Today I jungled and Olaf top complained that I wasn't ganking his lane enough and that he needed help.

He was getting chunked and dying to Shen.

Jungle feels like plugging leaks in a dam with duct tape.

Zergneedsfood

United States10671 Posts

February 16 2013 19:07 GMT

#7342

On February 16 2013 09:28 misirlou wrote:
im the one reported. enemys didnt report anyone. okay <3 community

Don't know what happened...? o_O

57 Corvette

Canada5941 Posts

February 16 2013 21:50 GMT

#7343

That moment when you report all four of your allies.

Two for intentionally feeding bot and then wardspamming our base/feeding more, one for afking because the troll duo didn't surrender, and one for shittalking everyone

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

February 16 2013 22:37 GMT

#7344

Can someone explain to me why there are Bronze 3 players in a Silver 2-3 match? Our MF wasn't duo'd with anyone and then lowest on our team was a Silver 3...And I unfortunately had to support for her as she went 50cs to 110cs vs graves at the 15 minute mark.

Yes we won the game, but having a 14/5/10 vi tends to do that, especially when I'm also 5/1/12 as support. But not only was she bad, she refused to believe she was doing anything wrong when she sat under tower and wait for the graves to push the lane back and refused to believe just auto attacking creeps was wrong. And supposedly I got reported for it because that's harassment to explain someone how to efficiently farm. Idk this community is so ridiculous. This is why I hate playing on weekends, it's always little kids who get carried and refuse to take any advice whatsoever then report people who try to help and in the process can me a shit head and fucking dick as they rage and explain how 3 day bans work.

Another example. Our renekton quits at 13 minutes and the whole enemy team refuses to report him because "I would too if I was losing that bad" Or "I don't blame him you guys are terrible". Like wtf. That should mean nothing when someone rage quits. He quit he didn't dc. if he dc'd cool I might think about it. But typiong "LOL REALLY" in all chat after you get ganked followed by and immediate leave isn't a dc.

Chrispy

Canada5878 Posts

February 16 2013 23:57 GMT

#7345

Just had my Draven dc as we were tanking their nexus turrets while they were all dead and just about to respawn. We got the nexus to about 400 hp without Draven.

We died and they pushed and ended the game.

checo

Mexico1364 Posts

February 16 2013 23:57 GMT

#7346

So im on a remote part of my country, were i got such a crapy internet conection that i cant play any only game at all, i come home one day every week for a few hours and play League of legends, got to my promotion series so im like fuck yeah need to win cause if i losse is gona take like 3 more weeks to get another one since i can play like 3-4 games a week tops... so im gonna play 2 games now and the rest next week... sounds like a plan =D...

Game 1.- I pick Nocturne, game loads and my mid top dont connect.... so my suport goes top, im mid and our adc is bot.... 3vs5, i get first blood on TF with machete... then get camped... bot and top losse... like they should leona vs kha and graves vs mf + taric... top and mid can go kill themselfs.... Got so sad...

I told my self well its a Bo5 you can still win 3 =D lets go next game

Game 2.- Pick graves get a sona and jungle vi, we lane vs Mf + taric jungle Mao... First 10min mao ganks 3 times they get 1 kill of the 3 ganks, im destroying MF on cs with a 30cs lead on her(despite the ganks) then mid comes and we get tower dived... mf gets double kill and starts raping us since they get tower and drag, our jungle just afk farming all day only try 2 ganks on mid that fail horribly cause she missed so many Qs... top start talking shit that she sucks, then starts calling me and sona noobs cause we feed (at the end point of the game i was like 3-5-3 and sona was 1-7-5).... so after several tries we surrender....

so nom im 0-2 need to win 3 in a row to get to gold....(im silver 1), and tomorrow i'll be trying that imposible task... any advice? im pretty down = (

zulu_nation8

China26351 Posts

February 16 2013 23:59 GMT

#7347

LOL who was the draven

Chrispy

Canada5878 Posts

February 17 2013 00:02 GMT

#7348

Some guy named Exillust.

Papulatus

United States669 Posts

February 17 2013 00:52 GMT

#7349

Win 2 games. Gain 0 points. Lose 1 game. Lose 20 points.

Anyone else not gaining any LP for wins?

Abenson

Canada4122 Posts

February 17 2013 04:58 GMT

#7350

I hate Brazilians.

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

February 17 2013 05:56 GMT

#7351

Why do people think its a brilliant idea to back for items as we're defending tower at 45 minutes? PLZ. They see you back and immediately gg.

Edit: I just think that no matter how well I do as Nasus my team has to find some way to throw the game at the 50 minute mark.

Slaughter

United States20254 Posts

February 17 2013 06:19 GMT

#7352

Blah. Come back after like a 3 week break and 3 straight losses, one of the games we literally had a Corki who literally sat there and insulted EVERYONE ELSE IN THE GAME for any perceived mistake. The. Whole. Game of omg noobs/you suck/stopped playing ranked etc. So 4th game "I am going to bust out my best champion". KARHUS I CHOOSE YOU! Go 4-0-1 in lane meanwhile our jungle and top feed 5 an 6 kills and our bot lane somehow keeps getting caught by a veigar (seriously hes so slow AND HE WALKS THROUGH MY WARD AT WOLVES EVERYTIME, AND I CALL MIA) So yea he ends up like 9-0 just comboing people left and right. Oh and we had a DC mid game ~_~ End up 4-1-1 (only death was me flashing into 5 of them as they killed our nexus). Aaannnnd I am done.

Zooper31

United States5711 Posts

February 17 2013 07:12 GMT

#7353

Top goes 1-8 and Mid goes 1-7. Bot adc goes even at 1-1 and support feed 0-3. I started out 2-0 from ganks in both top and mid. I end up going 2-5 because their Zed and Annie are beyond godlike. Nexus dies before 20min and we can't even surrender vote. Fucking awesome game.

edit: literally next game in. I get the same Mid who fed 1-7. He's now carrying the enemy team in the jungle as Noc and we don't even have a jungler because he's DC'ing 24/7. We lose 4v5 and the other team is BM about it. So now the guy who lost my first game single handedly gets a free win while I get stuck with another loss because of a DC.

Where the fuck is the karma?

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

February 17 2013 17:20 GMT

#7354

Every time someone first picks Riven, they have exhaust, say nothing, then after I pick a jungler they switch to smite. My entire team claims they had smite from the beginning, even though I don't really like jungling and hesitate to do it, so its not like I'm going out of my way to instigate anything or have any reason to lie. Then when I go "okay, I can mid with this champ" they all claim I'm trolling. Then the other two lanes feed, our jungler does poorly, and I'm the only one doing decently and they still accuse me of trolling.

My brain hurts.

ticklishmusic

United States15977 Posts

February 17 2013 18:45 GMT

#7355

So I play a ranked game and somehow get Blitzcrank. My Blitz is on and off, but usually all it takes is one or two good pulls to win a game.

We invade, I grab and we get a double kill and blue. Enemy team steal our blue cuz of some derping on our (jungler's) part, but nbd. We go to lane, and Graves is 6/0 and I'm 2/2 by the end of the lane phase-- Blitz OP, this is ez won game.

Midgame comes around. I miss a couple "easy" grabs during that silly staredown thing in mid and at dragon and then my top and jungle start flaming-- for the note, these guys are like 2/5 and 3/4-- not terribad, but still kinda getting carried by bot lane. I tell them that its called a skillshot for a reason, I'm not perfect and can't land every single one, and that if we just don't throw terribly then I'll land a good one some time and we'll win.

Proceed to throw the fuck out of the game and lose, welp. Enemy team doesn't need a Blitz to hop on someone when Teemo and Noc just solo wanders through their jungle...

WhiteDog

France8650 Posts

February 17 2013 19:01 GMT

#7356

Whining is not my forte.

Simberto

Germany11786 Posts

February 18 2013 03:35 GMT

#7357

I think my normal elo is absurdly low. I barely play normals, only to try new stuff i have never done before. And every single time i get weird people. Like the Zilean Soraka Botlane. Zilean going GA first because "So i can ult someone else and still be save". I am not sure if these guys are trolls or my normal elo is just so low that that is their actual thoughtprocess. Though, actually it is only a slightly more extreme version of stuff like the bankplank build, or on-hit kogmaw. "I got x, so i need to buy more of x so my x number gets absurdly high"

plasmidghost

Belgium16168 Posts

February 18 2013 05:28 GMT

#7358

I'm going to play my first ranked game of S3. Since I never finished last season's rankings, I wonder where I'll end up.
I have a bad feeling about this.