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Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 29 2014 18:01 GMT
#36061
On April 30 2014 02:44 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2014 02:41 Alaric wrote:
On April 30 2014 02:35 Alzadar wrote:
Good lord, Cixah is seven standard butter thicknesses.

...
Well, fuck.
That made me laugh out loud. >_>


Seconded.
And you reminded me:
DID YOU EAT TODAY!?

Green beans with stuffed tomatoes, and I'm hesitating between omelette and beef steack this evening. o/
You made me check at least 3 words because my food vocabulary is so bad. Apparently green beans are also called French beans. No wonder you all think French food is amazing and stuff if you call everything "French", it's bound to be good stuff in there.

I don't cook too much, still trying to diversify my meals though (which means I eat one ready-prepared* dish of fish a week since I dislike almost all fish food so cba to cook some). I don't necessarily eat a lot, but I used to when I was younger and I was probably skinnier than now (tinier too, duh). It's just the metabolism, one of my uncles is the same.
Now I don't think eating more would do as much as exercising more. If I don't eat enough to make up for it I'll feel hungry and adjust anyway.

*4 words. Damn.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 29 2014 18:01 GMT
#36062
On April 30 2014 02:56 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2014 02:53 Slayer91 wrote:
should be called CixCixah

alaric obviously doesnt cook



I hate you.

Is ok, I no eat tiny TLLOLOTGD Babies. Not enough meat, too stringy.

She tried to text me this morning btw. I just never replied. I'm pretty sure she's not going to let it go. In other house related news, female roommate who doesn't clean is moving out and whenever she says she's done cleaning I go look. I tell her it's not clean and she get's upset as fuck. I mean she can pay the fee if she doesn't want to clean it, oh wait you can't? Sucks.

Women are Faggots. Round 2: the Vengeance of Cixah.

I'd pay money to watch it.
liftlift > tsm
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-29 18:07:48
April 29 2014 18:07 GMT
#36063
On April 30 2014 02:56 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2014 02:53 Slayer91 wrote:
should be called CixCixah

alaric obviously doesnt cook



I hate you.

Is ok, I no eat tiny TLLOLOTGD Babies. Not enough meat, too stringy.

She tried to text me this morning btw. I just never replied. I'm pretty sure she's not going to let it go. In other house related news, female roommate who doesn't clean is moving out and whenever she says she's done cleaning I go look. I tell her it's not clean and she get's upset as fuck. I mean she can pay the fee if she doesn't want to clean it, oh wait you can't? Sucks.

I've got the opposite thing, my housemate's gf is really cool and cleans our kitchen and stuff lol
best part is that I made her believe I am somewhat orderly and tidy and that it's all my brother and housemate who leave that mess
you jelly? :D
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 29 2014 18:09 GMT
#36064
I wish I could be as smart as you Scip
IIRC you're at the height of your intellectual prominence
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-29 18:14:53
April 29 2014 18:10 GMT
#36065
yeah but he wastes it on kpop masturbation and dominions 4
AT THE SAME TIME

as regards to the girl she was probably feeling like shit and super neglected that other night and now realizes how selfish she was being
i dont know the full story but she clearly doesnt understand that when a dude is working 20 hours overtime the last thing he wants to do is to plan fucking activities lol
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-29 18:11:26
April 29 2014 18:10 GMT
#36066
On April 30 2014 03:09 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I wish I could be as smart as you Scip
IIRC you're at the height of your intellectual prominence

you're.*
On April 30 2014 03:10 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah but he wastes it on kpop masturbation and dominions 4
AT THE SAME TIME

Is this why he's so based?
liftlift > tsm
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-29 18:12:27
April 29 2014 18:11 GMT
#36067
On April 30 2014 03:10 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah but he wastes it on kpop masturbation and dominions 4
AT THE SAME TIME

I would've thought Scip would masturbate to something with more tails.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 29 2014 18:14 GMT
#36068
On April 30 2014 03:11 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2014 03:10 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah but he wastes it on kpop masturbation and dominions 4
AT THE SAME TIME

I would've thought Scip would masturbate to something with more tails.


implying it's mutually exclusive.
liftlift > tsm
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 29 2014 18:16 GMT
#36069
the stats about height of intellectual prowess is probably skewed because you have the 1% overachievers and then the 99% are too busy masturbating and getting high (high rating?!) to show up to the tests
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
April 29 2014 18:20 GMT
#36070
I catch up on this thread when they hit the most..unique subjects.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 29 2014 18:22 GMT
#36071
also scip you can't criticize my lack of caring too much about certain characters (especially when nothing interesting is happening) when ive read like 10x more books than you have so the concept of a character doing shit isn't as novel as it is for you
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35172 Posts
April 29 2014 18:23 GMT
#36072
On April 29 2014 23:58 WaveofShadow wrote:
Reading about Hai's collapsed lung---"Can affect young tall skinny males."
Was almost worried for a second.

Also at the risk of being one of those internet self-diagnosers and whatnot, it appears my kid may have asthma. Shit really sucks.

Do you believe in chiropractic? My athsma used to be really awful(had to spend at least a half hour on a nebulizer a day, assuming it didn't act up) and I had to carry an inhaler around with me. After chirpractic it's pretty much gone outside of extremely ridiculous situations(sprinting while holding a heavy box up and down heavy stair laden with dust.)
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 29 2014 18:30 GMT
#36073
... fuck exercising when I'm low on sleep. That friggin' headache really didn't feel like going away after all. >_<
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35172 Posts
April 29 2014 18:32 GMT
#36074
On April 30 2014 00:30 Shelke14 wrote:
You're 6'3 and 150? Jesus fuck that's skinny.

6'1 and 220. OF MUSCLE

Back to back too pages. I AM AWESOMEEEEEEEEE

And req, I'll hold you

Pretty much the same except I'm 6 foot even, thank god.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 29 2014 18:40 GMT
#36075
On April 30 2014 03:30 Alaric wrote:
... fuck exercising when I'm low on sleep. That friggin' headache really didn't feel like going away after all. >_<

eat more, you're too frail.
liftlift > tsm
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
April 29 2014 18:41 GMT
#36076
On April 30 2014 03:10 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah but he wastes it on kpop masturbation and dominions 4
AT THE SAME TIME

HAHA! I convinced him :o
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-29 18:44:01
April 29 2014 18:43 GMT
#36077
On April 30 2014 00:53 WaveofShadow wrote:
To be fair I gained a half inch in height from sugery a few years ago.
Used to be 6"2.5

Guy I used to sing in acapella group with was 6"5 and his voice was way deeper than mine. I maintain the fact that for a tall guy I actually don't fit the usual mold pretty well----voice not that deep comparatively, small feet, etc


you're not the only one to gain half an inch from surgery
p.s what was wrong that you have to have surgery to gain height but only 1/2 an inch wtf
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-29 18:47:09
April 29 2014 18:44 GMT
#36078
On April 30 2014 03:41 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2014 03:10 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah but he wastes it on kpop masturbation and dominions 4
AT THE SAME TIME

HAHA! I convinced him :o

I was eyeing dominions 3 before but with the release of dom4 I thought this would be the perfect time to jump in
Do any more TL people play it? We could have a TL game it would be awesome

Is chiropractic something you get to either believe or not believe? It either has scientific results or it doesn't (not sure which one it is but implying that people don't believe in it probably means it's the latter)

Were you spying on my bookmarks w2c

"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
April 29 2014 18:45 GMT
#36079
On April 30 2014 00:35 Requizen wrote:
man idgaf what people say, Fall Out Boy makes p gud music.

Panic! At the Disco

On April 30 2014 00:36 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2014 00:35 Requizen wrote:
man idgaf what people say, Fall Out Boy makes p gud music.


Dreams, girl advice, and Fallout Boy.

This isn't Req's blog.

It's his LiveJournal.

Does anyone still use that lol Inb4 Xanga

On April 30 2014 02:51 mordek wrote:
Alaric needs to drink a gallon of milk a day and double his meal sizes and should be good to go

Time to eat giant slabs of Camembert cheese

On April 30 2014 03:11 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2014 03:10 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah but he wastes it on kpop masturbation and dominions 4
AT THE SAME TIME

I would've thought Scip would masturbate to something with more tails.

Fluffy tails are the best
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 29 2014 18:46 GMT
#36080
More like I was able to hit the ground with the full palm of my hand without kneeling and can't anymore. I'm a mess, gotta change that.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
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