[DreamHack] Valencia 2015 Day 2 - Page 73

On July 18 2015 03:17 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:

Shellbot is shitposting in the Blizzcon 2015 forum. At 99999 posts, Innovation defeats Snute 4-3 in one of the closest games of StarCraft II history, using MULES to shield his hellbats which are shielding his tanks and thors. While being interviewed by Smix, as she finishes the question in English and is about to switch to Korean, Innovation cuts her off, grabs the microphone, announces his true identity as a moderator on TL, and gives a 15-minute shoutout where he thanks everyone and anyone who has ever posted in an LR thread in decreasing duration of total ban length. But the names are too long, and the cancer from reading all the names set in and Innovation's head implodes as his planned celebratory fireworks backfire and shoot everywhere, destroying the stage, making Snute the winner by forfeit.

On the Blizzcon LR, as we finally hit 1000 pages the organic way, Shellbot posts his 100000th post:



And his tragic, final 100001st post: