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Hi again Chromatic o/ I'm in the same position, actually: /obs for now, but able to play in a few weeks. More likely to join the next game, though.
+ Show Spoiler +On May 27 2013 19:47 Blazinghand wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/mOHGjne.jpg) This is probably the best piece of advice anybody will recieve in this thread. Bear in mind that the magnitude of the orange area may be a lot bigger than any of the others though
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Yeah. Similarly is the graph of what scum does vs what new/bad players do.
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On June 01 2013 10:04 Aquanim wrote:Hi again Chromatic o/ I'm in the same position, actually: /obs for now, but able to play in a few weeks. More likely to join the next game, though. + Show Spoiler +On May 27 2013 19:47 Blazinghand wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/mOHGjne.jpg) This is probably the best piece of advice anybody will recieve in this thread. Bear in mind that the magnitude of the orange area may be a lot bigger than any of the others though  YES IT'S AQUA All we need is Kickstart now.
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Alright so i just went threw and read newbie mini mafia XXXV and now i feel alot better and actually understand how this game can work in a text based system. also Vegi-Tale theme is far more kickass than vampire. (although i do approve of vampire theme)
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On June 01 2013 13:58 Xzavier wrote: Alright so i just went threw and read newbie mini mafia XXXV and now i feel alot better and actually understand how this game can work in a text based system. also Vegi-Tale theme is far more kickass than vampire. (although i do approve of vampire theme) What are your thoughts on True Blood vs Vampire Diaries?
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Le sigh.....
I outed because I am über intimidated by this forum but I have been successfully coerced. If I suck terribly you can all blame s0Lstice. 
/in
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I blame s0l for all sorts of shit. Gaining a new player is a good thing though, no matter how good or bad that player is at first. U less they lynch me at 2v1 Lylo in which case I will never forgive anyone ever. STUUUUUUUTERS!!!!!!
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On June 01 2013 14:59 Yavanna wrote:Le sigh..... I outed because I am über intimidated by this forum but I have been successfully coerced. If I suck terribly you can all blame s0Lstice.  /in
You've been doing you're homework, you're gonna be fine.
Also Prom and Sent are gonna coach you up real good.
On May 17 2013 01:05 Promethelax wrote:Hello Pretty Newbies I am the TOWN coach. Please contact me for any all all questions you have I can help a lot with questions such as How do I look more townie? (by being more townie) Should I claim? (No, you probably shouldn't) How do I find scum? (just look!) How awesome am I? (pretty awesome)
I will be moderately helpful with such questions as: Is my case good? (probably not) Am I looking at the right things? (probably not) Do you love me? (yes) Can I have this dance? (Yes! I thought you'd never ask)
I cannot help with questions like: Who is scum? (I dunno) Will you write a case for me (nup) There is this really pretty girl at school/work/my wife's work how do I get her to like me?(just talk to her, god!) I hate this game, I'm never playing again! (okay...)
please send me a PM and ask any questions you have, I'd love to chat and help you with anything you want help on. I am donating my time for you to get better at this game, use this wisely, you only get so many chances to play with a coach. Don't waste those chances.
The bolded is crap though. Don't let him be lazy and not field dating questions.
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I don't need dating advice s0L, my life isn't nearly as hard as yours
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![[image loading]](http://www.abload.de/img/ohsugi2t4ufr.gif)
Here's you being impressed by my 1000th post. Seriously calm down it's not that amazing.
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Limited time offer: prom now also gives dating advice to non-newbies.
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On June 01 2013 18:13 Promethelax wrote: I blame s0l for all sorts of shit. Gaining a new player is a good thing though, no matter how good or bad that player is at first. U less they lynch me at 2v1 Lylo in which case I will never forgive anyone ever. STUUUUUUUTERS!!!!!! W/E, you were totally scum, not my fault the host had it wrong.
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prom help me get the wimmenz
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On June 01 2013 14:47 mkfuba07 wrote:Show nested quote +On June 01 2013 13:58 Xzavier wrote: Alright so i just went threw and read newbie mini mafia XXXV and now i feel alot better and actually understand how this game can work in a text based system. also Vegi-Tale theme is far more kickass than vampire. (although i do approve of vampire theme) What are your thoughts on True Blood vs Vampire Diaries?
Don't believe I've watched either, but the commercials for vampire diaries are far worse than the commercials of True Blood. lol
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Oh I think I should have my own speech. For professionalism, you know.
HELLO TOWNIES!
Right. Here is a bit about me:
On May 21 2013 07:20 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: I'm a sadistic semilurker whose thoughts and reasoning are guided by manic depression and will probably have no idea what the hell is going on at any point in this game. But seeing as nobody else knows what the hell is going on either, I'm the perfect representative for this game.
But don't let that discourage you from asking me questions. Beneath the layers of madness and emotion is a fairly good scumhunter who catches scum even when he doesn't know about it! Together (with Prom) we will steer you in the right direction.
I won't always be here, but feel free to PM me any time you like and I'll explain/help/suggest anything you like.
Now get lost, I have to talk to my other client.
HEYO SERIAL KILLER
I'm your best friend in this game. It gets lonely being the serial killer because you have nobody on your side and you need to kill everyone else to win.
Luckily I'm here to talk to you, cheer you up, maybe even set up a QT for posterity. I'll teach you exactly where on the green-meter your play should fall, and what to do if some stupid scum accidentally shoots you (hint: they can't directly say you're the SK without revealing they're scum, so underhanded tactics may be used). Also I'll teach you the proper level of sadism to be a good, effective serial killer.
Oh and when I say I'm your best friend, you're mine as well. I get lonely too, so feel free to share a story about yourself on the QT. I love mercilessly butchering meeting new victims friends!
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On June 02 2013 02:10 s0Lstice wrote: prom help me get the wimmenz
lesson 1: don't call them wimmenz
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On June 02 2013 08:12 marvellosity wrote:lesson 1: don't call them wimmenz Lesson 2: Don't refer to it as "getting" them.
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Peddle your chivalry elsewhere!
Our newbies need ALPHA MALE advice. Assholes get the girls..every child knows this.
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On June 02 2013 09:48 s0Lstice wrote: Peddle your chivalry elsewhere!
Our newbies need ALPHA MALE advice. Assholes get the girls..every child knows this.
Aww...Bless your sweet little retarded heart.
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