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exarezee
Profile Joined July 2013
United States423 Posts
August 07 2013 00:36 GMT
#4881
and my fake on malongo. i realky thought malongo was.scum. i also thought vayne was cop. and i could protect vayne for a night.
Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
August 07 2013 00:36 GMT
#4882
On August 07 2013 09:34 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2013 09:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
So why are you saying it was such a good claim.

Because it proved he was town and eliminated a suspect for ~7 people. The vigi thing he said was a mistake but no sane vig should have shot him immediately, or ever, because he was obviously town and vigis should not shoot town.


It only looked town because he added the bad plan.
Like, if he just went "yo guys im vet, claiming so you don't lynch me" it would have not looked townie.

The looking townie part was by accident. It wasn't a good claim.
FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT AGAINST STUPIDITY CLARITY, I BELIEVE IN YOU! - Palmar
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
August 07 2013 00:36 GMT
#4883
Damn scummers even lurking now D:
I had a good night of sleep.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-07 00:45:20
August 07 2013 00:37 GMT
#4884
ENDGAME

[image loading]


2:17 AM




Aquanim stood on the deck of the first-class smoking lounge. Carefully adjusting a timepiece, he braced himself for the end. There was no salvation for him. He had designed the ship to be weak, unsafe... hubris and incompetence, joined hand in hand, had done this to two and a half thousand innocents.

The water would come soon. There was darkness. And then nothing but the most unholy sound he had ever beheld. Soon, Aquanim would be falling away from the hundreds of people still clinging to their lives. Soon, he would be with his greatest failure, finally at rest.



jrkirby had long run out of flares. Indeed, with each one winking out, his despair had only risen. Sentinel had given up from the start. He took his whiskey and returned to the bridge, where some mysterious individuals had gone for him.

But 'twas not over yet. Kirby took some of the whiskey along with him. Throwing out several deck chairs to aid those who were and would soon jump into the water, their final attempt at salvation, he would give them every chance they could have for life.

He climbed over the top of the stern of the wailing ship, and rode it down like an elevator. He didn't even get his hair wet thanks to the lifejacket. The whiskey had indeed helped him, as he barely felt the coldness of the water. It would save him, only just. Waddling his way to the overturned Collapsible B, he would cling onto the boat-turned-raft and await whatever came for them. He would be safe here. It was all over.



The ruffians had won, but what had they won? Stutters spared it no second thought. It was every man for himself, and there were no more ruffians or honest men anymore. Just primal beings struggling to survive in a sea of death. And to survive, Stutters punched the hands of justanothertownie, who swiftly fell and bounced off the propeller. Taking his place, Stutters mounted the stern.

But there was no ruffians anymore. FirmTofu immediately vied in the same way Stutters did, attempting to secure his own space on the rails by ousting Stutters. The ship was almost at 40 degrees now, and it was not an easy task. Stutters also resisted, making the task even more complex. Finally, FirmTofu gave one huge lunge upwards, grasping the railing while flying away, then flexed his arms.

The momentum knocked Stutters, caught unawares with a powerful headbutt to the nose, and saw the bleeding man slip down the ship's stern and to the black death below.

The two remaining ruffians and four remaining townies clung to the stern and made their final prayers.

Oatsmaster was unfortunate, as he clung to the wrong side of the rails. The momentum of the ship swamped him, and he was unable to fight the frigid waters and terrified bodies to rescue himself.

raynpelikoneet, ever a patron of the arts, managed to find the cellist's cello, and bust open one side. It would be a makeshift boat until help would come. For a few minutes, at least, he would live.

clarity_nl got sick watching JAT bounce off the propeller, and lost the will to hold on. He promptly fell off the stern and bounced off the propeller.

hzflank activated his lifejackets, all sewn together under his person. Within moments a white raft appeared under him. He was now a man tied to a mattress. He allowed himself to fall back into the water. Unfortunately, the raft hit a rope on the way down and flipped upside down. He was in the water, and the way the lifejackets were positioned rendered hz unable to reposition himself. He drowned to death

Drifting back to the surface, FirmTofu managed to climb on top of a door. Funny. This was the same door that he first opened when he stepped out onto the boat deck. How absurd the procedure had been then. Ditching his spent flare gun to rid himself of weight, he clambered aboard. Now where were his friends?

Ah. Captain Jack Sparrow, floating alone. Maybe he could save at least one of his newfound compatriots. Paddling over to him, Jack also saw FirmTofu, and began to swim to him. Jack put one, then two clammy hands on the door...

"Hold on, Jack, please..."

Struggling, using the last of his breath, to try and mount the door alongside his friend...

"Promise me you won't let go of me... don't let go..."

"I won't let go, Jack. I won't let go."

But it was too late. Jack closed his eyes for the last time, and joined his fellow ruffians at the bottom of the sea.

FirmTofu the Pickpocket, Malongo the Ruffian, Stutters the First Class Passenger and Captain Jack Sparrow the Football Captain win!

Clarity_nl has been endgamed!
justanother townie has been killed!

rayn the cop has been endgamed!
Oats the doctor has been endgamed!
hzflank the veteran has been endgamed!


+ Show Spoiler [Credits] +

Thanks to jrkirby and Aquanim for being excellent co-hosts and leading the game both when I was banned from TL and on vacation over the weekend! Also being two amazingly friendly people.

Thanks to all who played for making this entertaining! (esp. rayn with 44 page filter)

Flavor and game-making inspirations from James Cameron's 1997 "Titanic" movie, the 1943 Nazi "Titanic" movie, ReinXeed's "1912" power metal album of 2011, and pretty much every artist who's painted a picture of the Titanic sinking so I can make pretty headers on my day/nightposts!

The fate of Sentinel, Sentinel, and Sentinel will be discussed in a future game of mafia!

jrkirby's fate is 100% historically accurate except it was the cook, not chief officer, the latter of which died sometime before the sinking. The cook actually survived in the water for two hours due to the huge amount of whiskey he drank.

GG
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
hzflank
Profile Joined August 2011
United Kingdom2991 Posts
August 07 2013 00:37 GMT
#4885
Fair enough. I have never had a blue role before so I don;t really know how to use them. I played 1 as VT, then 1 as scum framer, then this game as Vet.
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
August 07 2013 00:38 GMT
#4886
On August 07 2013 09:36 Clarity_nl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 07 2013 09:34 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On August 07 2013 09:33 Clarity_nl wrote:
So why are you saying it was such a good claim.

Because it proved he was town and eliminated a suspect for ~7 people. The vigi thing he said was a mistake but no sane vig should have shot him immediately, or ever, because he was obviously town and vigis should not shoot town.


It only looked town because he added the bad plan.
Like, if he just went "yo guys im vet, claiming so you don't lynch me" it would have not looked townie.

The looking townie part was by accident. It wasn't a good claim.

It was the timing and the reasons he claimed for that were incredibly genuine, not any plans it included.
table for two on a tv tray
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
August 07 2013 00:38 GMT
#4887
OATS ARE YOU KIDDING ME ROFL
I had a good night of sleep.
hzflank
Profile Joined August 2011
United Kingdom2991 Posts
August 07 2013 00:38 GMT
#4888
They had a Janitor too??!
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1511 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-08-07 00:39:03
August 07 2013 00:38 GMT
#4889
Edit: Late
FirmTofu
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1956 Posts
August 07 2013 00:38 GMT
#4890
GG. I feel guilty for being scum.
I lie a lot when I'm town. I never lie when I'm scum.
justanothertownie
Profile Joined July 2013
16344 Posts
August 07 2013 00:38 GMT
#4891
The fuck.
hzflank
Profile Joined August 2011
United Kingdom2991 Posts
August 07 2013 00:39 GMT
#4892
And Oats is doctor. wtf.
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
August 07 2013 00:39 GMT
#4893
Oh so cool. The game apparently ended when we still had a chance?

That´s cool and everything.
table for two on a tv tray
Aquanim
Profile Joined November 2012
Australia2849 Posts
August 07 2013 00:39 GMT
#4894
On August 07 2013 09:38 hzflank wrote:
They had a Janitor too??!

The Janitor did absolutely nothing in the end, and town had a Doctor. Furthermore, the Doctor and his target are informed on a successful protect, which is insanely powerful.
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1511 Posts
August 07 2013 00:39 GMT
#4895
No, oats saved the wrong dude.
FirmTofu
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1956 Posts
August 07 2013 00:39 GMT
#4896
btw, clarity is dead sent.
I lie a lot when I'm town. I never lie when I'm scum.
FirmTofu
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1956 Posts
August 07 2013 00:40 GMT
#4897
On August 07 2013 09:39 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Oh so cool. The game apparently ended when we still had a chance?

That´s cool and everything.

Unless Oats was going to save JAT, you didn't have a chance.
I lie a lot when I'm town. I never lie when I'm scum.
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
August 07 2013 00:40 GMT
#4898
On August 07 2013 09:39 jrkirby wrote:
No, oats saved the wrong dude.

Please tell me who he protected each night.
I had a good night of sleep.
hzflank
Profile Joined August 2011
United Kingdom2991 Posts
August 07 2013 00:40 GMT
#4899
On August 07 2013 09:39 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Oh so cool. The game apparently ended when we still had a chance?

That´s cool and everything.


We were going to lose anyway. Cora had us by the balls.
VayneAuthority
Profile Joined October 2012
United States8983 Posts
August 07 2013 00:40 GMT
#4900
scum QT?
I come in for the scraps
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