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gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
October 06 2013 10:35 GMT
#6421
Yeah...I doubt that will do it
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
October 06 2013 10:36 GMT
#6422
sure

town lynched cop day 1
town had mafia on the ropes day 2, townie fakeclaims doctor to lynch the real doctor and save the mafia
various townies modkill themselves in rage because their cases on fellow townies aren't being listened to
mafia profits
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
October 06 2013 10:36 GMT
#6423
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
October 06 2013 10:36 GMT
#6424
Sadface
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST STUPIDITY CLARITY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! - Palmar
phagga
Profile Joined February 2012
Switzerland2194 Posts
October 06 2013 11:42 GMT
#6425
While marv's summary may be more accurate, OO's summary sounds waaaaay better.

On October 06 2013 19:35 gonzaw wrote:
Yeah...I doubt that will do it


I agree. The host/co-host should really seek bans for people who got themselves modkilled.
"A person who does not concern himself with politics has already made the political choice he was so anxious to spare himself: he is serving the ruling party." - Max Frisch
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
October 06 2013 11:52 GMT
#6426
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?


5 words from a townie perspective

Almost won, Mocsta fakeclaimed, defeat.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
October 06 2013 11:54 GMT
#6427
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad

Goddamn if I didn't burst out laughing.
My son looked at me funny.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
October 06 2013 11:57 GMT
#6428
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad


Nevermind this right here wins the thread
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
October 06 2013 13:28 GMT
#6429
On October 06 2013 14:25 gonzaw wrote:
If nobody gives a shit, then how are you going to make sure a game like this doesn't happen again?
People will now go "meh" and join the next game and do the exact same thing.

The very least we could get an analysis post from MZ or someone so....you know...people can learn from their mistakes and shit

I could critique every townie's play in the game, but I trust that the most egregious offenses committed have already been realized.

If someone wants my opinion of their play, I will be happy to share it.
Writer@WriterYamato
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
October 06 2013 14:57 GMT
#6430
My take away from this game, for me:
I really just don't like big games.
My VCA was pretty useless given how the flips went but I'll probably keep doing it / modifying it til it works for me
Don't ignore Marv

Take away for others:
Find out what got you mislynched and don't do that anymore
Don't fake claim as town
More manner
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
justanothertownie
Profile Joined July 2013
16326 Posts
October 06 2013 17:45 GMT
#6431
On October 06 2013 23:57 ObviousOne wrote:
My take away from this game, for me:
I really just don't like big games.
My VCA was pretty useless given how the flips went but I'll probably keep doing it / modifying it til it works for me
Don't ignore Marv

Take away for others:
Find out what got you mislynched and don't do that anymore
Don't fake claim as town
More manner

This + don't hardcore lurk as town and/or ninja vote last second.
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
October 06 2013 18:14 GMT
#6432
I think "don't do uber retarded shit" is a step in the right direction.
Then "don't do retarded shit (not uber though)" is an improvement
Then "don't do stupid shit" would be awesome!
Then "play like a normal mafia player and not like a useless fuck" would be the ideal for townies.
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
October 07 2013 01:56 GMT
#6433
I think we need to coach Chairman Ray as a group.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
October 07 2013 02:00 GMT
#6434
I like to think I'm working on step 3 of the Gonzaw plan.
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
iVLosK!
Profile Joined December 2012
Djibouti545 Posts
October 07 2013 04:03 GMT
#6435
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad

One two, for the crew. Three four, for the dough.
Five, for the hoes. Six seven eight, for death row.
I had come to expect greater intellect from my homie OO.
That flow was putrid, worse than opinions mama's feet.
Rhymes dumb as a CD that didnt have no beat.


Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You still can't beat me, OO.
Gut verloren, etwas verloren; Ehre verloren, viel verloren; Mut verloren, alles verloren.
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25560 Posts
October 07 2013 06:07 GMT
#6436
On October 07 2013 13:03 iVLosK! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad

One two, for the crew. Three four, for the dough.
Five, for the hoes. Six seven eight, for death row.
I had come to expect greater intellect from my homie OO.
That flow was putrid, worse than opinions mama's feet.
Rhymes dumb as a CD that didnt have no beat.


Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You still can't beat me, OO.


you are aware that was a limerick right
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
October 07 2013 09:30 GMT
#6437
On October 07 2013 13:03 iVLosK! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad

One two, for the crew. Three four, for the dough.
Five, for the hoes. Six seven eight, for death row.
I had come to expect greater intellect from my homie OO.
That flow was putrid, worse than opinions mama's feet.
Rhymes dumb as a CD that didnt have no beat.


Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You still can't beat me, OO.


shittest thing ever
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Stutters695
Profile Joined July 2012
2610 Posts
October 07 2013 16:10 GMT
#6438
On October 07 2013 18:30 marvellosity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2013 13:03 iVLosK! wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad

One two, for the crew. Three four, for the dough.
Five, for the hoes. Six seven eight, for death row.
I had come to expect greater intellect from my homie OO.
That flow was putrid, worse than opinions mama's feet.
Rhymes dumb as a CD that didnt have no beat.


Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You still can't beat me, OO.


shittest thing ever



Did you read this game then?
iVLosK!
Profile Joined December 2012
Djibouti545 Posts
October 08 2013 12:50 GMT
#6439
On October 07 2013 15:07 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2013 13:03 iVLosK! wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad

One two, for the crew. Three four, for the dough.
Five, for the hoes. Six seven eight, for death row.
I had come to expect greater intellect from my homie OO.
That flow was putrid, worse than opinions mama's feet.
Rhymes dumb as a CD that didnt have no beat.


Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You still can't beat me, OO.


you are aware that was a limerick right

I had hoped including a line about his mothers feet might tip someone off that it was a joke...
Gut verloren, etwas verloren; Ehre verloren, viel verloren; Mut verloren, alles verloren.
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
October 08 2013 13:25 GMT
#6440
On October 08 2013 21:50 iVLosK! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 07 2013 15:07 Blazinghand wrote:
On October 07 2013 13:03 iVLosK! wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:36 ObviousOne wrote:
On October 06 2013 19:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
For someone that hasn't read this 300 page game, can someone give a 5 line tl;dr version?

The town in this game was quite bad
We lynched both doctors, so sad
With so very much lurk
The mafia could twerk
Around in the thread like Jihad

One two, for the crew. Three four, for the dough.
Five, for the hoes. Six seven eight, for death row.
I had come to expect greater intellect from my homie OO.
That flow was putrid, worse than opinions mama's feet.
Rhymes dumb as a CD that didnt have no beat.


Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You still can't beat me, OO.


you are aware that was a limerick right

I had hoped including a line about his mothers feet might tip someone off that it was a joke...

The only joke allowed in this thread is me

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! SNAP.

wait, what?
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
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