Team Melee Mini Mafia V: Newbies and Vets

On July 10 2014 05:12 raynpelikoneet wrote:

Slam is town or mafia unless he decides to fuck with me and claims mafia as town.
Yes Slam you have done that once. I didn't like it.

On July 10 2014 14:08 Eden1892 wrote:
Slam why didn't you accept my application to hydra with you

On July 10 2014 05:03 Eden1892 wrote:
I request dearest shower gods that I be juniored in the ways of vaccination against the svengali

On July 10 2014 15:12 27ninjabunnies wrote:
normal slam

On July 10 2014 15:16 27ninjabunnies wrote:


LMAO<3

On July 11 2014 11:11 27ninjabunnies wrote:


How about a fail.

Let me wisen you up on why BH is not that great of a player.

BH claimed vanilla town in a game I recently played with him. I questioned it, and he got me lynched because of Kenpachi Rule

Let me explain something here, that rule is the stupidest rule EVER!

I was fucking town. And im not going to have you mess up town's win this game just because you think it works.

Id rather vote you pff than deal with that bs again.

On July 11 2014 11:23 OnceKing wrote:
great wisdom goodkarma
i shall ignore all meta arguments from now on

On July 11 2014 11:24 OnceKing wrote:
we must channel blazinghand further
let us rng lynch

On July 11 2014 11:29 Tehpoofter wrote:


Surely it wasn't poofter being upset some donkey claimed VT thus narrowing the mafia to closer to finding a real pr which could include but is not limited to Team TheD.

How many times has Chupazi worked curiously?

On July 11 2014 13:30 Alakaslam wrote:
I like the idea you all set forth

here is our sig now



For we are sqrtofneg1 and SLAMFISH

On July 11 2014 15:34 27ninjabunnies wrote:


Unlesssssss.................

Palmer and TheSlenderman are the same person.

If that's the case, we might as well quit now!

(Jk)

On July 11 2014 13:43 Alakaslam wrote:
This is why it is perfect victory

On July 11 2014 13:43 Alakaslam wrote:
This is why it is perfect victory

On July 12 2014 07:50 OnceKing wrote:
hey koshi you around? would you like to lynch sqrt?

On July 12 2014 07:56 goodkarma wrote:


It's called reading the thread. You should try it sometime.

On July 12 2014 08:26 sqrtofneg1 wrote:
Okay, slam didn't want me to revoke all my reads.
He just wants me to shut up.
I shall do that now.

On July 12 2014 08:33 Koshi wrote:
K I have read everything. My head is superheavy atm.
There is like no direction in this thread. Everything is a blur.

But because I am totally awesome I got this for you all:

Eden seems town.
ExO_ seems town.

If I really have to call somebody scum I would go for Stratiform. My junior is pretty good. I am obviously new senior.

Anyhoezels I need sleep.

On July 12 2014 08:30 Eden1892 wrote:
Is the scum qt too cluttered to coach sqrt there Slam?

On July 12 2014 09:02 27ninjabunnies wrote:
Slam, they are in different slots.

Think they could be scum together?

On July 12 2014 09:05 Eden1892 wrote:
Lmfao Slam pls

The clock strikes 10:30 and I'm skipping brunch

You look much tastier than cap'n crunch

Better find scum or you're gonna be lunch

On July 12 2014 10:16 Eden1892 wrote:
Will that reading assignment help me catch scum in this game Slam?

I am currently mobile posting cause power is out. If it is relevant I have time to read. If it is not then it is too inconvenient to read on mobile. Pls advise

On July 12 2014 10:15 OnceKing wrote:
if you are town you should be helping us get our shit together and convincing me not to vote you
you have now withheld judgment on eden and myself because we are on different teams. why?
your vote is currently on robik's team. why?
who do you think is mafia? why?

On July 12 2014 15:07 OnceKing wrote:
slender: yup! i more or less buy it. waiting on harubear response

slam: want to answer the questions i asked you earlier now?

On July 12 2014 15:21 Eden1892 wrote:
ok friends here is a post count thus far, each number corresponds to the teams in the OP and the parentheses numbers are each poster

1: 31 posts (020/011)
2: 36 posts (025/011)
3: 99 posts (044/055)
4: 123 posts (031/092)
5: 64 posts (043/021)
6: 21 posts (009/012)
7: 80 posts (008/072)
8: 93 posts (077/016)
9: 89 posts (011/078)
10: 91 posts (076/015)

preliminary thoughts by team:
- slot 1 can stay, low posting but slenderman is doing work IMO, not killing this slot
- slot 2 is whatever i'll sort it out later but i would be ok killing it
- slot 3 is scum, we're killing today
- slot 4 is memorable as town + high-posting so we're not killing this slot
- slot 5 is oddly unmemorable for >60 posts, would be okay killing
- slot 6 TBD, low post count and not memorable but a lot of that is Koshi replacing in
- slot 7 is confirmed town, we're never killing this slot
- slot 8 is funny because robik said he wasn't gonna talk but then has a bunch of posts. also we're not killing this slot because it's memorable as town + high-posting
- slot 9 is confirmed town, we're never killing this slot
- slot 10 is unmemorable despite a lot of posting, would be okay killing this slot

tl;dr:
- slot 3 scum
- slots 1, 4, 7, 8, 9 are off the table
- slot 6 tbd
- slots 2, 6, 10 look good, probably in that order

On July 12 2014 15:38 OnceKing wrote:
fantastic slam. now please tell me what you have done in your favor that would make you town.

On July 12 2014 15:41 Eden1892 wrote:

"i intentionally played scummy to get the scum to push me as a mislynch, bow before my scumhunting glory"

On July 12 2014 19:14 Eden1892 wrote:
Unflipped associations time!

If you're right about Shiny Ursaring being mafia, marv, then that explains why there's no counterwagon: the other mafia is busing.

Slamroot set itself up to be bused when it got caught -- notice how both members completely drop any effort to defend themselves from pressing questions as soon as they're brought up. If we're being honest, sqrt's post that I called him out on which started the avalanche of suspicion on their slot wasn't this damning or obvious. It snowballed because Slamroot didn't bother responding to any accusations whatsoever. I would acknowledge that giving up straight away is probably suboptimal play for the mafia because I don't think it would have been very difficult to defuse suspicions about them; however, even if suboptimal, it still conceivably advances scum wincon by allowing the partner to bus for credit. As town behavior OTOH it's not merely suboptimal, it's completely nonsensical. Giving up, spamming the thread and getting mislynched by a case that could reasonably be refuted is literally 100% negative utility for town.

So of course there isn't gonna be a counterwagon, and this shouldn't discourage anyone from voting for Slamroot today. There's not gonna be a counterwagon because Slamroot's partner is going to bus because the current situation is unsalvageable. What we want to look for is a slot that's acknowledging Slamroot's guilt and probably even voting for them, but whose reasoning isn't sound and whose primary claimed suspicions are elsewhere (and relatively unexplained).

So far Shiny Ursaring fits the bill there and I'd be happy to lynch them tomorrow, but I think there's just no way Slamroot is town.

On July 13 2014 00:41 IAmRobik wrote:

Who do you think is scum?

On July 13 2014 00:51 goodkarma wrote:


There's almost nothing in your filter but complaining and image spam. You may have mentioned you didn't like Eden/OnceKing/maybe ninja, but there's been no followup. You bring it up and go into full spam/martyr mode. The way you've behaved, I'll see you lynched. Not just you, but your partner have been super-scummy all game. If you somehow actually are town, follow up on reads/make meaningful case points. The clock's a-tickin'.

On July 13 2014 00:53 Koshi wrote:
When is the lynch? It's long right?

On July 13 2014 07:18 Palmar wrote:
Fuck it, I'm okay with this lynch, mostly because if they're town these guys are actively playing against their win condition and ruining the game for the rest of us by not trying to fight a mislynch on day 1, so either they're assholes or mafia.

So yeah there's that. I'm gonna try to read a few more filters.

I didn't read slam, that's pointless. I read sqrtofneg1's filter. I liked OnceKing's red/green/black sentence on him. sqrt has basically been martyring since then so whatever.