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On May 31 2019 10:48 neutralrobot wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2019 05:11 Xain0n wrote:
Patience gets out of this group and wins Code S on top of his stellar PvP! Nah, soO is going to win the tournament with cheese strats every step of the way. He holds up the trophy and rips off his mask at the end to reveal that he's been BitByBit this whole time and playing the longest, most strategic con game we've ever seen in the history of eSports. "Cheese strats best strats!" he yells to a stunned audience. After a long silence, the strained voice of Artosis can be heard. "My god, I guess he's right," he says tearfully. "All this time, he had the whole game figured out, and the right way to play was by cheesing. My life is a lie." Tasteless chimes in, saying, "For those of you who don't know, cheesing is where you use a strategy intended to win in the opening through risky, usually very aggressive play." The end.
That's a great story!
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On May 31 2019 11:14 brickrd wrote:
innovation and dark just because i want to laugh my head off watching the balance whiners strain their narrative after weeks of ALL tOsS rO8!!!!
I mean, it's hard to deny Protoss dominance in Korea, no matter how you look at it, and 7 Protoss (and Poor soO) ro8 would at least be funny.
Hoping for Dark personally.
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Czech Republic12133 Posts
On May 31 2019 11:14 brickrd wrote:
innovation and dark just because i want to laugh my head off watching the balance whiners strain their narrative after weeks of ALL tOsS rO8!!!!
Yeah, 8/16 RO16 and 5/8 RO8 seems completely fine from what can be called an equal race distribution in RO32. No reason to whine at all, right?
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I'm hoping for the fallback meme of 7 protoss + Soo myself.
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I want 7 protoss  bring the balance whine!
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On May 31 2019 20:52 Athenau wrote:
I'm hoping for the fallback meme of 7 protoss + Soo myself.
And then soO winning ofcourse.
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On May 31 2019 10:48 neutralrobot wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2019 05:11 Xain0n wrote:
Patience gets out of this group and wins Code S on top of his stellar PvP! Nah, soO is going to win the tournament with cheese strats every step of the way. He holds up the trophy and rips off his mask at the end to reveal that he's been BitByBit this whole time and playing the longest, most strategic con game we've ever seen in the history of eSports. "Cheese strats best strats!" he yells to a stunned audience. After a long silence, the strained voice of Artosis can be heard. "My god, I guess he's right," he says tearfully. "All this time, he had the whole game figured out, and the right way to play was by cheesing. My life is a lie." Tasteless chimes in, saying, "For those of you who don't know, cheesing is where you use a strategy intended to win in the opening through risky, usually very aggressive play."The end.
This part had me rolling. Kudos.
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Believe in Protoss boys
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Some people clearly dont watch Olimoleague, Inno just 3-1 Stats and 4-1 Gumiho recently. He's in a great form atm.
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On June 01 2019 01:11 parksonsc wrote:
Some people clearly dont watch Olimoleague, Inno just 3-1 Stats and 4-1 Gumiho recently. He's in a great form atm.
Online Stats, truly a force to be reckoned with.
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On May 31 2019 10:48 neutralrobot wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2019 05:11 Xain0n wrote:
Patience gets out of this group and wins Code S on top of his stellar PvP! Nah, soO is going to win the tournament with cheese strats every step of the way. He holds up the trophy and rips off his mask at the end to reveal that he's been BitByBit this whole time and playing the longest, most strategic con game we've ever seen in the history of eSports. "Cheese strats best strats!" he yells to a stunned audience. After a long silence, the strained voice of Artosis can be heard. "My god, I guess he's right," he says tearfully. "All this time, he had the whole game figured out, and the right way to play was by cheesing. My life is a lie." Tasteless chimes in, saying, "For those of you who don't know, cheesing is where you use a strategy intended to win in the opening through risky, usually very aggressive play." The end.
"For those of you who don't know, cheesing is where you use a strategy intended to win in the opening through risky, usually very aggressive play."
if i were drinking water i would have spit it out. i can even hear tasteless delivering that line perfectly in my head
A++++++ punchline
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Russian Federation40190 Posts
On May 31 2019 10:48 neutralrobot wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2019 05:11 Xain0n wrote:
Patience gets out of this group and wins Code S on top of his stellar PvP! Nah, soO is going to win the tournament with cheese strats every step of the way. He holds up the trophy and rips off his mask at the end to reveal that he's been BitByBit this whole time and playing the longest, most strategic con game we've ever seen in the history of eSports. "Cheese strats best strats!" he yells to a stunned audience. After a long silence, the strained voice of Artosis can be heard. "My god, I guess he's right," he says tearfully. "All this time, he had the whole game figured out, and the right way to play was by cheesing. My life is a lie." Tasteless chimes in, saying, "For those of you who don't know, cheesing is where you use a strategy intended to win in the opening through risky, usually very aggressive play." The end.
You know it hits too close to home when i hear Tasteless in my head spelling that out.
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On May 31 2019 20:52 Athenau wrote:
I'm hoping for the fallback meme of 7 protoss + Soo myself.
Soo actually ruined it for me. Now I'm pulling for inno and dark since the all protoss ro8 is dead.
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On May 31 2019 16:37 Xain0n wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2019 10:48 neutralrobot wrote:On May 31 2019 05:11 Xain0n wrote:
Patience gets out of this group and wins Code S on top of his stellar PvP! Nah, soO is going to win the tournament with cheese strats every step of the way. He holds up the trophy and rips off his mask at the end to reveal that he's been BitByBit this whole time and playing the longest, most strategic con game we've ever seen in the history of eSports. "Cheese strats best strats!" he yells to a stunned audience. After a long silence, the strained voice of Artosis can be heard. "My god, I guess he's right," he says tearfully. "All this time, he had the whole game figured out, and the right way to play was by cheesing. My life is a lie." Tasteless chimes in, saying, "For those of you who don't know, cheesing is where you use a strategy intended to win in the opening through risky, usually very aggressive play." The end. That's a great story!
a tournament full of cheese is act of killing against davey s wish.the man himself would come out of nowhere, kick the balance team s ass and finally fix this goddamn game
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On June 01 2019 01:11 parksonsc wrote:
Some people clearly dont watch Olimoleague, Inno just 3-1 Stats and 4-1 Gumiho recently. He's in a great form atm.
INno has been killing in on ladder and online consistently for years. Yet hasn't looked like a dominating force on LAN since 2017.
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yea, inno is always in the top 15 and very often in the top 3 of the KR ladder, his LAN results have been subpar compared to his ladder performance.
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On May 31 2019 17:29 deacon.frost wrote:Show nested quote +On May 31 2019 11:14 brickrd wrote:
innovation and dark just because i want to laugh my head off watching the balance whiners strain their narrative after weeks of ALL tOsS rO8!!!! Yeah, 8/16 RO16 and 5/8 RO8 seems completely fine from what can be called an equal race distribution in RO32. No reason to whine at all, right?
take a statistics class
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EPT
