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Just pair me with the strongest junior | ||
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On July 10 2014 05:12 raynpelikoneet wrote: Slam is town or mafia unless he decides to fuck with me and claims mafia as town. Yes Slam you have done that once. I didn't like it. Yes, and it was epic lampshade of wifom | ||
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On July 10 2014 14:08 Eden1892 wrote: Slam why didn't you accept my application to hydra with you Where did I refuse | ||
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On July 10 2014 05:03 Eden1892 wrote: I request dearest shower gods that I be juniored in the ways of vaccination against the svengali I understood this and am coo wit it if sqrt is really out; however he misinterprets so hijole | ||
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On July 10 2014 15:12 27ninjabunnies wrote: normal slam | ||
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Dude where did you find that gif of IamPerfection & I | ||
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See I am an imposter | ||
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WHYT 6000 I AM HAWT RUSSIAN Or I can look like kush HECK YES POWER IVERWHELMING | ||
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Robik my name is wifom | ||
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+ Show Spoiler + /confirm | ||
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U DEFENSE THYSELF YOU BREAK THE OLDEN RULES OF KENPACHI | ||
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shalt listen to the bamcis wisdom of the watchers | ||
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On July 11 2014 11:11 27ninjabunnies wrote: How about a fail. Let me wisen you up on why BH is not that great of a player. BH claimed vanilla town in a game I recently played with him. I questioned it, and he got me lynched because of Kenpachi Rule Let me explain something here, that rule is the stupidest rule EVER! I was fucking town. And im not going to have you mess up town's win this game just because you think it works. Id rather vote you pff than deal with that bs again. ... Blazinghand I must show thee the Blazing Kenpachi Party, then you will understand this But sans hijole the kenpachi rule has fallen into failure. . . | ||
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On July 11 2014 11:23 OnceKing wrote: great wisdom goodkarma i shall ignore all meta arguments from now on ok anyway what then do we do now? For kenpachi has failed us | ||
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On July 11 2014 11:24 OnceKing wrote: we must channel blazinghand further let us rng lynch Yes | ||
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RNG has a higher chance of hitting scum than TL's recent met- (Looks at recent game scum d1 lynch statistics) Foget RNG what we gonna do | ||
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oh hijole I may yet join thee | ||
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On July 11 2014 11:29 Tehpoofter wrote: Surely it wasn't poofter being upset some donkey claimed VT thus narrowing the mafia to closer to finding a real pr which could include but is not limited to Team TheD. How many times has Chupazi worked curiously? What is funny PPL display their continued misunderstanding of my speech by misuse of chupazi It means one of two things, 75% of the time; Either this Or fail The other 25% is random | ||
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here is our sig now For we are sqrtofneg1 and SLAMFISH | ||
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On July 11 2014 13:30 Alakaslam wrote: I like the idea you all set forth here is our sig now For we are sqrtofneg1 and SLAMFISH | ||
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qt shortens it ruins it | ||
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On July 11 2014 15:34 27ninjabunnies wrote: Unlesssssss................. Palmer and TheSlenderman are the same person. If that's the case, we might as well quit now! (Jk) PalMAR On July 11 2014 13:43 Alakaslam wrote: This is why it is perfect victory | ||
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Hi On July 11 2014 13:43 Alakaslam wrote: This is why it is perfect victory | ||
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On July 12 2014 07:50 OnceKing wrote: hey koshi you around? would you like to lynch sqrt? So why do you push this so hard, yet won't tell me what is up? I OMGUS freely | ||
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On July 12 2014 07:56 goodkarma wrote: It's called reading the thread. You should try it sometime. I am going to work in like 10 and am in numerous other games. Left at page 27 look where we are Sqrt has no idea what to do and neither do I but at least he can tell me what is up. Indecision usually comes from scum I get it I get it | ||
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So fine push for it but whoever pushes hard late likely scum IMO Hope I can get you all some read before deadline but frankly sqrt will probably read better than i | ||
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Was unsure but wanted to point out train of thought Ppl you must understand eventually we who WIFOM ourselves learn the bamcis way of Rayn. We read based off current events and post a lot when we are here. Fortunately work was moved to tomorrow so IAM here | ||
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On July 12 2014 08:26 sqrtofneg1 wrote: Okay, slam didn't want me to revoke all my reads. He just wants me to shut up. I shall do that now. NO! Lol! Stay here and chat, and answer folks | ||
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On July 12 2014 08:33 Koshi wrote: K I have read everything. My head is superheavy atm. There is like no direction in this thread. Everything is a blur. But because I am totally awesome I got this for you all: Eden seems town. ExO_ seems town. If I really have to call somebody scum I would go for Stratiform. My junior is pretty good. I am obviously new senior. Anyhoezels I need sleep. Well when you wake up I will wonder why | ||
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On July 12 2014 08:30 Eden1892 wrote: Is the scum qt too cluttered to coach sqrt there Slam? And tell me why we are now confirmed town or else you can lynch lurkers before us and get a guaranteed win. Otherwise I will point it out & u look phoolish | ||
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Re in 10. Otherwise I will make a case for your slot being scum pushing a mislynch based on this lapse in logic | ||
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Eden's slot is likely scum and here is why: I can't even remember if once King has been paired with him but I am willing to bet he is; when I asked to be updated on what is happening I simply received a totally random image after 20+ pages. Hiding information; pushing a mislynch. I have reason to suspect this. Then eden's remark about a QT, and the snide attitude of those against our slot hint at them wanting us not to be town rather than attempting to correctly read us. With this remark Eden has also admitted that they acknowledge the existence of the scum QT, yet feel that there is only one scum; sqrt & I. Sqrt had no sort of coaching until I returned (and I was quite bad at making myself understood you see). Is this a likely scenario with access to a scum QT? Therefore, I will be voting Eden and onceking's slot unless they are in different slots. In which case I reserve my judgment. | ||
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Man what did he actually do to tunnel you onto us so hard, HIJOLE. I will look at the belated links now I have time. | ||
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On July 12 2014 09:02 27ninjabunnies wrote: Slam, they are in different slots. Think they could be scum together? Not having read the thread I reserve judgement on either slot | ||
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It is sqrt wifoming himself aloud like i do in my head, I do the same thing in my first newbie and second and third Then hurricane sponge and I learned the way of HIJOLE, followed by Chezinu and CHUPAZI | ||
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On July 12 2014 09:05 Eden1892 wrote: Lmfao Slam pls The clock strikes 10:30 and I'm skipping brunch You look much tastier than cap'n crunch Better find scum or you're gonna be lunch No logical argument, resorts to chewbacca argument | ||
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Town get your shit together when we are out. | ||
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http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/mafia/459674-corporate-world-mini-mafia | ||
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On July 12 2014 10:16 Eden1892 wrote: Will that reading assignment help me catch scum in this game Slam? I am currently mobile posting cause power is out. If it is relevant I have time to read. If it is not then it is too inconvenient to read on mobile. Pls advise Of course It will help you keep calling me scum baselessly, except with even more style! You can call me a dago brotherfucker that argues like one, with the stamina of the latter- then tell me to give my father fellatio and say oh wait- I don't know who he is because I am a bastard Because your arguments have equal class, and since I have been driving all day only to find that I must continue tomorrow, I can't be assed to read the thread. So yes, my reading material should help you win mislynches- because nobody wanted to get the point and enjoy the difference | ||
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On July 12 2014 10:15 OnceKing wrote: if you are town you should be helping us get our shit together and convincing me not to vote you you have now withheld judgment on eden and myself because we are on different teams. why? your vote is currently on robik's team. why? who do you think is mafia? why? This is what is told to every mislynch by his tunnel- go read my link and learn how to cuss! | ||
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Ignore my gold get the other side | ||
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Your bemusement is of interest to me though, can someone bookmark where in the QT you were roughly about when I said this because I want to see what you were saying. Just like mention it or something Thanks. | ||
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On July 12 2014 15:07 OnceKing wrote: slender: yup! i more or less buy it. waiting on harubear response slam: want to answer the questions i asked you earlier now? Hell fucking no I have nothing but acid and jackassery for this town. Look at my re-entrance to this thread in the 40's and if your answers to how I was treated and my corresponding attitude aren't there well you don't want to determine alignments you just want to witch hunt- what we call "scum hunting" here but really isn't, because actually determining alignment is far more important than trying to decide on some lynch. | ||
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What in the actual fuck There isn't even a joke ther- ... Yeah there is lol but there isn't a pun or a wittiness or a hidden knowledge, there is no association between that image and asking what I did as a hydra | ||
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What we should mean when we say it is determining the alignment of other players What people often mean is determining who is suspicious What it means when it is used to justify witch hunting is ignoring any points in favor of a target being town so that finding someone to burn regardless of anything they say after some "tell" is justified. So because people take the second meaning most often, people who can form town reads and give town reads are considered scummy because they are not "scum hunting" even though they actually "are" And people who witch hunt are seen as "townie" because they are "actively scum hunting" and "pushing their reads" Bullshit. The witch hunters are actually actively pushing their agenda 27NinjaBunnies! Does this post seem familiar to you, but not of me? If not, read the spoiler! + Show Spoiler + Then I actually understand your dislike of Blazinghand. You have not been in enough games with him, unto his gracing a thread. Understand that his effusive pride, it is different from pride itself for I hate pride. Nay, his pride... ...Lampshades. Therefore a once all-for-show became more genuine. | ||
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On July 12 2014 15:21 Eden1892 wrote: ok friends here is a post count thus far, each number corresponds to the teams in the OP and the parentheses numbers are each poster 1: 31 posts (020/011) 2: 36 posts (025/011) 3: 99 posts (044/055) 4: 123 posts (031/092) 5: 64 posts (043/021) 6: 21 posts (009/012) 7: 80 posts (008/072) 8: 93 posts (077/016) 9: 89 posts (011/078) 10: 91 posts (076/015) preliminary thoughts by team: - slot 1 can stay, low posting but slenderman is doing work IMO, not killing this slot - slot 2 is whatever i'll sort it out later but i would be ok killing it - slot 3 is scum, we're killing today - slot 4 is memorable as town + high-posting so we're not killing this slot - slot 5 is oddly unmemorable for >60 posts, would be okay killing - slot 6 TBD, low post count and not memorable but a lot of that is Koshi replacing in - slot 7 is confirmed town, we're never killing this slot - slot 8 is funny because robik said he wasn't gonna talk but then has a bunch of posts. also we're not killing this slot because it's memorable as town + high-posting - slot 9 is confirmed town, we're never killing this slot - slot 10 is unmemorable despite a lot of posting, would be okay killing this slot tl;dr: - slot 3 scum - slots 1, 4, 7, 8, 9 are off the table - slot 6 tbd - slots 2, 6, 10 look good, probably in that order If I am slot three the curse of Alakaslam continues even as it is broken; I don't mention it but many things about what I do are mathematically intriguing. | ||
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I am martyring under the understanding that 27nb is probably actually right. The two slots I called out are scum; when we are confirmed it does not matter what sqrt did, he won you the game by being just the right level of LHF to get scum to unreasonably push him; the scummiest form of pushing an agenda. If you aren't willing to check my filter to find out what those are, then just as I deserve to be lynched, you deserve to lose. | ||
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I see as Ezekiel: with uncanny prophecy. I see as Hitler: with uncanny hatred and love and hatred- insane mood swings With that Segway into Godwin's law, I Invoke it. Thread is dead to me, and nothing more than a joke thread. | ||
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On July 12 2014 15:38 OnceKing wrote: fantastic slam. now please tell me what you have done in your favor that would make you town. With great wisdom I point to the drink/// I come, in peace! For you said to for to not to drink your drink! And my Cadillac, man! How many mpg's does it get? MILES? HAHAHAH! DAMN BRO, I WENT TO THE FULL SERVICE LANE GUY WAS LIKE "BETTER SHUTTER' OFF, PUMP CAN'T KEEP UP SO I FLOORED IT & SUCKED THAT CHEEKY BUGGER RIGHT IN! I LOVE THAT CAR MAN! And my wife said "sell it" //-:@&;$/@-@-&$$:$;@(":&&:$1&.$;&@:&-$::@@,89(@;;&&.&;&@;@/$:"(/$&:8; So I went to the video store and tried to rent a movie... I couldn't find it so I started to describe it to the clerk... "I think it stars Jackie Gleason and Nicholas Cage, it's about the Cold War except we lost because somebody messed up and we made all the subs out of styrofoam so they couldn't sink" And I stopped myself because the clerk is just looking at me with his mouth open and staring... And I realize This isn't a movie This is a dream I had... I just tried to rent one of my own dreams... Which would be pretty cool actually. Then the clerk spoke up and said "that isn't a movie, that's a dream you had" And I am like "how did you know?" And he says "you were in here trying to rent the same thing last week" | ||
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On July 12 2014 15:41 Eden1892 wrote: "i intentionally played scummy to get the scum to push me as a mislynch, bow before my scumhunting glory" Ways if intent to misconstrue? How true! For great is the woman who does not sink! And she that sinks, well, who misses her! For you understand the way of a goose/ a goose is made of wood? No But yes Also many hitler such Stalin soon mao | ||
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Pay attention next time... I admit I lost it. | ||
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I don't even want to know what's scary there, and I basically have a stomach of kinda tough stuff. | ||
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I actually hope he waits until I am asleep to catch one, they are loud. | ||
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On July 12 2014 19:14 Eden1892 wrote: Unflipped associations time! If you're right about Shiny Ursaring being mafia, marv, then that explains why there's no counterwagon: the other mafia is busing. Slamroot set itself up to be bused when it got caught -- notice how both members completely drop any effort to defend themselves from pressing questions as soon as they're brought up. If we're being honest, sqrt's post that I called him out on which started the avalanche of suspicion on their slot wasn't this damning or obvious. It snowballed because Slamroot didn't bother responding to any accusations whatsoever. I would acknowledge that giving up straight away is probably suboptimal play for the mafia because I don't think it would have been very difficult to defuse suspicions about them; however, even if suboptimal, it still conceivably advances scum wincon by allowing the partner to bus for credit. As town behavior OTOH it's not merely suboptimal, it's completely nonsensical. Giving up, spamming the thread and getting mislynched by a case that could reasonably be refuted is literally 100% negative utility for town. So of course there isn't gonna be a counterwagon, and this shouldn't discourage anyone from voting for Slamroot today. There's not gonna be a counterwagon because Slamroot's partner is going to bus because the current situation is unsalvageable. What we want to look for is a slot that's acknowledging Slamroot's guilt and probably even voting for them, but whose reasoning isn't sound and whose primary claimed suspicions are elsewhere (and relatively unexplained). So far Shiny Ursaring fits the bill there and I'd be happy to lynch them tomorrow, but I think there's just no way Slamroot is town. TOU HYPOCRITICAL PEICW OD ALIMY BULLSHIT | ||
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"Slam doesn't defend sqrt but his case wasn't even all that strong" WHEN YOU YELLED LIKE WE WERE CONFIRMED SCUM! LOOK AT THE BULLSHIT LINKS THEY GAVE ME SUCH SHIT NOW THEY ADMIT IT BECAUSE THEY ARE SCUM AND THEY ARE AFRAID I OUTED THEM NOTICE ONLY TWO PEOPLE ARE PUSHING ME SO HARD AND THE REST ARE LOKE "meh well he didn't defend (lol!) and poly morphed into wormwood so I guess he is scum" AS UNPLEASANT AS IT IS READ MY FILTER | ||
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THOSE WHO PUSHED ME INCESSANTLY AND SELF CONTRADICTORY | ||
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On July 13 2014 00:51 goodkarma wrote: There's almost nothing in your filter but complaining and image spam. You may have mentioned you didn't like Eden/OnceKing/maybe ninja, but there's been no followup. You bring it up and go into full spam/martyr mode. The way you've behaved, I'll see you lynched. Not just you, but your partner have been super-scummy all game. If you somehow actually are town, follow up on reads/make meaningful case points. The clock's a-tickin'. You suck. You actually suck. Or you are lying and didn't read, deserve to lose/scum | ||
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On July 13 2014 00:53 Koshi wrote: When is the lynch? It's long right? Idgaf you are all so blind and tunneled it is poimtless and has been once my actual content was ignored | ||
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On July 13 2014 07:18 Palmar wrote: Fuck it, I'm okay with this lynch, mostly because if they're town these guys are actively playing against their win condition and ruining the game for the rest of us by not trying to fight a mislynch on day 1, so either they're assholes or mafia. So yeah there's that. I'm gonna try to read a few more filters. I didn't read slam, that's pointless. I read sqrtofneg1's filter. I liked OnceKing's red/green/black sentence on him. sqrt has basically been martyring since then so whatever. Well FUCK YOU MAN | ||
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