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Aquanim
Profile Joined November 2012
Australia2849 Posts
June 01 2013 01:04 GMT
#181
Hi again Chromatic o/
I'm in the same position, actually: /obs for now, but able to play in a few weeks. More likely to join the next game, though.

+ Show Spoiler +

On May 27 2013 19:47 Blazinghand wrote:
[image loading]


This is probably the best piece of advice anybody will recieve in this thread. Bear in mind that the magnitude of the orange area may be a lot bigger than any of the others though
mkfuba07
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1151 Posts
June 01 2013 01:08 GMT
#182
Yeah. Similarly is the graph of what scum does vs what new/bad players do.
Never trust a skinny innkeeper
Chromatically
Profile Joined January 2012
United States1700 Posts
June 01 2013 01:48 GMT
#183
On June 01 2013 10:04 Aquanim wrote:
Hi again Chromatic o/
I'm in the same position, actually: /obs for now, but able to play in a few weeks. More likely to join the next game, though.

+ Show Spoiler +

On May 27 2013 19:47 Blazinghand wrote:
[image loading]


This is probably the best piece of advice anybody will recieve in this thread. Bear in mind that the magnitude of the orange area may be a lot bigger than any of the others though

YES IT'S AQUA
All we need is Kickstart now.
Xzavier
Profile Joined January 2013
United States393 Posts
June 01 2013 04:58 GMT
#184
Alright so i just went threw and read newbie mini mafia XXXV and now i feel alot better and actually understand how this game can work in a text based system. also Vegi-Tale theme is far more kickass than vampire. (although i do approve of vampire theme)
Mafia :D
Stutters695
Profile Joined July 2012
2610 Posts
June 01 2013 05:41 GMT
#185
/obs
mkfuba07
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1151 Posts
June 01 2013 05:47 GMT
#186
On June 01 2013 13:58 Xzavier wrote:
Alright so i just went threw and read newbie mini mafia XXXV and now i feel alot better and actually understand how this game can work in a text based system. also Vegi-Tale theme is far more kickass than vampire. (although i do approve of vampire theme)

What are your thoughts on True Blood vs Vampire Diaries?
Never trust a skinny innkeeper
Yavanna
Profile Joined May 2013
United States36 Posts
June 01 2013 05:59 GMT
#187
Le sigh.....

I outed because I am über intimidated by this forum but I have been successfully coerced. If I suck terribly you can all blame s0Lstice.

/in
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
June 01 2013 09:13 GMT
#188
I blame s0l for all sorts of shit. Gaining a new player is a good thing though, no matter how good or bad that player is at first. U less they lynch me at 2v1 Lylo in which case I will never forgive anyone ever.
STUUUUUUUTERS!!!!!!
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
s0Lstice
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1833 Posts
June 01 2013 16:19 GMT
#189
On June 01 2013 14:59 Yavanna wrote:
Le sigh.....

I outed because I am über intimidated by this forum but I have been successfully coerced. If I suck terribly you can all blame s0Lstice.

/in


You've been doing you're homework, you're gonna be fine.

Also Prom and Sent are gonna coach you up real good.

On May 17 2013 01:05 Promethelax wrote:
Hello Pretty Newbies


I am the TOWN coach.

Please contact me for any all all questions you have I can help a lot with questions such as
    How do I look more townie? (by being more townie)
    Should I claim? (No, you probably shouldn't)
    How do I find scum? (just look!)
    How awesome am I? (pretty awesome)


I will be moderately helpful with such questions as:
    Is my case good? (probably not)
    Am I looking at the right things? (probably not)
    Do you love me? (yes)
    Can I have this dance? (Yes! I thought you'd never ask)


I cannot help with questions like:
    Who is scum? (I dunno)
    Will you write a case for me (nup)
    There is this really pretty girl at school/work/my wife's work how do I get her to like me?(just talk to her, god!)
    I hate this game, I'm never playing again! (okay...)


please send me a PM and ask any questions you have, I'd love to chat and help you with anything you want help on. I am donating my time for you to get better at this game, use this wisely, you only get so many chances to play with a coach. Don't waste those chances.


The bolded is crap though. Don't let him be lazy and not field dating questions.



ATOBTTR
Yavanna
Profile Joined May 2013
United States36 Posts
June 01 2013 16:27 GMT
#190
I don't need dating advice s0L, my life isn't nearly as hard as yours
s0Lstice
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1833 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-01 16:49:28
June 01 2013 16:48 GMT
#191
[image loading]

Here's you being impressed by my 1000th post. Seriously calm down it's not that amazing.
ATOBTTR
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18216 Posts
June 01 2013 16:49 GMT
#192
Limited time offer: prom now also gives dating advice to non-newbies.
Stutters695
Profile Joined July 2012
2610 Posts
June 01 2013 17:06 GMT
#193
On June 01 2013 18:13 Promethelax wrote:
I blame s0l for all sorts of shit. Gaining a new player is a good thing though, no matter how good or bad that player is at first. U less they lynch me at 2v1 Lylo in which case I will never forgive anyone ever.
STUUUUUUUTERS!!!!!!

W/E, you were totally scum, not my fault the host had it wrong.
s0Lstice
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1833 Posts
June 01 2013 17:10 GMT
#194
prom help me get the wimmenz
ATOBTTR
Xzavier
Profile Joined January 2013
United States393 Posts
June 01 2013 20:13 GMT
#195
On June 01 2013 14:47 mkfuba07 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 01 2013 13:58 Xzavier wrote:
Alright so i just went threw and read newbie mini mafia XXXV and now i feel alot better and actually understand how this game can work in a text based system. also Vegi-Tale theme is far more kickass than vampire. (although i do approve of vampire theme)

What are your thoughts on True Blood vs Vampire Diaries?


Don't believe I've watched either, but the commercials for vampire diaries are far worse than the commercials of True Blood. lol
Mafia :D
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 21:15 GMT
#196
Oh I think I should have my own speech. For professionalism, you know.

HELLO TOWNIES!

Right. Here is a bit about me:

On May 21 2013 07:20 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I'm a sadistic semilurker whose thoughts and reasoning are guided by manic depression and will probably have no idea what the hell is going on at any point in this game. But seeing as nobody else knows what the hell is going on either, I'm the perfect representative for this game.


But don't let that discourage you from asking me questions. Beneath the layers of madness and emotion is a fairly good scumhunter who catches scum even when he doesn't know about it! Together (with Prom) we will steer you in the right direction.

I won't always be here, but feel free to PM me any time you like and I'll explain/help/suggest anything you like.

Now get lost, I have to talk to my other client.




HEYO SERIAL KILLER

I'm your best friend in this game. It gets lonely being the serial killer because you have nobody on your side and you need to kill everyone else to win.

Luckily I'm here to talk to you, cheer you up, maybe even set up a QT for posterity. I'll teach you exactly where on the green-meter your play should fall, and what to do if some stupid scum accidentally shoots you (hint: they can't directly say you're the SK without revealing they're scum, so underhanded tactics may be used). Also I'll teach you the proper level of sadism to be a good, effective serial killer.

Oh and when I say I'm your best friend, you're mine as well. I get lonely too, so feel free to share a story about yourself on the QT. I love mercilessly butchering meeting new victims friends!
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
June 01 2013 23:12 GMT
#197
On June 02 2013 02:10 s0Lstice wrote:
prom help me get the wimmenz


lesson 1: don't call them wimmenz
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
June 01 2013 23:48 GMT
#198
On June 02 2013 08:12 marvellosity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 02:10 s0Lstice wrote:
prom help me get the wimmenz


lesson 1: don't call them wimmenz

Lesson 2: Don't refer to it as "getting" them.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
s0Lstice
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1833 Posts
June 02 2013 00:48 GMT
#199
Peddle your chivalry elsewhere!

Our newbies need ALPHA MALE advice. Assholes get the girls..every child knows this.
ATOBTTR
Yavanna
Profile Joined May 2013
United States36 Posts
June 02 2013 01:17 GMT
#200
On June 02 2013 09:48 s0Lstice wrote:
Peddle your chivalry elsewhere!

Our newbies need ALPHA MALE advice. Assholes get the girls..every child knows this.


Aww...Bless your sweet little retarded heart.
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