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Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
July 24 2014 16:22 GMT
#51721
That was a very awkward night at the bar. Find a highschool Ex and she is just trashed. Completely drunk as all hell. I'm there with my current Girlfriend and she starts feeling Jealous because she thinks I'm paying too much attention to my ex. We end up getting home and yelling about it for 20 minutes, but ultimately she realizes (I think) that it was all in her head and goes to bed. She then wakes me up at 7 this morning for... fun. And leaves for work.

She hasn't answered my text since like 830, so IDK if I'm in trouble or she's just busy. I guess we'll find out when she gets home. First World Problems I know, but women are weird.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
July 24 2014 16:24 GMT
#51722
The part where Cixah tells me I'm not missing out on anything by not socializing is my favourite
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-24 16:24:59
July 24 2014 16:24 GMT
#51723
Day three of the Calzone looking to be just as delicious as day 1. fries couldn't make it to day 3.

also Cixah just got himself marked.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
July 24 2014 16:25 GMT
#51724
On July 25 2014 01:24 Scip wrote:
The part where Cixah tells me I'm not missing out on anything by not socializing is my favourite

I'm socialising tonight to play mafia. I expect it to be all fun and stuff (and if I didn't I'd try to make up for the huge chokers I got yesterday on LoL and I'd just end up angry again; anger management classes is cool too, but not as fun).
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
July 24 2014 16:34 GMT
#51725
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 24 2014 16:36 GMT
#51726
Speaking of Dota2, on Tuesday at game night there was a dude there playing MtG and was wearing a Sven helmet. Like, full size with the horns and everything, apparently he was working on his costume and was showing it to his group. It was pretty legit.
It's your boy Guzma!
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
July 24 2014 16:37 GMT
#51727
On July 25 2014 01:34 PrinceXizor wrote:
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.


I recommend getting laid.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23466 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-24 16:38:27
July 24 2014 16:38 GMT
#51728
just dont try to explain any of your theories and you're good to go 100%
aka Teutonica
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
July 24 2014 16:39 GMT
#51729
On July 25 2014 01:34 PrinceXizor wrote:
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.

pretty sure shelke would have made it happen already with his chips power
Bronze player stuck in platinum
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
July 24 2014 16:43 GMT
#51730
On July 25 2014 01:37 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2014 01:34 PrinceXizor wrote:
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.


I recommend getting laid.

Don't even known which apartment in that building she lives in.

I get that reaction apparently only at work and now when i'm taking out the trash. i feel like guys in orlando just crazy lazy and the sight of a man doing anything productive around the house is irresistible.
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-24 16:47:08
July 24 2014 16:44 GMT
#51731
On July 25 2014 01:39 Nos- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2014 01:34 PrinceXizor wrote:
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.

pretty sure shelke would have made it happen already with his chips power



Chips isn't feeling very chippy this week. Shits just not going well


Oh and I don't know if this hasn't come across clearly already but I'm terrible with women. They are worse than PX's shitty theories
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-24 16:53:19
July 24 2014 16:51 GMT
#51732
This afternoon i think i'm going to advance the Xcom Campaign a bit. I think it might be OWB's squad that goes on the next mission. or would Req rather go?
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-24 17:09:08
July 24 2014 17:04 GMT
#51733
On July 25 2014 01:22 Cixah wrote:
That was a very awkward night at the bar. Find a highschool Ex and she is just trashed. Completely drunk as all hell. I'm there with my current Girlfriend and she starts feeling Jealous because she thinks I'm paying too much attention to my ex. We end up getting home and yelling about it for 20 minutes, but ultimately she realizes (I think) that it was all in her head and goes to bed. She then wakes me up at 7 this morning for... fun. And leaves for work.

She hasn't answered my text since like 830, so IDK if I'm in trouble or she's just busy. I guess we'll find out when she gets home. First World Problems I know, but women are weird.


If she realizes that she was being silly then she'll probably be super mad at herself about it for the whole day. I bet she was awake most of the night/morning going over what to do as well or thinking why she was such an fool hence the erm.. fun at 7. People that are upset even if its at themselves tend to be grumpy to others too. Maybe that's why she isn't answering.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 24 2014 17:08 GMT
#51734
On July 25 2014 01:51 PrinceXizor wrote:
This afternoon i think i'm going to advance the Xcom Campaign a bit. I think it might be OWB's squad that goes on the next mission. or would Req rather go?

Put me in coach!
It's your boy Guzma!
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
July 24 2014 17:21 GMT
#51735
On July 25 2014 01:44 Shelke14 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2014 01:39 Nos- wrote:
On July 25 2014 01:34 PrinceXizor wrote:
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.

pretty sure shelke would have made it happen already with his chips power



Chips isn't feeling very chippy this week. Shits just not going well


Oh and I don't know if this hasn't come across clearly already but I'm terrible with women. They are worse than PX's shitty theories

Shelke: "hey, good looking, wanna get lay's?"
Gurl: "You mean laid? And no, you fucking creep"
Shelke: "No, I mean Lay's" *pulls out family sized Lay's bag*
Gurl: "In that case... yes"
liftlift > tsm
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
July 24 2014 17:22 GMT
#51736
On July 25 2014 02:21 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2014 01:44 Shelke14 wrote:
On July 25 2014 01:39 Nos- wrote:
On July 25 2014 01:34 PrinceXizor wrote:
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.

pretty sure shelke would have made it happen already with his chips power



Chips isn't feeling very chippy this week. Shits just not going well


Oh and I don't know if this hasn't come across clearly already but I'm terrible with women. They are worse than PX's shitty theories

Shelke: "hey, good looking, wanna get lay's?"
Gurl: "You mean laid? And no, you fucking creep"
Shelke: "No, I mean Lay's" *pulls out family sized Lay's bag*
Gurl: "In that case... yes"


He didn't get to be #1 chip salesman by sleeping around
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Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
July 24 2014 17:30 GMT
#51737
On July 25 2014 02:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 25 2014 02:21 wei2coolman wrote:
On July 25 2014 01:44 Shelke14 wrote:
On July 25 2014 01:39 Nos- wrote:
On July 25 2014 01:34 PrinceXizor wrote:
Hm.... I took out the trash in a pair of athletic shorts and a dota 2 hoodie and nothing else. ran into a random girl on the way there who looked at me and said "if you keep working out you'll be perfect" and then she giggled and went back inside.

No idea whats going on in my life.

pretty sure shelke would have made it happen already with his chips power



Chips isn't feeling very chippy this week. Shits just not going well


Oh and I don't know if this hasn't come across clearly already but I'm terrible with women. They are worse than PX's shitty theories

Shelke: "hey, good looking, wanna get lay's?"
Gurl: "You mean laid? And no, you fucking creep"
Shelke: "No, I mean Lay's" *pulls out family sized Lay's bag*
Gurl: "In that case... yes"


He didn't get to be #1 chip salesman by sleeping around

He sleeps around because he's the #1 chip salesman.
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
July 24 2014 17:42 GMT
#51738
What flavor is the chick wanting?
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
July 24 2014 17:42 GMT
#51739
zesty cheese
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 24 2014 17:44 GMT
#51740
On July 25 2014 02:42 Shelke14 wrote:
What flavor is the chick wanting?

Pineapple
It's your boy Guzma!
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