It seems clear to me that it's time for an RNG lynch.

So here's what happens

1) you all will follow me since I'm the best player here

2) I will lynch the guy via RNG as determined by this post (the one you're reading right now)'s post count modulo 9. Since so many people are posting at once on TL it's impossible for us to know what's going down. I've done this before. It works. If you don't know what "modulo" means or how my rng lynch works after this explantion, you are not mathematically and educationally qualified to claim that this lynch is not RNG.

For RNG, this post will be used for generating a random lynch. The # in the upper left corner can be right-clicked and used to access the absolute TL post # for this post. That number mod 9 is the random lynch. 1 =Oats, 2 = rayn, etc, all the way up to 8 = holyflare and 0 = sloosh.

The reason we use the absolute TL post number is that posts are constantly being made, so the number is truly random. We turn it into a number 1-9 by taking that number mod 9. What is mod? effectively, it's the remainder after division. For example. 10 mod 9 = 1. 11 mod 9 = 2. 18 mod 9 = 0. 19 mod 9 = 1. and so on.

Basically, this generates a random number 1 through 9. I am in favor of the random lynch (though am somewhat interested in a policy lynch today as well-- TL does not do this enough. I will start off by voting for the random lynched based on THIS POST.

In this case,
1 = iamrobik
2 = kushm4sta

etc etc all the way up to

8 = damdred
0 = blazinghand

(since a multiple of 9 modulo 9 is 0, not 9).

+ Show Spoiler [player list] +

1 iamrobik
2 kushm4sta
3 gobbledydook
4 sylencia
5 snickers
6 MysteryMeat1
7 ObiWanShinobi
8 Damdred
9 Blazinghand

there is no force on earth that can persuade me that RNG lynch is sub-optimal. bow before the RNG lynch. behold its glory and its horror and all of its majesty

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 05:25 GMT

#88

22604770 mod 9 is 1, which means iamrobik has been determined to be the rng lynch.

##vote iamrobik

for justice. for glory. for rng.

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 05:27 GMT

#91

If anyone has any questions about how rng works or why it's the best, feel free to let me know and i'll show you the light

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 05:28 GMT

#93

that's my boy

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 05:32 GMT

#96

On July 16 2014 14:30 Sylencia wrote:
Zz why does that kind of question get interpreted as role fishing every time

I was just asking that because there was literally nothing else going on lol

So, Sylencia, I see you're not voting Robik. What, exactly, is your objection to RNG lynching that you're so afraid to specify?

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 05:36 GMT

#99

On July 16 2014 14:34 ObiWanShinobi wrote:

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how do we know you havent withdrawn yourself from the rng pool?

it's mathematically impossible for me to withdraw someone from the rng pool... it's modulo 9. 22604770 mod 9 is 1.

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 05:56 GMT

#107

On July 16 2014 14:55 Sylencia wrote:
Oh, and I'm not going to put this into L-1 with only what, 5 people having talked yet :|

That's your only reason, yes?

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 06:15 GMT

#112

On July 16 2014 15:08 IAmRobik wrote:
Also, BH, are you such shit tier that you think that rando lynching is better than your chances of leading a lynch against someone who's mafia?

sounds like someone is like triple-S tier salty he got hit by rng lynch as scum! :D

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 06:20 GMT

#114

"cryptographically random"

man I gotta say i'm glad you're in favor of rng lynch but this isn't cryptography based except insofar as remainders, division, and modulus are concepts used by like all sorts of math, including cryptography. it is random though

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 06:21 GMT

#116

On July 16 2014 15:20 Sylencia wrote:
Mafia players are lynched 25.3% of the time on day one.

Wow, we're only at a 3% disadvantage compared to putting in effort (on average) :D

I'd also, erm, take a look at the player list and ask if we're gonna be in the half of games that's above the average, or the half of games that's below average

you know the truth; vote rng

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 06:30 GMT

#119

On July 16 2014 15:29 IAmRobik wrote:
I'm positive that I'm town. Looks like a lot of people are ready to mislynch me. This makes me sad as I've never been mislynched in forum mafia...hell, i've never been lynched as mafia either...but i'm town in this game, so it would be a mislynch.

such convince many defense wow

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 06:31 GMT

#121

On July 16 2014 15:30 IAmRobik wrote:
2 more people voting me ensures a towny gets lynched d1. If anyone thinks that's pro-town, feel free to vote me. If you decide that you don't want to be donkey dicks and want to refrain from lynching town, feel free to unvote me. the sooner the better.

wow clearly global warming is raising sea levels cause you're so salty

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 07:19 GMT

#125

honestly iamrobik even if I hadn't rnged you, after this last series of posts there's zero chance i'm not voting you. are you kidding me lol you think anyone's gonna buy that fake anger crap

Blazinghand

United States25563 Posts

July 16 2014 08:07 GMT

#127

On July 16 2014 16:43 gobbledydook wrote:

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You're saying you get a free pass because no one lynches you??

I... what? is there actually a person who doesn't know about doge? ok, i'll play along. in plain speech: i'm being sarcastic in the quoted post. It's doge meme. I don't think robik's defense i actually reasonable, i'm making fun of it.