Played against Shen support, got dumpstered hard. 1-1 in promo. Get the same Shen in my team, tries to jungle, fails, 1-2 lost promo. Why did he have to come to my team?

Cheap0

United States540 Posts

September 14 2013 08:32 GMT

#9682

Eve is the most retarded champion in League of Legends.

Ophiophilius

Canada42 Posts

September 14 2013 09:05 GMT

#9683

playing as nami with a twitch against a vayne/taric lane, go 0-0-9 in lane and get twitch super fed, then his brain decides to give up on life and he proceeds to die 12 times running away at the start of the fight, stealthing once we're dead and diving the enemy team by himself only to die again and again ; ; I ended that game 0-5-16 and our team just got rolled over

Simberto

Germany11839 Posts

September 14 2013 15:52 GMT

#9684

Can someone explain to me how this guy thinks?

"Hm, they got Kennen, Lissandra and J4 so far. This is the game. I will finally go TANKY YI JUNGLE!"

little fancy

Germany2504 Posts

September 14 2013 17:28 GMT

#9685

So, looks like "some games won't start" means "ALL the games won't start and queues don't even pop" on EU-W. GG.

Djagulingu

Germany3605 Posts

September 14 2013 17:41 GMT

#9686

On September 14 2013 17:32 Cheap0 wrote:
Eve is the most retarded champion in League of Legends.

Retarded as in? She is damn good.

iCanada

Canada10660 Posts

September 14 2013 23:45 GMT

#9687

fuuu.

Clamping too stronk.

-.-

I never going to make Plat, dont have time to grind through clamping. I dont understand why Riot so anti demotions.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

September 15 2013 04:45 GMT

#9688

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krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

September 15 2013 06:56 GMT

#9689

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scrubtastic

1166 Posts

September 15 2013 07:19 GMT

#9690

I dunno if it counts as QQ (sorta found it amusing/stupid more than actually antagonizing) but here it is.

I'm in a normal at team select.
I decide I'm gonna take what's left
Everyone else picks ADC/jungler/top/support so I choose a mid

Two guys swap to AP champs and call mid, then spam ??????????? in chat

I shrug, swap to a support (since that was now missing)
The same two guys swap to supports, call support, then spam ????? in chat again

Eyebrow raised, I figure this was gonna be a bad game even if roles are done so I just left and grabbed a drink

poor troll attempt imo but if the goal was to get me to leave during team select then 10/10 it worked and I got played

Djagulingu

Germany3605 Posts

September 15 2013 15:36 GMT

#9691

Playing Renekton vs Jayce top, going in at level 3, burning his flash. I give the flash timer on chat and instead of waiting for a jungler gank, i go in once more, die, give a few more kills to jayce and lose the game.

Got a lot more to learn about this toplane shit.

BlACKTrA

Germany187 Posts

September 15 2013 16:59 GMT

#9692

Can the EUW servers work for 24h ? No, of course not... This shit starts to get so annoying and one cant play at all without dc or massiv lags

Swords

6038 Posts

September 15 2013 20:05 GMT

#9693

I just played with a jungle Shen who reported me for unskilled because I went 0-5-3 in a blowout. The same jungle Shen who claimed he needed blue buff more than a Viktor in a Viktor vs. Malz midlane matchup because he "needed energy". The same Shen who was TAUNTING JUNGLE CREEPS (and by this I don't mean taunting over the wall to get to the creeps, I mean vorpal blading, feinting, and then taunting golems) during his clear (no wonder he thought he needed better energy regen). And the same jungle Shen who only ganked for his duo-queue top lane buddy, despite the fact midlane was pushed nonstop because of blue buff malzahar, and botlane was pushed nonstop because they were getting dumpstered.

His top lane friend gets fed on Jayce and spends the whole game slowly split pushing (mind you Shen could do this since he's designed for map control) while everyone else dies. Shen says I suck because I'm 0-5-3 while he's 1-4-3. He only had 52 farm, I had nearly 200.

That said, I'm aware there's a lot I could've done that game to improve my play. I was just astounded by how dumb this guy was.

Simberto

Germany11839 Posts

September 15 2013 20:28 GMT

#9694

On September 15 2013 15:56 krndandaman wrote:
no seriously fuck you guys

was in normal with 2 buddies, so we're 3 premade.
bot teemo/malphite feed 30 kills within 10 minutes on purpose. spam wards, keeps trolling and spamming hue in all chat.
at 20 min we try to FF they insta 'no' every single time.
I ask other team to report them after and the other team all say they're going to report me.
i literally beg them to please report and/or surrender because i met up with all my friends for the first time this week to play a few games of league and just chill.
they all just laugh and tell me to get a stick out of my ass and have fun.
well i'm fucking sorry constantly dying to an all level 18 when im 12 and then leaving our base isn't my definition of fun.
I think I got reported by teemo/malphite and their whole team as well.
I didn't even say anything about them feeding or called them names or anything, just asked for surrenders and begged.
fuck people like that, first time I actually got semi-legit mad at someone on the internet.

You are 3/5 of the team. Just stay in base, and the game will end rather quickly. Fight every 3-4 minutes to avoid leaver buster.

OmegaKnetus

Germany431 Posts

September 15 2013 20:58 GMT

#9695

Just had a Ryze in my team feeding the enemy swain since minute 4. After his fourth death he started insulting swain and claiming he was hacking. Spammed this the entire game threatened to report for hacks and called ervyone bad.

And he wasnt even trolling, like wtf I thought this shit ends at level 30, but even at gold you still have these kiddos thinking they are hot shit

Frudgey

Canada3367 Posts

September 16 2013 02:18 GMT

#9696

I don't understand league of legends sometimes.

I'll have a great laning phase and then we'll lose the game.

But if I have a terrible laning phase we'll win the game.

Like,

What?

GolemMadness

Canada11044 Posts

September 16 2013 07:25 GMT

#9697

In a game that's over an hour long, we lose after taking down all their of their inhibitors. Tryndamere randomly ults at half health and NEVER split pushes. Zed thinks that it's a good idea to ult into Ziggs with Zhonya's 4v1. Jesus fucking christ.

Gaslo

Finland951 Posts

September 16 2013 10:58 GMT

#9698

Ending games in low elo is so fucking hard. Playing Taric, all lanes win, we get multiple drakes, we take all outer + mid inner + inh turret.

Then for the next 20 minutes NOTHING happens. Like 1 goes farm top, 1 bot, i ask for us to group so we can take that mid inh, but no. Then someone gets caught, have to wait for him to come back, when he does AD has to buy, when he has bought mid has 100g left for his void staff, after that jungler needs to go clear top so after he has done so our top can go buy. And it just keeps going and going and going.

Game that should of ended at 21minutes ran for 38. fuuuck.

Simberto

Germany11839 Posts

September 16 2013 12:48 GMT

#9699

I know that feeling. It is the worst. How hard it is to understand "Don't back alone" as a general rule?

[DUF]MethodMan

Germany1716 Posts

September 16 2013 21:12 GMT

#9700

I'm the victim of troll duos reporting me euw.leagueoflegends.com/tribunal/en/case/1264464/