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VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 04 2014 06:10 GMT
#1701
Oats do this bro. Come with me on this journey. Palmar has turned away. Let me show you my penis the path.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 04 2014 06:12 GMT
#1702
On April 04 2014 14:59 VisceraEyes wrote:
Maybe he thinks I play along with it, it's just a QT after all. But I thought that it was weird when he does that, while simultaneously does nothing in the thread.

Well yeah content in QT but not in thread is scummy, but I dont see at all why scum would fake being a dude. You seem to think its scummy, explain why,
No gg, No skill.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 04 2014 06:12 GMT
#1703
Because he was trying to be ME man. Whatever you don't think that's scummy. I'm baised because it's me.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 04 2014 06:13 GMT
#1704
Bleh i realise that i have advocated lynches on dudes with 1 post but I cant do this if your fellow QT mates dont have anything to say about it.
No gg, No skill.
Foolishness *
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3044 Posts
April 04 2014 06:13 GMT
#1705
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Edition 2. Day 1 of Catastrophe.

In this edition of The JubJub Journal:
  • Replacements are Scum: The Keirathi Case.
  • Travel Guide to Austin, Texas
  • iamperfection Not So Perfect
  • Irony Contest Closes Early


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Replacements are Scum: The Keirathi Case.

With the game timer at less than 24 hours, Catastrophe saw its first victim to the replacement land. Balla24 had to step out of the game due to complications with his shower.

"I had already solved the game anyways," he told Greymist in a PM. "Why should I waste my time when I already know the answers?"

Balla24 had received quite a bit of flak early on in the game for his proposal of random lynching Paperscraps. His replacement, Blazinghand, now has to answer for his crimes.

"I don't know what that guy was thinking. He was probably high off his mind and needed a shower to cleanse himself," Blazinghand said of the situation.

But this is not the only reason Blazinghand is shaking in his seat. In the past few months the majority of replacements in games have been on the mafia side, a statistic discovered by Keirathi. Palmar comments that this is because most players suck at the mafia role. "When a player realizes that they are not as good as me at being mafia they decide to replace out so they don't have to suffer the embarrassment after the game."

Some players think that the Keirathi statistic is a good enough reason to lynch Blazinghand. "He's definitely a good lynch today because he replaced in," says iamperfection. "Replacements are much more likely to be mafia. It's not like mafia games are independent or anything."

The replacement was a surprise to most of the players especially as it occurred so early in the game. Hopeless1der reported to us that he didn't even realize Balla24 was originally in this game. "The OP is already updated with Blazinghand's name. I really had to search hard to find Balla24's earlier posts."

Though with this news one might question the decision of the host, Greymist, to replace Balla24 with Blazinghand. Our secret reporter noted that Blazinghand was not originally number 1 on the replacement list and there were at least two people ahead of him.

"I actually needed someone with a 'B' name to replace Balla24. I keep my player lists organized in alphabetical order, and I get really antsy if this gets messed up. Blazinghand allowed me to not mess up the order of roles."

Kurumi, the number one replacement, could not be reached to comment on the situation.


Travel Guide to Austin, Texas

Austin, Texas is at the top of the hot-spot list for travelers. Many people have traveled and many more are considering it for their next destination.

"It really is a wonderful place to visit," says Yamato77. "Contrary to popular belief, it is quite a green city."

Though as with anything in the world (especially on the internet) there are those that remain skeptical, claiming it's too good to be true or that it is over-hyped.

"I don't see what the big deal is. He's not reading clearly and commenting about things he shouldn't be. I would nuke the city if I had the ability to," retorts raynpelikoneet.

We sought out Foolishness, esteemed world traveler, to see what he thinks about the situation:

"Yamato77 is definitely a trustworthy person. We've seen in the past that Austin is a light-hearted, fun city that's not afraid to troll you. The time of year you have to be suspicious of Austin is when he's being super-serious, and that's definitely not right now."

Foolishness further commented that Rayn's arguments against the city are hardly arguments worth considering. "You're blaming a guy for apparently not reading properly in a 60 page spam-fest? What a joke! Plus I don't even see where the proof is that Austin could be scum."

At the end of the interview we asked Foolishness the places that people should avoid traveling to right now.

"You definitely don't want to be visiting France anytime soon. There's something fishy going on there."


iamperfection Not So Perfect

According to a recent research paper by Foolishness, iamperfection may not be as perfect as his name implies. His close analysis of iamperfection's filter reveals interesting results that are fresh and new to Catastrophe town. The main result of the research is that iamperfection fits the bill perfectly as a mafia blending into the chaos.

"When the thread is spammy and town isn't doing anything the mafia just post to skirt by," says mafia hunter Kitaman27. "I'm not even reading the thread and I know it's happening."

Foolishness states that the way to find the mafia in this situation is to look at those people who are active but not actually accomplishing anything. Mafia don't fear to post in a chaotic situation but they will never try to steer the town into a better place.

"iamperfection is one of the best examples of that this game," reports Foolishness. "His attempt to get people onto Balla24/Blazinghand is the most convenient case in the world. If you're mafia in a game, wouldn't you just love it if some idiot is proposing random lynch? You get to call him an idiot AND look town for doing so!"

Despite all that, iamperfection has yet to post a real read on a player or situation. The filter demonstrates that he doesn't have any true scumreads other than the easy picking Blazinghand and only has a few haphazard town reads. Secondly, iamperfection is making demands of the town without doing so himself.

"Mafia love to tell the town that they are sucking because they are making a true statement, and as a town it's hard to look past someone who is telling you the truth. However townies will always try to rectify the situation while mafia just sit back and enjoy the show."

As evidence against iamperfection, Foolishness quotes a few of his posts to condemn him:
On April 03 2014 10:35 iamperfection wrote:
Alright bed time for me. People should comment on dandelion Robik and me. Other stuff happened 2 it was less interesting you could comment on that I guess 2. Do work while I sleep.

On April 03 2014 10:51 iamperfection wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2014 10:49 yamato77 wrote:
On April 03 2014 10:11 raynpelikoneet wrote:
If yamato is actually serious with his vote i consider him as likely mafia.

Until I see you make a read I like, the vote stays.

the rest of this game is pretty dumb, not going to pay heed to it

There is shit to talk about. Talk about it.

On April 03 2014 21:51 iamperfection wrote:
Do you have any real opinions Marv? Doesn't look like it from what I can tell so far. Anything useful to say?


"Note how he tells people to talk and generate discussion without doing so himself. He doesn't even have a post that's longer than 2 lines!"

Foolishness encourages everyone to read the report and his filter. Of course he's not playing a perfect game, but he fits the identifying bill as mafia. Not contributing yet still active, pushing easy cases, telling the town to generate discussion without doing so himself.

"Nobody can ever play a perfect mafia game, unless they are me of course," says mafia expert Ace. "People will always slip up or give something away. The hard part is identifying these things."

Foolishness believes that the evidence is good enough to warrant a day 1 lynch and that currently nobody has a better case.

##Vote: iamperfection


Irony Contest Closes Early

The Catastrophe Irony Contest for the most ironic statement in the game came to a close early with a recent post made by IAmRobik:

On April 04 2014 14:23 IAmRobik wrote:
I'm "all caught up" -- haven't actually read much since I saw Rayn was modkilled.

I'll just ask that this thread doesn't go over 100 pages before I get into work tomorrow morning, so that it can still be manageable. Thanks.

Goodnight


There was a unanimous decision by the judges that it was impossible for any statement to beat the above one. However the other contests remain open, such as Best Image, Most Hilarious Post, and Best Chezinu Moment.



The JubJub Journal™ - Apr 3, 2014.
geript: "Foolishness's cases are persuasive and reasonable but leave you feeling dirty afterwards. Kinda like a whore." ---- Manager of the TL Mafia forum, come play!
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 04 2014 06:15 GMT
#1706
Foolishness you're my favorite.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
April 04 2014 06:15 GMT
#1707
Foolish is le town.
Writer@WriterYamato
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 04 2014 06:18 GMT
#1708
That was an extremely verbose paragraph about Iamp doing nothing but pushing BH.
VE and yamyam, what do you think about that?
No gg, No skill.
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 04 2014 06:19 GMT
#1709
On April 04 2014 15:13 Oatsmaster wrote:
Bleh i realise that i have advocated lynches on dudes with 1 post but I cant do this if your fellow QT mates dont have anything to say about it.

They just confused because I said I didn't mind when he said he's a troll. But when I confronted him about being absent from the thread he excused it by complaining about its length, while he had previously been making statements about the game from a presumably informed standpoint. It's contradictory, I don't like it and I think it's scummy.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 04 2014 06:19 GMT
#1710
But I'm reading Foolishness' post now. iamp was among my earliest of early townreads in this game.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25553 Posts
April 04 2014 06:21 GMT
#1711
>"bh's entry is unusually bad, this makes him scum"
>"let's lynch him"
>am town

mfw every game I play in this happens at the start
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
April 04 2014 06:22 GMT
#1712
Stop BH just read and tell reads. Fuck haters.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
April 04 2014 06:26 GMT
#1713
hey BH, I usually try to lynch you but I'm not this game

actually play and stop complaining
Writer@WriterYamato
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 04 2014 06:28 GMT
#1714
Keep 'em coming Foolish.
VE I want to see what VA posts in thread before agreeing to lynch him. I believe I'd be able to read him if he did so.
You want to lynch him because of him impersonating you is fine, but what Oats says here makes sense; what does he have to gain?
Another thing I have is you mention he wants to kill sandroba...you have no comment on that at all?
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VayneAuthority
Profile Joined October 2012
United States8983 Posts
April 04 2014 06:32 GMT
#1715
im not even death haha, I guess he forgot about that when he said that. I can't kill shit, so dw about that. I don't actually think sandro is scummy or anything
I come in for the scraps
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 04 2014 06:32 GMT
#1716
meh I dont think iamp not doing anything is abnormal, he does this shit every game.
No gg, No skill.
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25553 Posts
April 04 2014 06:33 GMT
#1717
here's where I am in thread reading status, iamp and VE

[image loading]
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 04 2014 06:33 GMT
#1718
On April 04 2014 15:19 VisceraEyes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2014 15:13 Oatsmaster wrote:
Bleh i realise that i have advocated lynches on dudes with 1 post but I cant do this if your fellow QT mates dont have anything to say about it.

They just confused because I said I didn't mind when he said he's a troll. But when I confronted him about being absent from the thread he excused it by complaining about its length, while he had previously been making statements about the game from a presumably informed standpoint. It's contradictory, I don't like it and I think it's scummy.

ok so you dont think the fake claiming death thing is all alignment indicative then its just something that sounds bad.
No gg, No skill.
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25553 Posts
April 04 2014 06:33 GMT
#1719
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 04 2014 06:34 GMT
#1720
On April 04 2014 15:32 VayneAuthority wrote:
im not even death haha, I guess he forgot about that when he said that. I can't kill shit, so dw about that. I don't actually think sandro is scummy or anything

bro what are the things that stood out about Killing, and what do you have to say about VE's accusations and his alignment because of that?
No gg, No skill.
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