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Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
January 14 2014 23:46 GMT
#121
dafuq rofl
I had a good night of sleep.
Hopeless1der
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States5836 Posts
January 14 2014 23:53 GMT
#122
On January 15 2014 08:46 Koshi wrote:
dafuq rofl

sandroba
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada4998 Posts
January 15 2014 00:07 GMT
#123
rofl
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
January 15 2014 00:10 GMT
#124
that should go in the forward to my tlmafia banlist novel.
"an introduction by batma-- err doc bum"
Aquanim
Profile Joined November 2012
Australia2849 Posts
January 15 2014 00:32 GMT
#125
......

...
Mig
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States4714 Posts
January 15 2014 01:29 GMT
#126
hahahaha
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marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
January 15 2014 01:36 GMT
#127
lol omg
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Rean
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands808 Posts
January 15 2014 02:02 GMT
#128
On January 15 2014 08:45 bumatlarge wrote:
Let's get graphic

Town is standing in a circle, and everyone starts demanding to see everyone else's dicks. People start claiming huge dicks, and the ones with the most erect hard-ons seem to be the biggest townies. People start to accuse dicks, claiming people with less of an erection aren't town. BH immediately says that he has the most massive dick by far. People begin to yell at him for saying his dick is massive and isn't visible through his pants. Hope comes on and says its true that BH has a massive dick and he has one just as big. People are furious. Why tell us of your large penises now everyone knows. Marv who has a substantial erection himself, learns of Bums massive penis as well. Wow, he says, that is big. Rayn gets mad, cause BH should show marv his real dick. BH totally wants to show marv his big dick, but LSB says that's not ok to show on national television. Rayn says that's not enough, even though marv told him that the big dick claims have all seen each other's massive penises, and the micro penis people would never do that. Rayn says no, they still don't have big dicks, because we can't see them. Marv gets sent a dick pic from BH. You like that marv? LSB calls foul and warns BH that he must censor his Penis. Rayn does not believe the dick pic anyway. BH, feeling so proud of his girth, whips out his penis along with Hope 's and bum's dicks, in front of everyone. They all have massive but flaccid dicks. LSB fires BH and buds from the show. but everyone saw. The show gets taken off the air.


10/10 perfect analogy.
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
January 15 2014 02:04 GMT
#129
I never saw any dicks so your story fails..
10/10 still.
table for two on a tv tray
Mocsta
Profile Joined December 2012
Australia9388 Posts
January 15 2014 02:12 GMT
#130
On January 15 2014 09:07 sandroba wrote:
rofl

such doge?
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
January 15 2014 02:27 GMT
#131
On January 15 2014 08:45 bumatlarge wrote:
Let's get graphic

Town is standing in a circle, and everyone starts demanding to see everyone else's dicks. People start claiming huge dicks, and the ones with the most erect hard-ons seem to be the biggest townies. People start to accuse dicks, claiming people with less of an erection aren't town. BH immediately says that he has the most massive dick by far. People begin to yell at him for saying his dick is massive and isn't visible through his pants. Hope comes on and says its true that BH has a massive dick and he has one just as big. People are furious. Why tell us of your large penises now everyone knows. Marv who has a substantial erection himself, learns of Bums massive penis as well. Wow, he says, that is big. Rayn gets mad, cause BH should show marv his real dick. BH totally wants to show marv his big dick, but LSB says that's not ok to show on national television. Rayn says that's not enough, even though marv told him that the big dick claims have all seen each other's massive penises, and the micro penis people would never do that. Rayn says no, they still don't have big dicks, because we can't see them. Marv gets sent a dick pic from BH. You like that marv? LSB calls foul and warns BH that he must censor his Penis. Rayn does not believe the dick pic anyway. BH, feeling so proud of his girth, whips out his penis along with Hope 's and bum's dicks, in front of everyone. They all have massive but flaccid dicks. LSB fires BH and buds from the show. but everyone saw. The show gets taken off the air.


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Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
January 15 2014 02:28 GMT
#132
of course, since i'm a WBG smurf, WBG knew all this already
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
January 15 2014 02:30 GMT
#133
biggus dickus amirite
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-15 11:20:55
January 15 2014 11:20 GMT
#134
On January 15 2014 11:12 Mocsta wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 15 2014 09:07 sandroba wrote:
rofl

such doge?

not a chance
On January 15 2014 11:04 raynpelikoneet wrote:
I never saw any dicks so your story fails..
10/10 still.

I saw many, I was in my element
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
January 15 2014 11:23 GMT
#135
Wasn't it HiroPro? I think he said it.
I had a good night of sleep.
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
January 15 2014 17:57 GMT
#136
Post game analysis by Bum. Well done!
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
Foolishness *
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3044 Posts
January 15 2014 21:21 GMT
#137
Best game summary ever.
geript: "Foolishness's cases are persuasive and reasonable but leave you feeling dirty afterwards. Kinda like a whore." ---- Manager of the TL Mafia forum, come play!
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
January 15 2014 22:30 GMT
#138
Does that mean that scum are eunuchs?
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25557 Posts
January 15 2014 22:34 GMT
#139
there are people without penises besides eunuchs you know
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
January 15 2014 23:09 GMT
#140
They have penises, they are just incredibly small.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
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