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Cixah
United States11285 Posts
On February 12 2014 06:27 onlywonderboy wrote: If I would if I could be I will likely take this story to my grave. Well, unless drunk me has other plans. New Goal Get? Guess who is being subpoenaed to come to the next TLLOLOTGDTDGN? OWB | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
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GhandiEAGLE
United States20754 Posts
OWB is new moonbear | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
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Gahlo
United States35174 Posts
On February 12 2014 06:42 Alaric wrote: So I just learnt that in the Marvel multiverse there's a dimension literally called the cancerverse... The one where everybody is a crab? | ||
TheYango
United States47024 Posts
Judging from the wiki it looks like a universe where nothing dies so everything is cancer. | ||
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jcarlsoniv
United States27922 Posts
On February 12 2014 07:06 TheYango wrote: Judging from the wiki it looks like a universe where nothing dies so everything is cancer. Does that make nothing cancer? | ||
AsmodeusXI
United States15536 Posts
staph you'll summon THEM | ||
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Sufficiency
Canada23833 Posts
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Gahlo
United States35174 Posts
On February 12 2014 07:06 TheYango wrote: Judging from the wiki it looks like a universe where nothing dies so everything is cancer. So Roffles and Cheep's home-verse? | ||
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Roffles
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Nope, just Cheep's. | ||
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GhandiEAGLE
United States20754 Posts
Roffles we took a vote. Let it go man. | ||
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caelym
United States6430 Posts
I just realized that I'm a cancer... | ||
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TheYango
United States47024 Posts
Mar-Vell was among the famous cosmic heroes in his universe. But the day came when he was afflicted by cancer, a disease which neither science nor sorcery could cure. On his deathbed, Mar-Vell was contacted by the Many-Angled Ones, primordial cosmic entities that live between universes, who told him that to save himself, he could destroy Death. Granted new powers by the Many Angled Ones, Mar-Vell transmutated his closest friends and allies into hideous perversion of their other parallel reality selves. He went on to sacrifice the Avatar of Death in the Necropsy ritual, destroying Death itself, allowing the Many Angled Ones to flood through his universe, corrupting all life. Mar-Vell himself destroyed the Nova Corps when they attempted to stop him. TL;DR Captain Marvel of the Cancerverse has cancer, makes a pact with space beings to gain the powers of cancer to kill death. Gives all his friends cancer, they kill death, and make the whole universe cancer. Moral of the story is that to defeat cancer, you must become cancer. | ||
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Cixah
United States11285 Posts
To beat cancer, you must give it SUPER cancer. | ||
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Parnage
United States7414 Posts
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TheYango
United States47024 Posts
On February 12 2014 08:19 Cixah wrote: He gave the whole universe SUPER cancer. They got powers out of it. No, they already had powers. The cancer was just cancer. | ||
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Nos-
Canada12016 Posts
On February 12 2014 08:20 Parnage wrote: God I forgot how freaking weird comics are. I remember going down the batman lore rabbit hole once. Once. | ||
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Parnage
United States7414 Posts
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
Why do you have to break it?  | ||
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