm worked up or I'm apathetic. Need to find out what the switch's label is.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
September 12 2013 14:55 GMT
#1208
Haven't been to a dentist in over 6 years. And I am a med-student. lol
Hit them hard! Hit them low! - Forever a Bisu Fan!~!
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
September 12 2013 15:22 GMT
#1209
I don't floss, I tell my dentist that I do though.

DID YOU FLOSS ANDREW

YEAH I DID

GOOD JOB YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL TEETH

I guess I just have decent genes.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
September 12 2013 15:24 GMT
#1210
I used to do the same thing but I don't know... I've been surprised how much crap I find every day between my teeth...
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 12 2013 15:34 GMT
#1211
On September 13 2013 00:22 ticklishmusic wrote:
I don't floss, I tell my dentist that I do though.

DID YOU FLOSS ANDREW

YEAH I DID

GOOD JOB YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL TEETH

I guess I just have decent genes.


When my gf and I started dating, her mom (a dental hygenist) saw a pic of me and said "oh he has nice teeth", which was a...weird(?) first thing for her to comment on
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
September 12 2013 15:41 GMT
#1212
On September 13 2013 00:34 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2013 00:22 ticklishmusic wrote:
I don't floss, I tell my dentist that I do though.

DID YOU FLOSS ANDREW

YEAH I DID

GOOD JOB YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL TEETH

I guess I just have decent genes.


When my gf and I started dating, her mom (a dental hygenist) saw a pic of me and said "oh he has nice teeth", which was a...weird(?) first thing for her to comment on

I think it would be weirder if she wasn't a dental hygenist haha.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
September 12 2013 15:48 GMT
#1213
On September 12 2013 21:19 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2013 18:02 Badboyrune wrote:
On September 12 2013 15:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I'm gonna be a dentist.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


All dentists are horrible sadists who's only reason for choosing that line of work was so they could torture people with sharp objects and get paid for it.


"You know, you wouldn't be bleeding like this if you flossed more."


My dentist back home and his wife were great. Then after I went off to college, the wife retired and the husband was planning on it. So they get this random hygienist and every time she cleans my teeth, it felt like they were getting raped. That's the only way of describing the pain. The final time I went, she even took out a big chunk of my gums between my front two teeth that is noticeably visible to this day.

I'm just pissed off at myself I never said anything.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 12 2013 15:49 GMT
#1214
On September 13 2013 00:41 onlywonderboy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2013 00:34 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On September 13 2013 00:22 ticklishmusic wrote:
I don't floss, I tell my dentist that I do though.

DID YOU FLOSS ANDREW

YEAH I DID

GOOD JOB YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL TEETH

I guess I just have decent genes.


When my gf and I started dating, her mom (a dental hygenist) saw a pic of me and said "oh he has nice teeth", which was a...weird(?) first thing for her to comment on

I think it would be weirder if she wasn't a dental hygenist haha.


Yes. But my gf told me and I was just like "uh...thanks?"

It's not often you're complimented on your teeth.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Duvon
Profile Joined October 2011
Sweden2360 Posts
September 12 2013 16:27 GMT
#1215
Making your own mayo is actually really easy, it emulsifies in like no time, all you have to do is spice. Beware though, it wont keep for long, and 1 yolk makes like 2 cups of mayo...

Flossing sucks. Take so much time! Luckily, I found a new toothbrush model a few weeks back, which gets a lot of stuff my previous ones didn't, and feels great too.

The pharmacy/medicine system is indeed quite ... strange. But then again, so are many things, especially when humans are involved.
Nothing is impossible, only some things for some people.
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
September 12 2013 16:48 GMT
#1216
On September 13 2013 00:49 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2013 00:41 onlywonderboy wrote:
On September 13 2013 00:34 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On September 13 2013 00:22 ticklishmusic wrote:
I don't floss, I tell my dentist that I do though.

DID YOU FLOSS ANDREW

YEAH I DID

GOOD JOB YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL TEETH

I guess I just have decent genes.


When my gf and I started dating, her mom (a dental hygenist) saw a pic of me and said "oh he has nice teeth", which was a...weird(?) first thing for her to comment on

I think it would be weirder if she wasn't a dental hygenist haha.


Yes. But my gf told me and I was just like "uh...thanks?"

It's not often you're complimented on your teeth.


At least she wasn't like an artisan button maker and commented how nice the buttons on your coat were
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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
September 12 2013 16:52 GMT
#1217
My dentist knows I have pretty bad teeth (never had a cavity, but believe me they're not very pretty), and knows I know she knows, and therefore keeps making small, disappointed grunts that say everything whenever she starts cleaning my teeth. It's a lot like when I go through Req's match history. Nothing but disappointment.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-12 16:57:11
September 12 2013 16:56 GMT
#1218
On September 12 2013 12:00 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2013 11:57 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On September 12 2013 11:53 wei2coolman wrote:
On September 12 2013 11:50 Scip wrote:
Alright guys, how does Mafia work or anything like that
I see it's on the frontpage of twitch and it's bunch of people discussing whom they should kill depending on who said what in the previous discussions about whom to kill. Wtf? O.o I would have thought that such a game would involve a lot more math and probability discussions but no one has mentioned anything like that even once.

No math involved. It's all guessing.


disagree its rly easy to play mafia with math involved, and in some cases its optimal to do so.

i mean it's more logic than math but you can certainly involve math.

Yup. If you have to calculate your chances of 'hitting' a scum member in a pool of X players or what the possible outcomes of a game are X cycles from a point in time.

Check out the subforum imo.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31

Lynch Cheep = 100% win. There's my math.

Also, flossing is pretty awesome. I have this insane fascination with flossing whenever I can because it feels good.
God Bless
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
September 12 2013 18:01 GMT
#1219
On September 13 2013 01:52 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
My dentist knows I have pretty bad teeth (never had a cavity, but believe me they're not very pretty), and knows I know she knows, and therefore keeps making small, disappointed grunts that say everything whenever she starts cleaning my teeth. It's a lot like when I go through Req's match history. Nothing but disappointment.

This is the single saddest and realest thing I have ever read
Bronze player stuck in platinum
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
September 12 2013 18:45 GMT
#1220
My only complaint about my dentist is that I went in to replace a filling and they replaced my metal one with a fancy one that cost extra money and wasn't covered by insurance without discussing it with me beforehand. I didn't even realize that alternatives to metal fillings existed!
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
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