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wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
March 11 2013 18:06 GMT
#981
On March 12 2013 03:02 marvellosity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 03:00 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:48 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:45 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:41 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:40 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 01:11 marvellosity wrote:
On March 11 2013 07:25 wherebugsgo wrote:
the man in the sky tells us the rat is not a rat but a mouse

but the not-rat (actually a mouse) says he may be a mouse with a mask today and a rat tomorrow. "Today I die," the mouse says. And, he says, he will not tell us when he turns into a rat! Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

So is this mouse a mouse under the bridge, or a mouse over the bridge?

I say, brothers, that we burn the mouse and say our prayers, for it shall be safer for us if the mouse does not become rabid.



So basically bugs, apart from being useless, it comes down to what we think of this post.

Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

Why, then, would a "rat" announce that he would turn into a rat at all? Why even mention it if you're a "rat"? There seems to be a logic breakdown.

bugs is basically advocating lynching a townie on the basis he might not be town later. It's so *lazy*.



Hello, oh sparkly one. I wish I could see in colors!

The dog does not understand your slowness. Perhaps the sparkles are too much? Please, do not pay attention to the tail. It can be very distracting.

*woof woof*

Let me tell you a story, that I had told our crocodile friend. Mr Crocodile, I asked him, what would you do if you were the last crocodilian to live? Sorry, I suppose that is not specific enough. What if someone else said they were the last crocodilian?

I am the one true dog. There is no other dog. No other woofs and pants and licks and wags like me. The rat said he was the true dog. This made the dog angry.

Do you understand now, oh sparkly one? Surely you have realized-there cannot be two dogs.

I also smelled, that the impostor rat seemed oddly...familiar. Do you know of the Hindus? It was like that, as if the rat wanted to be an elephant. But that the elephant wasn't satisfactory, so he chose to try to become a dog.

I know this is all confusing, but let me put it this way: in a past life, I believe I had a trunk. I still sometimes feel the urge to snort water.

Remember, I am the one true dog. You may choose to put me down today, put me out of my misery. I am okay with that. Sometimes the dog must make the sacrifice for the greater good. However I do not think that you would be very happy with me afterward. You would see that then I would have been more useful in your service. As a guide doc, perhaps-to lead the blind and the ugly. And to bring in the chickens and herd sheep.


this literally answers none of the issues i raised


Do you not read, oh sparkly one?

If someone were to come and say, "I am the one and only sparkly one." Would you not seek to smite him?

Perhaps my dog brain is more sophisticated than yours. For that. I apologize for the confusion. Perhaps we can talk when you are done pondering incontemplatables.


No, that's completely irrelevant. I understand your original push on Kurumi, because he was claiming to be your personality. I get that.

That's not what I brought up in my post. What I brought up in my post was the following:

1) why would you think mafia would announce that they were town but would turn into mafia? Why on earth would mafia say this?
2) why did you still want to lynch him when the host called him town. why were you lazily saying "we should kill this townie now because he may not be town later" instead of wanting to lynch actual mafia?

These things have nothing to do with Kurumi claiming your personality.


Oh yes, sparkly one, you are quite the nitwit.

Once upon a time, there was legend, of a time when the eagles ruled. Do you know what I am talking about? During this time, the eagles hunted all the rats. The sniveling, dirty, poop-sniffing (although I admit I do it too) rats. All through this era, no rat was spared. After all, why trust any rat? Once a rat, always a rat. At least, until The Punishment.

The Punishment cannot be spared for any rat. If we were to allow the mouse to become a rat, would we not have some problem?

The rat Kurumi had said, maybe later I may still be a rat. But how would we know if he becomes a rat? Sure, maybe as a mouse he will tell us. Then why indeed did he also think it the right thing to do? Maybe he, as a mouse, could only win with mice if he choked on cheese. The Punishment made him forever a mouse. Sometimes there are traitor mice. In this case the true rats could use the mouse and spread the Plague!

However, one must remember: the dog knew that the rat was spreading lies. The dog will not tolerate that, no. Any such rat will quickly become the dog's chew toy.

Perhaps you will understand this now. Alas, the dog has qualification exams and has not been vigilant. Perhaps soon he will become a guard dog.


He wasn't a rat, and he was mod-confirmed as not being a rat today. your whole argument stinks. HE WAS NOT A RAT.


Yes, the man in the sky said he was not a rat.

But how at the time could the dog know if the man in the sky spoke from the Book, or it was another rat speaking through the man in the sky? Or perhaps even a misguided curiosity cat. The curious cat does not always find the cat burglar. Sometimes the curiosity kills the cat!

Now can you see, oh sparkly nitwit? The truth is sometimes not so easy to see from the old eyes of the dog.

Certainly it is easy to say in the absence of the rat!
slOosh
Profile Joined October 2009
3291 Posts
March 11 2013 18:06 GMT
#982
On March 12 2013 02:56 Stutters695 should have wrote:
Sloosh yamato I've never played with period but his few posts are so safe scummy it's unreal. If he he's wrong about Yamato shoots Kurumi he's fine because it still makes sense to lynch and if he's right he can get away with it and he gets huge town cred for nothing shooting an arguably mod-confirmed town player.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
March 11 2013 18:06 GMT
#983
On March 12 2013 03:05 Promethelax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 03:02 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 03:00 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:48 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:45 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:41 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:40 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 01:11 marvellosity wrote:
On March 11 2013 07:25 wherebugsgo wrote:
the man in the sky tells us the rat is not a rat but a mouse

but the not-rat (actually a mouse) says he may be a mouse with a mask today and a rat tomorrow. "Today I die," the mouse says. And, he says, he will not tell us when he turns into a rat! Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

So is this mouse a mouse under the bridge, or a mouse over the bridge?

I say, brothers, that we burn the mouse and say our prayers, for it shall be safer for us if the mouse does not become rabid.



So basically bugs, apart from being useless, it comes down to what we think of this post.

Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

Why, then, would a "rat" announce that he would turn into a rat at all? Why even mention it if you're a "rat"? There seems to be a logic breakdown.

bugs is basically advocating lynching a townie on the basis he might not be town later. It's so *lazy*.



Hello, oh sparkly one. I wish I could see in colors!

The dog does not understand your slowness. Perhaps the sparkles are too much? Please, do not pay attention to the tail. It can be very distracting.

*woof woof*

Let me tell you a story, that I had told our crocodile friend. Mr Crocodile, I asked him, what would you do if you were the last crocodilian to live? Sorry, I suppose that is not specific enough. What if someone else said they were the last crocodilian?

I am the one true dog. There is no other dog. No other woofs and pants and licks and wags like me. The rat said he was the true dog. This made the dog angry.

Do you understand now, oh sparkly one? Surely you have realized-there cannot be two dogs.

I also smelled, that the impostor rat seemed oddly...familiar. Do you know of the Hindus? It was like that, as if the rat wanted to be an elephant. But that the elephant wasn't satisfactory, so he chose to try to become a dog.

I know this is all confusing, but let me put it this way: in a past life, I believe I had a trunk. I still sometimes feel the urge to snort water.

Remember, I am the one true dog. You may choose to put me down today, put me out of my misery. I am okay with that. Sometimes the dog must make the sacrifice for the greater good. However I do not think that you would be very happy with me afterward. You would see that then I would have been more useful in your service. As a guide doc, perhaps-to lead the blind and the ugly. And to bring in the chickens and herd sheep.


this literally answers none of the issues i raised


Do you not read, oh sparkly one?

If someone were to come and say, "I am the one and only sparkly one." Would you not seek to smite him?

Perhaps my dog brain is more sophisticated than yours. For that. I apologize for the confusion. Perhaps we can talk when you are done pondering incontemplatables.


No, that's completely irrelevant. I understand your original push on Kurumi, because he was claiming to be your personality. I get that.

That's not what I brought up in my post. What I brought up in my post was the following:

1) why would you think mafia would announce that they were town but would turn into mafia? Why on earth would mafia say this?
2) why did you still want to lynch him when the host called him town. why were you lazily saying "we should kill this townie now because he may not be town later" instead of wanting to lynch actual mafia?

These things have nothing to do with Kurumi claiming your personality.


Oh yes, sparkly one, you are quite the nitwit.

Once upon a time, there was legend, of a time when the eagles ruled. Do you know what I am talking about? During this time, the eagles hunted all the rats. The sniveling, dirty, poop-sniffing (although I admit I do it too) rats. All through this era, no rat was spared. After all, why trust any rat? Once a rat, always a rat. At least, until The Punishment.

The Punishment cannot be spared for any rat. If we were to allow the mouse to become a rat, would we not have some problem?

The rat Kurumi had said, maybe later I may still be a rat. But how would we know if he becomes a rat? Sure, maybe as a mouse he will tell us. Then why indeed did he also think it the right thing to do? Maybe he, as a mouse, could only win with mice if he choked on cheese. The Punishment made him forever a mouse. Sometimes there are traitor mice. In this case the true rats could use the mouse and spread the Plague!

However, one must remember: the dog knew that the rat was spreading lies. The dog will not tolerate that, no. Any such rat will quickly become the dog's chew toy.

Perhaps you will understand this now. Alas, the dog has qualification exams and has not been vigilant. Perhaps soon he will become a guard dog.


He wasn't a rat, and he was mod-confirmed as not being a rat today. your whole argument stinks. HE WAS NOT A RAT.


Twice now our dog has claim doc
on his soft claim I lay a pox
we need a full claim
giving half is so lame
I think I believe him. Not!


The funny thing is that since Kurumi died, we have not heard one single fucking word from bugs who he'd like to lynch. Not a peep.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
March 11 2013 18:07 GMT
#984
On March 12 2013 03:04 marvellosity wrote:
I'm certainly not giving yamato's opinions any more weight than I was previously. Is anyone else actually doing so? I don't think so.

You say that like you ever listen to me, lawlz.
Writer@WriterYamato
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
March 11 2013 18:07 GMT
#985
On March 12 2013 02:22 supersoft wrote:
yes, there is letters i could read. But it's extremely time consuming!


you have done a good job of going undetected
all you do is bitch about me, I'm unaffected
maybe try to scum hunt
go on, give it a go you dumb runt
your uselessness is quite unexpected.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
March 11 2013 18:08 GMT
#986
On March 12 2013 03:07 yamato77 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 03:04 marvellosity wrote:
I'm certainly not giving yamato's opinions any more weight than I was previously. Is anyone else actually doing so? I don't think so.

You say that like you ever listen to me, lawlz.


I do actually bbygrl <3
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
March 11 2013 18:08 GMT
#987
A rat can be a rat, but also not a rat. Sometimes we call them dumb mice. The dead mouse was one of those purposely dumb mice. But also a sniveling rat who wanted to be the dog.

It is understandable, there are mice jealous of the dog. But, being the dog is hard work.
yamato77
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
11589 Posts
March 11 2013 18:09 GMT
#988
Prom, kill super with me.

Marv, you too. You know super as town is not a pile of shit.

He's obviously here, reading the thread, he's just fucking off.

I say that's mafia super right there.
Writer@WriterYamato
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
March 11 2013 18:10 GMT
#989
On March 12 2013 03:06 marvellosity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 03:05 Promethelax wrote:
On March 12 2013 03:02 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 03:00 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:48 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:45 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:41 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:40 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 01:11 marvellosity wrote:
On March 11 2013 07:25 wherebugsgo wrote:
the man in the sky tells us the rat is not a rat but a mouse

but the not-rat (actually a mouse) says he may be a mouse with a mask today and a rat tomorrow. "Today I die," the mouse says. And, he says, he will not tell us when he turns into a rat! Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

So is this mouse a mouse under the bridge, or a mouse over the bridge?

I say, brothers, that we burn the mouse and say our prayers, for it shall be safer for us if the mouse does not become rabid.



So basically bugs, apart from being useless, it comes down to what we think of this post.

Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

Why, then, would a "rat" announce that he would turn into a rat at all? Why even mention it if you're a "rat"? There seems to be a logic breakdown.

bugs is basically advocating lynching a townie on the basis he might not be town later. It's so *lazy*.



Hello, oh sparkly one. I wish I could see in colors!

The dog does not understand your slowness. Perhaps the sparkles are too much? Please, do not pay attention to the tail. It can be very distracting.

*woof woof*

Let me tell you a story, that I had told our crocodile friend. Mr Crocodile, I asked him, what would you do if you were the last crocodilian to live? Sorry, I suppose that is not specific enough. What if someone else said they were the last crocodilian?

I am the one true dog. There is no other dog. No other woofs and pants and licks and wags like me. The rat said he was the true dog. This made the dog angry.

Do you understand now, oh sparkly one? Surely you have realized-there cannot be two dogs.

I also smelled, that the impostor rat seemed oddly...familiar. Do you know of the Hindus? It was like that, as if the rat wanted to be an elephant. But that the elephant wasn't satisfactory, so he chose to try to become a dog.

I know this is all confusing, but let me put it this way: in a past life, I believe I had a trunk. I still sometimes feel the urge to snort water.

Remember, I am the one true dog. You may choose to put me down today, put me out of my misery. I am okay with that. Sometimes the dog must make the sacrifice for the greater good. However I do not think that you would be very happy with me afterward. You would see that then I would have been more useful in your service. As a guide doc, perhaps-to lead the blind and the ugly. And to bring in the chickens and herd sheep.


this literally answers none of the issues i raised


Do you not read, oh sparkly one?

If someone were to come and say, "I am the one and only sparkly one." Would you not seek to smite him?

Perhaps my dog brain is more sophisticated than yours. For that. I apologize for the confusion. Perhaps we can talk when you are done pondering incontemplatables.


No, that's completely irrelevant. I understand your original push on Kurumi, because he was claiming to be your personality. I get that.

That's not what I brought up in my post. What I brought up in my post was the following:

1) why would you think mafia would announce that they were town but would turn into mafia? Why on earth would mafia say this?
2) why did you still want to lynch him when the host called him town. why were you lazily saying "we should kill this townie now because he may not be town later" instead of wanting to lynch actual mafia?

These things have nothing to do with Kurumi claiming your personality.


Oh yes, sparkly one, you are quite the nitwit.

Once upon a time, there was legend, of a time when the eagles ruled. Do you know what I am talking about? During this time, the eagles hunted all the rats. The sniveling, dirty, poop-sniffing (although I admit I do it too) rats. All through this era, no rat was spared. After all, why trust any rat? Once a rat, always a rat. At least, until The Punishment.

The Punishment cannot be spared for any rat. If we were to allow the mouse to become a rat, would we not have some problem?

The rat Kurumi had said, maybe later I may still be a rat. But how would we know if he becomes a rat? Sure, maybe as a mouse he will tell us. Then why indeed did he also think it the right thing to do? Maybe he, as a mouse, could only win with mice if he choked on cheese. The Punishment made him forever a mouse. Sometimes there are traitor mice. In this case the true rats could use the mouse and spread the Plague!

However, one must remember: the dog knew that the rat was spreading lies. The dog will not tolerate that, no. Any such rat will quickly become the dog's chew toy.

Perhaps you will understand this now. Alas, the dog has qualification exams and has not been vigilant. Perhaps soon he will become a guard dog.


He wasn't a rat, and he was mod-confirmed as not being a rat today. your whole argument stinks. HE WAS NOT A RAT.


Twice now our dog has claim doc
on his soft claim I lay a pox
we need a full claim
giving half is so lame
I think I believe him. Not!


The funny thing is that since Kurumi died, we have not heard one single fucking word from bugs who he'd like to lynch. Not a peep.


The dog dares not respond to my calls
he won't play dead or stand tall
he makes claim and defenses it
but his play makes me spit
I say we hang him by his balls
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
March 11 2013 18:10 GMT
#990
On March 12 2013 03:09 yamato77 wrote:
Prom, kill super with me.

Marv, you too. You know super as town is not a pile of shit.

He's obviously here, reading the thread, he's just fucking off.

I say that's mafia super right there.


maybe. i'm willing to wait a while to see what he has to say though.

bugs on the other hand has so far wanted to kill a mod-confirmed townie and done jack shit since.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
March 11 2013 18:11 GMT
#991
Perhaps if the sheep had decided not to kick the dog, the dog would have sniffed?

I do not like the soft one. Or the Foolish one. These two must live for now-perhaps they are tired cows. Everyone knows you cannot milk a cow in the morning.

Let us instead maul the nonperfect one.
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
March 11 2013 18:12 GMT
#992
##unvote
##vote iamperfection
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
March 11 2013 18:13 GMT
#993
On March 12 2013 03:08 wherebugsgo wrote:
A rat can be a rat, but also not a rat. Sometimes we call them dumb mice. The dead mouse was one of those purposely dumb mice. But also a sniveling rat who wanted to be the dog.

It is understandable, there are mice jealous of the dog. But, being the dog is hard work.


On March 12 2013 03:05 Promethelax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 03:02 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 03:00 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:48 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:45 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:41 marvellosity wrote:
On March 12 2013 02:40 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 12 2013 01:11 marvellosity wrote:
On March 11 2013 07:25 wherebugsgo wrote:
the man in the sky tells us the rat is not a rat but a mouse

but the not-rat (actually a mouse) says he may be a mouse with a mask today and a rat tomorrow. "Today I die," the mouse says. And, he says, he will not tell us when he turns into a rat! Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

So is this mouse a mouse under the bridge, or a mouse over the bridge?

I say, brothers, that we burn the mouse and say our prayers, for it shall be safer for us if the mouse does not become rabid.



So basically bugs, apart from being useless, it comes down to what we think of this post.

Of course, any doorknob would know that a rat does not announce its own presence.

Why, then, would a "rat" announce that he would turn into a rat at all? Why even mention it if you're a "rat"? There seems to be a logic breakdown.

bugs is basically advocating lynching a townie on the basis he might not be town later. It's so *lazy*.



Hello, oh sparkly one. I wish I could see in colors!

The dog does not understand your slowness. Perhaps the sparkles are too much? Please, do not pay attention to the tail. It can be very distracting.

*woof woof*

Let me tell you a story, that I had told our crocodile friend. Mr Crocodile, I asked him, what would you do if you were the last crocodilian to live? Sorry, I suppose that is not specific enough. What if someone else said they were the last crocodilian?

I am the one true dog. There is no other dog. No other woofs and pants and licks and wags like me. The rat said he was the true dog. This made the dog angry.

Do you understand now, oh sparkly one? Surely you have realized-there cannot be two dogs.

I also smelled, that the impostor rat seemed oddly...familiar. Do you know of the Hindus? It was like that, as if the rat wanted to be an elephant. But that the elephant wasn't satisfactory, so he chose to try to become a dog.

I know this is all confusing, but let me put it this way: in a past life, I believe I had a trunk. I still sometimes feel the urge to snort water.

Remember, I am the one true dog. You may choose to put me down today, put me out of my misery. I am okay with that. Sometimes the dog must make the sacrifice for the greater good. However I do not think that you would be very happy with me afterward. You would see that then I would have been more useful in your service. As a guide doc, perhaps-to lead the blind and the ugly. And to bring in the chickens and herd sheep.


this literally answers none of the issues i raised


Do you not read, oh sparkly one?

If someone were to come and say, "I am the one and only sparkly one." Would you not seek to smite him?

Perhaps my dog brain is more sophisticated than yours. For that. I apologize for the confusion. Perhaps we can talk when you are done pondering incontemplatables.


No, that's completely irrelevant. I understand your original push on Kurumi, because he was claiming to be your personality. I get that.

That's not what I brought up in my post. What I brought up in my post was the following:

1) why would you think mafia would announce that they were town but would turn into mafia? Why on earth would mafia say this?
2) why did you still want to lynch him when the host called him town. why were you lazily saying "we should kill this townie now because he may not be town later" instead of wanting to lynch actual mafia?

These things have nothing to do with Kurumi claiming your personality.


Oh yes, sparkly one, you are quite the nitwit.

Once upon a time, there was legend, of a time when the eagles ruled. Do you know what I am talking about? During this time, the eagles hunted all the rats. The sniveling, dirty, poop-sniffing (although I admit I do it too) rats. All through this era, no rat was spared. After all, why trust any rat? Once a rat, always a rat. At least, until The Punishment.

The Punishment cannot be spared for any rat. If we were to allow the mouse to become a rat, would we not have some problem?

The rat Kurumi had said, maybe later I may still be a rat. But how would we know if he becomes a rat? Sure, maybe as a mouse he will tell us. Then why indeed did he also think it the right thing to do? Maybe he, as a mouse, could only win with mice if he choked on cheese. The Punishment made him forever a mouse. Sometimes there are traitor mice. In this case the true rats could use the mouse and spread the Plague!

However, one must remember: the dog knew that the rat was spreading lies. The dog will not tolerate that, no. Any such rat will quickly become the dog's chew toy.

Perhaps you will understand this now. Alas, the dog has qualification exams and has not been vigilant. Perhaps soon he will become a guard dog.


He wasn't a rat, and he was mod-confirmed as not being a rat today. your whole argument stinks. HE WAS NOT A RAT.


Twice now our dog has claim doc
on his soft claim I lay a pox
we need a full claim
giving half is so lame
I think I believe him. Not!


On March 12 2013 02:43 Promethelax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 01:48 Promethelax wrote:
On March 11 2013 05:38 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 11 2013 05:18 Promethelax wrote:
On March 11 2013 02:46 wherebugsgo wrote:
On March 11 2013 02:22 prplhz wrote:
Kurumi's personality is Chezinu.

wherebugsgo's personality is Kurumi who is always acting Chezinuish anyway.

I solved it.


the chicken has pondered, but it seems the result is the product of the ingestion of feces.

As the dog it is my duty to lead the sheep away from danger, but the shepherd must know. Look at me, master. I will point you in the right direction.


I see bugs thinks it is the New Years
but his posting, in me, instils fear.
This bugs is useless and dumb
his posts do not attempt to find scum;
this man does not deserve to be here.

I say our WBG is corrupted
his blood, when it flows, will be red.
I say we must hang him,
many people harangue him.
He should end up dead.

So I lay down my vote to elect this thug
though I've read the thread slow as a slug,
for the moment I think he is our best flip
this man is scum, though he hasn't scum-slipped.
So for now I say ##Vote: Bugs


some people say that the greatest gift one can give is life. Sadly I do not have the means to do so, but I can give you the second greatest gift one can give: a rat.

Wait that's not right. Who the hell wrote this drivel? I'm gonna go fire that guy right now.

__________________________________________________________________________________________________

Hello, brother Promethelax. I see that you have met my friend, the honorable George. Sadly George is a bit preoccupied at the moment-he seems to be pondering the question of whether the fish and the human can coexist peacefully. Quite a quirky fellow, really. On good days he most certainly is high-functioning, but as his gardener can attest, we really do not know what goes on inside that cranium of his.

I do have to say to you though: is our townies learning?

Damn it who brought him back?!

___________________________________________________________________________________________________

Welcome, comrade. Have you looked at the rat yet? It's quacking pretty loudly, wouldn't you say? We should band together, you know. Otherwise I might be given the impression that you are the mole in the group. We all know that, though the mole is weaker than the rat, it is hated much more severely.

So the questions to ask you are: are you the mole? Or perhaps you are the disease of the rat? Or a fat lazy cat?

From my first impression you certainly don't seem like my friend the shepherd
!


On March 11 2013 17:42 wherebugsgo wrote:
My brethren, has the shepherd arrived? I have seen a tall man, and the sheep have moved...but is he the nice shepherd or the bad shepherd? Alas, the eyes of the dog are not so sharp. Maybe it is by smell that I may learn the truth.

why, one may say, did the dog bark at the rat, though the man in the sky said the rat was a mouse? well, the mouse wanted to die. The mouse said he may not really be a mouse forever. The mouse said tomorrow, he may feel like a rat. One should normally trust the mouse, but when he says he may feel like a rat-one must burn the rat. The plague should not be allowed to spread. The dog cannot accept the lies of the rat, for it is shameful to be trodden on by one that is smaller. The broth is not brewed merely by rodents.

The dog would certainly like to share his broth with one nobleman. Oh BloodyOne, I may be colorblind, so I will overlook the red overtones of your name. Would you like to drink from my honeypot?

Perhaps you can help me. I have found a few chickens, and herded some sheep. But who is my shepherd? Are you my shepherd?

Is it the one they call Phil? Or perhaps it is one of the newer, the younger. I like the Pro. My tail wags when I think of him.

Please, excuse me. I have accidentally drank the poison of the humans, that which they call Pepsi. As the Sages would say, it is not quite good for my digestive system.


Mr president, what has changed that I am now your leader
you wanted to kill the one who cried "Cheater!"
But I knew him a friend
so I called for your end
why is it you now call me greener?






now please mr go
just tell me, why go with the flow?
I wants answers
or you'll be an air dancer
when through the trap door we give you the heave-ho
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
March 11 2013 18:15 GMT
#994
On March 12 2013 03:12 wherebugsgo wrote:
##unvote
##vote iamperfection


*whispers* Chezinu gives reasons for his reads! :O
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
March 11 2013 18:15 GMT
#995
Shut up, you dumb songbird.

The dog will eat you if you do not stop parroting,
slOosh
Profile Joined October 2009
3291 Posts
March 11 2013 18:15 GMT
#996
On March 12 2013 03:04 marvellosity wrote:
I'm certainly not giving yamato's opinions any more weight than I was previously. Is anyone else actually doing so? I don't think so.

lol dude stop sidestepping

yamato shot modconfirmed town

Be clear with it: do you think he is town?

Cause right now all you are doing is theorizing on how viable of a mafia move it is, not how scummy yamato actually is.
supersoft
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany3729 Posts
March 11 2013 18:15 GMT
#997
On March 12 2013 03:09 yamato77 wrote:
Prom, kill super with me.

Marv, you too. You know super as town is not a pile of shit.

He's obviously here, reading the thread, he's just fucking off.

I say that's mafia super right there.


you shoot kurumi when only 18 hours have passed by in the game
and now you want to lynch me d1.

Great decisionmaking.

I don't understand your thoughprocess... What are you doing in reallife? I am curious...
wherebugsgo
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Japan10647 Posts
March 11 2013 18:16 GMT
#998
The dog's job is not to give answers now.

The dog is sad. The dog will not talk anymore.

The dog will leave now.
supersoft
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany3729 Posts
March 11 2013 18:16 GMT
#999
On March 12 2013 03:15 slOosh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 03:04 marvellosity wrote:
I'm certainly not giving yamato's opinions any more weight than I was previously. Is anyone else actually doing so? I don't think so.

lol dude stop sidestepping

yamato shot modconfirmed town

Be clear with it: do you think he is town?

Cause right now all you are doing is theorizing on how viable of a mafia move it is, not how scummy yamato actually is.


and you should read the thread.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
March 11 2013 18:16 GMT
#1000
On March 12 2013 03:15 slOosh wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 12 2013 03:04 marvellosity wrote:
I'm certainly not giving yamato's opinions any more weight than I was previously. Is anyone else actually doing so? I don't think so.

lol dude stop sidestepping

yamato shot modconfirmed town

Be clear with it: do you think he is town?

Cause right now all you are doing is theorizing on how viable of a mafia move it is, not how scummy yamato actually is.


how is that sidestepping in the slightest? I don't understand why mafia would claim shooting a mod-confirmed town when the other option was not to claim it and not receive any heat at all for it. So yes, I think he's probably town.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
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