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AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-02 18:56:32
July 02 2014 18:55 GMT
#46941
On July 03 2014 03:53 jcarlsoniv wrote:
I'll take a Canadian over someone from Seattle almost any day


+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


On July 03 2014 03:54 Shelke14 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2014 03:48 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On July 03 2014 03:27 Requizen wrote:
On July 03 2014 03:26 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 03 2014 03:26 Shelke14 wrote:
On July 03 2014 03:24 Requizen wrote:
On July 03 2014 03:23 Shelke14 wrote:
On July 03 2014 03:04 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 03 2014 02:53 zer0das wrote:
On July 03 2014 01:36 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
No you're basically all losers.


Should take notes from Ghandi- horrible losing streak? Que with your diamond friend the day before you can't do that anymore to inflate yo elo as much as possible. It's not his fault he can't carry!

Just because you can't carry our games doesn't mean I can't carry my own. I just spam Yi now. Pentakills everywhere.


You get pentakills? And grizzly Adams had a beard.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.


If nobody got that post I was going to quit TL

Nobody misses you

We like Shelke better than you.


idk Shelke IS Canadian.

What you saying mate


+ Show Spoiler +


#pageTopQuality
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
July 02 2014 19:06 GMT
#46942
never got into Burn Notice

how are the newer USA network shows? I was really into Monk and Psych, but they've both ended now =(
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
July 02 2014 19:15 GMT
#46943
Never got into it as in you didn't like it or you never really watched it? I enjoyed the first couple seasons quite a bit.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
July 02 2014 19:20 GMT
#46944
never watched it - saw parts of a couple episodes, but didn't ever take the time to get into the story
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
July 02 2014 19:27 GMT
#46945
You should give it a try then if you liked Monk and Psych. Who needs new shows when old shows are good (but this is coming from a guy watching Buffy and Angle haha)
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
July 02 2014 19:30 GMT
#46946
Buffy is awesome I'm on season three
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
July 02 2014 19:31 GMT
#46947
I mean, I'm currently in the middle of a Scrubs rewatch, so I'm with you on old shows
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
phathom321
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1730 Posts
July 02 2014 19:31 GMT
#46948
On July 03 2014 04:27 onlywonderboy wrote:
You should give it a try then if you liked Monk and Psych. Who needs new shows when old shows are good (but this is coming from a guy watching Buffy and Angle haha)

Every once in a while I go back and watch Angel. That episode where he gets turned into a puppet gets me every time haha.
"Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid." -L
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
July 02 2014 19:35 GMT
#46949
Burn Notice is good cheese fun. It's like the spy version of Hercules the legendary journeys. Doesn't take it self too seriously and has fun with the whole concept.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
July 02 2014 20:10 GMT
#46950
this might be my favorite post ever from the Letting Off Steam Thread

On June 23 2014 00:39 oBlade wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

if the human body is the result of evolution why are the most important parts, like the anus and genitals, less robust than like the feet?

i wake up with a pressure in my perineum which i assume is just me having to take a shit so i sit down to take a shit but before you can take a shit you have to open the pissing muscles right but FUCK it's pain like i was dumping rocks out of my urethra

which it turns out is as apt an analogy there is because i point my urethra at my eyes to see what the fuck is going on and there are still just CLUMPS OF LIKE 2 MILLIMETER BLADDER STONES POURING OUT AND I LOOK IN THE TOILET BOWL AND THEY'RE ALL OVER THE WALL OF THE TOILET BOWL WHERE YOUR DICK POINTS WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT

2 MILLIMETERS DOESN'T SOUND VERY BIG EVEN FOR GRAVEL BUT WHEN IT'S DRIVING DOWN THE URETHRAL HIGHWAY IT MAY AS WELL BE A FUCKING BOULDER

I MEAN MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK SOMETHING BESIDES SODA AND ALCOHOL BUT FUCK YOU, BODY, CONTROL THIS SHIT I'M NOT A FUCKING GERIATRIC

i'm a genius though so i tricked my body, i realized all the pain is is nerves in my dick getting stimulated, and the dick is the same place where a lot of pleasure comes from the same nerves so i just told my brain don't worry about it you're having an extended orgasm with solidified ejaculate and it sort of believed me

Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
July 02 2014 20:12 GMT
#46951
On July 03 2014 05:10 jcarlsoniv wrote:
this might be my favorite post ever from the Letting Off Steam Thread

Show nested quote +
On June 23 2014 00:39 oBlade wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

if the human body is the result of evolution why are the most important parts, like the anus and genitals, less robust than like the feet?

i wake up with a pressure in my perineum which i assume is just me having to take a shit so i sit down to take a shit but before you can take a shit you have to open the pissing muscles right but FUCK it's pain like i was dumping rocks out of my urethra

which it turns out is as apt an analogy there is because i point my urethra at my eyes to see what the fuck is going on and there are still just CLUMPS OF LIKE 2 MILLIMETER BLADDER STONES POURING OUT AND I LOOK IN THE TOILET BOWL AND THEY'RE ALL OVER THE WALL OF THE TOILET BOWL WHERE YOUR DICK POINTS WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT

2 MILLIMETERS DOESN'T SOUND VERY BIG EVEN FOR GRAVEL BUT WHEN IT'S DRIVING DOWN THE URETHRAL HIGHWAY IT MAY AS WELL BE A FUCKING BOULDER

I MEAN MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK SOMETHING BESIDES SODA AND ALCOHOL BUT FUCK YOU, BODY, CONTROL THIS SHIT I'M NOT A FUCKING GERIATRIC

i'm a genius though so i tricked my body, i realized all the pain is is nerves in my dick getting stimulated, and the dick is the same place where a lot of pleasure comes from the same nerves so i just told my brain don't worry about it you're having an extended orgasm with solidified ejaculate and it sort of believed me



Ugh that's horrifying.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 02 2014 20:14 GMT
#46952
On July 03 2014 05:10 jcarlsoniv wrote:
this might be my favorite post ever from the Letting Off Steam Thread

Show nested quote +
On June 23 2014 00:39 oBlade wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

if the human body is the result of evolution why are the most important parts, like the anus and genitals, less robust than like the feet?

i wake up with a pressure in my perineum which i assume is just me having to take a shit so i sit down to take a shit but before you can take a shit you have to open the pissing muscles right but FUCK it's pain like i was dumping rocks out of my urethra

which it turns out is as apt an analogy there is because i point my urethra at my eyes to see what the fuck is going on and there are still just CLUMPS OF LIKE 2 MILLIMETER BLADDER STONES POURING OUT AND I LOOK IN THE TOILET BOWL AND THEY'RE ALL OVER THE WALL OF THE TOILET BOWL WHERE YOUR DICK POINTS WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT

2 MILLIMETERS DOESN'T SOUND VERY BIG EVEN FOR GRAVEL BUT WHEN IT'S DRIVING DOWN THE URETHRAL HIGHWAY IT MAY AS WELL BE A FUCKING BOULDER

I MEAN MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK SOMETHING BESIDES SODA AND ALCOHOL BUT FUCK YOU, BODY, CONTROL THIS SHIT I'M NOT A FUCKING GERIATRIC

i'm a genius though so i tricked my body, i realized all the pain is is nerves in my dick getting stimulated, and the dick is the same place where a lot of pleasure comes from the same nerves so i just told my brain don't worry about it you're having an extended orgasm with solidified ejaculate and it sort of believed me


Why would you do that to me, Soniv? I trusted you.
It's your boy Guzma!
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
July 02 2014 20:16 GMT
#46953
Still beats the 11th KLK link.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
July 02 2014 20:16 GMT
#46954
On July 03 2014 05:14 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2014 05:10 jcarlsoniv wrote:
this might be my favorite post ever from the Letting Off Steam Thread

On June 23 2014 00:39 oBlade wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

if the human body is the result of evolution why are the most important parts, like the anus and genitals, less robust than like the feet?

i wake up with a pressure in my perineum which i assume is just me having to take a shit so i sit down to take a shit but before you can take a shit you have to open the pissing muscles right but FUCK it's pain like i was dumping rocks out of my urethra

which it turns out is as apt an analogy there is because i point my urethra at my eyes to see what the fuck is going on and there are still just CLUMPS OF LIKE 2 MILLIMETER BLADDER STONES POURING OUT AND I LOOK IN THE TOILET BOWL AND THEY'RE ALL OVER THE WALL OF THE TOILET BOWL WHERE YOUR DICK POINTS WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT

2 MILLIMETERS DOESN'T SOUND VERY BIG EVEN FOR GRAVEL BUT WHEN IT'S DRIVING DOWN THE URETHRAL HIGHWAY IT MAY AS WELL BE A FUCKING BOULDER

I MEAN MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK SOMETHING BESIDES SODA AND ALCOHOL BUT FUCK YOU, BODY, CONTROL THIS SHIT I'M NOT A FUCKING GERIATRIC

i'm a genius though so i tricked my body, i realized all the pain is is nerves in my dick getting stimulated, and the dick is the same place where a lot of pleasure comes from the same nerves so i just told my brain don't worry about it you're having an extended orgasm with solidified ejaculate and it sort of believed me


Why would you do that to me, Soniv? I trusted you.

You are an internet user and thought that was disturbing? LOL
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 02 2014 20:17 GMT
#46955
On July 03 2014 05:16 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2014 05:14 Requizen wrote:
On July 03 2014 05:10 jcarlsoniv wrote:
this might be my favorite post ever from the Letting Off Steam Thread

On June 23 2014 00:39 oBlade wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

if the human body is the result of evolution why are the most important parts, like the anus and genitals, less robust than like the feet?

i wake up with a pressure in my perineum which i assume is just me having to take a shit so i sit down to take a shit but before you can take a shit you have to open the pissing muscles right but FUCK it's pain like i was dumping rocks out of my urethra

which it turns out is as apt an analogy there is because i point my urethra at my eyes to see what the fuck is going on and there are still just CLUMPS OF LIKE 2 MILLIMETER BLADDER STONES POURING OUT AND I LOOK IN THE TOILET BOWL AND THEY'RE ALL OVER THE WALL OF THE TOILET BOWL WHERE YOUR DICK POINTS WHEN YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT

2 MILLIMETERS DOESN'T SOUND VERY BIG EVEN FOR GRAVEL BUT WHEN IT'S DRIVING DOWN THE URETHRAL HIGHWAY IT MAY AS WELL BE A FUCKING BOULDER

I MEAN MAYBE I SHOULD DRINK SOMETHING BESIDES SODA AND ALCOHOL BUT FUCK YOU, BODY, CONTROL THIS SHIT I'M NOT A FUCKING GERIATRIC

i'm a genius though so i tricked my body, i realized all the pain is is nerves in my dick getting stimulated, and the dick is the same place where a lot of pleasure comes from the same nerves so i just told my brain don't worry about it you're having an extended orgasm with solidified ejaculate and it sort of believed me


Why would you do that to me, Soniv? I trusted you.

You are an internet user and thought that was disturbing? LOL

Not as disturbing as your incestual furryshit, at least.
It's your boy Guzma!
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-02 20:22:58
July 02 2014 20:20 GMT
#46956
On July 03 2014 05:16 Alaric wrote:
Still beats the 11th KLK link.

No it doesn't
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
July 02 2014 20:21 GMT
#46957
damn got baited
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
July 02 2014 20:23 GMT
#46958
seems completely normal to me

mind over matter bitches
A backwards poet writes inverse.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-07-02 20:39:27
July 02 2014 20:24 GMT
#46959
On July 03 2014 05:23 Dandel Ion wrote:
seems completely normal to me

mind over matter bitches


I've never had a kidney stone, but judging off of the horrors I've heard, I deeply admire his mental prowess.

edit: oh sweet, Solum is tonight
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
July 02 2014 20:47 GMT
#46960
On July 03 2014 00:29 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2014 00:11 Shelke14 wrote:
On July 02 2014 23:56 Requizen wrote:
Yeah Soniv stop shitposting. You should only make on topic, reasonable posts like the rest of us.


Where's your fucking morning blog post. It's 8am

I didn't really have one for today. But I guess last night I worked til 10, but got stuff done so that's ok. I'll probably bail around 3 today to make up for it.

Also been watching SAO, since I didn't watch it when it was airing. It's kind of a bad version of one of the .hack// shows, but it got better after a handful of episodes. I still think Kirito is kind of a boring character, but now that they're out of the game I'm interested to see where it goes.

On the plus side, if you end up liking it this time, the season where they start the 3rd game begins soon.
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