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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
November 06 2013 15:40 GMT
#10261
I started reading Codex Alera (sry req maybe dresden files next) it's pretty cool and with all this reading time on the bus i'm flying through it.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
November 06 2013 15:52 GMT
#10262
I love how convenient the kindle is, but god damn does it suck compared to a real book.

I can't wait until your kindle turns into the real book when you wanna read it. the future man.

aaaaand looks like a storm is brewing. gonna lose service in about 10 minutes haha
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Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21248 Posts
November 06 2013 15:55 GMT
#10263
On November 07 2013 00:52 JonGalt wrote:
I love how convenient the kindle is, but god damn does it suck compared to a real book.

I can't wait until your kindle turns into the real book when you wanna read it. the future man.

aaaaand looks like a storm is brewing. gonna lose service in about 10 minutes haha


that would be amazing

amazon has the thing where if u buy a book on amazon u get a free ebook...if that gets more widespread maybe ill finally get a kindle...

but then what will i do about browsing random bookshops for cheap books orz
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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 06 2013 15:59 GMT
#10264
#BooksforGalt
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 06 2013 16:02 GMT
#10265
I read Don Quixote in high school. Liked the story well enough. But I can no longer take it seriously after renaming my smurf.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
November 06 2013 16:04 GMT
#10266
If you want to read an oldish book, just read Sherlock Holmes. It's hilarious, people ejaculate out of the windows all the time there n stuff
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-06 16:05:31
November 06 2013 16:04 GMT
#10267
Books from around The Count of Monte-Cristo's period would be, uh... I guess you could qualify it as formal languge, while a bunch of books now are written in a more informal manner (French has a different word for each language level, formal/informal sounds awkward when opposed like this D:), or even colloquial.
Add to this that a lot of "classics" were actually serials published weekly or monthly, and that their authors were paid on word count, and it explains why some of these stories have episodes sometimes totally unrelated to the plot line, and absurdly convoluted and pompous wording (like when I use 10 lines to say something that'd take 3, except they did it on purpose). Some people find it tedious to read because of that.

As for the parody, you don't really have to worry, in the end romance novels and such old stuff use devices that's still found in current candy eye books, TV series, etc. Tropes and cliche abound, and if they're cliche, that's because at some point they started being spammed in works.

I should read Agatha Christie. But if I wanna read mystery stuff, I should finish Umineko first.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-11-06 16:08:34
November 06 2013 16:06 GMT
#10268
So I applied the base coats to my first Destroyer last night. I don't know how I like it... the Bronze is almost Gold, not precisely what I wanted. Once I put on the Oil wash it might look a bit grimier.

My main issue with it is that the base part feels too big of a flat surface to have that shiny of a color on. Maybe I need to put a design on there or use a decal or something, or do you think it looks fine?

I still have a lot of painting to do on it, obviously. The "mask" part on the left of his face is going to be a white, the shoulder pads blue, details in teal and green. I might go over parts of the gun arm in a gunmetal, but I wanted to see what it would look like with a bronze weapon. The 6 side "engine" parts might be painted a different color as well, unsure yet.

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Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 06 2013 16:08 GMT
#10269
On November 07 2013 01:04 Scip wrote:
If you want to read an oldish book, just read Sherlock Holmes. It's hilarious, people ejaculate out of the windows all the time there n stuff

Hahaha, holy sheeeit, I had to google that and it was so worth it!
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
November 06 2013 16:08 GMT
#10270
If you guys want high-quality romance, look no further than Rosie M. Banks.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 06 2013 16:10 GMT
#10271
@Req - the back/base might look good with a little design, but I wouldn't overdo it. I would also wait until you paint the rest of it before deciding if you really want to put any extra stuff on it.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
November 06 2013 16:17 GMT
#10272
On November 07 2013 00:29 ComaDose wrote:
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On November 07 2013 00:22 red_ wrote:
On November 06 2013 23:13 ComaDose wrote:
The reason for the super heros being strong men and sexy women is obviously because they were designed by men for men.


Not that this isn't true, but women tend to draw sexy women as well. Maybe it's conditioning of the last few hundred years, but here have been studies done about how both sexes find the 'ideal female form' to be aesthetically(and sexually) pleasing, regardless of sexuality.

Now if you want to talk about the personalities and the attire worn by most 'super women,' that is definitely a male construct, and something that's been talked about a ton in gaming.

Wouldn't you describe the 'ideal male form' to be aesthetically (and sexually) pleasing as well? big bad muscle man with flowing golden locks style?


I mean, there's certainly an aesthetic, but like I said, studies have actually shown that straight women are aroused by the visual of other attractive women, which is just not true for men.

Thinking of it slightly abstractly, male peacocks are extremely colorful and 'beautiful' while female peacocks never had to evolve as such because they do the mate selection. Female humans for the vast majority of human evolution were the ones that had to do the peacocking, even if that has changed in modern times(although it really hasn't, the illusion that it has is why so many men fail to get the women they want).
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
November 06 2013 16:20 GMT
#10273
For the entirety of human history both men and women had to do a lot of peacocking. As any other animal whose social structure is more sophisticated than just "get laid or don't get laid"
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 06 2013 16:20 GMT
#10274
Though for some reason every male that does porn has a huge schlong.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 06 2013 16:23 GMT
#10275
Everything is exaggerated in porn
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
November 06 2013 16:25 GMT
#10276
Looks good to me req. Hope the oil wash gets it closer to where you want it.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
November 06 2013 16:31 GMT
#10277
On November 07 2013 01:23 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Everything is exaggerated in porn


maybe for your sex life. pretty much spot on for me. except my dick is usually bigger.

storm went away so I can use internet weeee

@cheep the kindle is really handy if you travel a lot or don't have room for all your books. it also is nice for when I'm cooking or bathing and can use the text to speech function. oh and the dictionary function is super noice. who knew hack also meant a small horse! but my mom has a kindle and we still go to bookstores because it's our preferred method of reading. but with so many free books and the convenience of a kindle, I really see no reason not to buy one - unless you really never travel and have a lot of shelf space.

and I've already laughed out loud twice in the first chapter, definitely gonna be a good book.

@scip definitely adding Sherlock Holmes to my list. especially after watching the first two seasons of the BBC modernization haha
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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
November 06 2013 16:33 GMT
#10278
On November 07 2013 01:31 JonGalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2013 01:23 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Everything is exaggerated in porn


maybe for your sex life. pretty much spot on for me. except my dick is usually bigger.



You're in Africa - unfair advantage
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
November 06 2013 16:37 GMT
#10279
On November 07 2013 01:20 Scip wrote:
For the entirety of human history both men and women had to do a lot of peacocking. As any other animal whose social structure is more sophisticated than just "get laid or don't get laid"


But male peacocking is less about physical appearance, and more about other things(social power being the most prevalent throughout history), which is why it's harder to pin down 'the male ideal.'

Also, societal structure being more sophisticated in humans than other animals(although it most likely wasn't in early human times, even if we were more intelligent we still had simple 'simian' societies as far as we know) doesn't stop Darwinian trait selection from happening, it simply alters the meaning of 'fittest.'
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
November 06 2013 16:38 GMT
#10280
it's true. it actually doubled in size after only 1 year.

now I'm a whopping 4 inches! LADIES BETTER WATCH OUT, IMA TEAR IT UP
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