Scene: Mike Morhaime's office, a darkened room covered in Blizzard memorabilia. Mike Morhaime sits behind his desk, stroking a cat.

Dustin Browder enters the room, and silently kneels before him.

Dustin: What is thy bidding, my master?

Morhaime: There is a great disturbance in the fanbase.

Dustin: I have felt it, my master.

Morhaime: Many of the e-sports fans are not switching over to SC2. They believe the Korean BroodWar leagues are more competitive and...fun to watch. (Morhaime sneers)

Dustin: But Kespa is just a small organization. Boxer can no longer help them...

Morhaime: They could severely lessen our sales. Already, they have succeeded in getting SC2 rated Adults Only in Korea. If they continue to oppose us, the damage would be great.

Dustin: But...if Kespa could be turned, they would be a powerful ally...

Morhaime: Yes...yes...but can it be done? We have negotiated with them for three years, and still they refuse to bow to our whims.

Dustin: If they cannot be turned...they will be destroyed.

Morhaime: Yes...but how? Our greatest legal and parapsychological pressure has been ineffective against them.

Dustin: Through Blizzard Korea and my contacts in the Illuminati, I have acquired certain information concerning the Korean progamers and proteams. Information about match-fixing scandals, involving the top echelon of players in Korea...including (Z)

sAviOr himself.

Morhaime: Excellent! This information that could severely damage Kespa. I will travel to Korea immediately, and begin spreading this information among the Korean e-sports media. Kespa will be utterly destroyed!

Dustin: But what if they survive?

Morhaime: Do not worry, my servant. Through my contacts in the International Jesuit Conspiracy, I have acquired even more damaging information than this. If they will not bow to us, then they will find themselves shaken by scandal after scandal, until nothing at all remains of them but dust and ashes. And then, once Kespa is gone, we will step in, and take over all of e-sports. Starcraft 2's ascendancy will be assured!

Dustin: But what if some of the fans discover what we're doing? What if they connect us to the scandal?

Morhaime: That is unlikely. But even if they do, even if all of the foreign e-sports fans rebel against us...Kespa will fall, and there is nothing they can do to stop us. Mwa ha ha ha ha!
(Morhaime subsides into maniacal laughter)

Dustin: So be it, my master.

Dustin rises to his feet, and exits the office.

Mike Morhaime stands up slowly, and whispers an incantation over his cat. The cat transforms into a massive wing-ed HELLBEAST, which Morhaime leaps upon and rides off in the direction of Korea, cackling madly.

Was this about what you had in mind?

this is all part of blizzard's dirty plot to get rid of bw to make way for sc2. they are creating false evidence to take out savior

Shatter

United States1401 Posts

June 04 2010 20:37 GMT

#126

Ma Jae Yoon fighting!...in court!

Mykill

Canada3402 Posts

June 04 2010 20:49 GMT

#127

Savior in denial? or maybe he actually didnt...

Crimson)S(hadow

Philippines645 Posts

June 04 2010 21:07 GMT

#128

On June 04 2010 17:07 Mastermind wrote:
I am so glad this has shut up all the savior fanboys who use to think he could have a come back.

NOPE. since he won't be paid to lose anymore, he will now have no choice but to rape everyone again. he was rumored to be the #1 in iccup, and his teammates said he still played well in practice compared to his terrible televised games, so you could say he still could have been dominating like he used to even throughout 2008-2010. wasn't his last televised game a win against Jaedong? ZvZ was always his achilles heel, but if he's able to beat jaedong then that only proves he can still be dominating even today.

and when savior's jail sentence is over and joins the sc2 scene with everyone's cynical eyes peering down on him, i will be there in the crowd waving a reminiscent black maestro flag high in the sky.

SUCK IT savior-fanboy haters =)

of course jk, sorta

Buddhist

United States658 Posts

June 04 2010 21:10 GMT

#129

I find it humorous that a bunch of Americans and Europeans on some English forums think they know what a Korea pro gamer did in secret.

Really, are you people that stupid? Rofl. You read something in the news and then pick a side.

You guys have no fucking idea what REALLY happened. The only person who really knows is Savior.

Also, why would he admit to some things but deny others? It's pretty obvious, it's because different charges need to be proved independently. He may be guilty of one thing but not of another. Just because someone does one thing wrong doesn't mean he did everything wrong.

But the conclusion here is that a lot of you guys are really fucking stupid.

PS: I couldn't care less about some people I've never met (the progamers in this scandal), but your jumping to conclusions is blatantly stupid.

Helium

59 Posts

June 04 2010 21:16 GMT

#130

On June 05 2010 02:11 sArite_nite wrote:

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Apologising is not enough for some of their cases, I agree.

But suppose you're a progamer who's involved in illegal match-fixing, make quite a few grand off it.
Would you suddenly come out into the open and yell to the world, "I FIXED MY MATCHES"?

Use some logic.

If savior was some pawn in another's games and is true to his words in this case, I am willing to forgive him, somewhat. He still owes me an apology though, and had better destroy everyone starting 2011.

God what are you talking about? I said admitting after they've been caught means nothing, not that they should've admitted before they caught.. although I'd definitely respect someone who did that.

oBlade

United States6057 Posts

June 04 2010 21:17 GMT

#131

On June 05 2010 06:07 Crimson)S(hadow wrote:
wasn't his last televised game a win against Jaedong? ZvZ was always his achilles heel, but if he's able to beat jaedong then that only proves he can still be dominating even today.

No, his last televised win was against Jaedong. He had 7 more games after that, all of which were losses.