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ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
May 23 2013 23:38 GMT
#601
Mods are asleep, post fabric.
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Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 23 2013 23:55 GMT
#602
[image loading]

I prefer a cube of steel wires immersed into water with soap
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 24 2013 00:00 GMT
#603
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 24 2013 00:02 GMT
#604
Btw I read the story you linked, Sentinel.

I now know that you don't wipe your ass after taking a shit, when you're in a hurry
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 24 2013 00:05 GMT
#605
I sure don't
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 24 2013 00:08 GMT
#606
I've read somewhere that americans roll their toilet paper into a ball, whereas europeans fold it.

It's poll time:

Poll: What do you do with your toilet paper

European - Fold (3)
 
50%

American - Fold (1)
 
17%

American - Roll (1)
 
17%

European - Roll (1)
 
17%

6 total votes

Your vote: What do you do with your toilet paper

(Vote): American - Fold
(Vote): European - Fold
(Vote): American - Roll
(Vote): European - Roll



Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 24 2013 00:09 GMT
#607
I forgot the "ignore toilet paper" option for Sentinel.
Fuck
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
May 24 2013 00:10 GMT
#608
You left out my option.
American-wipe on the cat since she just cleans herself anyway and is softer than toilet paper.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 24 2013 00:13 GMT
#609
On May 24 2013 09:10 Promethelax wrote:
You left out my option.
American-wipe on the cat since she just cleans herself anyway and is softer than toilet paper.


I'm allergic to cat hair, my ass would grow tenfold after such a thing
You probably should test yourself for toxoplasmosis infection mate
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 24 2013 00:15 GMT
#610
Usually I shower right after I shit so I just hop in and wipe my ass with my hand and a bunch of shampoo along with the usual showering part. That way when I fart the room smells like rosemary and lavender and I save trees too
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 24 2013 00:17 GMT
#611
On May 24 2013 09:13 Vivax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2013 09:10 Promethelax wrote:
You left out my option.
American-wipe on the cat since she just cleans herself anyway and is softer than toilet paper.


I'm allergic to cat hair, my ass would grow tenfold after such a thing
You probably should test yourself for toxoplasmosis infection mate

toxoplasmosis is usually pretty harmless though.

It's okay.

But I'm also allergic to cat hair, we might be related.
Please tell me we're not.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 24 2013 00:20 GMT
#612
On May 24 2013 09:17 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 24 2013 09:13 Vivax wrote:
On May 24 2013 09:10 Promethelax wrote:
You left out my option.
American-wipe on the cat since she just cleans herself anyway and is softer than toilet paper.


I'm allergic to cat hair, my ass would grow tenfold after such a thing
You probably should test yourself for toxoplasmosis infection mate

toxoplasmosis is usually pretty harmless though.

It's okay.

But I'm also allergic to cat hair, we might be related.
Please tell me we're not.


It's harmless until you grow old and sick and the little fuckers crawl out of their once sleeping cysts to eat you alive.

We are not related if you're from eastern austria. We might be related if you're a mountain dude.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 24 2013 00:21 GMT
#613
Oh thank god.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 24 2013 00:21 GMT
#614
Nothing personal, of course.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 24 2013 00:23 GMT
#615
Lies

you're one of those snobby wieners
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 24 2013 00:25 GMT
#616
nope

Czech border representing

you know, that area where there's exactly nothing. That's me.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 24 2013 00:31 GMT
#617
"Snobby Wieners" sounds like a good name for a porn movie
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
May 24 2013 00:33 GMT
#618
On a related note after the news about airports etc getting closed down due to fake bombs I want to start a male strip club called "Suspicious Packages"
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22414 Posts
May 24 2013 00:33 GMT
#619
On May 24 2013 09:31 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
"Snobby Wieners" sounds like a good name for a porn movie


Snobby Wieners, toilet paper, fabrics and rosemary farts

that's page 31
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 24 2013 00:40 GMT
#620
On May 24 2013 09:33 Promethelax wrote:
On a related note after the news about airports etc getting closed down due to fake bombs I want to start a male strip club called "Suspicious Packages"


If you're talking about my other story the bombs were real, they just found them before the people got on the plane
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
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