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Seuss
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States10536 Posts
April 09 2012 23:22 GMT
#3281
If I read another discussion of jungler speeds where no one bothers to actually benchmark anything my head is going to explode.

I'm looking at you Trundle thread.
"I am not able to carry all this people alone, for they are too heavy for me." -Moses (Numbers 11:14)
TheKefka
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Croatia11752 Posts
April 09 2012 23:25 GMT
#3282
NIDALEE MOBILITY BALANCED!
Cackle™
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
April 10 2012 05:46 GMT
#3283
+ Show Spoiler [800 Elo picks/ban chat] +

aephax joined the room.
Kanez990 joined the room.
Cdy12 joined the room.
Enigmatic Legend joined the room.
AMageNamedJim joined the room.
Map: Summoner's Rift
Team Size: 5x5
Game Mode: Classic
Pick Type: Draft Mode
Game Type: Ranked Game

** Shen has been Banned. **
Cdy12: I'll jungel shaco
aephax: ad bot
** Shen has been Banned. **
Cdy12: I'll jungel shaco
aephax: ad bot
Cdy12: dont ban
** Kassadin has been Banned. **
Cdy12: or il lsolo top
AMageNamedJim: ban shaco
AMageNamedJim: ban him
AMageNamedJim: fuk you
Cdy12: no
Cdy12: smd
Cdy12: lol kanzes is with me ahaha
** Morgana has been Banned. **
Kanez990: yup
** Singed has been Banned. **
AMageNamedJim: k, ready for maximum overtroll
Enigmatic Legend: yo it's k
Enigmatic Legend: they fp shaco
** Amumu has been Banned. **
Kanez990: ill
Kanez990: fp
Kanez990: shaco
Enigmatic Legend: ya it's no problem then
** Rammus has been Banned. **
** Kanez990 has chosen Shaco. **
Cdy12: fckin noob
Kanez990: im ad
Kanez990: carry btw
Enigmatic Legend: i'm going top
** Summoner 1 has chosen Mordekaiser. **
** Summoner 2 has chosen Ashe. **
Enigmatic Legend: yo trundle
Enigmatic Legend: we already have a jungle
Kanez990: we have jungle
Kanez990: omg
Cdy12: trundle im jungle
Kanez990: trundle
** Enigmatic Legend has chosen Lee Sin. **
** AMageNamedJim has chosen Trundle. **
Cdy12: idiot
Kanez990: plz dodge q
Cdy12: ohh well double jungle
Kanez990: Trundle Dodge Q
aephax: trolol
Cdy12: trundle support bot okay
Cdy12: i can just steal your jungle idc
Cdy12: Lolol
** Summoner 3 has chosen Lulu. **
** Summoner 4 has chosen Ahri. **
aephax: i called ad
Kanez990: aap
aephax: thx
** aephax has chosen Sivir. **
** Cdy12 has chosen Graves. **
Kanez990: dude
Kanez990: omfg
** Summoner 5 has chosen Twitch. **
Cdy12: LOL!
Kanez990: Fucking dodge q

Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 10 2012 05:49 GMT
#3284
THIS JUST IN, RAMMUS STILL OP AS FUCK

FUCKING FUCKING FUCK
It's your boy Guzma!
Haasts
Profile Joined October 2011
New Zealand4445 Posts
April 10 2012 11:39 GMT
#3285
Why do I play support in ranked if I end up supporting the likes of on-hit Teemo? Outlook: bleak.
PaniaoftheReef in Path of Exile TotA SSF SC // Lovelin fanclub // GreenTea #1
valheru
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia966 Posts
April 10 2012 12:54 GMT
#3286
On April 10 2012 20:39 Haasts wrote:
Why do I play support in ranked if I end up supporting the likes of on-hit Teemo? Outlook: bleak.

well you can get on hit kog that goes wits, malady, sorc boots, madreds, mallet, ionic spark...
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Sabin010
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1892 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-10 13:37:36
April 10 2012 13:18 GMT
#3287
My on hit Kog goes Malady, Witts, Sorcs, Madreds, QSS/BV/GA, void staff.

Should I be getting spark or lifesteal (blood thirster) or even Gunblade for spellvamp? instead of the QSS/BV/GA?
KovuTalli
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom325 Posts
April 10 2012 20:26 GMT
#3288
On April 10 2012 08:21 BobMcJohnson wrote:
Yay lost 100 elo in two days...

I dont really care losing games because one lane fed, sure i get a little dissapointed when i go 6/1 top but then discover that mid is 1/10 and bot is 0/9, but what really makes me rage is people giving up early.

Fucking people with zero mental, giving up in champ select because OMFG YOU DIDNT BAN KASSADIN GG ITS OVER. seriously just play the fucking game out and stop spamming/arguing all game. Makes me so fucking mad to see the number of games I lose just because fucking kids are too fucking retarded to just stop arguing with each others instead of playing. I dont even care if you're doing bad or shit as long as you're trying to play the game correctly, but for some reason that i just fail to understand 90% of people just give up instantly when there's just the slightest thing going wrong and the game just snowballs in a 20mn flamewar from there, destroying any hope for a comeback. -_-

Seriously, just go fucking play WoW if you want shitty effortless victories.


So true, hate idiots like that, or ppl who just outright refuse to go support or ad or jungle or whatever role is needed, especially if they are lowest ELO pick.

Also, try 80 ELO in two games (-40 ELO a game FML)
"Milk tastes like milk" - Raelcun.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-10 23:55:44
April 10 2012 21:59 GMT
#3289
We couldn't stop their Nashor but we killed one inhib so we had our chances, one won teamfight with our AD carry surviving and victory was ours. Then, as we kill a tower, my banshee somehow gets popped (by Kennen I guess), Cass' ult takes a 5th of my HP and Talon finally realizing how much more menacing Ryze is than MF lategame, focuses me. Silence OP, I die because I standed too much at the front and the team falls without killing anybody.

I feel guilty. T_T

(for reading purpose, the following paragraph will stay in lower cases, but for the sake of reading comprehension please assume this is all caps:)
Fuck that friggin' ISP that can't even manage connections without having them crash at least twice a month. And now it's been 4 times in a single evening, in a row, and it won't repair itself, even rebooting the rooter won't do anything, I have to totally unplug it, then plug it again, and sometimes reboot it cleanly after the first attempt, to get 5 minutes of Internet until the fucking pile of trash crashes on me again. Of course it does so while I'm in game, keeps bugging for 10+ minutes and only stops long enough for me to risk playing a game again, to crash as soon as we're into it again. Was doing well both games (trashed a WW top, then a Renekton as Olaf, was 3-0 when he reached 6) and now I let the same 4 people down twice. Couldn't even reconnect after the fucking shit started working (more or less) again, as it decided to act as if a firewall was erected and stopped some websites and apps (including LoL) to use the Internet altogether.
Fucking pile of trash. Can't they get it to work more than 28 days a month? That's almost 10% downtime, it's considered bad in all those kinds of services.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
NeedsmoreCELLTECH
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Netherlands1242 Posts
April 11 2012 11:05 GMT
#3290
Alistar goes 1\13 and blames absolutely everybody for bad play, eventough most people were play really well.
Get huge or die mirin | Diamond on LoL
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
April 11 2012 11:55 GMT
#3291
At a friends house when internet cuts out on champ select. Turns out closing the client that can't respond to anything doesn't cause a dodge and screws over my team into a 4v5, gives me a leave, and probably gets me a lot of reports.

-sigh-
shrinkmaster
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany947 Posts
April 11 2012 12:58 GMT
#3292
lulu does do way too much damage for a support at low levels. pixie op
Voltaire: The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.
noggnoskill
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States97 Posts
April 11 2012 14:06 GMT
#3293
Some games you just can't do anything to win. Maybe I should have just gone balls-out aggressive, but it's kind of retarded to do that as an AD carry.

Some guy picks Blitzcrank to support me in champ select, I tell him "if you didn't want to play support you should have just said so mang" and he's like "nah bro its k i got dis" even though he picked blitzcrank against a sivir/ali lane (Grab ali, get fucked, grab sivir... jk shielded lololol). So I just tell him to only play passive, take no risks, let me capitalize on their mistakes. We're even in cs, both of us hitting nearly every one, until the pro as heck ww gank where I get an assist on ali and sivir has to b. I pretty much snowball from there, even though it wasn't that great of a lead. I steadily get more of a cs advantage, and before I know it I'm like 6-0-3. Now in spite of having an AD carry who's doing so well, warwick is getting really pissed off at the gangplank who isn't really doing as bad as the fizz who's losing to vlad mid because aparently fishes have trouble with lobster ganks. Anyway, all game long I'm telling them to not get upset, we can win, stay positive, etc. I honestly believe that warwick is the sole reason we lost that game. I told him to just keep a good attitude, and he's like no fuck that you don't win games with just a good attitude (Which I might add is completely fucking wrong). So finally I finish a phantom dancer and tell them we should start forcing fights since Sivir has fuck-all for items.

You would think that we could just win the game by running around together taking towers and shit, but since we're already down 4 towers and people keep getting caught, it's basically just an unwinnable game. At one point some dude on the other team asked me if I main AD (I don't) so I guess that's kind of a confidence booster. It's games like that that make me just not want to play another game, though.

When did junglers start being so thin-skinned? Nowadays you can make just one snide comment and they will do everything they can possibly do to throw the game. Why would you get so upset about someone not winning a lane when you're jungling with Warwick, who has NO PRESSURE AT ALL before level 6? He's not a CARRY GAMES champion, he's a GET CARRIED champion.
Never forget, JAYM 4/4/2012
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 11 2012 21:48 GMT
#3294
You fucking moron first pick MF, can't you learn your champ and basic lanes, so that as Alistar I don't camp their bush while watching you push instead of zoning them, emptying your mana Eing vayne and not having W up when she heals during a trade, not retreating when I ping Nocturne sitting and my ward or even worse, deciding it's the perfect opportunity to fight Vayne?

Zzz...
And that teamfight where I sat watching Vayne for 10 full seconds without anybody noticing her. There wasn't even peeling for her, no, they all tunnel visioned on Noc, and there I was, the only one looking at Vayne, but as support I couldn't do a thing...
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
April 11 2012 23:46 GMT
#3295
EVERYTIME someone feeds and loses their lanes

"OMG U NEVER GANK BOT WTF"

every single person wants me to camp their lane. if you lose your goddamn lane its YOUR FAULT and their jungle alistair that was camping bot was GARBAGE and had no farm and I was up 3 levels on him because he never cleared his fucking jungle and if you keep overextending to their tower when alistair has been bot all game AND don't ward your river it's not my fault not to mention i successfully ganked each lane at least once

then another game right after that with a garbage AP nidalee and alistair in bot, no range AD and they just get completely shit on by Vayne and blame me when i don't "gank bot enough"

so i gank bot and there is a very safe dive with vayne and blitz at half health under tower, our wave pushed up and i ping and W and the nid just fucking runs away and the alistair jusst keeps autoattacking their turret god
RIP Aaliyah
little fancy
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany2504 Posts
April 12 2012 00:34 GMT
#3296
To all those that don't follow their lane opponent when he ganks for the 3rd time...

To all those that feed their enemy 0/5 by 15 minutes after you called "mid or i feed")...

To all those that are just brainless shit noobs that don't have the balls to play a single ranked game (because you know you blow SO hard!) but have too much time to have 2k + normal wins (and 3k+ losses) because you are probably unemployed...


SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKTARDS!!!


Adapt to the fact that basic & simple english (no one expects you to speak english like a british lord) is the basis for online communication or just shut up and play the game!
But PLEASE spare me the unreadable & molesting shit your dirty fingers type into /all chat.

As soon as I read "merde", "kurwa", "mierda", "hovno", "puttana", "дерьмо" or w/e I INSTANTLY lose any ambitions to carry on and win this game.


Call me "german nazi", "hitler boy" or "jew hunter" if I accidently type "ü" "ä" or "ö" while trying to organize that bunch of bastards that is called my "team", but at least I know how to communicate in case I'm not matched with Neanderthals.

CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
April 12 2012 01:09 GMT
#3297
viktor is such a good champion especially when you feed...

ezrael pushes to enemy turret to prevent our riven from helping him out and falls behind by 30 cs with great mechanics and then decides he wants top and declares that by joining me top and telling me to go bot... ok

enemy to barron, ping frantically. ezrael goes back and viktor goes for blue. support nunu walks in and just dies for no fucking reason.



Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
April 12 2012 01:20 GMT
#3298
i would say about80% of the time the other team barons my team runs in 1 by 1 by 1 and dies when they are baroning or one guy just pings it 100000 times and rages

i dont dare say "we can't beat them at baron" or ill get flamed
RIP Aaliyah
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
April 12 2012 05:05 GMT
#3299
The throws. The throws.

50 minutes into a game where I have played perfectly, The biggest throw of all time comes. After a baron steal by my team (thanks to flash-ult-zhonyas Morgana being OP), and successful teamfight wins, we are pushing down mid lane. I, Morgana, am poking their team, and get hit by Graves vision-block. In the TWO SECONDS it takes for me to walk out, our Riven (who lost top to Mundo), decides to fight 1v5. Predictably, she dies, blames it on us not following her, and we lose the game.

I crushed Brand. I won my lane. I ganked other lanes to great success, taking towers and getting dragons. I played Morgana like the perfect AP Carry. But I can't win a game if my teammates are too retarded not to do something like 1v5 their team at 50 minutes. Win Lane, Win Game? Oh yeah? I call bullshit.
Writer@WriterYamato
barbsq
Profile Joined November 2009
United States5348 Posts
April 12 2012 05:33 GMT
#3300
i fucking hate this game sometimes
i have never played another video game where i wanted to shoot myself so much for winning.

+ Show Spoiler +
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+ Show Spoiler [the story] +
so anyways, shaco + j4 were not actually double jungle. They and ryze were actually in the same game be4 and all 3 were pretty rigorously trolling each other. J4 random'd, and did some troll banning, then, even tho j4 had smite, shaco grabbed smite as well and just said that he would just follow j4 around in the jungle anyways. So then, galio, who had picked 2nd, man'd up and came bot with me after about 5 mins of nonsense and let j4 go top with shaco in the jungle, then shaco fed veigar double buffs and then pissed around in the jungle for 15-20 mins. To top it all off, i pretty much played like shit for the first 30 mins (tho admittedly 5 or so mins was 1v2) and did just about 0 dmg kus my runes and masteries were set up for ryze kus i'm an idiot and didn't change my shit. So why the fuck did we win........
Look at this guy, constantly diluting himself! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ ( ╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻
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