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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
October 17 2013 15:05 GMT
#6161
On October 18 2013 00:03 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 00:01 Dandel Ion wrote:
but what about your heart req

you might be cruising full speed towards a midlife crisis

"heart"
"req"
uwotm8

I read and play too much adventure stuff. I wish "wandering adventurer" was still an acceptable career path without being the same as "hobo".

Wandering adventurers were always hobos.

Because unlike in RPGs, people don't actually put millions of gold coins into chests and leave them in castle ruins.
They take the dosh with them because it turns out people actually like money.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-17 15:08:47
October 17 2013 15:06 GMT
#6162
Have you ever kissed a white man? no? would you like to?

I'm 1 for 1 and my buddy is 3 for 3 with it. I'm recently single though so he has a head start.

I have a date on Saturday with a basotho woman who is an accountant. RAWR

edit: I'm on FIYA with this second post swag. first is the worst, second is the best.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
October 17 2013 15:07 GMT
#6163
Would you like me to check your balances?
A backwards poet writes inverse.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
October 17 2013 15:09 GMT
#6164
On October 17 2013 23:49 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:39 Requizen wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:24 JonGalt wrote:
I don't know how old you are but I get the feeling you aren't much older than me. you've had a steady job so you got a decent amount saved up I bet (more than I did prob), no children, wife, - now is the time man.

you don't have to be a bush dwelling hardcore preachy sonofabitch like me, but get out there man. seriously. not happy with your career? go teach English in south Korea. you'll still have all modern day conveniences but you'll be on your own and learn so much.

at least give it a Google.

I dunno man, I can't just hat up and move to the other side of the world. I'm indecisive because I think of fucking everything.

Like, what if I really like it there and meet a woman and fall in love and get married, but my family and friends all live in the US, then I have to choose between my new and old life, and then someone gets hurt, because I'm really close with my family (I mean seriously my sister moved to AZ and still flies home every 2-3 months).

On the other hand what if 2 months into the damn thing I realize I hate teaching and don't make any friends so I just sit in my apartment playing games and then I'm like "fuck I could do this back home", but now I'm suck there and it's just a dead space in my Software resume.

I'm occasionally just dumb about everything.


You, my friend, should start adopting the "don't think, just do" mentality.

Just take shit on as it comes. Why worry about things that may or may not happen? Just go with the flow!

Be the water around the rock.

I'm trying to optimize and min/max my end-life build. Can't be multiclassing into something useless if you want a proper level 20 Wizard.

You become a god among men with your end-life build in DnD. You die in real life.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-17 15:12:49
October 17 2013 15:11 GMT
#6165
On October 18 2013 00:07 Dandel Ion wrote:
Would you like me to check your balances?


oh that's good. might be lost in translation though.

On October 18 2013 00:09 caelym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2013 23:49 Requizen wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:39 Requizen wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:24 JonGalt wrote:
I don't know how old you are but I get the feeling you aren't much older than me. you've had a steady job so you got a decent amount saved up I bet (more than I did prob), no children, wife, - now is the time man.

you don't have to be a bush dwelling hardcore preachy sonofabitch like me, but get out there man. seriously. not happy with your career? go teach English in south Korea. you'll still have all modern day conveniences but you'll be on your own and learn so much.

at least give it a Google.

I dunno man, I can't just hat up and move to the other side of the world. I'm indecisive because I think of fucking everything.

Like, what if I really like it there and meet a woman and fall in love and get married, but my family and friends all live in the US, then I have to choose between my new and old life, and then someone gets hurt, because I'm really close with my family (I mean seriously my sister moved to AZ and still flies home every 2-3 months).

On the other hand what if 2 months into the damn thing I realize I hate teaching and don't make any friends so I just sit in my apartment playing games and then I'm like "fuck I could do this back home", but now I'm suck there and it's just a dead space in my Software resume.

I'm occasionally just dumb about everything.


You, my friend, should start adopting the "don't think, just do" mentality.

Just take shit on as it comes. Why worry about things that may or may not happen? Just go with the flow!

Be the water around the rock.

I'm trying to optimize and min/max my end-life build. Can't be multiclassing into something useless if you want a proper level 20 Wizard.

You become a god among men with your end-life build in DnD. You die in real life.


QFT
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 17 2013 15:12 GMT
#6166
On October 18 2013 00:09 caelym wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2013 23:49 Requizen wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:39 Requizen wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:24 JonGalt wrote:
I don't know how old you are but I get the feeling you aren't much older than me. you've had a steady job so you got a decent amount saved up I bet (more than I did prob), no children, wife, - now is the time man.

you don't have to be a bush dwelling hardcore preachy sonofabitch like me, but get out there man. seriously. not happy with your career? go teach English in south Korea. you'll still have all modern day conveniences but you'll be on your own and learn so much.

at least give it a Google.

I dunno man, I can't just hat up and move to the other side of the world. I'm indecisive because I think of fucking everything.

Like, what if I really like it there and meet a woman and fall in love and get married, but my family and friends all live in the US, then I have to choose between my new and old life, and then someone gets hurt, because I'm really close with my family (I mean seriously my sister moved to AZ and still flies home every 2-3 months).

On the other hand what if 2 months into the damn thing I realize I hate teaching and don't make any friends so I just sit in my apartment playing games and then I'm like "fuck I could do this back home", but now I'm suck there and it's just a dead space in my Software resume.

I'm occasionally just dumb about everything.


You, my friend, should start adopting the "don't think, just do" mentality.

Just take shit on as it comes. Why worry about things that may or may not happen? Just go with the flow!

Be the water around the rock.

I'm trying to optimize and min/max my end-life build. Can't be multiclassing into something useless if you want a proper level 20 Wizard.

You become a god among men with your end-life build in DnD. You die in real life.

But see that's not entirely true! If I have a good enough resume and pedigree, I can get to the front of the line when they start asking for volunteers for like infinite life drugs and uploading my consciousness into a robot or something. Then I'll just take over the world when I get bored.

I might sign up for this. I think that'd be worth the commitment.
It's your boy Guzma!
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
October 17 2013 15:13 GMT
#6167
On October 17 2013 23:39 Requizen wrote:
I dunno man, I can't just hat up and move to the other side of the world. I'm indecisive because I think of fucking everything.

Hehehe. + Show Spoiler +
Yes, I'm 12.

On October 17 2013 23:48 JonGalt wrote:
also, I had top page on 306, and second on 307 and 308. considering I'm on my phone and my post travels farther and slower than you guys - step up your game.

No, it means your forum last hitting is AWFUL.
On October 17 2013 23:58 Requizen wrote:
Dude, Wizards are always imbalanced. I don't even allow my players to go Wizard anymore because it's unfun past like level 11 lol.

But seriously. Doing things is hard. Sitting around, accepting life, and playing games is easy. I have a decent career and as long as I don't fuck it up I'll meet all the things that society tells me is good, like early retirement and a full resume.

Yaaay

Cleric or Druid. There is nothing else.
On October 18 2013 00:00 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Speaking of "water around the rock", I've been wanting this as a small tattoo somewhere:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

[image loading]
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 17 2013 15:13 GMT
#6168
It costs like 60$ to sign up Req.

For something you will never get into. It is a giant scam.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 17 2013 15:14 GMT
#6169
Pah, Clerics and Druids are wanna be Wizards. With enough time I could put all your spells in my spellbook anyway hue hue hue.
It's your boy Guzma!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 17 2013 15:15 GMT
#6170
On October 18 2013 00:13 Ketara wrote:
It costs like 60$ to sign up Req.

For something you will never get into. It is a giant scam.

What's $60 for the chance to go to Mars? I've probably spent upwards on $40 on lotto tickets in the last few years.
It's your boy Guzma!
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 17 2013 15:16 GMT
#6171
On October 18 2013 00:15 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 00:13 Ketara wrote:
It costs like 60$ to sign up Req.

For something you will never get into. It is a giant scam.

What's $60 for the chance to go to Mars? I've probably spent upwards on $40 on lotto tickets in the last few years.


Just because you waste your money on one thing that's stupid doesn't mean wasting it on the other thing isn't stupid.

If you want to go outside, I can suggest much more realistically adventurous ways to spend 60$.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 17 2013 15:16 GMT
#6172
On October 18 2013 00:16 Ketara wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 00:15 Requizen wrote:
On October 18 2013 00:13 Ketara wrote:
It costs like 60$ to sign up Req.

For something you will never get into. It is a giant scam.

What's $60 for the chance to go to Mars? I've probably spent upwards on $40 on lotto tickets in the last few years.


Just because you waste your money on one thing that's stupid doesn't mean wasting it on the other thing isn't stupid.

If you want to go outside, I can suggest much more realistically adventurous ways to spend 60$.

Hookers are illegal Ket.
It's your boy Guzma!
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
October 17 2013 15:17 GMT
#6173
On October 18 2013 00:16 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 00:16 Ketara wrote:
On October 18 2013 00:15 Requizen wrote:
On October 18 2013 00:13 Ketara wrote:
It costs like 60$ to sign up Req.

For something you will never get into. It is a giant scam.

What's $60 for the chance to go to Mars? I've probably spent upwards on $40 on lotto tickets in the last few years.


Just because you waste your money on one thing that's stupid doesn't mean wasting it on the other thing isn't stupid.

If you want to go outside, I can suggest much more realistically adventurous ways to spend 60$.

Hookers are illegal Ket.

Not in Nevada (except Vegas)
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
October 17 2013 15:18 GMT
#6174
Req, this song is dedicated to you

Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
October 17 2013 15:18 GMT
#6175
@req

my ex is an aerospace engineer grad student at MIT and worked with NASA this summer and told me that is really really unlikely and 99% not happening.

take that for what's it's worth.

even though I know you're not serious, but I refuse to move to a new planet until there is a well known fast food restaurant there.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
October 17 2013 15:19 GMT
#6176
On October 17 2013 23:49 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2013 23:47 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:39 Requizen wrote:
On October 17 2013 23:24 JonGalt wrote:
I don't know how old you are but I get the feeling you aren't much older than me. you've had a steady job so you got a decent amount saved up I bet (more than I did prob), no children, wife, - now is the time man.

you don't have to be a bush dwelling hardcore preachy sonofabitch like me, but get out there man. seriously. not happy with your career? go teach English in south Korea. you'll still have all modern day conveniences but you'll be on your own and learn so much.

at least give it a Google.

I dunno man, I can't just hat up and move to the other side of the world. I'm indecisive because I think of fucking everything.

Like, what if I really like it there and meet a woman and fall in love and get married, but my family and friends all live in the US, then I have to choose between my new and old life, and then someone gets hurt, because I'm really close with my family (I mean seriously my sister moved to AZ and still flies home every 2-3 months).

On the other hand what if 2 months into the damn thing I realize I hate teaching and don't make any friends so I just sit in my apartment playing games and then I'm like "fuck I could do this back home", but now I'm suck there and it's just a dead space in my Software resume.

I'm occasionally just dumb about everything.


You, my friend, should start adopting the "don't think, just do" mentality.

Just take shit on as it comes. Why worry about things that may or may not happen? Just go with the flow!

Be the water around the rock.

I'm trying to optimize and min/max my end-life build. Can't be multiclassing into something useless if you want a proper level 20 Wizard.

Prestige classes.
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JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
October 17 2013 15:20 GMT
#6177
@gahlo

Blame it on the lag. 2G Lesotho cell reception too stronk.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
October 17 2013 15:20 GMT
#6178
On October 18 2013 00:18 JonGalt wrote:
@req

my ex is an aerospace engineer grad student at MIT and worked with NASA this summer and told me that is really really unlikely and 99% not happening.

take that for what's it's worth.

even though I know you're not serious, but I refuse to move to a new planet until there is a well known fast food restaurant there.

Are you kidding? Every place there will be out of this world, man!
Fusilero
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom50293 Posts
October 17 2013 15:21 GMT
#6179
On October 18 2013 00:20 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 00:18 JonGalt wrote:
@req

my ex is an aerospace engineer grad student at MIT and worked with NASA this summer and told me that is really really unlikely and 99% not happening.

take that for what's it's worth.

even though I know you're not serious, but I refuse to move to a new planet until there is a well known fast food restaurant there.

Are you kidding? Every place there will be out of this world, man!

I actually want a letter of apology for that pun.
Glorious SEA doto
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-17 15:22:47
October 17 2013 15:22 GMT
#6180
Hell, for 60$ I could practically get Req to Los Angeles so he could personally give Riot his resume.

Might need more funds to get him back home though.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
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