Personality Mafia 2

You are GMarshal! As a paragon of justice on Teamliquid, you have a hatred for those who would oppose the rules. But you have a softer side, mostly for ponies. Once per game, you can prove to the thread that Friendship truely is magic by forcing 2 players to share the votes on them (this must be submitted the night before). This means everyone voting for player A will also be voting for player B, and vice versa. If one player is lynched this way, the other will be too. You also must set an example to the thread, and punish those who post images or Gifs. Once per game, you may quote a player who has posted an image or gif and type ##Temp Ban. This ban will cause their vote to not count and render them uncounsious, roleblocking them for the remainder of the cycle. You win with town.

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On September 11 2011 00:21 BayonnetAnderson wrote:

Its time. I have proven beyond any doubt that iGrok is scum, yet somehow his lynch was averted by one of the fastest forming and most suspicious wagons I have seen in a long time. Furthermore iGrok's "defense" has consisted of ignoring my accusations and accusing me of being scum , rather than addressing why he is jumpy and scared. Scum 101, if you can't defend yourself discredit your attacker, and ignore the arguments against you. I'm not going to allow it.

It is time I put my money where my mouth is, or in this case my gun. I am a day vigi, and I am taking iGrok to the pits of hell, where he belongs.

Since I am the man pulling the trigger I take full responsibility for his flip. I'll be back to analyze the interactions later, but for now please note how hard Curu and Palmar have defended him, and check to see how it was Curu who began the bandwagon against TAA that kept iGrok of the gallows, and Palmar who gave a 5% chance iGrok was scum. Keep this all in mind when we see the flip, when my holly bayonnets dig into iGrok's flesh.

Let there be none to extend mercy unto him:

neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children.

Let his posterity be cut off;

and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.

Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD;

and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.

Let them be before the LORD continually,

that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.

Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD,

and of them that speak evil against my soul.

AMEN

##Kill: iGrok

On September 11 2011 00:52 BayonnetAnderson wrote:

Fuck. I was so sure too.

Time to reread the thread. (After the TL Open is over)

You are Kenpachi! As always, you are vanilla town and plan to unleash the vanilla virus upon everyone in the game. You have a 1 shot cycle long roleblock to unleash upon a player. Whoever that player would have visited that night will gain the vanilla virus the next night, and so on. If at any point the player with the vanilla virus is double roleblocked or does not attempted to action on another player, You will regain your ability to target someone with the vanilla virus. You win with town.

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On April 08 2012 13:56 Kenpachi wrote:

hi im kenpachi and im vanilla town

On October 14 2011 12:59 Kenpachi wrote:

KENPACHI ES #1

Im motherfucking Kenpachi and im here to serve as the most faithful bodybag you will ever encounter. I will run for mayor and win because im just that awesome. That is the main fuel that will drive my election, my awesomeness.

Some convincing numbers:

9004286945924!

-Every game where Kenpachi was lynched ended up in Mafia's win. (EVERY <-- Highest number in the world. might be too convincing)

-Played very many games (very many <--- Really big number but not the highest number in the world)

-Experienced in winning and won some games (yes. i really did win some games!)

-Always lost as Mafia (Always is a very small number though)

-100% accuracy with KP vs Mafia (fuck yeah)

-359 Normal games won in League of Legends!

-7218 Posts on Teamliquid!

-And more convincing numbers!

On October 19 2011 08:34 Kenpachi wrote:

scum.

You know its pretty funny because i never talked to you. I also dont talk like that. im fucking amazing not linear. Also, me asking questions? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOLOL

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You are Meapak_Ziphh! Once per game, you may pm the hosts the name of a player. If they are town, their alignment will be revealed publicly in the thread. Two hours later, you will shoot them and be publicly revealed as the killer. Otherwise, you receive their alignment via pm. You win with town.

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On June 15 2012 08:48 supersoft wrote:

##kill: talismania

okay. Let's try this.

On June 15 2012 13:14 Ace wrote:

talismania, Gun Enforcement Agent (Scum) has been shot

On June 16 2012 17:27 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:

After the game I'll tell you what you should have done differently supersoft.

##Shoot: Supersoft

Ya'll ready for a pro gf snipe?

On June 16 2012 17:34 Ace wrote:
supersoft, Vanilla Towny has been shot

You are Jackal58! Once per game at night, you may designate the following cycle to be your bowling night. You cannot be lynched or the target by any actions during the next day and night cycle. Any votes cast against you will not count. Your vote will not count. You win with town.

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On January 05 2011 08:44 Jackal58 wrote:

I'm going bowling. I shall return around 10ish inebriated.

On January 26 2011 08:38 Jackal58 wrote:

I'm going bowling. I'll be back around 10ish to find out if I wrecked our chances to win or not.

On February 23 2011 12:22 Jackal58 wrote:

Well poop. Damn me for going bowling.

On February 24 2011 00:47 Jackal58 wrote:

Sorry for the late start but I bowl on Tuesday night.

On February 24 2011 22:41 Jackal58 wrote:

Sorry I was bowling.

On March 02 2011 08:31 Jackal58 wrote:

I'm going bowling.

On March 09 2011 08:35 Jackal58 wrote:

I'm going bowling.

On March 30 2011 07:33 Jackal58 wrote:

And I'm going bowling. It's Tuesday night. I bowl on Tuesday night.

On May 31 2011 10:54 Jackal58 wrote:

It's summer league now. I bowl on Wednesdays.

On June 02 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:

I'm going bowling. I'll make my next post after I am good and drunk.

On June 09 2011 06:18 Jackal58 wrote:

Now I'm going bowling. And drinking. Mostly drinking.

On July 14 2011 01:47 Jackal58 wrote:

I have bowling tonight so I will not be on much until late this evening. And by then I'll be drunk.

On September 07 2011 07:38 Jackal58 wrote:

I have about 10 minutes before I leave for bowling.

On September 21 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:

Just got home from work. I'll be leaving again shortly for bowling.

On October 17 2011 11:40 Jackal58 wrote:

My wife and I went to a bowling tourney yesterday and decided not to come home til today.

On December 07 2011 06:24 Jackal58 wrote:

I have bowling tonight. I wont see you guys again until tomorrow morning.

You are Plexa! As a TL admin, you've inherited powers based on famous teamliquid threads. Once per night you will be given a thread and a power based upon that thread. You win with town.

Hidden:
Each cycle is given a new single use ability based on TL threads.
1) You have received the power of the Genie Thread! You may select the invention of your choice to be used tonight. Careful what you wish for!
2) You have received the power of the Nada's Body Thread! You may post sexy images of the Tornado Terran. The
first two players to quote a post with Nada's image you may mason for
the rest of the cycle.
3) FakeSteve MSPaint Thread- One in every three posts must include an MS paint image during the following day cycle. Failure to do so will cause your vote to count for nothing.
4) girl blogs, target cant vote or action
5) monkeys, mass roleblock

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On February 08 2009 17:52 Plexa wrote:
waffles approves of the waffles shown here today

You are Caller! As an Infamous host, your antics have made their way into TL legend. At the start of the game, you may choose 4 players. You may choose to give each of these players either a NUKE, or a FAKE NUKE. The players will recieve a notification that they may fire a nuke before the halfway mark of a day by typing ##NUKE in the thread, at which point a notification by the host will confirm the shot. Both FAKE NUKEs and NUKES will elicit the same notification. NUKES do not actually kill players. Instead they unleash a storm of KEBAB on their target. The target of the KEBAB, and anyone visiting them, will be roleblocked for that night becuase they must take time to REMOVE KEBAB. A person may not be KEBABed twice in a game. You win with the town

You are VisceraEyes! I'm sorry, someone had be to him. You are compelled to claim at times that players never thought possible. During the day, you may claim publicly that you are any basic role. (Pairity cop, Medic, Tracker, Watcher, Jailer) and reveal your target. You will become this role for the following night targeting that player. You may not use this power to become the same role more than once. If you are roleblocked, your "shot" will be refunded. You win with town.

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On March 17 2012 06:08 VisceraEyes wrote:

People need to get over this fear of large posts.

First of all, if everyone condensed their posts into larger, better thought out posts then spam wouldn't be as much of an issue. Second of all, larger posts means more information, regardless of whether you think it's "useful" information or not, and as such should be read completely every time.

I request a gun so I can shoot people I think are skipping over large posts.

You are jcarlsoniv! As TL's resident LoL adict, you've played so much Viktor that you've convinced yourself you actually are the Machine Herald. Once per night, you may activate one of the following powers. Each power may only be used once:
1) Upgrade Hex Core. Select Augment: Power, Augment:Gravity, or Augment: Death to receive a bonus to one of your other abilities.
2) Power transfer, Viktor targets a player generating a shield, protecting him
from 1 kp generated by the target player for that night cycle. *Augment: Power bonus - Select two players*
3) Gravity Field, if target player does not act at night, they are roleblocked the following night. *Augment: Gravity bonus - Any non-factional kp night actions are reflected back at them, rather than roleblocked*
4) Death Ray - Animation is buggy, kills Kavdragon instead. Augment Death bonus: Nope, still no patch. Kills Kavdragon instead.
5)Chaos Storm: Target three players. Any actions targeting one of these players will randomly resolve targeting one of the selected players.

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On February 20 2013 00:24 jcarlsoniv wrote:

Vivax, hush. Steel can fix all your flaws. If we want the town to be the Viktor, I must focus my energies.

On January 20 2012 05:12 jcarlsoniv wrote:
So let's look at what tools we have. We've got a shield, a DON'T TAZE ME BRO zone, a 1200 range poke nuke, and a burst silence ult.

You are iGrok, and you use quotation marks around the word "balance"! On Night 1, you may select 3 players. These 3 players will be told they have just joined a "Sleeper Cell, which is directed by a cell leader, who knows all of their names. They will also be told that each night they may vote to shoot one player in the game. The sleeper Cell only has one bullet, and will only fire if all of the cell members vote to kill the same player. As the cell leader, you may send a 30 character PM to one of your cell members with each day/night post. This PM may not contain the names of the other cell members. You may not participate in the vote to shoot.

You are Liquid'Sheth, Grandmaster Zerg! As a minion of the swarm, you have several abilities at your disposal, but none of them are as important as spreading creep! Once per game you may use a creep tumor to spread creep on a target player. This player will become Infested. Whoever an infested player visits will also become Infested. If no infested players exist in the game, you get your creep tumor back. Each night you will recieve a list of players who are infested. Infested players' votes will not count on you, however they will be cured of infestation if they end the cycle voting for you.

You are Marvellosity, TL's finest errotic flavor text writer! Once per night, you may submit to the host a message that will be sent to target player. If it contains a piece of errotic flavor text, they will be so creeped out, that they won't leave their house at night.

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On September 18 2012 10:02 marvellosity wrote:

Day 1

Well, isn't this alluring.

The Brothel de Liquidia was a dank, depressing place. The wallpaper was peeling, and water dripped from the ceilings. For too long had the seedy house been left to rot, with no care or money spent on its wellbeing.

The ladies who worked inside this hellhole were fed up. Almost all the money they made soliciting their wares went to the pimps, who lived in luxury while they lived in penury. Tensions were at breaking point.

Lady Gill Marsha strode down one of the lengthy corridors. Only she really knew her way around the labyrinthian corridors of the brothel. Inside her pink frilly knickers was a small dagger that she kept with her at all times to protect her from the pundits.

She finally came to an unsuspecting door. To the untrained eye it looked disused and abandoned, but she knew better. Lady Gill Marsha flung open the door and marched inside.

Inside, a man sat at his desk. A man she once had passion for, but had broken her heart.

"What are you doing here, Gill?" InConspicuo asked, his eyes narrowing. "Get back to your room."

"Not this time," she hissed, eyes blazing. She lunged forward and thrust her knife through his heart.

InConspicuo gasped and clutched at his chest, his eyes bulging, as the life started to drain out of his eyes.

Naturally, being an evil pimp, he always had a gun on hand, and in his dying breaths used it to blow Lady Gill Marsha's head clean off.

The fight for the Brothel de Liquidia has begun.

InConspicuo, Granddaddyo Pimp, was stabbed in the heart!

Lady Gill Marsha, the Belle Dame of the Brothel, was shot in the head!

You have about 47 hours to decide the lynch.

You are kitaman27! Congrats. You're already a winner. However, to make things more interesting, you can achieve a double win by winning with mafia. Once per night, you may querey the TL mafia database to learn about a player, but only if you know what you are looking for. Once per night you may submit a player name and a role name, if you correctly match a player to their role, you will recieve their role pm.

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On April 07 2012 05:00 kitaman27 wrote:

I've decided to start offering my services to teach players how to play pro-town.

Read all my raving reviews!

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You are GreYMisT! As the host of some of the craziest themed game in the history of TL Mafia, you have created some pretty insane roles, making life difficult for yourslef. Once per game at night, you may choose your Co-Host. You will be masoned with your cohost for the rest of the game. Once per game, you may choose to let your coshot resolve a night cycle by himself, and kill him. Because you are away, you cannot be traced to this kill, however, everyone will know that GreYMisT's cohost has died. Once per game, you may reverse the flips for the upcoming day or night post. All town players will flip as mafia and all third party and mafia players will flip as town. 12 hours later, the actual flips will be revealed.

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On November 30 2011 07:48 GreYMisT wrote:

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Since the dawn of recorded history, man has been mortal. Thus in his mortality man has sought not to die, but to live. this sentiment is reflected thus in the game of mafia. in the following paragraphs i shall explain unto you, my reader, why it is a good idea for me not to die, but to live onto another day....

On March 25 2012 06:43 GreYMisT wrote:

Curu, whose idea was it to give the unlynchable, unkillable role to wherebugsgo??

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