Noir Mini Mafia: Chapter 1 - Page 3

VE /in'd

On who lynches who: There are instigators of lynches, lead protagonists, case writers, and hammer voters of Lynches however despite some peoples desire to retrospectively rewrite reality such that they are the centre of the universe and they personally Lynched scum... usually it is also everyone else in the thread too, each playing a different role. Even if some only plays the role of deciding who to sheep, there is no good lynch without first the sheep also making the right decisions. So in general, no one lynches any one. Real causation in terms of necessary and sufficient conditions is a complex amorphous beast.

More generally:
So unless you are determined to be disappointed in life/this game I suggest some creative/figurative rewriting/reinterpretation of your goals (Doing that is less self deceptive than, (as some people do) subsequently rewriting reality/history when overly specific wishes fail to materialize.) Thus being disappointed if I didn't make a good faith effort to lynch the host might well be a more realistic wish. Even that however, is on this occasion, likely to fall well short of the mark. It is a bit like praying to god and not only wishing for a Lamborghini, but also specifying what its number plate should be... Well it is just like that, except in this case I am not anything like god, well that and, "these are not the Lamborghinis you are looking for".

Instead, be Zen, and cast yourself upon the flowing waters of life, and its inherent chaos, and see where that takes you.

Will you settle for a good faith effort to be as novel/entertaining as an attempt to Lynch the host? + Show Spoiler +