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Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 20 2013 13:14 GMT
#3061
Not so much American uptightness as the opposite of pervy Germans I think No offense intended, but I'm pretty sure jerking it in a public place is a big no-no in the entire world (perhaps with the possible exception of Germany), even if you do cover your junk with a jacket.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11519 Posts
February 20 2013 13:42 GMT
#3062
What, you mean the rest of the world doesn't do that?

It is pretty common here in Germany to jerk of in public, pretty much everyone does it. As long as you cover your junk everything is fine. Why should anyone care about that, it is your own business after all as long as you don't get others involved. The face of someone jerking of does not look distinctly different from that of a guy going for a run in the park, after all, and who would object to that?

Also, if something is defined as a personal area, you can do pretty much anything you like there. For example, your car is a personal area, so you can drive around naked all day if you like, and noone can say anything against that.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 20 2013 14:06 GMT
#3063
On February 20 2013 22:42 Simberto wrote:
What, you mean the rest of the world doesn't do that?

It is pretty common here in Germany to jerk of in public, pretty much everyone does it. As long as you cover your junk everything is fine. Why should anyone care about that, it is your own business after all as long as you don't get others involved. The face of someone jerking of does not look distinctly different from that of a guy going for a run in the park, after all, and who would object to that?

Also, if something is defined as a personal area, you can do pretty much anything you like there. For example, your car is a personal area, so you can drive around naked all day if you like, and noone can say anything against that.

I honestly don't know enough about German laws to know if anything you're saying is trolling or not.
It's your boy Guzma!
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11519 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-20 14:14:12
February 20 2013 14:08 GMT
#3064
On February 20 2013 23:06 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2013 22:42 Simberto wrote:
What, you mean the rest of the world doesn't do that?

It is pretty common here in Germany to jerk of in public, pretty much everyone does it. As long as you cover your junk everything is fine. Why should anyone care about that, it is your own business after all as long as you don't get others involved. The face of someone jerking of does not look distinctly different from that of a guy going for a run in the park, after all, and who would object to that?

Also, if something is defined as a personal area, you can do pretty much anything you like there. For example, your car is a personal area, so you can drive around naked all day if you like, and noone can say anything against that.

I honestly don't know enough about German laws to know if anything you're saying is trolling or not.


It is all true.
Broetchenholer
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1944 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-20 14:22:46
February 20 2013 14:11 GMT
#3065
I've never seen anybody drive naked, but what do i know, maybe that is true as well.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
February 20 2013 14:24 GMT
#3066
You can also have sex in public, if you don't mind people watching.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11519 Posts
February 20 2013 14:29 GMT
#3067
On February 20 2013 23:11 Broetchenholer wrote:
I've never seen anybody drive naked, but what do i know, maybe that is true as well.


I guess that is because it is actually pretty uncomfortable. Your skin sticks to the seat, and you got the car heater blowing air at your junk. The whole thing is not really a very pleasant experience.
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
February 20 2013 14:40 GMT
#3068
I haven't heard of these litterboxes for... sperm, I suppose? But maybe that's because I never had to look for one...
Driving a car while naked is apparently not forbidden, but if you're male, you better cover yourself before leaving the car. Women don't seem to have to worry about that.
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Broetchenholer
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1944 Posts
February 20 2013 14:57 GMT
#3069
Ok, this got me curious, didn't find an actual law text, but this is from the internet:

"Solange man nicht aussteigt, ist das Nacktfahren kein Problem", so Thomas Kuwatsch, Portalmanager von auto.de. Nackt auf einem Zweirad ist dagegen sehr heikel. Diese für alle sichtbare freizügige Fortbewegung könnte schon unter exhibitionistische Handlungen fallen. Schneller als man seine Sachen wieder angezogen hat, hat der flotte Nudist Post vom Staatsanwalt."

"Nach Paragraph 183 StGB kann es den männlichen Nackedei für bis zu einem Jahr hinter Gitter bringen. Zeigefreudige Frauen werden nach §183 nicht bestraft", so der Leipziger Verkehrsrechtsanwalt Andreas Kretschmer. Also Männer, auch wenn es ungerecht ist: Nackt Auto fahren ja, austeigen leider nein. Und die Frauen? Die haben Narrenfreiheit – scheinbar auch vor dem Gesetz."

Source: http://www.drive-and-style.de/service-reparatur/mein-recht/detailansicht-mein-recht/artikel/kein-gesetz-verbietet-huellenloses-autofahren-1.html

Translated: "As long as you don't exit the car, driving naked is no problem", according to Thomas Kuwatsch, portal manager of auto.de. Naked on a bycicle is very critical compared to that. Moving visibly naked for everyone like that could be considered exhibitionistic. Post from the attorney could come faster then you putting your clothes back on.

As stated in paragraph 183 of StGB it can be sacntioned by 1 year of prison for male nakeds. Women are not prosecuted by paragraph 183."...journalistic banter follows. Damn, why don't girls use that privilege more often?
lolson
Profile Joined February 2013
Germany18 Posts
February 20 2013 15:36 GMT
#3070
Simberto Germany. February 20 2013 22:42. Posts 2117 PM Profile Quote #
What, you mean the rest of the world doesn't do that?

It is pretty common here in Germany to jerk of in public, pretty much everyone does it. As long as you cover your junk everything is fine. Why should anyone care about that, it is your own business after all as long as you don't get others involved. The face of someone jerking of does not look distinctly different from that of a guy going for a run in the park, after all, and who would object to that?

Also, if something is defined as a personal area, you can do pretty much anything you like there. For example, your car is a personal area, so you can drive around naked all day if you like, and noone can say anything against that.


I can only confirm this! Here in Germany everyone does it in public nps!

+ Show Spoiler +
Dudes, they r only trolling you, dont try it, you will end up in jail! Also, please welcome me to the community!
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
February 20 2013 15:40 GMT
#3071
Welcome to the community lolson! I figured he was trolling, but as I recently heard strange and apparently true things about german saunas I felt it would be irresponsible to dismiss it outright.

Did we go off topic? HOW ABOUT THAT AP TRYNDA GUISE!?
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-20 15:41:42
February 20 2013 15:41 GMT
#3072
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source: http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3144872&page=11
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-02-20 15:42:49
February 20 2013 15:42 GMT
#3073
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Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 20 2013 18:24 GMT
#3074
The last one is my favorite.

[image loading]
It's your boy Guzma!
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
February 20 2013 18:39 GMT
#3075
On February 21 2013 03:24 Requizen wrote:
The last one is my favorite.

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[image loading]


omg, this is really hilarious.
Silvanel
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Poland4730 Posts
February 20 2013 18:39 GMT
#3076
Good one!
Pathetic Greta hater.
-Zoda-
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
France3578 Posts
February 20 2013 18:40 GMT
#3077
I like the 4th one.
♪ 最初はi つなぐdo それ つまりlife 常に移動 ♪ - IGN: Uhryks
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
February 20 2013 19:54 GMT
#3078
That last one... I post that link in team chat when someone in champ select does that xD
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 21 2013 00:28 GMT
#3079
On February 20 2013 07:33 Requizen wrote:
Oh my God I forgot how much I love Badminstrator sometimes. Those lyrics.



I love Badmin. Played a game with him a while back - fanboid real hard.

The Viktor one is amazing.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Amarok
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia2003 Posts
February 21 2013 02:09 GMT
#3080
On February 20 2013 07:33 Requizen wrote:
Oh my God I forgot how much I love Badminstrator sometimes. Those lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGFQHxAlPbw


Oh god! My sides, they burn.

Seriously that was fantastic.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
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