EPT##vote slOosh
Your reign ends here.
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ObviousOne
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##vote slOosh Your reign ends here. | ||
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ObviousOne
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On July 03 2013 09:09 slOosh wrote: Gj Adam. Gj. Woah holy shit are you sheeping the only dead townie from the last few days who didn't say to kill Oats? Is that why you didn't shoot Coag and shot Oats instead? So you could have this "revelation" to present to the strong-silent Coag who essentially decides town's fate? Coagplz, look at him trying to twist me on complete BS. | ||
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ObviousOne
United States3704 Posts
Day 1: I'm gone for half of the cycle, I come back to find DP on my nuts for a policy stance. I even told you to vote DP, Coag. And you did. And then you shot Rayn, the other person who tried to get me killed willy nilly. You are town or you based Ace. DP parked his vote on me and presumably went to sleep. Rayn, I don't even remember what/if said he was going to do but he didn't move either. What did it matter one way or the other where Rayn's vote ended up, and more importantly why the fuck would both scum vote for the third scum on day 1 on an isolated wagon? Using where their votes ended as evidence against me is a stretch given neither was posting in the couple of hours before deadline. So the proposition that slOosh wants you to believe is that they fully intended to "bus" me together by the end of the day and crossed their fingers that I would be the one to flip in their absence? Why wouldn't I have resigned myself to my fate instead of pushing back as I did? If I was on a team with them it would have been the simplest thing in the world to just shut my mouth and let it go, especially in this "scenario" that slOosh proposes where I'm lurk-fest mafia (which yes, if you look at my past scum games matches a behavioral meta to a certain degree, namely Hydra Mini and Boardwalk) and they get town credit for being on the scum lynch wagon, and thus disregarded for day 2. Which is exactly the plan that Adam proposed and that slOosh had no problem with when it was presented. On June 23 2013 14:15 Adam4167 wrote: I consider everyone on the DP wagon to be out of the question for tomorrow. 5 days later he's still embracing it and twisting it to cast suspicion on Oats? On June 28 2013 00:37 slOosh wrote: I could say the same thing of you. You cite inactivity as a reason why you want to lynch me, even though we just played a game where I had a 1 page (1 page!) filter day 1. It's hard to figure out your alignment because you are trying to direct us into lynching people who were on the DP wagon which is absolute nonsense. I'm trying to figure stuff out and it's possible I might be grasping at straws, because that's honestly what I'm doing. Everyone looks town. I'm trying to find tiebreakers. If it means I target your nonsense, then that's that. And last night Oats dies. slOosh's greatest detractor, the last remaining person with a longstanding 1v1 in the game, and you think that I had any motivation to kill Oats? He DEFINITELY had motivation to kill Oats. Because he only needs to convince you, Coag. | ||
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slOosh
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On June 23 2013 03:49 ObviousOne wrote: DP is a man with an ego Whose reads are withheld you have seen though My greatest desire To lynch him with fire Town vic'try for us, for the people /bow On June 23 2013 07:22 ObviousOne wrote: I'm reading the conversation through GK's filter and it looks like they're both doing the "whateva whateva I do what I want" thing at each other. I wasn't sure if there was some kind of grudge backstory to this. Shiao has been solely focused on GK, and GK has been focused on Oats and Shiao. This just feels really out-there in terms of interaction. The antagonism feels like it's long term, since I don't really see a reason for it to have sprouted up in the thread. I could be wrong, though, and probably am. On June 23 2013 07:40 ObviousOne wrote: It's not really the style that's got me, on its own. It's the way they've been battling at each other for so long, particularly at the expense of other reads. Neither is here to clarify why it is that they're so seemingly hostile towards one another. I read a few pages of Les Mafia, thought not very much TBH, and GK's attitude feels similar to that game when he was under suspicion there so it could be just a baseline GK-thing. Maybe this isn't a 1:1 relationship but that Shiao is just responding in kind. Like I said, I just wanted to know if they had some kind of history so I'll have to hear it from one of them, I guess. I thought maybe you had some extra knowledge but yours sounds about as limited as my own. Some serious waffle followed by On June 23 2013 07:52 ObviousOne wrote: We can be reasonably sure that DP won't fuck off if he doesn't die today. Can we say the same about GK? Wai? | ||
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HiroPro
United States2624 Posts
Vote Count ObviousOne (2): slOosh, Coagulation slOosh (1): ObviousOne ObviousOne is set to be lynched. The deadline is at 23:00 GMT (+00:00) in . | ||
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Coagulation
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and I have no clue | ||
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Coagulation
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slOosh
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OO waffled around and even tried to get people to vote GK (but was too scared to do it himself), even though he had DP as a strong scum read. | ||
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ObviousOne
United States3704 Posts
On July 04 2013 07:36 slOosh wrote: I hammered DP. OO waffled around and even tried to get people to vote GK (but was too scared to do it himself), even though he had DP as a strong scum read. Oh you mean like how you ended up voting for DP? You didn't call DP scum ever before he flipped. Ange did it for you. On June 23 2013 07:28 slOosh wrote: Ok Ange is now my new best friend. ##Vote: DarthPunk With your "slightly tipping the scales" towards DP? On June 23 2013 07:45 slOosh wrote: One reason I want to lynch DP over GK is that he prefaces his suspicions of "hey, I always find them scummy". It's a cop out of responsibility. I wouldn't call that confidence. How can you take credit for the hammer when it looks like you barely even believed your scum read on DP, so far as to essentially let Ange do the talking for you? Would you also be so keen to take ownership of your hammer vote if we had gotten a town flip instead? The fact is, I helped lead that wagon, you just came along for the ride. | ||
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slOosh
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I agree you lead that wagon, it's what I've been saying. Doy. You are just arguing my points. | ||
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slOosh
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We all voted DP. I explain a situation where scum OO has motivation to do so. OO has been playing at strawmen, and keeps dodging the big point. Why hammer DP when it was soooo easy to vote GK? | ||
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ObviousOne
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Coagulation
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slOosh
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On June 28 2013 12:46 Adam4167 wrote: I mean OO is so out of touch with the thread his fishing up cases from 48 hours ago on someone that I've since ruled almost surely town. I asked for reads on all 3 of us in the apparent 'lynch pool of death' and I got nada. Some waffle about Oats antagonizing Cora on D1. On June 29 2013 12:00 Adam4167 wrote: Back on point: what the fuck is OO doing. Again I call him useless and he doesn't even respond, he comes in, drops his vote on GK and then bails out - completely avoiding contribution. He still hasn't delivered anything resembling a read that I asked him for. His last post of any substance he says that Oats, Sloosh and Me are all the furthest from town on the spectrum, yet we never hear back about why sloosh is not so town anymore, nor does he comment on me. He throws out some random post on Oats and Cora from D1 and then he jumps on a GK vote. So OO, time to step up. You are just plodding along with thread sentiment this game and doing absolutely nothing constructive. Your egregious lack of scum hunting and general effort this game has run its course. Put your apparent confirmed status to work, get in here and make a case on all 3 of those players you consider the furthest from town. On June 30 2013 13:47 Adam4167 wrote: I can only conclude that there is some kind of 2nd family or 3rd party at work here to explain why OO and DP went at each other so hard, yet OO still acts scummy as fuck. ##Vote: ObviousOne Whatever, I am tired of talking to stupid. See yall in the post game. OO has been coasting hard with "semi-confirmed" status since N1, with no interest in actually finding scum until now, which is lylo, which is when scum have to pull off the mislynch themselves. Find me one true scum read in his filter. Show me where he puts effort in getting someone lynched. Quote where he tries to actively figure crap out instead of coasting like a scum who is riding town cred would. | ||
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ObviousOne
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On July 04 2013 10:37 slOosh wrote: OO has been coasting hard with "semi-confirmed" status since N1, with no interest in actually finding scum until now, which is lylo, which is when scum have to pull off the mislynch themselves. Find me one true scum read in his filter. Show me where he puts effort in getting someone lynched. Quote where he tries to actively figure crap out instead of coasting like a scum who is riding town cred would. artist relevant actually, maybe the title too [the preceeding is a dramatization, no animals were harmed in the production of this post] I'd rather know what Coag wants to ask about than what you can spin up. | ||
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slOosh
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There's enough in the thread as it is, look at it yourself, and pick whoever you want. | ||
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Coagulation
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ObviousOne
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Acrofales
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Endgame Coagulation, as Dobbs had no real clue what was going on. He didn't even know why he was alive. People around him were dropping like flies, but not him. He had spent his only bullet and was just waiting for it all to end. "Dudes, he's scum", he'd yell from time to time as a horde of crazies came by, but he hadn't really paid much attention to the goings on since gloriously blasting Milo Minderbender in the face. Still savouring that moment he opened the door to his office, and was stunned. He had walked straight into a game show with insane host Monty Hall: "WELCOME Coagulation, to today's final round of who's the scummer?! We have reloaded your gun for you and you get one single shot to shoot the last mafia! But beware. We have cleverly disguised him as a townie, so choose well!" Coag took one look at the stage, where he saw Oatsmaster, slOosh and ObviousOne, all painted green. "Oh, this is easy. I will shoot slOosh" he yelled and started to aim. "Wait!" said Monty Hall, "this game has a twist! Before you shoot, I will now prove to you that one of the other two is NOT scum", and with that a trapdoor opened beneath Oatsmaster, whose green blood spurted everywhere. Coagulation looked on in horror, but he had to think quickly. Bayesian probability commanded him: switch! "But read the thread!" ObviousOne implored. "Don't you remember how I have been the towniest of townies. How I pushed for us to kill the evil Captain Black back on day 1? All to no avail. "Reading the thread is for pussies!!!" yelled Coagulation as he aimed at ObviousOne. Everybody held their breath as Coag pulled the trigger, and the crowd erupted in joy as Lieutenant Scheiskopff's RED blood squirted all over the floor. The game has ended in a TOWN victory! Marvellosity, the CID Investigator, came back from his retirement for a second to congratulate the town and invite them all over to his VICTORY jacuzzi party in the Bahamas. ObviousOne, Lieutenant Scheiskopff was given an honorable burial for putting up a hell of a fight. + Show Spoiler + Lieutenant Scheisskopf smacked his hands over his eyes in exasperation. It was the despair of Lieutenant Scheisskopf's life to be chained to a woman who was incapable of looking beyond her own dirty, sexual desires to the titanic struggles for the unattainable in which noble man could become heroically engaged. 'Why don't you ever whip me?' she pouted one night. 'Because I haven't the time,' he snapped at her impatiently. 'I haven't the time. Don't you know there's a parade going on?' You are Lieutenant Scheisskopf, the squadron training commander and lover of parades! Each night, you may order a player to practice marching, preventing them from carrying out any actions that night. Coagulation, Dobbs went out for a beer. + Show Spoiler + 'I'm not shouting!' Dobbs shouted louder, his face red with revolutionary fervor. His eyes and nostrils were running, and his palpitating crimson lower lip was splattered with a foamy dew. 'There must have been close to a hundred men in the group who had finished their fifty-five missions when he raised the number to sixty. There must have been at least another hundred like with just a couple more to fly. He's going to kill us all if we let him go on forever. We've got to kill him first.' You are Dobbs, the worst pilot in the squadron! Tired of flying missions for Colonel Cathcart, you've managed to acquire a gun with a single bullet, which you can use at night. However, if you aim your gun at a member of the town, you will commit suicide after shooting them. You win with the town. slOosh, Doc Daneeka took some valium for the gameshow fright and then danced on OO's grave. + Show Spoiler + "I'm asking you to save my life." "It's not my business to save lives," Doc Daneeka retorted sullenly. "What is your business?" "I don't know what my business is. All they ever told me was to uphold the ethics of my profession and never give testimony against another physician." "You're dead, sir," one of his two enlisted men explained. Doc Daneeka jerked his head up quickly with resentful distrust. "What's that?" "You're dead, sir," repeated the other. That's probably the reason you always feel so cold." "That's right, sir. You've probably been dead all this time and we just didn't detect it." You are Doc Daneeka, the squadron physician. Being a doctor isn't meant for you, but that's ok. Thanks to your propensity for falsifying flight rosters, you've gained the ability to survive after death! Unfortunately, the Air Force doesn't provide dead soldiers with food, pay, or shelter, so you will only survive for 1 half-cycle after death and may not vote for that half-cycle. You win with the town. Host SS: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AlpI5bMSvWCIdHhOajQzNDZrajBUS0pRY0RuWEJVT2c Mafia QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/L4AFsW5gNiW4 Observer QT: http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/5EnEVf43yj3 | ||
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Coagulation
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"Reading the thread is for pussies!!!" yelled Coagulation as he aimed at ObviousOne. | ||
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