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Manifesto7
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Osaka27147 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-05-12 04:36:28
January 17 2005 11:48 GMT
#1
What’s this? *Looks around suspiciously*, a battle report? Well, after clearing off the cobwebs from my computer, it is time to get down to business, better late than never eh? Week 5 of the IOPS OSL featured a couple games that didn’t matter, but featured great players, and a couple matches that would have dire consequences on the group stage of the tourney.

Game 1: NaDa (t) 41-23 vs Iloveoov (t) 28-21 on Balhae’s Dream

Two monsters of the terran genre hooked up for an island battle. Iloveoov (12-11 vs T) had already succumbed to the winners curse, but was trying to stay out of the dubious 0-3 category, while at the same time trying to slow the wrecking train that is NaDa (9-5 vs T).

The command centers landed on the eastern half of the map, with NaDa at one and oov at five. Both players grabbed their geysers quickly, and then float their barracks west away from each other. Both players went for virtually the same build, goliaths, dropships with an academy for scan tech. The action opened up with oov’s first gol laden ships trying to shoot down Nada’s floating barracks in the middle of the map. In a questionable move, Nada decided to save his rax rather than countering in oov’s undefended base.

Oov was content to chill in his base, massing tanks to go with his few goliaths, while taking his natural and expanding to the seven o’clock main as well. Nada flew over seven oclock, and the crowed ooo’ed as it appeared he would find oov’s completely undefended and functioning expansion, but inexplicably he turned and continued flying his ships, missing the CC by a single point of sight. Instead, he decides to tank oov’s natural, and begins to ferry his troops up onto to the mainland. However, his force turned to dust under oov’s boot as a new army magically appeared in his base (I’m totally serious, his new nick should be the voodoo terran). Why was this a NEW army? Well because oov had another army consisting of a division of tanks with massive goliath support pounding Nada’s natural from below.

Oov continued to pump gol/tank while throwing down a CC at the seven natural and another in the center expansion. Looking to put his Frankenstein boot on Nada’s throat, he began to ferry his units up into Nada’s main. Kid Canine had the answer though, as his drops ships dealt a double blow, killing the intruding force as well as dropping the seven o’clock expansion and dealing scv death. This lull allowed Nada to retake his natural expansion as well as the minerals at twelve o’clock.

His break from oov’s juggernaut was short-lived however, as oov bullied his way up the map yet again. A million (no lie) tanks pounded Nada’s expo yet again, but in a charge worthy of the Light Brigade, Nada’s ships swooped in and destroyed the entire force. Every last scrap of iron. With my jaw on the floor, Nada again managed to fend oov off, as the machine turned his economy into high gear and sent a constant stream of metal north. Nada tried to make a stab at the middle expansion to slow oov down, but he had no choice but to return and defend at twelve o’clock. One last attempt by Nada looked good as he dropped both 7 and oov’s near done natural, but the number’s game was simply overwhelming, and oov defended both prongs while countering himself. With the destruction of 12, Nada typed GG.

Oov > Nada

Wow. A real tour de force by oov as he played like a monster and repeatedly stomped Nada. However, Nada DID have a couple good chances in this game. Had he countered with his first two ships he would have cleaved oov’s scv, and had he got a glimpse of seven early on, oov would have been unable to stop a slaughter. Missing those opportunities allowed oov to turn on his macro, and in that, there is no equal.

Game 2: Doggi (t) 20-30 vs Yellow 79-49 (z) on Alchemist

Although this looked like a mismatch on paper, Doggi was looking to ensure AT LEAST a tie-break for a play-off spot, and would be playing inspired tvz on this day. Yellow on the other hand had already reached the next round… was there an inkling in his mind to throw the game? Doing so would put Boxer into the precarious position of having to beat both Max and Doggi without losing. Nahh… Yellow wouldn’t do that… right?

Anyways, Doggi (9-13 vs Z) started in the top left, while Yellow (41-26 vs T) spawned at three. Yellow quickly expanded, and then dropped a third hatchery at his ramp while putting up a spire. Doggi set up a containment with a dozen MM and promptly expanded south to nine o’clock. With the marines still chillin’ in front of Yellow’s base, the zerg master was free to raid the terran main, destroying a near completed factory as well as a depot and some scv. With seemingly no troops, it appeared that Doggi was going to be shoved rudely aside, especially when Yellow expanded again to one and added lurkers to his arsenal.

Doggi did have a plan however, and on the strength of his two gas, Doggi went for a triple port build, and six cloaked wraiths quickly winged to the sky. Yellow’s lurkers had been trekking around the south of the map, but the wraiths cut them off and quickly splattered them as they tried to scurry home. Yellow switched things up with defilers, and in a masterful stroke broke into Doggi’s main with a swarm while at the same time plaguing Doggi’s huge wraith fleet. He was unable to penetrate further as his defilers were irradiated, however Doggi could not advance with his MM/tank/vessel army that he had been massing from his expo. Yellow tried to follow up on his northern offensive with a massive 7 lord drop on Doggi’s nine o’clock position, but Doggi hit the insert key and intercepted it with his repaired wraiths.

Could Doggi do it? Could he finish off the best zerg player on earth? Wel he had a god sized lead which got a lot bigger after blasting apart the hatchery at one. Like water falling downhill, there was no stopping Doggi as ultralisks fell before his blazing guns. With one last drop in the works, Yellow began tearing up Doggi’s expansions at seven and nine, but he had no answer for the main army that gutted his main and then finished off his natural. GG

Doggi > Yellow

Doggi looked shaky early on, but he switched up his tech just in time to prevent lurker death. After that, with some fortuitous timing, Doggi stopped Yellow’s attacks cold and then massed until his army was unstoppable. The pressure is now on Boxer to finish off Max and set up a three way tie-break between Doggi, Yellow, and himself.

Game 3: Reach (p) 59-48 vs SaferZerg (z) 16-11 on Neo Guillotine

I have heard rumblings about my reporting being somewhat biased towards Reach, and that I should try to be more impartial. I apologize for this, and will try to curb my enthusiasm for him from now on.

The greatest StarCraft player on the earth today (23-28 vs Z) warped in at five, while SaferZerg (4-3 vs P) spawned across the map at eleven. Safer went for a safe twelve pool build while scouting the map, while Odin himself used his brilliant intellect and cunning to start with a forge-first build which quickly led to a fast nexus. It looked as if the game would boil down to a race between Reach’s sairs and Safer’s mutalisks, but in reality there was no competition. Saferzerg was forced to switch to lurkers while the Gifted One’s air power dominated the skies.

While Safer looked to contain with his new lurkers, Reach simply shrugged off his opponents mild attempts at resistance as his dt artfully ninja sliced the drones at Safer’s expansion. Bordering on contempt for this pathetic display of zerg offense, Reach broke out of his main with a zeal/goon/temp army, decimating his opponent’s lurkers and expanding two more times. With only one expansion, Safer was unable to keep up with the protoss macro game, and with every breath Reach gave life to new legions of armies willing to do his bidding. As Safer huddled in the corner of the map, mounting no offense and trying to avoid detection, Reach launched his Spartans relentlessly, raining blue fire down upon the confused and frightened zerg. With the blood running in torrents, Safer quickly taped out in the face of the onslaught, took one look at the face of God, and ran from the MegaWeb studio to find solace in the company of lesser mortals.

Reach simply got up, made all the girls swoon with a single smile, and then got into his cloud car and headed back to the heavens for fine wine and peeled grapes.

Reach > SaferZerg

Unfortunately, this does not change things for my Mudang hero. However, he will ultimately extract revenge upon all those who attempt to sully his name.

Game 4: Goodfriend (t) 14-7 vs GoRush (z) 25-17 on Neo Guillotine

Goodfriend (3-0 vs Z) has been on a role lately, and it didn’t stop today. Starting at one, he went for a quick academy against GoRush (10-11 vs T) who spawned at five. GoRush blocked his choke with a hatchery while expanding, but when GF knocked on the door with 6 rines, 2 bats, and 2 medics, GoRush only had two sunken colonies. The bats flambéed the zergling defense while the marines blasted apart the sinken colonies. With a stream of MM reinforcements on the way, GoRush was forced to try and defend with drones. We all know how that goes, and Goodfriend sweeps his group.

Goodfriend > GoRush

GoRush simply mistimed and underestimated the attack by GoodFriend. For his part, all it took was some cute micro and a keen mind to sow up his third straight OSL game.



OCL update

Group E
XellOs > TheWind on Neo Guillotine
Stork[gm] > ShinHwa[Name] on Neo Guillotine
Winners' Final: Stork[gm] > XellOs on Requiem
Losers' game: TheWind > ShinHwa[Name] on Alchemist
Losers' Final: XellOs > TheWind on Dream of Balhae

Stork[gm] qualified into OCL playoffs
XellOs qualified into the Duel League
There is only one more week left in the group stage for the OCL, and then the playoffs will begin.
ModeratorGodfather
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-17 12:00:07
January 17 2005 11:58 GMT
#2
On January 17 2005 20:48 Manifesto7 wrote:Missing those opportunities allowed oov to turn on his macro, and in that, there is no equal.

except Reach. game 1 semis EVER OSL kekekeke



nice reports, especially the total lack of bias in the reach vs saferzerg game
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Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
January 17 2005 12:22 GMT
#3
Reach simply got up, made all the girls swoon with a single smile, and then got into his cloud car and headed back to the heavens for fine wine and peeled grapes.
JAM THE FUCKER!
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
January 17 2005 12:33 GMT
#4
ur kidding

no way stork is doing this good now


god i hate that guy
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22253 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-17 12:36:18
January 17 2005 12:35 GMT
#5
I have heard rumblings about my reporting being somewhat biased towards Reach, and that I should try to be more impartial. I apologize for this, and will try to curb my enthusiasm for him from now on.

The greatest StarCraft player on the earth today (23-28 vs Z) warped in at five,




OMG... I was laughing so hard after reading that I couldn't read anymore of the report for like 5 minutes until I settled down... Mani is god~
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
naventus
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1337 Posts
January 17 2005 12:40 GMT
#6
haha yea- i loved the modest descriptions of Reach.
hmm.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 17 2005 12:43 GMT
#7
Doggi > Yellow

EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22253 Posts
January 17 2005 12:44 GMT
#8
On January 17 2005 21:40 naventus wrote:
haha yea- i loved the modest descriptions of Reach.


Yeah, it's funnier if you were able to catch the background behind why Mani wrote his disclaimer... I'm still laughing though... I read the part in italics and thought he was 100% serious and then I read the next line... my sides hurt now from laughing so hard. ^_^
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
DarkGhost]Coon[
Profile Joined February 2004
United States1471 Posts
January 17 2005 12:44 GMT
#9
On January 17 2005 21:35 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
I have heard rumblings about my reporting being somewhat biased towards Reach, and that I should try to be more impartial. I apologize for this, and will try to curb my enthusiasm for him from now on.

The greatest StarCraft player on the earth today (23-28 vs Z) warped in at five,




OMG... I was laughing so hard after reading that I couldn't read anymore of the report for like 5 minutes until I settled down... Mani is god~


Same! Fucking hell! All hail Manifesto7!
Common sense is not so common.
Alpha
Profile Joined September 2004
France1495 Posts
January 17 2005 12:55 GMT
#10
nice report mani, too bad i lost most of my bets
The psi bolts enlighten me.
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
January 17 2005 13:11 GMT
#11
rofl manifesto, nice report.
Bordering on contempt for this pathetic display of zerg offense

Best line
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
January 17 2005 15:24 GMT
#12
Reach report made my day, mani
ModeratorFather of bunnies
thelucas
Profile Joined October 2004
Slovakia285 Posts
January 17 2005 16:30 GMT
#13
But oov has another build then nada
this is possibility to show what is perfection
tree
Profile Joined October 2004
United States591 Posts
January 17 2005 16:37 GMT
#14
Thought you were gone manifesto?
1 month w/o BW = Hell
Misca
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands605 Posts
January 17 2005 17:20 GMT
#15
Who the hell is Stork[gM]? :S

I have never ever heard of this guy be4, who is he?
He's doing pretty well, entering OCL league with Xellos going to duel challenge...

Who is he?
FunFluffyBunny
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Sweden1696 Posts
January 17 2005 17:48 GMT
#16
Great reports as always
A nice start on my day.
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
January 17 2005 17:53 GMT
#17
yay gogo reach!!!
Memory lane in nice
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22253 Posts
January 17 2005 17:59 GMT
#18
On January 18 2005 02:20 Misca wrote:
Who the hell is Stork[gM]? :S

I have never ever heard of this guy be4, who is he?
He's doing pretty well, entering OCL league with Xellos going to duel challenge...

Who is he?


[gm] is mass producing progamers at the moment, lots of newer faces, stork[gm], cuteboy[gm], fighter[gm], tulip[gm], etc.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
January 17 2005 18:13 GMT
#19
--- Nuked ---
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
January 17 2005 18:54 GMT
#20
Nice reports as usual but i would have mentionned that in the gorush GF game gorush 3rd hatch got delayed by A LOT which actually allowed GF's fast acad to be effective.
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
neotoss
Profile Joined January 2003
China217 Posts
January 17 2005 19:15 GMT
#21
Great reports ! This make my coffee break during the work much more enjoyable. Looking forward to read some more reports !!!
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
January 17 2005 19:42 GMT
#22
decidedly capital Reach report!
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
yeehaw
Profile Joined October 2004
San Marino888 Posts
January 17 2005 20:18 GMT
#23
I expect boxer to recieve the same treatment next week.
G_G
dork
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada2207 Posts
January 17 2005 20:31 GMT
#24
On January 17 2005 21:35 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
I have heard rumblings about my reporting being somewhat biased towards Reach, and that I should try to be more impartial. I apologize for this, and will try to curb my enthusiasm for him from now on.

The greatest StarCraft player on the earth today (23-28 vs Z) warped in at five,




OMG... I was laughing so hard after reading that I couldn't read anymore of the report for like 5 minutes until I settled down... Mani is god~



hahahaha sexcellent post
mani is my new hero
staring at the world through the rear view
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
January 17 2005 20:32 GMT
#25
omg hahahaha
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
Live2Win *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6657 Posts
January 17 2005 20:45 GMT
#26
Mani's reports are great...
SAY YES TO STIM KIDS!!! XD
Tupan
Profile Joined December 2004
Brazil319 Posts
January 17 2005 22:09 GMT
#27
<After reading Reach's game report>

Heuaheuaehuaehaueaheuaheuaehauehauehaeuhaeuaheuaeeauheuaeh....

Dez
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden159 Posts
January 17 2005 22:35 GMT
#28
rofl @ the reach report
so good
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
January 17 2005 22:38 GMT
#29
bahahahaha

mani
AUSSIESCUM
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HnR)hT
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3468 Posts
January 17 2005 23:14 GMT
#30
The Reach report was one of the most genuinely funny things I've seen on this site. Well done ^^
ParasitJonte
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden1768 Posts
January 17 2005 23:59 GMT
#31
yea, that was pure candy man =)
Hello=)
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
January 18 2005 00:51 GMT
#32
=]
Only read the reach report.

ART

:D
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27147 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-18 03:29:06
January 18 2005 03:25 GMT
#33
On January 18 2005 01:30 thelucas wrote:
But oov has another build then nada


Nope, they bother went for the 2 fac gol/ship build... the order in which they got an academy was different, but it was the same result.

Thanks for the compliments peoples
ModeratorGodfather
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
January 18 2005 03:29 GMT
#34
Damn, the only toss is out - it was sure some time ago also, but it's still sad
I want more P in the next OGN.
Complete the cycle!
Yksethni
Profile Joined July 2004
United States220 Posts
January 18 2005 04:11 GMT
#35
On January 17 2005 20:48 Manifesto7 wrote:

The greatest StarCraft player on the earth today (23-28 vs Z) warped in at five...


The greatest Starcraft player on earth today, and he's got a losing record against Zerg ?! OMG, that proves it, imbalance !!
Every heart to love will come, but like a refugee.
TiQ.SinGi
Profile Joined December 2004
Norway385 Posts
January 18 2005 04:42 GMT
#36
mhmm rly NiiiiCeee loved the way that report was made =) keep up the g00d worK -_-V
“Approved attributes and their relation to face make every man his own jailer; this is a fundamental social constraint even though each man may like his cell.” -Goffman
coulthard.
Profile Joined November 2004
Greece200 Posts
January 18 2005 04:45 GMT
#37
gogo Reach <3 best toss right now :D
Salad Finger fan :P
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
January 18 2005 06:44 GMT
#38
I think oov has a "you can't see my expo" hack on.
Trucy Wright is hot
homoerectus_
Profile Joined September 2003
149 Posts
January 18 2005 08:45 GMT
#39
talking up a player when they have a pretty average record (to be nice) makes it sound more pathetic unfortunately.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27147 Posts
January 18 2005 09:26 GMT
#40
On January 18 2005 17:45 homoerectus_ wrote:
talking up a player when they have a pretty average record (to be nice) makes it sound more pathetic unfortunately.


Reach (p) 59-48

Looks pretty kickass to me. Reach also holds a PvT record that may never be surpassed.
ModeratorGodfather
FoReST
Profile Joined November 2004
Korea (South)43 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-18 11:03:49
January 18 2005 11:02 GMT
#41
I love this report, especially on Reach.
FoReST
Profile Joined November 2004
Korea (South)43 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-18 11:04:02
January 18 2005 11:03 GMT
#42
gulii
Profile Joined November 2004
Sweden2791 Posts
January 18 2005 15:11 GMT
#43
WHY !! yellow and my gorush...
oj-
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States368 Posts
January 19 2005 04:45 GMT
#44
what's Reach's PvT record?
came back for Starcraft Remastered
Tossim1
Profile Joined June 2004
714 Posts
January 19 2005 04:47 GMT
#45
is that the same stork from 2003 wcg korea?
ban :)
Profile Joined September 2003
Denmark238 Posts
January 19 2005 19:33 GMT
#46
On January 18 2005 17:45 homoerectus_ wrote:
talking up a player when they have a pretty average record (to be nice) makes it sound more pathetic unfortunately.


jerk
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
January 20 2005 03:09 GMT
#47
On January 17 2005 20:48 Manifesto7 wrote:
As Safer huddled in the corner of the map, mounting no offense and trying to avoid detection, Reach launched his Spartans relentlessly, raining blue fire down upon the confused and frightened zerg. With the blood running in torrents, Safer quickly taped out in the face of the onslaught, took one look at the face of God, and ran from the MegaWeb studio to find solace in the company of lesser mortals.

Reach simply got up, made all the girls swoon with a single smile, and then got into his cloud car and headed back to the heavens for fine wine and peeled grapes.


Hilarious. I can't wait to see more reports from Mani.
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
Depops
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Australia101 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-26 21:57:59
January 26 2005 21:47 GMT
#48
Mani's reports are always a great read, but that Reach report really takes the cake. Now I've got another reason to hope he wins. #1: He's my favourite player. #2: Mani will go nuts.

I couldn't believe that Yellow lost to underdoggi, but after reading this it's planted thoughts of conspiracy in my head. Surely he must have thrown it. He's been playing so well lately, I can't believe he could lose to one of the worst (read: least amazing) players this season.
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