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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
January 27 2014 17:05 GMT
#20581
I meant hands
i had a freudian slip from thinking of that scrubs clip where its about how nerdy the the doctors are and this guy is wearing goggles trying to eat a grapefruit or something
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
January 27 2014 17:08 GMT
#20582
Teut probably like jams his thumb into the orange really hard or something
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 27 2014 17:09 GMT
#20583
Tequila es good
God Bless
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
January 27 2014 17:09 GMT
#20584
I don't think that's his thumb, Nos
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 27 2014 17:12 GMT
#20585
I really love the naming conventions for these songs



This is exactly what I imagined when I heard the title "Unicorn Waltz".
It's your boy Guzma!
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
January 27 2014 17:12 GMT
#20586
I'm with teut. I get clementines or cut oranges into slices. What brand of OJ do you guys like? I used to swear by Tropicana but recently discovered Whole Foods 365 Extra Pulp. It's the nectar of heavens.
bnet: caelym#1470 | Twitter: @caelym
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-27 17:13:21
January 27 2014 17:13 GMT
#20587
Confirmed People for SATURDAY 2/1 TLLOLOTGDTGN:

Myself
Caelym
Soniv
Comadose.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 27 2014 17:14 GMT
#20588
So I have this Asian friend who's parents are super mega ultra turbo streetfighter 4 asian. We had some tangerines for dessert and they do these gosu as fuck peels and the orange peels are like flowers and shit and im just sitting there with that shit in my fingernails and like this hackneyed piece of shit that might be a fruit or maybe Frankenstein's monster idk

Also holy shit I cried out loud in class the teacher was like "wtf jeff not again goddamit"
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-27 17:17:22
January 27 2014 17:15 GMT
#20589
I always had Tropicana growing up. not from concentrate in the big white gallon. simply orange juice is really good.

unfortunately I haven't really branched out. when I get back I'm conducting a full experiment on brands of orange juice and hard liquor (no clear shit) to determine my favorite.

ps never pegged ghandi for a Jeff. doesn't fit. I think Christopher would have been more appropriate.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 27 2014 17:17 GMT
#20590
On January 28 2014 02:13 Cixah wrote:
Confirmed People for SATURDAY 2/1 TLLOLOTGDTGN:

Myself
Caelym
Soniv
Comadose.

I don't drink and I don't have POE or DOTA2
It's your boy Guzma!
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
January 27 2014 17:18 GMT
#20591
On January 28 2014 02:17 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2014 02:13 Cixah wrote:
Confirmed People for SATURDAY 2/1 TLLOLOTGDTGN:

Myself
Caelym
Soniv
Comadose.

I don't drink and I don't have POE or DOTA2


The not drinking part I'm fine with, but DOTA 2 and POE are free. Hence the availability. In fact all 4 games I posted are free.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 27 2014 17:18 GMT
#20592
On January 28 2014 02:15 JonGalt wrote:
I always had Tropicana growing up. not from concentrate in the big white gallon. simply orange juice is really good.

unfortunately I haven't really branched out. when I get back I'm conducting a full experiment on brands of orange juice and hard liquor (no clear shit) to determine my favorite.

ps never pegged ghandi for a Jeff. doesn't fit. I think Christopher would have been more appropriate.

Christopher my middle name yo
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 27 2014 17:20 GMT
#20593
On January 28 2014 02:18 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2014 02:17 Requizen wrote:
On January 28 2014 02:13 Cixah wrote:
Confirmed People for SATURDAY 2/1 TLLOLOTGDTGN:

Myself
Caelym
Soniv
Comadose.

I don't drink and I don't have POE or DOTA2


The not drinking part I'm fine with, but DOTA 2 and POE are free. Hence the availability. In fact all 4 games I posted are free.

I had both and then I had 0 desire to play either so I just removed them from my computer and Steam lists.

LoL is also probs like 4 patches behind for me or smthn
It's your boy Guzma!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 27 2014 17:24 GMT
#20594
i also need to install and update some of those games but 5 days should be enough for me
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 27 2014 17:24 GMT
#20595
I know what you guys should play.

+ Show Spoiler +
HoN


I have the best ideas rite?
God Bless
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 27 2014 17:25 GMT
#20596
Hey I'll have you know HoN is actually pretty fun.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-27 17:27:14
January 27 2014 17:26 GMT
#20597
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=441936#18
everyone fucking join TL - 2 diplomacy
i wanna intrigue the fuck outta you guys

On January 28 2014 02:09 Scip wrote:
I don't think that's his thumb, Nos


insanity wolf
id fuck a pineapple
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 27 2014 17:28 GMT
#20598
On January 28 2014 02:26 Slayer91 wrote:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=441936#18
everyone fucking join TL - 2 diplomacy
i wanna intrigue the fuck outta you guys

I actually just learned that diplomacy was a board game before the BW custom map.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
January 27 2014 17:34 GMT
#20599
On January 28 2014 01:50 JonGalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2014 22:55 mordek wrote:
Forked lightning doesn't allow you to play it if there's only one enemy minion iirc. I've found 0 difference in how I perform in arena with when I queue. All I know is that I started averaging 3 wins and now I average 6 so that's all that matters is I'm improving my win rate.

I subtly offered to watch my kid on friday to miss the birthday parties so I could come to TL game night... not sure if it worked yet. (She'd probably sleep at 8 or just watch a movie at the time, and no I don't get drunk ever so no need to be concerned).

If I were to get a tattoo, which will probably never happen despite my wife thinking it would be cool, it would be a tree on my side with roots starting on my thighs and coming up and branching over my pecs/lats. Psalms 1:3. Would be pretty sick imo. Too expensive and I don't want a tattoo when I'm 50+ probably.

soniv, sorry to hear about the gf. those times suck, i feel for you. <3

Lazy JonGalt-like post


HEY.

Oh dear, I wasn't clear. It was JonGalt post that was lazy because I didn't quote all the responses to people like you do, it was meant to degrade my own post

Which reminds me, congrats on ro16 caelym.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
January 27 2014 17:41 GMT
#20600
OK, prime time in Europe, time to play my one Arena. I might or might not live report here a tiny bit.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
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